Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid

big night,

The shrill screams were terrifying.

Xu Damao is back?

Isn't he in the hospital?

Just sent in for surgery last night?

After the people in the courtyard heard it, they also came out to check in doubt.

Liu Guangfu put two plates of freshly prepared braised fried pork and chili fried pork on the dining table.

He had already eaten a lot with the deaf old lady and Yan Jiekuang just now.

It's a bit greasy now, and I can't eat it at all~ fatty pork.

And let's be honest.

Liu Guangfu, who traveled from the 21st century, doesn't like this kind of fatty pork very much.

After all, in that peaceful and prosperous age, there were too many types of food.

How many young people in that world like to eat this kind of fatty pork?

Prefer to eat pure lean meat, or meat such as beef and fish.

However--

In this era of scarcity of food and clothing.

The grain output of the Celestial Dynasty is very low, and various materials are in short supply.

In order to reduce famine and large-scale starvation, the country has implemented a unified allocation of materials.

All people in urban and rural areas, according to the physical exertion of labor.

The corresponding food quota is allocated, and it is still purchased by ticket.

It is good for most families to be able to feed, and even being able to eat enough is the happiest thing.

As for the situation of eating meat, it is still very little.

Unless it is a special day such as a holiday, you have to buy it with a few pitiful meat tickets.

So when people in this era buy pork, they definitely buy the fattest pork.

In this way, a lot of lard can be squeezed out, which can be used for cooking to increase the oil and water of the whole family.

This kind of fattest pork is naturally the cheapest.

On the contrary, in the world before Liu Guangfu traveled, the price of lean meat such as beef, mutton, seafood, and fish, which were expensive, was much cheaper than fatty pork.

Qin Jinggu, Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaihua saw that two more fragrant braised pork and fried pork with pepper came out.

Their eyes were shining brightly, and they immediately buried their heads in big flowers.

They have never experienced this kind of happiness in eating a large piece of meat in their life.

That bastard Yan Jiekuang never gets tired of eating.

This guy followed an old-fashioned father, and he hadn't eaten meat a few times since he was a child.

There are too many people in their family, and it is rare to buy pork once at home.

After pressing the oil.

The leftover pork oil residue is not much after cooking.

There are so many people in Yan Bugui's family eating, and the chopsticks and plates are almost new when you move the chopsticks twice

Every time Yan Jiekuang could eat one or two pieces of pork fat residue, he would cry happily.

And this time.

He followed Liu Guangfu, the boss, and opened up a large piece of meat.

Yesterday he also ate the roast duck of Quanjude, which was the first time he ate roast duck since he was born.

This honest and loyal bastard, now Liu Guangfu let him kill people.

Stimulated by this sense of happiness, he might rush forward.

And this is the delicious food cooked by Liu Guangfu, a master chef.

Yan Jiekuang, Qin Jinggu, Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaihua were all full of food and almost cried with happiness.

Even the deaf old lady, who is used to the troubled times, couldn't help eating several pieces of delicious braised pork.

"Grandma, you guys continue to eat slowly!"

"I went out to check the situation. Xu Damao screamed so horribly at night."

"This courtyard is full of moths!"

Liu Guangfu took off his cooking apron, greeted the deaf old lady and the others, and went out.

No matter how delicious the food made of fatty pork is, he only needs to eat a few pieces to feel greasy.

After Liu Guangfu went out, he walked in the direction of Tianmao's screams.

At this moment, there are already many people in the courtyard, and they also turn on the lights or open the door and walk over to check.

"Ahhh!!"

"My eyes!"

"Who the hell is so wicked, moved a short stone pier in the yard?"

"It still happened to be placed on the road, which tripped labor and management."

"Help! Who will help?"

"Take me to the hospital quickly, my right eye is bleeding!"

"Don't dawdle, send me to the hospital for an operation, I'll pay you a dollar!"

"Hurry up, I have money on me, five yuan if one yuan is not enough!!"

Walk from the backyard to the middle yard.

Liu Guangfu saw Xu Damao lying on the ground, covering his right eye and screaming.

Xu Damao's right eye, which was stabbed by Jia Zhang, was obviously still tied with gauze.

And because he was slapped wildly by several people last night, his horse face was swollen out of shape.

His mouth was crooked, and his left eye was bruised and swollen.

That is to say.

With Xu Damao's current miserable state, his eyes can't see clearly.

And he was sent to the hospital for surgery last night, so he should be hospitalized in the ward.

After all, Shazhu, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang who were sent there last night have not returned yet.

So why is he running back?

Did it sneak back?

Hearing that Xu Damao said that he would pay 5 yuan, those surrounding courtyard beasts immediately rushed forward.

Just send it to the hospital, and you can get a labor fee of 5 yuan.

If you don't take advantage of this kind of advantage, you are a fool and bastard!

And last night, I sent Sha Zhu and the four of them to the hospital, but they didn't get any benefit when they came back so late because they stayed up late at home.

I just saw the wonderful scene in the corridor of the operating room of the hospital. Qin Huairu's mother-in-law, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao quarreled wildly.

Later, even the surgery fees for the four of them, they even wanted everyone to pay in advance.

So after the toss last night, the people in the courtyard didn't really want to send someone to the hospital.

thankless!!

nowadays.

Xu Damao was willing to pay five yuan!!

There are so many benefits to take, everyone is naturally rushing to give them away.

Liu Guangfu was immediately squeezed out of the crowd by these people.

He just walked to the place where Xu Da was tripped and checked what was going on.

It turned out that this unlucky guy [sneaked back] and walked to the middle courtyard.

Xu Damao's eyes couldn't see very clearly, and there was no such short stone before.

He was tripped by this short boulder directly, and fell forward like a dog eating shit.

In the early morning, Xu Damao's right eye, which had undergone surgery, hit a small stone on the ground.

Immediately, the blood flowed profusely, staining the gauze that tied the eyes red.

"The bad luck charm, didn't it expire last night?"

"Why is this vicious villain still so unlucky?"

"Could it be that Xu Damao has really become the unlucky king?"

"Take a trip back, so that you will be tripped over by a short stone pier?"

Liu Guangfu saw Xu Damao who was being scrambled to be carried to the hospital by everyone, but was tossed to death instead.

He was also full of doubts and speechless, and even thought that bad luck was continuing to exert its effect.

Moreover, Liu Guangfu carefully inspected the short stone pier, who did not know who had moved it.

At the meeting of the whole hospital tonight, when the three elders surrounded him with their children.

When the stick came rushing over to snatch his pork, it was this short rock that kicked.

Just such a short stone pier that appeared at an unknown time caused both beasts to fall down.

"Hey, hey, you guys!"

"Just four people will do!"

"Just find a door panel and take me to the hospital."

"I paid 5 yuan to let you take me to the hospital, not to let you beat me to death!"

"You don't need so many people, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Ouch, what bastard poked my hurt eye?"

"Don't be crowded, no matter how much you fight, the labor and management will let you pay for the surgery!"

This guy Xu Damao was tortured enough, and he screamed again.

The labor fee of five yuan is indeed too attractive.

only.

The guy yelled angrily, threatening to ask everyone to pay for the surgery.

Those courtyard beasts who were still scrambling to send him to the hospital immediately left him and ran away.

"Boom!"

Xu Damao fell from the air to the ground.

Grinning in pain.

He wanted to kill these people.

Xu Damao's right eye, which was bleeding continuously, bleeds more violently after being injured again.

No need to guess, this eye must be scrapped after repeated tossing.

Liu Guangfu looked at these beasts in the quadrangle who were ungrateful for profit, with contempt and disdain in his eyes.

Think of the original plot.

The time Sha Zhu took revenge on Xu Damao, he tied the drunk Xu Damao to the back kitchen of the steel factory.

Then he also threw Xu Damao's big underpants into the fire as a prank.

As a result, Lou Xiaoe and Xu Damao fought, and the two even divorced.

At the meeting of the whole courtyard at that time, the beasts of the courtyard did not dissuade them.

Instead, they watched with cold eyes one by one, or instigated accusations.

If it wasn't for Sha Zhu, a shrewd senior licking dog, who stood up and finally admitted that he did it.

Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e are definitely going to divorce after that general meeting.

So there are indeed no good people in this courtyard.

nowadays.

Traveling to this world where period dramas are integrated, Liu Guangfu can see it thoroughly.

Tonight's full house meeting.

Together with the three uncles, they kidnapped Liu Guangfu morally.

Trying to force Liu Guangfu, who is rebellious and unruly, to succumb, and finally became a fool who was robbed of benefits obediently.

Xu Damao was still howling and screaming, while those beasts had finished calculating their gains and losses.

Considering that Xu Damao would pay for the surgery, they resolutely gave up the five yuan labor fee.

...asking for flowers......

at this time.

There was the sound of crackling footsteps.

"Captain, I heard Xu Damao's scream!"

"This kid really absconded in fear of crime!"

"I didn't expect to sneak back to the courtyard!"

"Xiao Liu, Xiao Wang, each of you blocks this door."

"The others rushed in with me and brought Xu Damao back to the hospital.

The noisy sound soon reached the courtyard.

Deng Weiguo and three police comrades quickly rushed from the front yard to the middle yard where Xu Damao screamed.

"Xu Damao, you bastard really dare to run away!"

"Not long after the operation, are you thinking of absconding in fear of crime?"

"What do you want to do by sneaking back to the courtyard instead of cooperating with us in investigating the case?"

"What you do will only make your crime worse!"

Captain Deng Weiguo walked up quickly, and angrily reprimanded Xu Damao who was screaming.

Then he took out the handcuffs, bent down and squatted down, and directly cuffed Xu Damao's hands.

Captain Deng Weiguo saw that Xu Damao's right eye was bleeding continuously, and asked in surprise, "What's wrong with your right eye? Has the wound burst open?"

Xu Damao was about to faint from the pain, and urged weakly: "Captain

I was wrong and never dared to run again. Hurry up and send me to the hospital, otherwise this eye will be completely useless, I don't want to be blind.

"I don't know that the god-killed one moved a short stone pier in this aisle."

"Just now I was patronizing to avoid the people in the courtyard. I didn't want to be discovered, but I accidentally tripped over this short stone pier."

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"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Xu Damao said in the end, and even cried aggrieved.

From last night to tonight, he has been unlucky.

All kinds of weird things can happen to him.

Captain Deng Weiguo heard his cries and motioned for the onlookers to carry Xu Damao away.

He coldly left a sentence: "You are indeed unlucky enough, but you are full of crooked thoughts and courageous enough, so you dare to abscond in fear of crime?"

Then he saw Liu Guangfu standing not far away watching, Captain Deng Weiguo pointed at him and reprimanded him: "Liu Guangfu, you slippery boy, you can't save labor and management Are you related?"

It never occurred to Liu Guangfu that he was just eating melons and watching the fun.

Can all this be blamed on him?

He immediately replied: "Uncle Deng, oh, it's your working hours now, Captain Deng, I didn't take the initiative to provoke, and I didn't take the initiative to beat people.

"You said that Uncle Yi and BangJiao were sent to the hospital, and that has absolutely nothing to do with me."

"Bang Geng insulted Uncle Yi until he vomited blood and fainted, and Uncle Yi just happened to land on Bang Geng's feet, probably breaking that kid's toes."

"Besides, they held a bullshit general meeting against me, I just refuted a few words, and I didn't take the initiative to beat anyone up.

"This is the truth that everyone saw with their own eyes at the scene."

"If you don't believe me, you can ask the ancestor in our courtyard. Her whole family is a martyr with five guarantees. She will never tell lies to fool you."

Captain Deng Weiguo naturally knew what happened in the courtyard tonight, so he just wanted to take the opportunity to reprimand Liu Guangfu.

Who knows that this bastard is justified in his mother's oil and salt.

He could only make the police want to take Xu Damao to the hospital, while he himself grabbed Liu Guangfu by the collar and went to the deaf old lady's house.

Whether it is the army, the police, or the leaders of the rolling mill, they came to the courtyard.

They will all go to the house of the deaf old lady to salute the old lady who is full of martyrs with five guarantees.

Captain Deng Weiguo went to the house in person and solemnly saluted the deaf old lady.

Afterwards, he inquired about the situation of the Siheyuan general meeting tonight, and then let Liu Guangfu go to the hospital.

Now Xu Damao, who fled in fear of crime, was taken back to the hospital, but it seemed that his eye, which had just been operated on for less than a day, was broken again.

Captain Deng Weiguo, who walked out of the courtyard, took a deep breath, turned around and looked at the somewhat dilapidated small courtyard.

"This small courtyard is really comparable to a movie shooting scene."

"There are wonderful dramas going on every moment, and no one knows what will appear in the next second?"

"What a headache!"

"Liu Guangfu is here, how can he get along so that he won't be bullied?"

"This is also a genius, otherwise it is estimated that the bones that will be eaten will not be spit out."

"£=('0`*))) Alas!!"

Captain Deng Weiguo shook his head and left with a long sigh.

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