Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

Sha Zhu was not to be outdone, and raised his fist to fight back.

But Xu Damao was covered in armor at this time, and his anger made his adrenaline surge, so he could not feel the pain at all.

But Xu Damao was still too weak, and was knocked to the ground by Sha Zhu in a few strokes.

Sha Zhu was not really stupid, and after knocking Xu Damao down, he ran away.

Xu Damao got up in a gurgle, knowing that he could not catch up with Sha Zhu, so he kept taking things off his body, squeezed them into a ball, and kept throwing them at Sha Zhu.

"Xu Damao, I'm your mother."

"Hurry up, Xu Damao is crazy."

"Call the police, hurry up and call the police."

The residents of the courtyard ran away and cursed.

Yes, in the dark night, Xu Damao had no accuracy.

Anger took over his reason, telling him that he would be finished if he kept throwing "feces balls".

Yan Jiecheng was secretly delighted. While running away, he wanted to look back at Xu Damao's miserable state. Suddenly, something smeared his face, making him unable to open his eyes.

"Ah..."

Yan Jiecheng's painful howl resounded throughout the courtyard, and he fell to the ground.

Xu Damao couldn't see clearly at all. He saw someone fall to the ground, and immediately pounced on him, hugged him and rolled on the ground.

For a long time.

"Stop, stop it."

The people from the Joint Defense Office finally arrived. They endured the stench and separated the two people rolling on the ground.

Xu Damao was fine. Anyway, it wasn't the first time, so he lay on the ground knowing the situation.

After Yan Jiecheng was pulled up by Yan Bugui, he looked at the disgusted eyes around him and couldn't help crying.

The courtyard.

"You said someone pushed you down?" The people from the Joint Defense Office were surprised.

"Yes."

Xu Damao said aggrievedly, "Although I drank a little, the four of us only drank a little more than one bottle, so I wouldn't step on the air, right?"

"Do you have a suspect?" the person from the Joint Defense Office asked.

"Shazhu, it must be Shazhu." Xu Damao shouted immediately.

"Get lost, it's not me."

Shazhu's eyes were red with grievance. He was just watching the fun and got slapped in the face. Who can he go to for justice?

The people from the Joint Defense Office were also numb. This matter without evidence can't be based on Xu Damao's one-sided statement.

"Old Xu, it's not Shazhu." Lin Shaowen stood up and laughed.

"Why do you say that?" the person from the Joint Defense Office asked.

"Because if Shazhu planned to push Xu Damao down, he would never wear this." Lin Shaowen pointed at Shazhu.

Everyone looked at Shazhu carefully.

He wore a vest with many holes on his upper body, and the shorts on his lower body were even worse, with half of his butt almost exposed.

"Ah..."

Sha Zhu yelled and ran home immediately.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

Sha Zhu often boasted that he had a salary of 37.5 yuan, but he didn't even have a good pair of pants.

"Who do you think it was?"

The people from the Joint Defense Office looked at Lin Shaowen.

"It doesn't matter who it is, because there is no evidence." Lin Shaowen smiled bitterly and shook his head, "This kind of thing is like catching an adulterer. If you can't catch him at the scene, it's useless at all."

He actually knew it was Yan Jiecheng, but there was no point in saying it.

Yan Bugui would definitely cover up for Yan Jiecheng, and they couldn't produce any evidence.

The people from the Joint Defense Office nodded and looked at Xu Damao, "What do you say?"

"What else can I say?" Xu Damao said with a sad face.

"Okay, let's all go, we still have to go to work tomorrow." Yi Zhonghai shouted.

Everyone left one after another.

The people from the Joint Defense Office just looked at Xu Damao with pity, then turned and left.

"Old Yan, please stay for a moment."

Lin Shaowen shouted, and Yan Bugui trembled all over.

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai, who were about to leave, also stopped and looked at Lin Shaowen in confusion.

After Lin Shaowen took out a cigarette and smoked it, he said leisurely, "Old Yan, it was Yan Jiecheng who pushed Xu Damao down, right?"

"You...how can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air." Yan Bugui's face changed drastically.

How could he not know that it was Yan Jiecheng? His house was so small, and he was known as the door god of the courtyard. Didn't he know who went out?

"Yan Jiecheng."

Xu Damao gritted his teeth and shouted.

"Don't pretend. The people from the joint defense office were here just now. I have saved face for your family." Lin Shaowen said seriously, "If it was other revenge, it would be fine, but Yan Jiecheng pushed Xu Damao into the pit, and he was drunk, that would kill people."

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong looked at each other and became serious.

If someone hadn't yelled at him just now, Xu Damao might really be dead.

Yan Bugui hesitated for a moment, and finally went home to bring up Yan Jiecheng.

"Asshole, tell me what you did." Yan Bugui scolded him harshly."I, I..."

Yan Jiecheng said "I" several times, but in the end he couldn't say anything.

"That's enough."

Lin Shaowen waved his hand and said, "I let you out, just to warn you, don't do it next time, it's really deadly. As for how you want to compensate Xu Damao... you can discuss it yourself."

After that, he patted his butt and left.

"Pay money." Xu Damao said fiercely.

"How much?" Yan Jiecheng whispered.

"Twenty... no, fifty."

Xu Damao raised his right hand. Although he had washed it, the residual smell still made Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong take a step back.

Lin Shaowen, who walked to the middle courtyard, was stunned when he heard the words, and couldn't help laughing.

This Xu Damao... is so useless.

Finally, after bargaining, Yan Jiecheng compensated Xu Damao twenty-five yuan.

But the next day.

The legend of "Xu Damao eating shit" was circulating in the yard, and Yu Li came to the yard again.

"Yu Li..."

When Xu Damao saw Yu Li, his eyes lit up instantly.

"Xu Damao, stop talking. Yan Jiecheng and I have already decided."

Yu Li's face turned pale. Although Xu Damao's conditions were indeed good, eating that thing... She wanted to vomit just thinking about it.

"Xu Xiaoyu, don't talk to this kind of person."

The third aunt said nothing and pulled Yu Li into the house.

Yan Bugui, who was fiddling with flowers and plants, sneered. Is his money so easy to take?

"Yan Jiecheng, you wait for me, I will cuckold you sooner or later."

After Xu Damao said this, he turned around and ran.

"Xu Damao, you are looking for death..."

Yan Jiecheng chased out with a kitchen knife, followed by Yan Jiekuang with a stick.

Lin Shaowen, who was going home from get off work, saw this and shook his head with a wry smile.

Xu Damao was really a novice and a playful person.

"Shao Wen..."

A crisp female voice sounded.

Lin Shaowen looked back and was immediately happy. He saw Lou Xiao'e pushing a ladies' bicycle and standing at the gate of the yard.

"Miss Lou, you gave up the car and rode a bicycle instead?"

"Go, can't I ride a bicycle?"

After rolling her eyes, Lou Xiao'e stepped forward and took Lin Shaowen's hand, "My dad asked me to ask you when we will get married."

As soon as this sentence came out, most of the people in the yard were stunned.

"Ahem." Lin Shaowen's old face turned red, and he coughed twice before whispering, "Can't you ask me secretly?"

"This is not something shameful." Lou Xiao'e said indifferently.