Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

December 1st.

Good for marriage.

Early in the morning, I heard a commotion in the yard.

"Can't you have a peaceful weekend?" Lin Shaowen complained.

"Xu Damao is getting married today." Lou Xiao'e said with a smile, "Hurry up and let's go out to watch the fun."

"What's so good about a wedding." Lin Shaowen said in bed.

"Last time Xu Damao said Qin Peiru was pregnant with a daughter, and Jia Zhang had a quarrel with him..."

Before Lou Xiao'e finished her words, she saw Lin Shaowen climb up and start to put on his clothes.

Jia Zhang's confrontation with Xu Damao, that's going to be fun.

"You..."

Lou Xiao'e laughed dumbly, touching her belly and said, "Baby, you can't be like your father and not grow up."

In the yard.

When Lin Shaowen and Lou Xiao'e hurried over, Xu Damao had already returned with his bride. But as soon as they arrived at the front yard, they were stopped by a group of boys led by Bang Geng.

Xu Damao was wearing a Zhongshan suit today, while Zhang Wan was wearing a red dress with a big red flower on her head, which looked quite festive.

"No entry." Banggeng shouted.

"Come, give me wedding candy."

Xu Damao waved his hand, and Liu Guangfu immediately took out a handful of wedding candy and handed it to them.

"Who wants your candy? Ten yuan. No entry if you don't give it." Banggeng knocked over the wedding candy in Liu Guangfu's hand, but all the children who followed him squatted on the ground and started picking it up.

"Banggeng, don't force me to beat you." Xu Damao gritted his teeth.

"Xu Damao, you don't want my grandma to call my grandpa out when you get married, right?"

Banggeng said this, and the whole audience was shocked.

Puff!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing. If this sentence was not instructed by Jia Zhangshi, he would be willing to jump into the septic tank.

Lou Xiaoe also smiled bitterly. Jia Zhangshi was too mean.

"Nonsense." Father Xu shouted angrily, "Jia Zhang, is this how you manage Bang Geng?"

Jia Zhang turned a deaf ear to him and continued to sit at the door of her house to bask in the sun.

"Xu Damao, give me the money." Bang Geng said with his head tilted up.

"Da Mao, what's going on?" Zhang Wan frowned.

"Okay, I'll admit defeat today."

Xu Damao gritted his teeth and took out ten yuan.

With Jia Zhang's character, it would be unlucky if she really did something like this at the wedding.

Bang Geng got the money and ran away happily.

"It's not much, Damao, why can you only Bang Geng, do you look down on my family?" Aunt Qian was unhappy.

Her grandson was also blocking the door.

"Yes, Xu Damao, what do you mean?"

Others also began to criticize.

Xu Damao's head suddenly became as big as a bucket, and he bowed hurriedly, saying, "Ladies, I'm paying back the money to Jia Dongxu, please stop making trouble."

"Pay it back?"

Everyone was a little confused.

Lin Shaowen couldn't help but look at Xu Damao with a new look. In terms of on-the-spot reaction, Xu Damao was indeed very good.

"Borrow a fart, he is obviously afraid that Jia Zhang will summon his spirit." Sha Zhu said sarcastically.

No wonder he resented that Xu Damao, this beast, didn't invite him to cook when he got married. How can he, the "No. 1 chef in Nanluoguxiang", hold his head up in the future?

"Sha Zhu, shut up." Xu Damao said with a gloomy face.

Others thought about it and their faces sank.

Seeing this, Xu Damao glanced around, and when he saw Lin Shaowen, he couldn't help shouting, "Brother, you were also there when I borrowed money from Jia Dongxu last time, prove it to me."

Swish!

Everyone's eyes turned to Lin Shaowen.

Zhang Wan looked at the butterfly hairpin on Lou Xiaoe's head, and a trace of jealousy flashed in her eyes.

"Well, I'll prove it." Lin Shaowen smiled indifferently.

"Lin Shaowen, you can't prove anything." Sha Zhu said sternly, "Everyone in the yard knows that you and Xu Damao are in the same boat."

"Bullshit, you are in the same boat with Lin Shaowen." Xu Damao immediately retorted.

"Lin Shaowen is your father."

"Lin Shaowen is your grandfather."

The two immediately started to curse each other, causing the relatives of the bride who came to see them off to the bride to frown.

Zhang Wan was a little surprised. Is Lou Xiaoe's husband so unpopular in the yard? Why do everyone seem to hate him so much?

"Can you use someone else as an example? For example, a green-headed turtle." Lin Shaowen said faintly.

"Lin Shaowen, go to hell."

Jia Dongxu, who was watching the fun, turned green. He wanted to get up in anger, but he forgot the condition of his legs and fell to the ground.

Qin Peiru hurriedly helped him up.

Seeing this, Jia Zhang immediately sat on the ground and began to gather strength.

"Jia Zhang, you just took Xu Damao's money."

Lin Shaowen's words made Jia Zhang hold back the words "Old Jia". It's not that she was afraid of Lin Shaowen.Wen, but Xu Damao was staring at her as if he wanted to eat her.

Yi Zhonghai and others were relieved immediately.

If Jia Zhang really made a fuss, Xu Damao would be furious.

"You also said that you and Lin Shaowen were not wearing the same pants." Sha Zhu sneered.

"Sha Zhu, don't put the blame on me." Xu Damao said unhappily.

Hearing this, Lin Shaowen looked at Jia Zhang and said faintly, "Jia Zhang, congratulations, I heard... Qin Peiru gave birth to a daughter?"

The whole courtyard changed their faces.

"Old Jia..."

A sharp shout resounded throughout the courtyard.

Xu Damao looked at Lin Shaowen like a resentful woman, and Zhang Wan's face turned red.

Lin Shaowen smiled slightly, pulled Lou Xiao'e to sit by the flower bed and eat melon seeds.

"Lin Shaowen, what are you doing?" Xu's father scolded angrily.

"Why don't you go to find Jia Zhang and tell me? Can I shut her up?" Lin Shaowen took out a cigarette and gave one to Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng.

When he was about to light it, a match appeared at his mouth.

Wow, Yan Jiecheng has developed a new skill.

"You..."

Father Xu glared at him hatefully, and ran to the parents and said sadly, "Old sister-in-law, this is not okay. Damao is getting married today, and you have watched him grow up..."

After saying a lot of good things, Jia Zhang was satisfied.

Xu Damao adjusted his mood and was about to take Zhang Wan back to the house, when he suddenly heard Yan Jiecheng speak again.

"Brother Lin, how do you know that Qin Peiru is pregnant with a daughter? Did you see it?"

"No, didn't I hear Xu Damao say it?"

After Lin Shaowen stuffed half a pack of cigarettes into him, his face was full of teachable expressions.

"Old Jia..."

Jia Zhang's new round of soul-calling magic started, but this time Yan Jiecheng was also scolded.

Yan Jiecheng was taken back to the house by Yan Bugui with a dark face.

"What's wrong with you? Why did Lin Shaowen use you as a gun..."

Before he finished speaking, there were five Panda cigarettes in front of him.

"Dad, what did you just say?" Yan Jiecheng said proudly.

"Get in touch with Lin Shaowen more. I heard that he was just named a 'young model' by the factory. It will be good for your future development."

After Yan Bugui finished speaking seriously, he picked up Yan Jiecheng, took out half a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and then threw the remaining five cigarettes to him.

"Dad, why are you like this..."

Yan Jiecheng shouted with tears in his eyes.

Yu Li, who followed in, shook her head. She was really blind to marry Yan Jiecheng.