Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Ahem...Uncle, let me do the math for you." Yan Bugui said seriously, "You are 30 years old this year, and the salary of a minister is 138 yuan, so you have to give her 69 yuan a month, right?"

"Not only that, Lin Shaowen has other income." Xu Damao shouted.

"Uncle, don't tell me that you have to give her half of the medical fees when you go out to see patients?" Yan Bugui said in surprise.

"All income." Lin Shaowen smiled bitterly.

"Good fellow, then Yu Haitang must have an income of 100 or 200 yuan a month?"

Everyone's eyes changed immediately.

They originally looked down on Yu Haitang for being so shameless and clinging to Lin Shaowen, but after Yan Bugui's calculation, no one would be willing to find another one to marry.

"Where's the bill?" Liu Haizhong came over.

"It's all the same." Lin Shaowen said helplessly, "We have worked in the same factory for so long, and I have only received a salary once..."

"Hiss."

Everyone took a breath.

The look in their eyes when they looked at him was full of sympathy.

Good job, good looks, high education.

So what? Meeting Yu Haitang, such an evil star, is also bad luck for eight lifetimes.

"They can't just not spend a penny on you, right?" Yi Zhonghai frowned.

"Do you think... I will tell them every time I go to see a doctor?" Lin Shaowen looked at him as if he was a fool.

"I know you are not honest." Yi Zhonghai muttered.

"Third uncle, tell me your solution quickly." Sha Zhu urged.

"My solution is very simple." Yan Bugui said with a righteous face, "Let's find a man for Yu Haitang, and this problem will be solved, right?"

"Go, Third uncle, is there something wrong with his brain?"

"That's right, who gives me two hundred yuan a month, does it matter whether there is a man or not?"

"Yu Haitang is not stupid, she has a son and money... why is she looking for a man?"

...

Everyone talked about it, looking at Yan Bugui with unusual disdain.

"I thought it was a good idea." Lin Shaowen was disappointed and prepared to carry the gasoline barrel.

"Don't worry." Yan Bugui said anxiously, "I haven't finished talking yet..."

"Third uncle, you are busy, see you later." Lin Shaowen was too lazy to say more to him.

"No, listen to me first." Yan Bugui held him down, "What I mean is, if you introduce Yu Haitang to Yan Jiefang... you only need to pay her a quarter of her living expenses every month."

"What?"

Lin Shaowen's eyes widened.

How shameless does he have to be to say such a thing?

It's okay to support Yu Haitang, but he also has to support Yan Jiefang?

He is not Aixinjueluo Wang.

"Third uncle, do you really think others are fools?" Xu Damao sneered, "So you want to take out all of Lao Lin's salary and give it to your Yan family? If there is such a good thing, I am also happy."

"Haven't you done such a thing?" Yan Bugui squinted.

"You..."

Xu Damao's face suddenly turned blue with anger.

He used to be a gigolo and didn't feel it, but now that he and Zhang Wan have separated, he hates others mentioning the past the most.

"No, Third Uncle, according to your calculation, as long as Lin Shaowen gives me fifty... no, forty yuan a month, I will also be happy to marry Yu Haitang." Sha Zhu also jumped out.

"You know shit." Yan Bugui spit at him with disdain, and then looked at Lin Shaowen, "Uncle, think about it from another angle... Now you have to pay two hundred a month, and after getting her away, you only have to pay fifty a month, and she doesn't have to hang around in front of you, how cost-effective."

...

Lin Shaowen looked at him and sighed, "Third Uncle, is this your idea or Yan Jiefang's..."

"Uncle, I don't mean that." Yan Jiefang jumped up immediately.

What a joke, Yu Haitang's temper is worse than Yu Li's.

What if I really make her angry, will I still have a good result?

"Of course it's my idea." Yan Bugui said seriously, "Yan Jiefang is a fool. If it weren't for his parents' help, he would have been single all his life."

"But Yu Haitang has given birth to a child." Lin Shaowen said helplessly.

"It's okay. We are a family of scholars. We are not so unreasonable." Yan Bugui took out a cigarette and handed it to him.

"Yu Haitang has a bad temper and a willful personality." Lin Shaowen blew out a smoke ring.

"It doesn't matter." Yan Bugui sneered, "Uncle, I'm not saying anything bad about you, you are just too soft on your wife. Look at Qin Jingru or Yu Haitang... who doesn't shit and piss on your head?"

Lin Shaowen was about to continue speaking when Yu Haitang rushed out from the west wing yard angrily.

"Fuck."

Seeing this, Xu Damao and others immediately dispersed.

Splash!

A basin of cold water directly pouredYan Bugui was drenched in cold.

"Yan Laoxi, you don't want to live anymore, right?"

Yu Haitang pulled out a kitchen knife from her waist and chopped it at Yan Bugui's head.

"I'll go."

Lin Shaowen cursed inwardly and directly reached out to hug Yu Haitang, "Don't be impulsive, let's talk it over..."

Swish!

Yu Haitang's kitchen knife flew out of her hand.

Yan Bugui immediately dodged with his head in his arms.

Bang!

The kitchen knife flew out from his head and embedded in the door of his house, shaking constantly.

Gurgle!

The sound of swallowing saliva was heard from almost the entire courtyard.

Even a ruthless person like Jia Zhangshi turned pale with fear. The knife just now was really aimed at Yan Bugui's head.

Yu Haitang also looked at the kitchen knife that flew out of her hand with some surprise. She just wanted to scare Yan Bugui, but she really didn't want to kill him.

Now that she lives such a comfortable life, there is no need for her to go to jail for Yan Bugui, right?

Just as she was wondering, someone suddenly pinched her waist.

Yu Haitang immediately understood that it was Lin Shaowen who did it.

She scolded with a stern face, "Lin Shaowen, I'm not your wife, why don't you let go."

"Hey."

Lin Shaowen immediately let go of her and stepped aside.

"Yan Laoxi, I tell you, if you try to plot against me behind my back again, I promise to chop you to death."

Yu Haitang walked to Yan Bugui's house step by step and pulled out a kitchen knife.

"I... I'm not discussing this with you." Yan Bugui said with fear.

"Discuss? Who are you discussing this with?" Yu Haitang sneered, "I am mine, and Lin Shaowen is Lin Shaowen. Except for him paying me and my son on time every month, I have nothing to do with him."

"Old Lin is so pitiful." Sha Zhu sympathized.

"That's right." Xu Damao sighed, "He must have done so much evil in his previous life that he deserves such retribution in this life."

Although that's what he said.

But they were very happy in their hearts, not for anything else, as long as Lin Shaowen was in trouble, it would be a great thing for everyone to celebrate.

"Yu Haitang, don't brandish your sword and gun in the yard..."

Liu Haizhong was about to show off his power, but Yu Haitang turned his head with a knife.

"Liu Haizhong, what does this have to do with you? If you say one more word, do you believe I will chop you to death?"

"Dad..."

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian shouted at the same time, but they retreated several meters away.

What a joke, if this knife flies over, it will be a disability if not death.