Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Then what do you want?" Lin Shaowen pouted.

"First, you have to compensate Jia Zhang..."

Yi Zhonghai was about to speak, but saw Jia Zhang winking.

"Fifty."

"Yes, you have to compensate Jia Zhang fifty yuan for medical expenses." Yi Zhonghai said righteously.

"What else?" Lin Shaowen asked again.

"Second, you have to clean up all the ivy on the wall."

"Anything else?"

Lin Shaowen took out a cigarette and threw one to Xu Damao.

"Third, I'll give you a chance to forgive your sins. You give up your toilet and let the elderly and children use it."

...

Many people were enlightened when they heard Yi Zhongtian's third point.

I heard that Lin Shaowen's family also has a bathhouse, and he can go there to take a bath when the time comes, saving a lot of money.

"Okay."

Lin Shaowen agreed at once, shocking everyone.

"You...you agreed?" Yi Zhonghai himself didn't believe it.

"I agree."

Lin Shaowen nodded, looked around and said, "This is all your idea...right?"

"No, it's not my idea." Xu Damao was the first to shake his head.

"It's not my idea either." Qin Huairu followed.

"What about the rest of the people? This is all your idea, right?" Lin Shaowen asked again, but they didn't say anything.

But everyone had an ominous premonition in their hearts.

"Brother, please go and call the joint defense office and say that someone is joining forces to commit murder and robbery." Lin Shaowen said to Xu Damao.

"Okay."

Xu Damao immediately prepared to run out.

"Wait..."

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly called Xu Damao, and the others also blocked the door to prevent Xu Damao from going out.

"Brother, add one more thing, and stop the victim from calling the police."

Lin Shaowen shouted, shocking everyone.

"Lin Shaowen, how did we commit murder and robbery..." Yi Zhonghai roared.

"First, my creeper is planted on the wall of my yard. Listen carefully, it's my yard." Lin Shaowen said seriously, "You said it would hurt people in the yard, which means someone wants to climb into my yard..."

"Nonsense, who wants to climb into your yard."

Liu Haizhong's face turned pale.

"What's in her hand?" Lin Shaowen pointed at Jia Zhang and said, "Jia Zhang, I now suspect that you colluded with Yi Zhonghai to steal money and kill people..."

"You're talking nonsense, I didn't."

Jia Zhang ran back home quickly and closed the door without saying a word.

"Why are you making such a fuss? What money or life do I want from you?" Yi Zhonghai glared.

"You joined forces with everyone in the yard to steal my toilet, and it's not the first time." Lin Shaowen's words scared Yi Zhonghai.

The last time they made a fuss, the street office already knew about it.

This time they made a fuss again, maybe the joint defense office will really believe what Lin Shaowen said.

"We are discussing, discussing." Yi Zhonghai's forehead was sweating.

"Yes, we are discussing with you..." Liu Haizhong also chimed in.

Yan Bugui sighed and said nothing.

"I don't agree, then what?" Lin Shaowen looked at Yi Zhonghai.

"Forget it if you don't agree, forget it." Yi Zhonghai said embarrassedly.

"And... Jia Zhang broke my creeper, how do you deal with this?" Lin Shaowen's voice suddenly became louder.

"Damn little beast, I haven't asked you to pay for the medical expenses yet..."

Jia Zhang rushed out immediately when she heard Lin Shaowen asking for money.

"You mean, you broke my things and you want me to pay you?" Lin Shaowen snorted coldly, "Then I throw you on Yi Zhonghai's bed, can I ask him for the money?"

Puff!

Xu Damao couldn't help laughing.

Qin Huairu couldn't hold back when she saw him laughing.

"Lin Shaowen, what are you talking about..." Yi Zhonghai slammed the table fiercely and roared.

The aunt's face turned blue with anger.

"Sorry, I said it wrong... Let's start over." Lin Shaowen made a pause gesture, "Jia Zhang, did Jia Dongxu throw you on Yi Zhonghai's bed so that he could ask Yi Zhonghai for money..."

"Hahaha!"

The whole yard was filled with laughter.

Yan Bugui and Liu Haizhong couldn't help laughing, their eyes full of gloating.

"Lin Shaowen, you dare to humiliate my mother, I will fight you..."

Jia Dongxu rushed up with a stick, his eyes red.

Lin Shaowen grabbed his stick and knocked him to the ground with one stick.

"Jia Zhang, you broke Lin Shaowen's things, you should pay him ten yuan."

Yi Zhonghai was a little tired and couldn't let Lin Shaowen go on like this.

"What, ten dollars?"

Jia Zhang immediately jumped up, "I don't have any money, but I have my life...""Brother, call the Joint Defense Office." Lin Shaowen shouted to Xu Damao.

"Wait..."

Jia Zhang panicked instantly, sat on the ground and cried, "Little... Doctor Lin, I really have no money. I am an old woman without a job, how can I have money?"

"It's okay if you don't give me money." Lin Shaowen said slowly.

"Really?" Jia Zhang stopped crying instantly.

Qin Huairu immediately held her forehead, the little man was holding back his bad intentions again.

"Go to Liu Haizhong's door to summon his soul, ten yuan... summon for three days." Lin Shaowen added, "Don't mention my name, don't think I don't know that you are scolding me at the door of Old Yan's house."

"Don't mention you, don't mention you." Jia Zhang smiled.

"Why me?" Liu Haizhong said in grief.

Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui looked at each other, feeling very lucky.

"I don't know, I just said it casually."

Lin Shaowen shrugged and turned back home.

Seeing this, everyone did not leave.

They were still waiting for Jia Zhang to call the soul.

"By the way."

Lin Shaowen went back and looked at Jia Zhang and said, "I don't trust you very much. Swear... your household registration book is useless. This time, use Jia Dongxu's."

"Ha..."

Sha Zhu, who was watching the fun, couldn't help laughing.

"Lin Shaowen, don't go too far." Jia Dongxu roared.

"If you don't swear, you will pay."

Lin Shaowen stretched out his hand to Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang's eyes seemed to want to eat people, but her body was very honest. "I swear, I will go to Liu Haizhong's house to call the soul for three days. If I can't do it... Jia Dongxu will die with a household registration book, okay?"

Qin Peiru was stunned.

What kind of weird family is this? They actually swear with their own children and grandchildren.

"Well, please start your performance. I'm going home to eat."

Lin Shaowen left after saying that.

Jia Zhang walked straight to Liu Haizhong's door, sat on the ground and slapped her thigh, "Old Jia..."

Liu Haizhong closed the doors and windows with a sullen face.

Others laughed so hard that they couldn't close their mouths, especially Yan Bugui, whose teeth were all laughing.

Although Yi Zhonghai was very restrained, he shrugged his shoulders and it was very hard to hold back.

West Wing Courtyard.

Qin Huairu was cooking, while Lin Shaowen took out the "Isolation Array" talisman that he won in the lottery today, hesitated for a while and finally threw it into the sky.

"The array is activated."

An old voice sounded in his mind.

After a while.

Lin Shaowen could actually clearly feel everything in his yard, even the birds standing on the wall.

"Start."

Lin Shaowen shouted.

All the sounds and smells in his yard... were isolated.

Even if someone stood on the wall and looked inside, they would only see a foggy area.

"Hey, why can't I smell meat today?"

Many people were secretly surprised. Could it be that after Lin Shaowen got promoted, he became more frugal?