Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

The next day.

Sunday.

Early in the morning, Yi Zhonghai went straight to the backyard.

At this time, Sha Zhu had just gotten up and was washing up. When he saw him coming, he just glanced at him with his peripheral vision and said nothing.

"Zhu Zi, I'm going to have a banquet in the yard today, you come to cook."

"Okay, ten yuan." Sha Zhu said calmly.

"Zhu Zi, you ask me for money?" Yi Zhonghai's eyes widened.

"Uncle, what you said is really new." Sha Zhu smiled, "I'm a cook. I can't help people with weddings and funerals without charging money, right? What did Lin Shaowen say... Yes, do you want to get it for free?"

"Zhu Zi, I watched you grow up. We have been neighbors for many years. You ask me for money. Don't you feel guilty?" Yi Zhonghai stamped his feet in anger.

He thought he was pretty good to Sha Zhu, but he didn't expect that this kid was as ruthless and ungrateful as Lin Shaowen.

"Don't worry, uncle, let's be honest. I'm a craftsman and I make a living by my craftsmanship. If you are willing to pay, I will start preparing immediately. If you are not willing to pay... It doesn't matter. There are so many aunts in the yard. It's the same if you let them cook." Sha Zhu sat under the eaves and crossed his legs.

Yi Zhonghai looked at him for a long time, and finally said nothing and turned away.

He just broke the cup as soon as he entered the house.

"Sha Zhu is really a beast, an ungrateful wolf."

"Boss, what's wrong?" Auntie came over hurriedly.

"What else can it be? I let Sha Zhu cook, and he asked me for ten yuan..." Yi Zhonghai said angrily, "We shouldn't have taken care of this beast in the first place. He is more disgusting than Lin Shaowen when he turns his face."

"Fuck, it's Sha Zhu again, right?" Yi Xiaolong cursed, "Dad, don't worry, I will help you get rid of this anger..."

After that, he ran towards the backyard.

He is also a good fighter in the village. If he can't beat Lin Shaowen, can he beat Sha Zhu?

Backyard.

Sha Zhu was drinking tea leisurely, and suddenly Yi Xiaolong rushed over and kicked him to the ground.

"What are you doing?" Yan Fengyu screamed.

"What? I'm going to beat him to death today." Yi Xiaolong sneered and punched and kicked Sha Zhu.

Yan Fengyu was about to step forward, but heard Sha Zhu shouting, "Don't come over, go to the Joint Defense Office..."

Yi Xiaolong was shocked when he heard the Joint Defense Office, and he cursed, "Sha Zhu, you are a man, why do you fight with me? What's the point of complaining?"

"I am a gentleman, and it's not worthy of me to fight with a country bumpkin like you." Sha Zhu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and shouted to Yan Fengyu, "Why are you still standing there? Go to the Joint Defense Office."

"Hey."

Yan Fengyu ran out immediately, but ran into Yi Zhonghai and his wife.

"Fengyu, where are you going?" Yi Zhonghai asked anxiously.

"Let your son go to jail." Yan Fengyu sneered, "Yesterday the Joint Defense Office warned Yi Xiaolong not to cause trouble. Today he beat Sha Zhu, I want to see if there is still law in this city."

Fuck.

Yi Zhonghai was shocked and said hurriedly, "No, no, no, this is a misunderstanding..."

Auntie also hurriedly grabbed Yan Fengyu and stopped her from leaving.

"Uncle, what do you mean? Are you protecting Yi Xiaolong?" Sha Zhu snorted coldly.

"Zhu Zi, the affairs of our courtyard have always been resolved by the courtyard. What's the matter with you reporting to the Joint Defense Office at every turn?" Yi Zhonghai said with great sorrow.

"If you don't report to the Joint Defense Office, it's fine." Sha Zhu sneered, "Yan Fengyu, go and call Lin Shaowen... Let him come to judge for us."

"Hey."

Yan Fengyu immediately broke free from Auntie and ran towards the west courtyard.

"Sha Zhu, what do you mean? There are three uncles in our courtyard. Why are you looking for Lin Shaowen?"

Liu Haizhong, who came after hearing the news, was quite unhappy.

Yan Bugui did not speak.

"What's the point of looking for you?" Sha Zhu said disdainfully, "You and Yi Zhonghai are in the same boat, and looking for you to judge is just asking for death, isn't it?"

The onlookers looked at him in surprise, why did Sha Zhu seem to be a different person.

Damn it.

The faces of the three uncles all darkened at the same time.

After a while.

Lin Shaowen, yawning, came to the backyard, and Liu Guangfu immediately dragged a stool over.

Lin Shaowen was not polite, he sat on the stool, crossed his legs and said, "Tell me, what's going on..."

"Lin Shaowen, what the hell are you putting on airs?" Liu Haizhong said dissatisfiedly.

"Then I'll leave?" Lin Shaowen said indifferently.

...

The three uncles were silent.

If Lin Shaowen left, with Sha Zhu's stupid personality, he would definitely report to the Joint Defense Office. It's almost the end of the year, and the excellent courtyards are about to be awarded. If something goes wrong again, they won't even know what's going on.None of them can be obtained.

"Old Lin, don't pay attention to them." Sha Zhu curled his lips and said, "Yi Xiaolong hit me, but I didn't fight back... You decide what to do about this matter."

"Yi Xiaolong, you can do it." Lin Shaowen said with a smile, "He has fought twice in the two days since he came to the yard... It's amazing."

Yi Xiaolong glanced at him, and then subconsciously took two steps back.

This beast really beat him to death.

"Lin Shaowen, it's all a misunderstanding..." Yi Zhonghai said hurriedly, "Xiaolong just came to the yard and doesn't know the rules."

"Then Sha Zhu, go to the kitchen and get a knife, and stab Yi Xiaolong twice." Lin Shaowen spread his hands and said, "Anyway, it's all a misunderstanding..."

"You..."

Yi Zhonghai was shocked and angry, mainly because Sha Zhu really went to the kitchen to get a knife.

"I was just joking with you, why did you take it seriously?" Lin Shaowen looked at Sha Zhu and scolded with a smile, "There are two solutions. First, send Yi Xiaolong to jail. Of course, if he gets out, he probably won't have a job. Second, pay the money."

"Pay the money, pay the money, we are willing to pay the money." Auntie said hurriedly.

"Sha Zhu, how much do you want?" Lin Shaowen said with interest.

"One hundred." Sha Zhu said calmly.

"How much?"

The whole yard was in an uproar.

He wanted one hundred yuan for two punches. Sha Zhu must be crazy about money.

"Zhu Zi, you really are not a human being, right?" Yi Zhonghai almost vomited blood.

"Uncle, what you said is interesting." Xu Damao said leisurely, "Sha Zhu asked for a sky-high price, you pay it back when you get down, you know that others are not human beings... Then just send it to the joint defense."

"Xu Damao, this is none of your business." Yi Zhonghai said sternly.

"It's none of my business?" Xu Damao sneered, "Okay, I'll go to the Joint Defense Office now, you still want to settle it privately? Go to hell."

"Xu Damao..."

Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu shouted at the same time.

This Sha Zhu is really stupid.

Lin Shaowen was speechless, you shouted.

Isn't it obvious that you are telling Yi Zhonghai that you will not report to the Joint Defense Office.

As expected.

Yi Zhonghai saw Sha Zhu's attitude and immediately changed his tone, "Zhu, it's just a few young people fighting in the yard... Let's not talk about compensation. I'll give you 20 yuan. How about you help to organize the banquet?"

Sha Zhu nodded with satisfaction when he heard the 20 yuan and said, "Your uncle is sensible, but you have to control your country bumpkin. If he dares to do it again, I will make him spend the rest of his life in jail."

"No, no."

Yi Zhonghai glared at Yi Xiaolong fiercely, and took Sha Zhu to see the vegetables he bought with a smile on his face.

Yi Xiaolong followed him dejectedly. He didn't understand why people in the city like to make a big deal when fighting. A group of old men have no backbone at all.