Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

Afternoon.

Lin Shaowen was leaning on the recliner in the study room, feeling sleepy, while Qin Huairu and others were knitting sweaters and chatting.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.

Qin Jingru was about to open the door, but was stopped by Lin Shaowen.

"Huairu, go open the door, and call Xu Damao in."

"Okay."

Qin Huairu put down her things and went out.

Zhang Xiaoyu and others returned to their rooms.

Captain Xing and Director Wang had just arrived, and Xu Damao came right after.

"Old Lin, what's so mysterious... Well, Director Wang and Captain Xing are here too."

"Sit down, I have something to tell you." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

Xu Damao sat cautiously opposite him, and said with some vigilance, "Old Lin... I haven't committed any crime recently, and I'm so poor that I don't have money even if I want to commit a crime."

Puff!

Director Wang and Captain Xing were immediately happy.

This guy was very frank.

"I didn't say you did anything wrong." Lin Shaowen said with a smile, "Old Xu, do you want to get those two small yellow croakers back..."

"Fuck, Old Lin, you are really a piece of shit, and you told Captain Xing and the others about it." Xu Damao scolded.

"Shut up." Captain Xing frowned, "Old Lin was kind-hearted and wanted to help you get the small yellow croakers, why the hell don't you know what's good for you?"

"Well, really?" Xu Damao was a little unconvinced.

"Captain Xing, forget it." Lin Shaowen shook his head and said, "If we really get those two small yellow croakers back, we can donate them to the street office."

"Don't worry." Xu Damao was anxious, "Old Lin, you know my current situation... I'm donating it to the street office, and I'm about to ask the street office for relief."

"This is the right attitude." Lin Shaowen pouted and said, "Since you want to get the money back, then cooperate with us..."

"Okay, how do you cooperate?" Xu Damao sat up straight.

Lin Shaowen reached out and patted the box beside him, then opened it.

"Fuck."

Xu Damao's eyes widened immediately.

A box of golden yellow croakers, at least twenty pieces.

"Here are twenty yellow croakers, which are used as bait for fishing." Lin Shaowen said seriously, "Take the box and go outside for a walk before coming back, and then pretend to accidentally leak the news... With your wisdom, this shouldn't be a problem for you, right?"

"Don't worry, I know everything about this." Xu Damao patted his chest and said.

"I have to say this in advance, these twenty yellow croakers are seconded by the street office and the bank... If one is missing, you will have to spend the rest of your life in prison." Director Wang threatened.

"Ah? The yellow croakers from the bank?" Xu Damao said in surprise.

"Whose do you think they are?" Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"It's yours." Xu Damao said as a matter of course, "Your father is a senior engineer, and your mother is a university teacher... Isn't it normal to leave a box of gold for you."

"Go, I don't have such arrogant parents." Lin Shaowen laughed and scolded, and said seriously, "The factory has given you three extra days off. You should take the box out for a walk every morning, preferably in the direction of Pigeon City..."

"Old Lin, what if it's robbed?" Xu Damao said nervously.

"Robbed? You wish." Lin Shaowen rolled his eyes and said, "You must hand over this box of gold to Captain Xing when you go out early tomorrow morning. You can hold the box..."

This box of gold is of great importance.

If one of them really falls, they will all be criticized.

"Okay."

Xu Damao sighed and whispered, "I have made such a great contribution to the Street Office. When the two small yellow croakers are found, they must be returned to me."

"Go to hell, our Joint Defense Office never takes a single needle or thread from the people." Captain Xing laughed and scolded.

"That's good, that's good."

Xu Damao carefully held the box and was about to go out.

"Old Xu, don't have any bad thoughts. The gold bars are all numbered. If you really dare to tamper with them... According to the crime of embezzlement, the highest penalty is to be shot." Lin Shaowen said faintly.

Xu Damao trembled all over and showed a smile that was uglier than crying, "Old Lin, who do you think I am? Would I do that?"

"It's best if I don't."

Lin Shaowen smiled and waved his hand.

"We're leaving too. The Joint Defense Office is going to arrange tasks, and our Street Office is going to investigate." Director Wang smiled.

"Okay."

Lin Shaowen nodded and didn't see them off.

After all, there are women in the yard. If the news leaks out, it will be bad if someone comes to kill them.

But he still wanted to see how Xu Damao pretended to be, so after waiting for a while, he also walked towards the yard.

Seeing this, Qin Huairu and others followed him closely.Compound.

Lin Shaowen was chatting with Yan Jiecheng.

Suddenly Xu Damao came in with a box in his arms.

He looked very proud.

"Xu Damao, did you step on dog shit when you went out?" Sha Zhu said sarcastically.

"Sha Zhu, if you can't talk, just shut your mouth." Xu Damao sneered and said, "I don't want to talk to you, it's beneath my status..."

"Oh, you still have status." Sha Zhu spat at him, "There hasn't been a scholar in the past three generations, you have a shitty status."

"Then you are better than you." Xu Damao said sarcastically, "You haven't worn crotchless pants in the past three generations, and you are still wearing pants that expose your buttocks."

Puff!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing.

This old Xu is quite dirty in scolding people.

When he laughed, Qin Huairu and others couldn't help laughing.

It's just that women are more reserved, covering their mouths and laughing non-stop.

When you quarrel with someone, the most frightening thing is that when you are being scolded by others, there are people laughing next to you.

It's not very harmful, but it's extremely insulting.

Sha Zhu's face flushed immediately, and he stood up and pushed Xu Damao hard, "I think you've been itching for three days without a fight, right?"

"Ouch."

Xu Damao staggered and fell to the ground.

The box in his arms also slipped out of his hand.

Crash!

The box of yellow croakers scattered all over the ground and landed on the snow, shining so brightly that people couldn't open their eyes.

The whole courtyard was suddenly silent, with only the sound of rough breathing.

Lin Shaowen was also stunned at this time.

This pretense is invisible, and you still need to learn from Brother Damao.

"Fuck."

Xu Damao screamed and began to pack up the gold in a hurry.

"Lin Shaowen, that's a big yellow croaker, right?" Yi Zhonghai asked in disbelief.

"Your old eyes haven't recovered yet?" Lin Shaowen joked.

"Go to hell."

After Yi Zhonghai cursed with a smile, he whispered, "Do you think Xu Damao went out to do some murder and robbery?"

"If Old Xu had this courage, would he still be robbed?" Lin Shaowen laughed.

"That's right."

Yi Zhonghai sighed, "Xu Damao is really rich now..."