Siheyuan: I raise ants and steal all the property from animals

Xiang Shuguang and Xu Huirong, a large group of guests with dimples, came to the guests to"cheer on" Silly Zhu.

As soon as I arrived outside the restaurant, I heard many screams and curses!

Time goes back one hour.

Silly Zhu decided to have a big sale and sell all the rotting stones at low prices to recover losses.

He went back to the courtyard.

When he came back, he took the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai with him, followed by a group of beasts, including Liu Haizhong, Jia Zhang and others.

"Old lady, this is the restaurant I open, called Guests Come!"

"Today, I treat you to a good meal!"

Silly Zhu introduced his business. He is very proud!

Among all the people in the courtyard, he is the first to make money from business.

Not counting Xiang Shuguang, he just invested in the tavern.

He did not create the tavern!

"Silly Zhu, I read you right, you have a lot of potential."

The deaf old lady praised Silly Zhu.

With a bright smile on his face, Silly Zhu led a group of people into the guest room.

"Wife, let’s have a good meal and eat more. If we save money on dinner, we can also save money on breakfast tomorrow. Yan

Fugui whispered to the third aunt.

The third aunt nodded.

"Grandson, when the food is served later, he only eats meat, no vegetables, and no food. Do you hear me?"

Jia Zhang said to Banggen.

Banggen nodded.

Jia Dongxu also nodded.

Qin Huairu and Xiaodang didn't come, which made Shazhu very dissatisfied.

He originally only planned to invite the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai, but he didn't Thinking of the rest day, most of the beasts were in the courtyard.

First came Jia Zhang and then Yan Fugui.

Finally, all the beasts who participated in the investment came with their families.

Qin Huairu also wanted to come, However, Mrs. Jia Zhang scolded her back, saying that women should not show up in public, and asked Qin Huairu to take Xiaodang to look after the house at home. In the kitchen, the waiters began to serve.

A waiter picked up a plate of pork stewed vermicelli.

"Why is there something wrong with this dish?"

The waiter came closer and smelled it.

"What's wrong?"

"Aren't you greedy?"

Another waiter joked

"Something is definitely wrong, if you don’t believe me, just smell it."

The waiter who said something was wrong handed over the pork stewed vermicelli and asked the waiter who was teasing him to smell it.

The other waiter sniffed it.

"There seems to be something wrong, but it doesn't seem to be anything. I can't smell it."

"Why don't you go talk to your boss?"

"I don’t want to go to the boss. You don’t know. The boss’s nickname is Silly Zhu. He has a bad temper. I was kicked twice by him yesterday."

"I was kicked by him yesterday too"

"I was scolded by him."

The waiters got together and complained to Silly Zhu.

He forgot about the 810 call that there was something wrong with the food and brought it directly to the table.

"Old lady, come, let me have a drink with you."

Silly Zhu poured a glass of wine for the deaf old lady.

"OK, OK, OK!"

The deaf old lady was very happy.

She raised her glass and drank with Silly Zhu.

"Old lady, this bowl of braised pork was specially prepared by the chef. It’s rotten, easy to chew, and won’t clog your teeth. Try it!"

Silly Zhu is picking up food for the deaf old lady.

Liu Haizhong, Yan Fugui, Jia Zhang and others have no image at all.

When Jia Zhang is in a hurry, he doesn't even use chopsticks and just grabs the meat with his hands. It's so hot that he screams. She was reluctant to put down the meat in her hands.

She stuffed the hot meat into her mouth and it burned her mouth again.

The waiter wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so she covered her mouth and suppressed her blush.

Because of the big sale, the price of vegetables was very cheap.

There were a lot of guests.

Silly Zhu glanced at it and saw that there were at least fifty or sixty guests. He was very satisfied. The ingredients would definitely be sold out!

Alas!

After drinking two glasses of wine, Silly Zhu sighed.

"Silly Zhu, why are you sighing?"

The deaf old lady is old. After eating two pieces of meat, she felt a little easier, so she couldn't eat anymore. She found that Silly Zhu looked wrong.

"It's okay."

Silly Zhu shook his head.

"Silly Zhu, if you have something to do, you can hide it from others, including me?"

"I have always regarded you as my grandson!"

As soon as the deaf old lady put down her chopsticks, her face turned gloomy.

"Old lady, don't be angry. I said it's not okay?"

"It’s all my fault, my master. I feel like he’s mentally ill. He actually became a disciple of Xiang Shuguang. He even asked me to call him Grandmaster and kowtow to Xiang Shuguang."

"Tell me, is my master old and confused?"

Si Zhu complained.

Si Zhu was next to Liu Haizhong. When he was eating meat, he heard that Xiang Shuguang had become the ancestor of Si Zhu, and Si Zhu kowtowed to Xiang Shuguang.

His eyes lit up at that time, and he pricked up his ears to listen to Si Zhu Guang. Zhu continues!

"You are so stupid to me!"

"No matter what, he is more than thirty years older than Xiang Shuguang, and Xiang Shuguang is only eighteen. How can he take Xiang Shuguang as his disciple?"

"Silly Zhu, don’t take it too seriously."

"A man can bend and stretch, and as a human being, who has never suffered a loss?"

The deaf old lady comforted Silly Zhu

"I felt uncomfortable. There was an extra Patriarch inexplicably. If it was someone else, why would it be Xiang Shuguang?"

Si Zhu said and took a sip of wine.

Phew!

Liu Haizhong understood.

A picture was sketched in his mind. Xiang Shuguang was sitting squarely on a chair, and Si Zhu kowtowed in front of Xiang Ruguang and called his ancestor.

The more he I want more Coke.

I couldn’t help laughing out loud (cgdb) in my bangs

"Bangs in the middle!"

Yan Fugui was angry.

He sat opposite Liu Haizhong, Liu Haizhong smiled, and a mouthful of rice was sprayed onto Yan Fugui's face. No bit of it was wasted!

"Third uncle, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it!"

Liu Haizhong still couldn't help laughing.

"dare you laugh?"

Yan Fugui was so angry that his face turned red and his neck thickened.

Should Liu Haizhong apologize to him, or mock him?

Can't he bear to laugh after apologizing?

"Third uncle, I’m not laughing at you"

"I just heard Sha Zhu say that he has an extra ancestor, and he kowtows to him. Guess who that ancestor is?"

"You won’t guess it, let me tell you!"

"Shazhu’s ancestor, Xiang Shuguang of our courtyard, Shazhu kowtows to him!"

Liu Haizhong explained

"No way?"

Yan Fugui didn't believe it at all.

How could Xiang Shuguang become the ancestor of Silly Pillar?

"Bangzhong, can’t eating meat still stop your mouth?"

The deaf old lady warned.

Liu Haizhong suddenly became honest.

"Boss, come over and take a look!"

A cook from the back kitchen came to call Silly Zhu.

The deaf old lady asked Silly Zhu to go to work and didn't need to entertain them.

The stupid back cook came out

"Boss, look at this duck, it’s obviously changed!"

"This batch of ducks, chickens, and pork were all purchased the day before. The ducks have gone bad, and I suspect that other meats have also gone bad!"

The head chef reported to Shazhu.

The original head chef was Li Yuanhang. He went to Xiang Shuguang Art and temporarily promoted a new head chef who was younger and not experienced enough.

"What about other meats?"

Si Zhu asked

"The dish was served"

"Do I know the smell of other meats?"

"No, it’s just this duck that’s particularly noticeable. I suspect other meats have also gone bad, but it’s not serious. What should we do?"

"It’s all on the table, what else can we do?"

Silly Zhu threw away the spoiled duck.

A lot of the dishes and meat on the table had found their way into the guests' stomachs.

Now, it's too late to withdraw.

You can't let the guests spit out the food they've eaten, right?

"Keep your mouths shut!"

"No one is allowed to say anything about the duck going bad. If anyone dares to say a word, I will break his legs!"

Silly Zhu warned the people in the kitchen.

He turned and left the kitchen.

The people in the kitchen stared at his back with resentment in their eyes!

Silly Zhu returned to the hall and looked at the noisy guests and breathed a sigh of relief. So many people were eating. Okay, nothing happened, probably nothing will happen!

"Oops, my stomach hurts a little."

There was an aunt, who looked to be forty or fifty years old. She covered her stomach while eating and dropped her chopsticks on the floor, which alerted the waiter and Silly Zhu. Silly

Zhu strode over to check.

"how are you feeling?"

Si Zhu asked

"I have a stomach ache."

The aunt replied

"Did you eat in a hurry just now?"

"A little anxious!"

"Then you ate too quickly and your intestines and stomach were irritated. Just slow down a little and you'll be fine. Don't worry!"

Si Zhu comforted

"Yeah?"

The aunt was very confused.

"I have a stomach ache!"

At the table diagonally opposite, there were two children, a little girl of four or five years old, and a little boy of eight or nine years old.

It was the little boy who cried out in pain.

"Xiaozhuang, what's wrong with you?"

The boy's mother put down her chopsticks, looking a little anxious.

"My stomach hurts. It hurts so much. I need to go to the toilet!"

The boy yelled

"I have a stomach ache"

"My stomach hurts too"

"Why does my stomach hurt too?"

Stomach pain seems to be contagious. One after another, guests are holding their stomachs and complaining about pain. The guests no longer have the joy and laughter.

Most people are complaining about stomachache!

"Sorry, the ingredients must have gone bad!"

Silly Zhu reacted.

The smelly duck is not an exception! (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"what to do?"

"So many people have diarrhea together, I'm in big trouble!"

"I must reduce big things to small things and make small things small. I cannot let him hold me accountable. Otherwise, I will not only have to lose money, but I may also go to jail!"

Si Zhu's face turned pale.

A layer of cold sweat broke out all over his body and his clothes were all stained. It was wet and very uncomfortable!

"Silly column, what happened?"

The deaf old lady called Silly Zhu over.

"It's okay!"

Silly Zhu had a tough mouth.

Pfft!

Silly Zhu had not finished speaking.

There were two little boys at a table of guests behind him. One of the children couldn't hold back and started squirting without even unbuttoning his pants. In an instant, the stench filled the air.

Phew!

An old lady couldn't hold back and squirted in her pants.

She had quick legs and wanted to run to the toilet.

As soon as she got up and took a step, she squirted on the spot.

"Mom, don't eat. Son, don't eat either. Go quickly. Something is going to happen. Silly Zhu will definitely get into big trouble!"

Jia Dongxu understood clearly.[]

Collective food poisoning!

"I haven't had enough!"

Jia Zhang doesn't want to leave.

Banggeng doesn't want to leave either."

"Go quickly. If you don't go, you won't be able to leave."

"What if we let them know that we are shareholders and force us to lose money?"

Jia Dongxu reminded.

Jia Zhang nodded repeatedly.

The three of them left quietly.

Jia Zhang also didn't forget to take away a plate of braised pork.

"Wife, let’s leave quickly, something is going to happen!"

When Yan Fugui saw that Jia and Zhang were gone, he called the third aunt to follow.

Outside the door,

Yan Fugui and his wife caught up with Jia and Zhang.

"What are you running for?"

Yan Fugui asked knowingly

"When did we run away?"

"We, oops......"

Jia Zhang would not admit it.

Before she could finish speaking, she felt a pain in her stomach and couldn't help but fart.

After the discharge, I realized something was wrong. Why wasn't it just gas?

Jia Zhangshi pooped her pants!

Yan Fugui laughed.

Before he could finish laughing, something happened to him.

There was something wrong with the ingredients that the guests brought, and they were all rotten. None of the people who had just eaten, including Silly Zhu, could escape!

"Silly column!"

Ms. Jia Zhang gritted her teeth.

They were a family of three and Yan Fugui's family of two. Five people, they pooped their pants at the same time. They became the focus of the street and were pointed at by everyone!

"Old lady, let's go quickly!"

Yi Zhonghai and his wife saw that the situation was not good, so they carried the deaf old lady out and walked out.

"Silly Zhu, the old lady is not feeling well. Let’s send the old lady back first."

Yi Zhonghai shouted to Shazhu.

Shazhu didn't hear it at all.

He was surrounded by angry customers, pointing at his nose and scolding him one by one. If there is a group of food poisoning, who will you blame if you don't ask the boss?

"Black-hearted businessman, do you want to kill me?"

"He must have given us spoiled ingredients, otherwise, it would be impossible for so many people to have diarrhea together."

"Pay compensation. If you don’t give me a hundred yuan, I will sue you."

"Yes, lose money!"

There was a money-hungry man who was the first to ask Silly Zhu for compensation while pulling down his pants.

With the first person asking for money, everyone responded one after another.

Poof!

Silly Zhu also pulled his pants.

"Haha, look, the boss who has guests has also pooped his pants"

"He deserved it, he himself ate spoiled ingredients!"

"If he fails to pull, he must pay money!"

More than ten people surrounded Shazhu.

There were multiple jets in the air, which made Shazhu feel like he had fallen into a cesspit. He just shit his pants and was vomited by the smoke again. They were busy together.

"The boss is surrounded, do we want to help?"

A waiter asked, holding his nose.

"Huh, Silly Zhu is the boss and he kicks me at least twice a day. I won't help him. You have to go do it yourself!"

"Yes, I won’t go either. Besides, there are so many people pooping their pants and they are dirty. I don’t want to get caught in them. I stay away from them!"

"Wait for me, I'll stay away too, I'm almost sick from the smoke"

"You haven't been vomited yet, but you will be vomited if you catch it!"

The waiters and other staff who came with the guests all had strong opinions on Silly Zhu, and no one was going to help.

At this time, the door opened.

Xiang Shuguang and Xu Huirong brought people to watch the fun.

The door just opened.

Xiang Shuguang I almost vomited from the smoke

"Stop, I won’t go in. Whoever wants to go in can go in."

"Sister Xu, we can just watch from outside the door."

"The smell inside is worse than the toilet!"

Xiang Shuguang made an emergency stop.

He turned sideways and gave way.

Someone really rushed in.

Just as he entered, he turned around and rushed out.

"A big scene, a really big scene. Fifty or sixty people had diarrhea together. Have you ever seen it?"

The one who went in was a young man, and after he came out, he described it with arrogant teeth. Xiang Shuguang quickly found Si Zhu.

Si Zhu was surrounded by a group of people in the middle. Listen carefully. They were all asking Si Zhu for money. They threatened Si Zhu, but no If you pay, call the police and arrest him.

"These people are so miserable. Do you think Shazhu will go to jail?"

Xu Huirong asked Xia Shuguang

"Let’s see how Silly Pillar handles it!"

"If he can save money and avoid disaster, and satisfy the people with diarrhea, and don't sue him, it won't be a big deal. At most, he will be fined, shut down, and rectified."

"Otherwise, I would probably have to stay there for three years! Xiang

Shuguang gloated.

He was the only one who knew the truth.

The little ants he sent stole the"freshness" of the ingredients and made the guests bring a large amount of ingredients that were close to spoilage.

Silly Zhu couldn't bear to throw them away, so he held a big sale , dispose of them at a low price.

As a result,

I personally directed a mass food poisoning!

Silly Zhu is in trouble!

It’s a big trouble!

"As the old saying goes, nothing good comes cheap!"

"Good quality doesn’t necessarily mean low price!"

Xiang Shuguang took the opportunity to promote the tavern.

Silly Zhu in the crowd was so excited that he accidentally turned his head and saw Xiang Shuguang standing outside the door and Xu Huirong next to him.

Silly Zhu could not wait to find a crack in the ground to get in!

He He has thoughts about Xu Huirong!

Although Xu Huirong is a widow and has a daughter, he doesn't care. Xu Huirong is young and beautiful, and she is still a little rich woman!

Now.

If Xu Huirong sees such an embarrassing side, there will definitely be no chance!

"Xiang Shuguang, just wait for me!"

"When I get through today's difficulties, I will definitely make you more miserable than me!"

Si Zhu hadn't finished cursing yet.

Bang!

A ball of grain reincarnation hit him in the face!.