Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Don't you need to sleep..."

Lin Shaowen opened the door unhappily and was stunned.

Almost half of the men in the yard were standing at his door, and almost everyone had a flashlight.

"Old Lin, you finally came out." Sha Zhu seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.

"No, men... what are you doing?" Lin Shaowen subconsciously took a step back.

"We..."

Sha Zhu was about to explain, but saw Qin Huairu and others also came over.

"What's the matter, it's the middle of the night."

"Cough cough cough..." Sha Zhu coughed twice and smiled coquettishly, "Sister Qin, this is all men's business, it's not convenient for you female comrades to listen."

"Women can still hold up half the sky, what can't be heard?" Yu Li said unconvinced.

"Oh, what are you talking about?" Liu Haizhong said, "Lin Shaowen, someone saw Xu Damao go to the secret door at night. This has never happened in our courtyard... So for the reputation of our courtyard, we decided to catch him."

"Jia Dongxu..."

Lin Shaowen hesitated.

"Ahem, don't worry about the dead." Yi Zhonghai coughed twice, "You are also the leader of the younger generation, so we unanimously decided to take you with us, which is also a warning to you."

"Uncle, what are you talking about?" Qin Jingru was not happy, "My Shaowen is a well-behaved person. He goes home after work and never goes out at night."

"That's what I said." Yi Zhonghai said embarrassedly.

He also felt strange. Lin Shaowen has lived in the courtyard for seven or eight years.

He is so well-behaved. He neither comes to the courtyard to chat with them nor goes out to have fun.

"Lin Shaowen, one word, are you going or not?" Liu Haizhong said in a deep voice.

"Let's go."

Lin Shaowen sighed, "So many of you came to find me. If I don't go... What if you can't catch him, won't you suspect that I'm a leaker?"

"You're quite tactful."

Liu Haizhong looked proud, but was secretly surprised in his heart.

How did this guy know his thoughts?

So.

A group of dozens of people, all holding flashlights, ran out of the yard in a mighty manner. Many people who came back late subconsciously avoided it when they saw this scene.

"Yan Jiecheng, who saw Xu Damao go to the secret door?" Lin Shaowen fell behind the team and asked quietly.

"Liu Guangqi."

Yan Jiecheng also whispered, "He was originally going to report to the Joint Defense Office when he came back, but the second uncle decided that we should go together to catch the adulterer."

"Fuck, what deep hatred is this?" Lin Shaowen said in surprise.

"I know about this." Liu Guangfu came over. "Today in the factory, my father was cleaning the toilet, but Xu Damao rushed in with a group of people and deliberately urinated outside..."

"This Xu Damao..." Lin Shaowen couldn't help but be speechless.

"Xu Damao also laughed at my father for being the director of the toilet and was born to do this. My father was so angry that he didn't even have dinner." Liu Guangtian also came over.

"Hey."

Lin Shaowen sighed faintly.

After walking for half an hour, the large group stopped outside a small courtyard.

"Surround it for me."

At Liu Haizhong's order, everyone dispersed and surrounded the entire small courtyard.

Lin Shaowen retreated to a distance and smoked silently.

"Bump the door."

Yi Zhonghai roared with high spirits.

Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng took the lead and bumped into the gate of the small courtyard.

Boom!

There was a loud noise.

The two men rolled on the ground for two rounds before they stopped. The gates these days are basically for the protection of gentlemen but not villains.

"Fuck, what's going on?"

Suddenly, a cry of surprise came from the courtyard.

"Catch him."

Yan Bugui was sharp-eyed. When he saw a naked body trying to escape over the wall, he immediately rushed up and pulled him down.

Bang!

The man slapped Yan Bugui's glasses with his backhand.

"Okay, you dare to hit someone?"

Yan Bugui roared and rushed up directly. The two men rolled into a ball.

"Beat him up first."

I don't know who shouted, and a dozen people immediately stepped forward and punched and kicked the naked man.

"Ouch, ouch..."

"Grandpas, I was wrong."

"Stop it, stop it."

...

Lin Shaowen was not sure if the man was Xu Damao, but when he heard the familiar begging for mercy, it must be that guy.

"Let you go crazy."

Liu Haizhong held Xu Damao's neck and slapped him twice.

Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangfu and a group of young people rushed into the house, especially Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiefang... Their movements were so smooth. The most exciting thing about catching an adulterer is not catching the man, but catching the woman..

These people are well versed in catching adultery.

But what shocked them was that there was no one in the house.

"Where is the person?" Liu Guangqi said sternly.

Xu Damao kept glancing at the door, and when he saw Lin Shaowen shaking his head at him, he immediately straightened his chest, "Who is it?"

"How dare you pretend?" Liu Haizhong slapped him in the face again, "If you don't tell the truth today, I will send you to the Joint Defense Office now."

"Liu Haizhong, you dare to beat the leader, you are rebellious." Xu Damao said angrily, "This yard belongs to a buddy of mine. He has not been at home for the past two days. He asked me to come and see the house for him. What's the problem?"

...

Everyone was arguing.

Lin Shaowen went back to the room again, pressed along the bed, and took advantage of the fact that there was no one around to lift the bed board.

Sure enough.

There was a woman hiding under the bed board at this time, but... Xu Damao had a unique taste. The woman was plump, but she was at least forty years old. At this moment, she was covering her mouth and looking at Lin Shaowen in horror.

"Uncle, what did you find?" Yan Jiecheng shouted at the door.

"Nothing."

Lin Shaowen shook his head and put the bed down again.

It was not because he was kind that he decided to let Xu Damao go, but because Xu Damao had just suffered that kind of thing yesterday... He really couldn't do it.

Otherwise, why would people say that Liu Haizhong and others were immoral.

They didn't even leave Xu Damao with shorts, and just pushed him back to the compound naked.

But Xu Damao was still smart. He just lowered his head and covered his face with his hands, and didn't care about other places at all.

Compound.

At this time, Qin Huairu and others were chatting with a group of old women.

When they saw Xu Damao coming in, one or two of them were terrified.

"Ah, you rascal."

The young girls scattered, but a group of old ladies sat there, still criticizing.

"Tsk, this Xu Damao is big and strong, but his stuff is not very good."

"No capital."

"No wonder Zhang Wan can't have a child."

...

Xu Damao, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly had red eyes.

Isn't this too insulting?

After Liu Haizhong made a gesture, a group of young people immediately brought out tables, chairs and benches.

After the three uncles sat down.

Yan Jiecheng and others also ran over with small benches.

"Uncle, please sit down."

"Yes."

Lin Shaowen took out a cigarette, smoked one himself, and threw it to him.

Yan Jiecheng immediately smiled and walked around, and put the rest directly in his pocket.