Siheyuan: In the beginning, sister-in-law Qin Huairu ran away

As soon as Silly Zhu wanted to rush up, he was stopped by an uncle on the side.

"Okay, I agreed, early, I'll go to the second uncle now. "

Everyone followed the team and went to Bang Haizhong's house.

When he arrived at the house of Liu Haizhong, the three masters drafted a letter of guarantee. Under the witness of the second and third masters, Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu both signed.

Then he pushed Wang Weiguo's small three-wheeler and went out.

Wang Weiguo watched his little tricycle disappear into the dark night, with a satisfied smile on his face, when Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai were leaving, he took the opportunity to hang a bad luck charm on them, and there was a good show to watch next.

......

As soon as I got out of the hospital, I saw that it was dark outside.

"Uncle Yi, I'll ride, you can just sit in the car and light it for me. "

With that, the stupid pillar stepped into the car.

"Okay, let's go and go back quickly. Yi Zhonghai sat down in the car body, and then turned on the flashlight to lead the way to the stupid pillar.

However, he felt more and more cold on his buttocks, and at first he thought that the iron body was too cold, but after a little sitting, it was warm. But nothing had changed, and he felt that his pants were still a little sticky, as if they were stuck to the body.

He wiped his hand, estimated that it was wet, and picked it up to see that it was blood from his hand.

Yi Zhonghai suddenly panicked, he thought that his butt was scratched.

"Silly pillar, hurry, hurry, stop quickly. Come and show me, I look like I've got my ass scratched. "

As soon as he heard this, Silly Zhu hurriedly braked, but he didn't expect the speed of the car to be too fast, and he was in a hurry to brake, but he was fine, grabbing the handlebar.

However, Yi Zhonghai in the back was empty-handed, sitting cross-legged in the body, and with this brake, Yi Zhonghai's whole person fell forward directly, and he put a mallet on the stupid buttocks.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai's head was stupid, and his mouth happened to be wide open and smashed on the edge of the car body. This time, Yi Zhonghai's two front teeth were directly knocked out, Yi Zhonghai covered his mouth in pain and fell into the car body.

The stupid pillar stopped, turned over, and saw that the old man behind him was lying in the car body, and hurriedly helped him up.

By the light of the flashlight, I saw that the blood of an old man was flowing all over his mouth.

Silly Zhu panicked at the time: "Eh, uncle, didn't you say that your butt is broken, what's wrong with your mouth." "

Uncle Yi waved his hand, didn't speak, and spit blood on the ground.

It took a long time before he recovered. "The mud boy is stupid and in a hurry, and the duck knocks on the edge. Look at the mud, the nest of ducks is gone. "

It

was not easy for the stupid pillar to understand the words of the first uncle, it turned out that the front teeth were knocked out, don't you say it, the first uncle lost this front tooth, and his speech was leaky, blame the pitiful.

Silly Zhu laughed out loud on the spot, "Uncle Yi, you can't blame me for this, you said that you are too, and you don't catch it when you take the car, don't you just knock it." Did you tell me to stop, by the way, didn't you say, your ass is broken? Come down, I'll show you. "

An uncle got out of the car tremblingly, propped up his hands, and lay on the body.

Silly Zhu took the flashlight, and the light swiped through the car body, and he saw that the car body was full of bright red blood.

Then pointed the flashlight at Yi Zhonghai's pouting buttocks, and at a glance, Yi Zhonghai's buttocks were wet, and the first uncle was wearing blue work pants, and now, the blue was red.

Silly Zhu felt that something was not quite right in his heart, "Uncle Yi, your buttocks are full of blood, it seems to be really scratched, and there is a lot of blood." Can you feel it cut somewhere?".

When the first uncle heard this, he was immediately anxious.

"Show me, I can feel it, I have a toothache now. Look where the injury is, wrap me up, and we'll go to the hospital and see. "

"Okay, uncle, your ass is high, it's not convenient for me. "

Hearing this, Uncle Yi pouted his ass and pouted high.

When the stupid pillar saw it, the pouting of the ass was almost against his face.

"I said uncle, you're too high, low. Saying that, the stupid pillar also slapped the uncle's cheek.

"Uncle Yi, you have to take off these pants a little, I still can't look at it. "

Uncle Yi heard that his buttocks were full of blood, and he was already anxious, and when he heard the words of the stupid pillar, he hurriedly shouted: "You take it off for me, hurry up, my blood is about to run dry." "

"Uncle Yi, then I'm here. "

Silly Zhu pulled hard with his right hand, and the right butt of the first uncle was exposed. Silly Zhu looked at it, except for a little blood on this side, there seemed to be no wound.

"Uncle Yi, you're okay on the right side, I'll show you the other side. "

Silly Zhu changed the flashlight to his right hand, and his left hand grabbed the uncle's pants and dragged it, and then the whole uncle was exposed, and the stupid pillar aimed the flashlight at it, and looked at it carefully.

"Did you find it, you can find a fast cloth and wrap it for me. "

"Your uncle, you seem to be fine, if you feel it carefully, what is broken. "

This time the uncle stopped talking, he put his mind at ease and felt it carefully, as if there was no pain on his body except for the pain in his palate.

At this moment, two middle-aged women came from behind, they were chatting happily, their laughing bodies were changing randomly, and the flashlights in their hands were also flying wildly.

Suddenly, the light of their flashlights focused on the two people in front of them, Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai.

Good guys, the aperture of the flashlight just wrapped around the two of them, and the big white cheeks of the master were bright and reflective.

When they looked at it, these two people, one with a pouting ass, also took off his pants and showed his cheeks. The other man stood behind him, his hand still on the cheek of the man in front of him.

The fools understood what was happening, so they shouted, "Catch the hooligans, there are hooligans." "

shouted as he rushed towards the two stupid pillars.

Uncle Yi didn't even bother to pull his pants and jumped into the car.

Shouted: "Silly pillar, run, get in the car." "

Silly Zhu jumped into the car, snorted and pedaled, turned left and right, and scurried between the alleys.

After running out for a mile or two, he saw that there was no one on the side, so he stopped.

"Uncle Yi, it's good to run fast, if you get caught, you can't tell. We don't think we're recognized. "

"Probably not, fortunately, your car is pedaling fast, they didn't see their faces, don't worry.

It's a pity that what these two people don't know is that although they didn't see the face, the stupid pillar shouted by the first uncle was really heard in their ears, and around here, there was only He Yuzhu who was called Silly Zhu.

What's even more terrifying is that one of those two people is a matchmaker in the courtyard next to her, who has a wide range of friends and is best at chatting with other women about gossip.

It is foreseeable that these two people are about to become famous.

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After

stopping the car and slowing down for a while, the two found that there were several pools of blood in Wang Weiguo's car body, and there was still a little wool on it. That's when I realized what had happened.

At this time, the two of them found that they had run by now, and they had to go back almost a mile from the hospital.

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By the time they arrived at the hospital, Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu had already cleaned up for Jia Dongxu.

In the past few days, she has to take care of Jia Dongxu and take care of three children, so Jia Zhang's family can't help at all, Qin Huairu is really hard, her hair is messy at this time, her face is haggard, and there are tears in her eyes.

This looks even more tempting, and the stupid pillar is stunned all of a sudden.

The uncle on the side was no better, and he looked at it blankly for a while, and only after feeling the pain in his upper jaw did he come to his senses.

immediately coughed, "Huairu, have you cleaned up?" After packing up, go back, silly pillar, you go Dongxu on your back, I'll support you in the back. "

Qin Huairu didn't reply, only nodded, and the uncle didn't say anything when he saw it.

"Hey. Silly Zhu walked to the hospital bed and saw that Jia Dongxu was lying there, looking at the ceiling with two eyes, one mouth crooked as if he couldn't close it, and drooling.

Seeing Jia Dongxu's appearance, he was also a little bitter in his heart.