Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

Otherwise, how can we say that Xu Damao is really bad?

He is a projectionist. In fact, apart from showing movies in the countryside, he has nothing to do in the factory. So he almost waited at the door of the public toilet to drink water, and went to the toilet six times in the morning alone.

"Xu Damao, you peed outside again." Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu said angrily.

"If you peed outside, you peed outside. Don't you have you?" Xu Damao said nonchalantly.

"If you peed outside again, I will beat you to death, do you believe it?" Sha Zhu threatened.

"Try it."

Xu Damao raised his neck and said, "You are a criminal now, and you dare to beat people in the factory. You want to sweep toilets for the rest of your life, right?"

"You..."

Sha Zhu was almost angry to death, but he really didn't dare to do it.

Now they are the key patrol targets of the security department.

"Your grandfather is going to shit now, get out quickly."

Xu Damao took off his pants and squatted in the squat toilet, and he deliberately threw his pants everywhere.

Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu looked at each other, as if they had reached a tacit understanding.

"Hey, what's on the roof?" Jia Dongxu shouted.

"What?"

Xu Damao looked at the ceiling.

Sha Zhu didn't say anything and pushed Xu Damao into the pit.

The public toilets nowadays are not the concrete flushing structures of later generations, but semi-wooden ones, with the septic tank connected under the two wooden boards.

Xu Damao fell halfway into it, and the whole person kept sliding down.

"Oh no, someone fell into the toilet."

Sha Zhu's hoarse voice rang out.

"Oh my god, someone fell into the toilet."

"Hurry up and call Dr. Lin."

"Everyone, go and help."

...

One person spread ten, ten spread a hundred, and within a few minutes, hundreds of people gathered outside the public toilet.

Lin Shaowen, who received the notice, also hurried over. You know, drowning in a septic tank is really not a joke.

Some people who fall in can't stand the stimulation and will fall into a coma.

And those things are real. Once they invade the nasal cavity and throat, they will really kill people.

Xu Damao was struggling in the septic tank. When Lin Shaowen arrived, someone threw a hemp rope down and put it around his waist, and then seven or eight people pulled him up.

After a lot of effort, Xu Damao was pulled up, but a pungent smell made Lin Shaowen take a step back.

I don't know what's wrong with this era, it's too thick.

"Ugh!"

Some people couldn't stand the stimulation of this smell and started vomiting immediately.

Many female comrades ran a long way before they dared to breathe.

"Brother Xu, what's wrong with you?" Lin Shaowen asked, pinching his nose.

"Yes, Damao, why can't you squat steadily when going to the toilet? Did you do something bad at night?" Sha Zhu said murderously.

"Sha Zhu, how can you say this nonsense? Damao hasn't married yet." Jia Dongxu said seriously.

"That's true, but why is his leg weak?"

Shazhu and Jia Dongxu sang the same tune, and many workers who were watching the fun also pointed at him, some were gloating, some were laughing, but no one sympathized with him.

Yes, no matter who fell into the toilet, everyone would watch it as a fun.

Lin Shaowen was extremely sensitive, and he immediately noticed that Xu Damao was not only trembling all over, but also had bloodshot eyes.

Is this a sign of a rampage? He ran away without saying a word.

"Shazhu, fuck your grandma."

Sure enough, accompanied by Xu Damao's roar, a foul smell directly attacked Shazhu and Jia Dongxu.

Not only were the two hugged by Xu Damao, but Xu Damao also kept taking things from his body and stuffing them into their mouths.

"Fuck."

Even though Lin Shaowen, who was already very strong in psychological preparation, couldn't help vomiting.

Shazhu and Jia Dongxu naturally wouldn't give in, and the three of them immediately wrestled together.

But at this time, Xu Damao had a buff on him, even the "Siheyuan War God" Sha Zhu only wanted to escape instead of fighting, and as for Jia Dongxu, the weakling, he was lying on the ground vomiting.

The parts on Xu Damao's body were scattered during the struggle, and several workers who were closer to him were immediately covered with them.

"Ah..."

The worker screamed in pain.

Sha Zhu was vomiting and fighting, trying his best to maintain the majesty of the Siheyuan War God. But at this time, Xu Damao turned into the "Toilet War God", and the parts hanging on his body were his best weapons.

"Ugh!"

The women comrades who were watching the show in the distance were also pale and vomited continuously.

The battle lasted for a full fifteen minutes, and in the end, the comrades from the security department came over with water guns and shot them to end the battle.

But afterwards, Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu both cried in grievance.

Because there was a saying circulating in the factory,"Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu were fed shit by Xu Damao."

The three people had different opinions in the security department. Xu Damao said that Sha Zhu pushed him down, but Jia Dongxu proved to Sha Zhu that this was not the case.

In the end, the security department was too lazy to pay attention to them. They scolded them severely and let the three people go.

When Lin Shaowen returned to the infirmary, he was almost vomiting and exhausted.

The scene was really shocking.

At noon.

Many people in the factory had lost their appetite, resulting in a rare surplus of food in the canteen.

Lin Shaowen also had no appetite. After drinking a coconut, he felt better, but it was limited.

At this time, someone pushed the door in.

"Director Wang, why are you here?"

Lin Shaowen looked at the person in surprise.

Wang Kuirong, director of the canteen of the steel rolling mill.

Although he is only a canteen director, there are ten canteens in the steel rolling mill. There are also nine deputy canteen directors, and Wang Kuirong not only leads the canteen work, but also manages a canteen.

He is not very conspicuous in the steel rolling mill, but he is really a high-ranking official.

"I heard that you are very skilled, Dr. Lin."

Wang Kuirong took out a stack of bills from his pocket with a smile on his face and pushed them over calmly.

Since Director Yang gave him a sewing ticket last time, these leaders would bring something with them when they came to see a doctor, as if they would lose face if they didn't.

Lin Shaowen didn't even feel his pulse, and smiled bitterly, "Director Wang, you are not young anymore, you have to be restrained in sex."

His face was blue, his eye sockets were sunken, and his dark circles were comparable to those of a panda.

Wiping sweat after walking two steps, what else can this be but excessive indulgence?

Wang Kuirong was shocked, and then smiled bitterly, "Doctor Lin, to be honest, I actually have no interest in women at all."

"Then what are you doing..."

"There is a tiger at home."

Wang Kuirong sighed, and then told his difficulties.

Nothing else, his current position was supported by his father-in-law. Although his father-in-law has retired now, the tiger is still powerful, and he dare not offend the tigress at home.

Lin Shaowen pondered for a while before saying, "There are two options. The first... can help you regain your masculinity."

"First, I choose the first..." Wang Kuirong said anxiously.

The second is to make your tigress pure and abstinent.

Lin Shaowen moved his lips, but he didn't say it in the end.

To be honest, Wang Kuirong's hair is gray.

Long years of pampering, just look at a lot of basic diseases.

If he really regains his strength, I'm afraid it will affect his life span.

The human body has limited functions. If you overdraw, you will have less. You could have lived to 90 years old. After over-consumption, you may not even live to 70 years old. This is the "heavenly cycle" in the "Qing Nang Book".