Siheyuan: Make room for Qin Huairu? I want to fart and eat!

Silly Zhu looked at it and became anxious: “I really went out for a run.”
Uncle: “Tell me honestly, why did you go out for a run at night.”
Silly Zhu: “Grandpa, we drank that wine last night, and I got a nosebleed.”
“Master, tell me, I don’t have a wife.”
“You all have wives, don’t be afraid.”
“I’m silly, alone, can I sleep?”
“So, I can only go out for a run. I’m in the yard, and I’m afraid of disturbing others. It’s reasonable for me to go out.”
“Besides, the effect of that wine is so good, you know the first master, the second master and the third master.”
“When I came back in the middle of the night, you were still making trouble.”
“In this courtyard, everyone can testify.”
Sha Zhu was really anxious.
Said everything in one go.
The old man looked nervous and embarrassed.
The second uncle’s eyeballs rolled around, his face sullen and serious.
The third uncle pushed his glasses, feeling guilty, as a scholar, he was ashamed and blushed.
In the courtyard, everyone is staring at the three uncles.
They looked uncomfortable.
The three aunts also blushed and lowered their heads, feeling ashamed to face others.
Wei Gongan took a look: “What’s going on? Tell me, there is a story.”
Xu Damao snorted: “It can beWhat’s going on, last night when Cao Kun got married, I made some good medicine and wine, but Sha Zhu drank his nosebleeds directly, and the three old men, the first, the second and the third, all night…”
blah blah.
Xu Damao said everything directly.
Last night, Xu Damao felt too uncomfortable.
Laughed at by Lou Xiaoe.
Now, finally found a chance to revenge.
Xu Damao was still a little depressed, he didn’t feel happy about the medicine he found.
It’s a few old men cheaper.
This is too pitiful.
I, Xu Damao, don’t deserve to be tough once?
And Wei Gongan was even more dumbfounded.
Wei Gong’an and the two looked at each other, and then looked at the elder brother Yi Zhonghai and the other three with weird expressions. The expressions on their faces were too weird.
The three of Yi Zhonghai who just watched covered their faces and bowed their heads, ashamed to see others.
Wei Gong’an and the two said, “My good fellow, let me tell you that the people in your yard seem to be awake.”
“It turns out that the root is here.”
“Master, your age… No, you three, take it easy.”
“You can’t be so unrestrained.”
Wei Gong’an and the two were silently speechless.
Looking at the three old men in front of him.
Never imagined that these three old men are so tough.
In the entire courtyard, more than 20 households, all looked awake.
This power is too great.
Xu Damao saw the shameless appearance of the three uncles, Xu Damao smiled complacently, and said in his heart: I finally vented my anger.
hiss.
My face hurts.
Damn silly Zhu, he was so ruthless.
Xu Damao gritted his teeth secretly: “Silly Zhu, if you climb over the wall and run out, you are breaking the rules of the courtyard and you will be punished.”
“I ask you why you did this unforgivable thing to the sheep.”
“What a good sheep, it looks beautiful, but it was harmed by your stupid pillar.”
“You let this sheep be like a sheep in the future.”
“What do you tell other sheep to think of this sheep in the future?”
“Silly Zhu, are you human? You can handle this?”
Xu Damao pointed at Shazhu and roared in relief.
I can’t beat you silly column.
But, I, Xu Damao, have the upper hand this time.
Silly Zhu blushed when Xu Damao said: “Xu Damao, shut up, I didn’t do it.”
“Can I believe it?” Xu Damao obviously didn’t believe it, even if he did, he acted like he didn’t believe it.
He Yushui ran over with tears on his face: “Silly brother, why are you doing this, I will marry like this in the future, woo woo woo…”
Cao Kun: “…”
It’s agreed that I won’t cheat fools anymore.
This is He Yushui, really.
He Yushui ran away crying.
Silly Zhu was anxious: “Yu Shui, you believe me, don’t you know who your silly brother is?”
“Yu Shui, come back and listen to my explanation.”
“Hey, I…”
Silly Zhu burst into tears.
I really didn’t do anything.
In fact, when things got to this point, Wei Gongan and others could see that killing pigs was really not good for sheep.
However, such a lively drama.
Others, it’s too late to see the joke.
Where would you listen to Shazhu’s explanation?
Only Wei Gongan and Wei Gongan looked at each other, shook their heads amusedly, and planned to uphold justice.
Wei Gongan patted Shazhu on the shoulder: “Shazhu, please explain carefully, how did you meet this sheep?”
Silly Zhu anxiously explained: “I ran yesterday and saw a few samples running out. This is the property of the public. If it runs away, the loss will be great, so I am going to rush back.”
Wei Gongan nodded: “Well, you continue.”
Silly Zhu got excited: “But I didn’t expect that I was helping to drive the sheep. The old man in the house woke up. He didn’t listen to my explanation, so he just held up a stick and beat me. If I climbed over the wall, if I was I caught it, and it was hard to explain, so I ran away.”
Wei Gongan nodded: “Well, I probably understand, then let me ask you, what happened to the blood on the sheep’s buttocks? Did you do it?”
Shazhu nodded: “It’s me…” He reacted: “It’s not me… No, it’s my blood, I didn’t do anything to the sheep.”
Silly Zhu was sweating profusely.
Wei Gongan was also extremely embarrassed: “Speak well, this is your nosebleed, right?”
Sha Zhu nodded: “Yes.”
Wei Gongan’s face straightened: “Then let me ask you, old man Zhao said he heard the sound of slapping mosquitoes, silly Zhu, can you explain what’s going on?”
Silly Zhu was in a hurry: “I didn’t slap the mosquitoes, I was slapping the sheep, that’s it, I slapped it with my hands.”
Wei Gongan was puzzled: “Why beat the sheep?”
Silly Zhu: “Didn’t I get nosebleeds when I saw a sheep? I was a little angry, so I slapped it a few times to vent my anger.”
Xu Damao’s heart skipped a beat, and he asked with a smirk, “Then why did you see the sheep spraying nosebleeds?”
Silly Zhu replied: “I… At that time, I saw this handsome man, so I ordered…”
I am Cao.
hiss.
Niubi.
There was a sound of gasping for air in the yard.
Silly Zhu raised his head and looked at Xu Damao, who couldn’t straighten up from laughing.
Silly Zhu immediately knew that he had been tricked.
He got up with a dark face: “Xu Damao…”
: He Yushui: Sister Qin, do you have hemorrhoids?
“Silly Zhu hit someone.”
Xu Damao let out a strange cry and hid behind Wei Gongan.
Sha Zhu trembled angrily: “Xu Damao, come out if you are a man.”
Wei Gongan said with a dark face, “What are you doing, silly Zhu, put down your fist.”
Silly Zhu had no choice but to lower his fist.
He didn’t dare to blow up with Gong’an.
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