Siheyuan: I raise ants and steal all the property from animals

"Sir, I......"

Silly column is very depressed.

If Yi Zhonghai hadn't stopped him, if he hadn't dared to urinate on top of his head, he would have unscrewed the faucet!

"Wow......"

Bangge cried loudly.

Silly Zhu looked ferocious just now and yelled, scaring him.

"Silly Zhu, you scared my eldest grandson to tears, I will scratch you to death!"

Xiang Shuguang played mahjong with a scheme.

He didn't win any money, but instead took out twenty yuan from his pocket. This made Jia Zhang very depressed and looked at her with evil eyes, looking for a punching bag. Qin

Huairu was the best punching bag!

She was about to find Qin Huai. Ru let out her anger, and Shazhu scared Bangge to tears. Jia Zhang found the place where she vented her anger, and rushed straight to Shazhu.

Swish!

Open the bow left and right, and move both hands together!

Three bloody marks were scratched on the left face of Shazhu, The right side of his face was scratched four times.

Jia Zhang was really cruel.

Blood oozed out on the spot!

"Jia Zhangshi......"

Silly Zhu's eyes turned red.

He is more depressed.

Lost eighty yuan!

The dick pissed all over my head and face.

He was also scratched by Jia Zhang and his face was bloody.

"Jia Zhang, what are you talking about?"

Yi Zhonghai was really angry.

It was the Jia family's fault in the first place. The stick peeed all over Silly Zhu's head and face. Silly Zhu had already done his best without hitting the stick!

How could Jia and Zhang still scratch people?

Yi Zhonghai yelled at Jia Mrs. Zhang, the person holding hands was Si Zhu.

Whoa!

Yi Zhonghai restricted Si Zhu’s movements but did not restrict Ms. Jia Zhang. Mrs. Jia Zhang rushed up and scratched twice more on Si Zhu’s face.

The back of Yi Zhonghai's left hand was also scratched by Jia Zhang.

"Jia Zhang, are you crazy?"

"Jia Dongxu, are you blind?"

Yi Zhonghai was furious. He came to start a fight, but he was scratched by Jia Zhang and couldn't fight back, which made him feel very depressed.

"Mom, come back!"

Jia Dongxu stopped Jia Zhangshi

"Humph, Silly Zhu, you dared to scare my eldest grandson to tears. If I hadn’t stopped you, would you believe that I would have dug out your eyeballs?"

Jia Zhang is never forgiving.

"you......"

Silly Zhu was almost furious.

Yi Zhonghai forcefully pulled Si Zhu out. before.

Yi Zhonghai will definitely not be able to pull Fuzhu away.

Shazhu is young and strong!

Now.

Shazhu's strength was taken away by Xiang Shuguang, leaving him with only half of his strength. He was no match for Yi Zhonghai, so he was dragged home by Yi Zhonghai.

"Silly Zhu, don’t be as knowledgeable as Jia Zhang. She is illiterate. She has never gone to school for a day and can’t read a single word!"

"calm down!"

"......"

Yi Zhonghai Anfu Silly Pillar.

After more than ten minutes of comfort and brainwashing, Shazhu finally calmed down.

"Master, don't worry, I will definitely give you face, let this matter go, and I will not trouble Jia and Zhang again."

Silly Zhu nodded.

"Sir, I always feel a little strange. I seem to have forgotten something?"

"Something seems to be missing from your body?"

"Can you help me think about it?"

Silly Zhu scratched his head.

He lost half of his cooking skills and was forcibly plundered by the little ants.

When Xiang Shuguang received it, he triggered another critical attack and gained more advanced cooking skills.

"You have nothing missing!"

"Silly Zhu, I know, you still feel uncomfortable"

"You should think this way, you are a man and stand upright, Jia Zhang is just an old woman, how can you argue with her?"

Yi Zhonghai didn't know that Shazhu's cooking skills were lost.

He also didn't know that Jia Dongxu's fitter skills had also been robbed.

He thought that Jia Dongxu was lazy and his skills had deteriorated.

He had already planned to give Jia Dongxu a special one in the next period of time. Training, he must improve his fitter skills.

At least it is worthy of Jia Dongxu’s current technician level!

Dong Dongxu!

Jia Dongxu knocked on the door.

The door was open, and he walked directly into Shazhu’s house

"Silly column, I'm so sorry!"

"We have lived in the same hospital for so many years, and you know my mother’s temper. My father can’t control her, let alone me."

"I apologize to you on behalf of my mother!"

Of course Jia Dongxu is not sincerely apologizing.

But the Jia family needs Shazhu.

Shazhu is the most cruel. What if Shazhu gets angry and breaks up with the Jia family?

He came to apologize. It has nothing to do with right or wrong. He just wants to make Shazhu calm down.!

"Silly Zhu, look, Dongxu has apologized to you!"

Yi Zhonghai smiled and was very satisfied with Jia Dongxu.

"Okay, I am also a grown man, so I don’t care about that much.."

Silly Zhu sighed

"Master, Silly Zhu, I analyzed the situation of playing mahjong just now."

"I think we lost not because of technology, but because of luck."

"Think about it, if Xiang Shuguang loses technically, he can always win, but why does he not dare to play after just one win?"

Jia Dongxu was very unwilling.

Yi Zhonghai nodded slightly.

"Yes, Dongxu, you are so right"

"He just felt guilty and was not sure of winning, so he just ran away after winning a handful."

"Damn, I was fooled. I shouldn't have made a fuss then and let him continue playing. The three of us cooperated and won all his money!"

Si Zhu slapped his thigh and became even more angry!

"Master, can you trick Shuguang again?"

Jia Dongxu asked Yi Zhonghai

"It's difficult. I just told Shuguang that he saw through our trap, how could he do it a second time?"

Yi Zhonghai shook his head.

He hated Xiang Shuguang even more!

He planned and practiced for so many days. He wanted to win money, but he didn't expect to lose a lot!

"Master, I have some ideas"

"Next time we play mahjong with Xiang Shuguang, we must make a big bet and get hundreds of dollars, or something precious, to make Xiang Shuguang covetous!"

"Greedy and greedy, even if he knew it was a trap, he would still play mahjong with us!"

Jia Dongxu gritted his teeth.

This time the loss was heavy.

Next time we must win it back with profit!

"Sir, Brother Jia is right"

"If he could get some good things or more money to make Xiang Shuguang greedy, he wouldn't care if it was a trap."

Silly Zhu thinks it makes sense.

"good! That’s it!"

"However, our skills still need to be practiced"

"Silly Zhu, Dongxu, you should work harder to practice your mahjong skills."

"When I'm ready, we'll look for Xiang Shuguang again, and this time we'll win him bankrupt!"

Yi Zhonghai also agreed.

After settling on the general idea, the three of them discussed it for more than an hour.

Regarding Xiang Shuguang's next plan, it started to work again, more vicious and greedy!

Then, everyone went back to their respective homes.

Each looked for his own mother.

"Why are you going to Shazhu's house?"

As soon as Jia Dongxu returned home, Jia Zhang caught him and asked

"Mom, I am not willing to lose so much money this time, and neither are my master and Shazhu."

"We have all discussed it, and prepared well, and then we will try our best to face the dawn!"

Jia Dongxu didn't hide it.

"Again?"

Jia Zhang is a little scared.

"Qin Huairu, it’s all your fault"

"It was all planned to attract Xiang Shuguang’s eyes. What did you do?"

"When we were playing mahjong, I never looked at Shuguang or you."

"Are you deliberately making our family lose money?"

Jia Zhang asked Qin Huairu.

She had never regarded Qin Huairu as one of her own.

"I......"

Qin Huairu felt aggrieved.

She has worked very hard, but Xiang Shuguang just doesn't look at her. What can she do?

"okay!"

"Even if this matter is over, no one is allowed to mention it again!"

Jia Dongxu is really worried that Xiang Shuguang is targeting Qin Huairu.

With Xiang Shuguang's ability, he is targeting Qin Huairu. Can Qin Huairu escape?

Jia Dongxu doesn't want to wear an environmental protection hat!

Silly Zhu's house.

The deaf old lady comes to see Silly pillar

"What's wrong with your face?"

The deaf old lady feels very sorry for Silly Zhu.

"It's okay!"

Silly Zhu doesn't want to say

"Silly Zhu, do you even want to hide it from me?"

"explain!"

The deaf old lady poked her crutch into the ground, which meant that she was angry.

"Old lady, don't be angry. I said it's not okay?"

"As I told you a few days ago, we planned to play mahjong with Xiang Shuguang and trick him. We just played mahjong!"

"Alas, I didn’t expect that Xiang Shuguang was so lucky that he actually won!"

"Later, when I got angry, I fainted"

"The retarded Jia family peed on my head, I yelled at him, and Jia Zhang scratched him!"

The more Silly Zhu talked, the more depressed he became.

He felt that he was extremely unlucky today! (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Mr. Jia Zhang is so outrageous, I'm going to teach him a lesson!"

The deaf old lady planned to go to Jia's house

"Old lady, just rest!"

"We don’t have the same experience as Mr. Jia Zhang. Besides, I only suffered a few superficial injuries. It looked scary, but in fact it wasn’t serious at all!"

Silly Zhu stopped the deaf old lady.[]

"Huh, just let Jia and Zhang go!"

"The most hateful thing is that little bastard Xiang Shuguang, he is becoming more and more outrageous!"

"People like him will definitely not end well!"

"Silly Zhu, you can’t learn from him!"

The deaf old lady cursed Xiang Shuguang and warned Silly Zhu.

Silly Zhu nodded repeatedly.

He had long been brainwashed by the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai.

He listened to what they said.

"Silly Zhu, I'm hungry, please get me something to eat!"

"I just love eating your cooking!"

The deaf old lady came to Shazhu because she wanted to eat something delicious.

Before she came, she didn't know that something had happened to Shazhu.

"Okay, old lady, what do you want to eat?"

Silly Zhu nodded.

"I asked your eldest mother to buy two taels of meat. You can make a small stir-fried pork!"

The deaf old lady handed the meat to Silly Zhu.

In the 1960s, the production of meat was limited, and the supply was limited by tickets!

The supply of meat for heavy manual workers was large.

The supply of meat for light manual workers was small.

Even for heavy manual workers, one month The price of meat tickets will not exceed half a catty.

Therefore, in the 1960s, when ordinary people bought meat, the price unit was catty, but the weighing unit was liang. When buying a few taels of meat at a time, two, two, and three taels were the most common!

"good!"

"Old lady, you go home and rest first, I will prepare it and send it to you!���

Silly Zhu is very nice to the deaf old lady.

Treated like a real grandma!

The deaf old lady was very satisfied and got up and went back to the backyard.

After walking out of Shazhu's house, she glanced in the direction of Jia's house

"Mr. Jia Zhang, if you dare to scratch Silly Pillar, you will take advantage of my eldest grandson."

"Just wait. Silly Zhu's failure to pursue the case does not mean that I will not pursue it. If I find an opportunity, I will give you a few cane blows."

The deaf old lady made a mental note to Jia Zhang.

Returning to the backyard, she took another look in the direction of Shuguang's house.

"Xiang Shuguang, you are even more hateful!"

"Even if I spare Jia Zhang, I can’t spare you!"

The deaf old lady kept two accounts in her mind.

One is Jia Zhang's.

One is Xiang Shuguang.

The Yan family

"Mom, something big happened just now"

"The first man, Jia Dongxu, Shazhu and Xiang Shuguang are playing mahjong at Jia's house"

"Xiang Shuguang seemed to have won a lot of money, which made Shazhu faint with anger. Later, Jia Zhang even scratched Shazhu."

Yan Jiekuang ran all the way home and reported to the third aunt

".real?"

The third aunt was surprised.

Xiang Shuguang had a grudge against the Jia family, so why would he go to the Jia family to play mahjong?

If her son hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would not have believed it!

"There must be something going on here. When Lao Yan comes back, talk to him and let him analyze it. He will definitely know what is going on!"

The third aunt glanced at the gate of the courtyard.

Today,

Yan Fugui left work late and hasn't come back yet.

In the middle courtyard.

Sha Zhu's house.

Sha Zhu has cut the meat.

"What happened?"

"Why can’t I cut meat?"

"It shouldn't be, it really shouldn't be, how could you forget?"

Si Zhu looked at the slices of meat. One was thick, one was thin, one was wide, and one was narrow. When did his knife skills become so bad?

"Alas, I don’t think about it now!"

"The deaf old lady is in a hurry, fry it first and then send it over, I will think about it slowly."

Si Zhu started cooking.

Heat the pan.

Heat oil.

Put the meat slices into the pan.

"What's the heat?"

While frying the meat, Shazhu was in trouble again.

He was a little distracted!

It didn't matter when he left, some of the meat slices were burnt, and some of the meat were still raw.

Half an hour later,

Shazhu looked embarrassed and came with a plate of small fried meat. to the backyard

"Old lady, I’ve brought you fried pork!"

Silly Zhu came in.

"Hey, Silly Zhu, is this the stir-fried pork you cooked?"

"Isn't it caused by the rain?"

"No, even if it’s rain, it won’t produce such bad food. Who cooked it?"

The deaf old lady lost her appetite as soon as she saw it.

The appearance was too bad.

She lowered her head and smelled it, and there was a strange smell!

"Old lady, I was the one who fired it!"

"My knife skills have deteriorated, my cooking skills have deteriorated, I seem to have forgotten them all, and I don’t know what happened!"

Si Zhu's face turned red.

In his memory, when he was six or seven years old, he would never have cooked such an unpalatable dish.

"Are you really the one making the noise?"

The deaf old lady picked up a piece of meat and decided to give it a try. Maybe it just looked ugly. What if it tasted delicious?

Put the piece of meat into her mouth.

Bite!

Wow!

The deaf old lady vomited on the spot.

"Silly Zhu, try it yourself, what is this thing you are speculating on?"

The deaf old lady threw the chopsticks on the table.

Silly Zhu picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of meat and put it into his mouth.

Wow!

He also vomited.

"Old (Wang Wang’s) wife, this is terrible!"

"I forgot how to cook. If I can’t remember it when I go to work tomorrow, I won’t be able to keep my job!"

Si Zhu suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

"Have you really forgotten how to cook?"

Seeing Silly Zhu's anxious look, the deaf old lady believed it.

She knew Silly Zhu.

She didn't think Silly Zhu could deceive her.

Silly Zhu nodded. The deaf old lady was speechless for a moment, how could she forget to cook? If Silly Zhu had been there for ten years

I haven’t touched kitchen utensils or cooked food in eight years, so it’s normal to forget about cooking.

But he cooks every day, how could he forget everything all at once?

Next door is Xiang Shuguang’s house.

What a coincidence, Xiang Shuguang is also making stir-fried pork.

The slices of meat he cuts, The thickness is uniform, the size is uniform, and even the shape is similar. Absolutely top-notch knife skills!

"Silly Zhu’s cooking skills are really good!"

"No, it used to be Silly Zhu’s cooking skills, but now, it has been snatched away by my system and loaded into me. From now on, it will be my cooking skills!"

Xiang Shuguang heats up the oil in the pan.

Put the meat slices into the pan.

Instantly.

The rich meat aroma wafts out.

"So delicious!"

"Silly Zhu is indeed a professional cook. No wonder his cooking skills are appreciated by senior leaders."

"Now that his superb cooking skills belong to me, he will never be appreciated by the boss again, and he may not even be able to keep his job!"

Xiang Shuguang happily cooked a plate of stir-fried pork.

He picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.

It smells delicious!

Next door.

The deaf old lady's house.

Silly Zhu and the deaf old lady are both worried.

"Huh? Isn’t it the smell of stir-fried pork?"

Silly Zhu smelled it.

"Yes, the smell of stir-fried pork is even more fragrant than the ones you used to stir-fry. Who in our hospital has better cooking skills than you?"

The deaf old lady nodded.

"Old lady, you cook first. I'll go out and see who makes the stir-fried pork so fragrant?"

Si Zhu went out and stretched out his hand.

As soon as he went out, he discovered the source of the fragrance.

It came from Xiang Shuguang's house.

"How could the person making stir-fried pork be Xiang Shuguang?"

"His cooking skills are at the level of ordinary people and home-cooked dishes. How can he make such fragrant stir-fried pork?"

Si Zhu came to the door of Xiang's house.