Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Old Lin, please don't hurt my pig." Wang Kuirong said with concern.

"It's okay. I have applied to the factory. We will be allocated two pigs for the half-month military training." Lin Shaowen said lightly, "Our training intensity is so high. We can't always eat steamed bread. We need some meat to support it, otherwise, the bodies of these young people will be damaged."

"Two pigs?"

The militia team was about to explode.

They originally thought that the militia team was a hard job, but they didn't expect that there would be such benefits.

"Shut up."

With Zhang Feng's roar, everyone trembled and dared not say anything.

Lin Shaowen was gentle, but Zhang Feng would talk to them with his fists.

"He Yuzhu, Xu Damao... Hurry up." Zhang Feng urged.

"Lin Shaowen, you are taking revenge for personal gain." Sha Zhu said angrily.

Bang!

Zhang Feng slapped him to the ground, "He Yuzhu, try to say it again..."

Xu Damao rolled his throat, looked at the five palm prints on Sha Zhu's face, and immediately lowered his head.

"You don't have to go." Lin Shaowen laughed softly, "Lock them up, separate them, and lock them up for three days first..."

"Yes."

After Zhang Feng saluted, he immediately prepared to arrange for staff.

"I'll go, I'll go..."

Sha Zhu got up with a gurgle.

He was put in solitary confinement before, and those days were too hard to endure.

"I...I'll go too." Xu Damao also said hurriedly.

"Very good, Director Wang, find a pig pen for them two." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

This kid.

Wang Kuirong was amused.

He knew a long time ago that Lin Shaowen and Sha Zhu were not on good terms, and when he was the director, he often heard Sha Zhu cursing Lin Shaowen in the cafeteria.

But he didn't expect that after so many years, it was still like this.

However, as Lin Shaowen's best friend, this little favor is certainly not a problem.

So he chose two of the most majestic pigs.

"Director Wang, these pigs are... too big, right?" Sha Zhu said in horror.

"Sha Zhu, the pigs in our factory are all this big." Wang Kuirong said proudly, "Hurry up and get the pig hair. When you are done, I can kill these two pigs for you to have a snack."

"Yes, hurry up."

"It's almost noon."

"It takes time to kill pigs, right?"

Hearing that pigs were going to be killed, the militiamen immediately became agitated.

Now those who can eat some meat in a week are from well-off families, and ordinary families live on steamed buns.

"I'll count to three. If you don't go in, you will be put in solitary confinement." Lin Shaowen said seriously, "One... three, catch them."

"I'll go in."

Sha Zhu was suddenly startled and climbed into the pig pen without saying a word.

Seeing this, Xu Damao followed in.

Lin Shaowen leaned on the fence of the pig pen and handed a cigarette to Wang Kuirong.

It must be said that Wang Kuirong did a good job in the breeding farm. The pigs weighed at least 200 pounds and were full of energy. When they saw Xu Damao and Sha Zhu coming in, they didn't care.

After all, people came in to clean the pig pen every day, and they were used to it.

"I'll go left and you right?" Sha Zhu whispered.

Xu Damao took a look and shook his head, "I'll go left and you right, you're stronger..."

It's obvious that the one on the right is stronger, and he's not stupid.

"You useless thing."

Sha Zhu cursed, but still changed places with him.

"I'll count one, two, three, and then we'll pull at the same time..." Xu Damao said seriously.

"Okay."

Sha Zhu nodded and put his hand lightly in the air on the pig's back.

"One..."

Xu Damao took a deep breath, shouted "three", and then grabbed the pig's hair on the back and pulled it hard.

"Ah..."

The pig howled in pain and turned its head immediately.

Sha Zhu was still standing there, thinking about "two" in his mind? Why not "two"?

By the time he reacted, Xu Damao had already slipped away.

And in front of him was an angry pig.

"Fuck."

Sha Zhu screamed and ran away.

But the angry pig suddenly rushed over and bit his butt hard.

"Ah..."

The scream like a pig being slaughtered resounded throughout the farm.

Gulu!

The militiamen all swallowed their saliva, and looked at Lin Shaowen with fear in their eyes.

The captain must not be offended. If you offend him, he can kill you.

"Old Lin, will you be okay?" Wang Kuirong whispered.

"Pigs are not dogs. They won't bite and won't let go." Lin Shaowen chuckled.

As expected.

The pig just bit Shazhu's butt hard, then pushed him to the ground, and then ignored him.

"It seems that using pig hair as a brush is not feasible.. "Lin Shaowen said seriously, "He Yuzhu, come out, we will think of other ways..."

After the dirty Shazhu crawled out of the pig pen, he covered his butt and said, "Captain, I'm injured, I want to go to the infirmary."

"It's a very reasonable request." Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile, "Give you 20 minutes to go to the infirmary to apply medicine, then clean yourself and come to the assembly... 20 push-ups for every minute late."

"Captain..."

"There are still 19 minutes now."

Lin Shaowen glanced at his watch.

Shazhu ran away immediately.

"Come out, some people who can kill pigs, we'll have meat for lunch." Lin Shaowen said loudly.

"Long live the captain." "

The militiamen were boiling with excitement.

Zhang Feng's eyes were red, this was meat.

Infirmary.

After Sha Zhu walked in with his butt covered, Su Xiu, who was eating canned food, hurriedly hid the things in the drawer.

"Su Xiu, my butt was bitten by a pig, can you show me?"

"My butt was bitten by a pig? What happened?"

Su Xiu opened her mouth in surprise. She had been a nurse for several years and was considered to be knowledgeable.

This was the first time she had encountered such a situation.

"It's all Lin Shaowen's beast." Sha Zhu said angrily, "He deliberately made fun of me... asked me to pluck the hair of a pig, and this is what happened."

"Ha..."

Su Xiu couldn't help laughing, but when she saw Sha Zhu's resentful look, she immediately restrained her expression and said seriously, "Injuries are inevitable during training. Take off your pants, I'll apply some medicine and disinfect you and you'll be fine."

"Take off your pants? "Sha Zhu was slightly stunned, and immediately blushed, "Is it inconvenient here?"

"Why is it inconvenient?" Su Xiu said seriously, "I am a professional nurse. As long as it is a patient, I treat both men and women equally. Hurry up."

"Well... okay."

Sha Zhu blushed and pulled his pants down. Just when he was about to tear off his shorts, he was stopped by Su Xiu.

"You don't need to take off the inner one, just pull the pants up a little."

"Oh, okay."

Sha Zhu hurriedly opened his pants a little.

Su Xiu took the iodine and cotton swab, checked it carefully, and then smiled, "It's nothing, there is no blood, just some redness and swelling..."

"It hurts a lot." Sha Zhu said embarrassedly.

"It must hurt." Su Xiu scolded, "It's so swollen, and the pig is still strong..."

"It's a big fat pig weighing more than 200 pounds. "Sha Zhu sighed, "But Lin Shaowen said he would kill the pig and give us meat to eat."

"Eat meat?"

Su Xiu paused when she heard these two words.