Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid

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The three uncles in the courtyard are the ones who arrange the affairs of the street office.

Moreover, the deaf old lady, who is full of martyrs, rarely interferes with the general meeting of the courtyard.

Although she has the highest status, she is also respected by basically everyone.

Even army and police comrades, as well as the leaders of the rolling mill, have to salute or go to say hello when they come.

But the deaf old lady, who has matured into a mature woman, never stops participating in the intrigues and trivial matters in the courtyard.

Unless it involves Shazhu, her favorite grandson.

Because her husband and sons all sacrificed for the country, they became the five-guarantee household in the courtyard house.

Although the sub-district office is in charge of the deaf old lady's pension, she still hopes that someone in the courtyard can take care of her to the end.

no doubt.

Watching generations of people grow up in the courtyard, she is also familiar with everyone's behavior.

In the end, the deaf old lady chose Sha Zhu, who has a bad temper but is straightforward and shrewd, as the best candidate for her retirement.

Just like Yi Zhonghai, the great master at the beginning, he also took a fancy to Shazhu's good character and a job with a stable income.

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Yi Zhonghai did it purely for this selfish purpose.

To say that he has any family affection for Shazhu, that is definitely the biggest joke.

The deaf old lady also had selfishness, but she really had a preference for Sha Zhuna.

Even if Shazhu is now disfigured and disfigured, and has caused so many things in the courtyard.

The old lady who believes that Sha Zhu is her pensioner is still worrying about Sha Zhu and doesn't want him to go bankrupt.

Lou Xiaoe, who brokered the divorce, was with Sha Zhu, which was her selfish side.

This is a preference for Shazhu, but it is very unfair to Lou Xiaoe.

Of course.

Liu Guangfu didn't bother to care about these nonsense calculations.

Even if he is familiar with the plot, he will not remind Lou Xiao'e of the Holy Mother.

After all.

He is not familiar with Lou Xiaoe.

Moreover, the daughter of a capitalist has a wealthy background and a good education.

In the end, she was able to be fooled by Xu Damao blindly and naively, resulting in a deceived marriage and divorced by domestic violence.

If she is still the same as the original plot, then trust the words of the deaf old lady being fooled again.

And seeing the disfigured and disfigured silly Zhu, she was still able to speak blindly.

That is her own fate!!

Good words are hard to persuade, damn ghost!

This is the best comment for Sha Zhu, so it is also applicable to Lou Xiao'e.

Therefore, Liu Guangfu will not interfere with things just like looking for trouble. 13

But there is a premise.

That's the damn stupid Zhu, it's better not to provoke and jump yourself.

If the disfigured and disfigured silly Zhu dared to target himself after being like this.

Liu Guangfu will definitely redouble his revenge, and even personally destroy the marriage of Lalang arranged by the deaf old lady for him.

Want to have offspring, huh, huh.

If he dares to provoke Liu Guangfu again, then that idiot should go out of business.

Liu Guangfu, who was watching the excitement, lost his mind.

The middle courtyard of the courtyard.

At the door of Qin Huairu's house.

Stick stem was still on the ground clutching his stomach, screaming in pain.

Facing the anxious Qin Huairu, and the melon-eating crowd watching the excitement.

The deaf old lady wanted to speak, but no one dared to stop her.

Except for the stick that was still screaming, the little white-eyed wolf was heartbroken but hated Liu Guangfu to the core.

The deaf old lady looked at the rolling stick, and then explained seriously: "Bang, what you said is wrong, you can't slander others with blood."

"The food in our family has improved in the past month or so, resulting in more rats in the house.

"The house where Guangfu lives is even the bag of snacks and food, which was eaten by mice."

"In the house where I live, there are also sawdust from the wooden cabinets damaged by rats."

"So we plan to kill all the rats in the house with rat poison."

"Guangfu and Sha Mozi all know about it, and Qin Jingru, Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaihua also know about it."

"I also specifically told Qin Jingru, Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua that they must not be greedy to eat food that has been smeared with rat poison.

"They are very obedient, and there is no problem because of gluttony."

"But I didn't expect the stick to sneak in. I don't know where the food was stolen and caused the poisoning."

"Bangjie, you are a real kid. If you are hungry, come to grandma. Will grandma not give you two buns or steamed buns?"

"Why do you want to sneak in by yourself and eat those rat poisoned food without knowing anything?"

"What are you afraid of? And why are you stealing?"

The words of the deaf old lady were like thunder.

The onlookers who were eating melons were all shocked and dumbfounded after hearing this.

Did Stick Steal Again?

And stole it into the deaf old lady's house?

It's just too arrogant!

It makes no sense!!

He stole the old hen from Xu Damao's house before, so he told Xi Ni that he was a child.

Everyone didn't pursue it. I didn't expect this chicken thief to become a celebrity.

nowadays.

The stick stem is also really bold.

How dare you steal something from the deaf old lady's house?

Then in the entire courtyard, is there any house that he dare not steal?

This damned little bastard is really stubborn, and has become a habit of stealing.

When Qin Huairu heard that Bang Geng had gone to steal something from the deaf old lady's house, she was immediately flustered.

After all, this old lady is in the courtyard, and even Jia Zhang's playful, arrogant and unreasonable old woman dare not provoke her.

What's more, this deaf old lady's family is so poor, there is nothing worth stealing?

Could it be that the stick really went to the house where Liu Guangfu lived and got a lot of things?

How many times have I reminded this bastard who deserves a beating not to provoke Liu Guangfu.

All right now.

Even the braised pork that that bastard Liu Guangfu wiped with mice was stolen and poisoned.

Um?

Braised pork?

The scheming Qin Huairu immediately realized that something was wrong.

Fat pork is a luxury in this era, let alone delicious braised pork.

Who would take such a luxury and smear it with rat poison to poison the rats?

I can't believe it!

That is to say, Liu Guangfu puts braised pork in the house.

Moreover, rat poison was deliberately applied, which is definitely a problem.

Why didn't the deaf old lady's house use braised pork?

Qin Huairu's mind was really active, but he analyzed the problem from the angry scolding of the stick.

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But when she saw the stick rolling on the ground in pain, she couldn't care less.

Even if he had to confront Liu Guangfu, even let this bastard who dared to poison his son settle accounts.

That would have to wait until the stick was rescued, and it was confirmed that he was fine.

Qin Huairu then went to Liu Guangfu to settle the score, paying the medical bills and even compensation to the stick.

It's just that the most important thing right now is to send the stick to the hospital.

The stick must be rescued as quickly as possible.

All the rat poison that he ate in his stomach was washed out of his intestines and stomach.

Think about it here.

Qin Huairu didn't want money to save her tears, and bowed to the onlookers who were eating melons, begging for help.

She could only continue to plead: "It's wrong for Stick to go to the old lady's house to steal things, I will teach him a lesson in the future.

"Now that he has been poisoned, it may be too late if he is not sent to the hospital."

"We are all neighbors in the courtyard, please help to send the stick to the hospital quickly.

"The stick is my life, nothing happens to him!"

Qin Huairu begged bitterly, for fear that something might happen to the stick.

The First Uncle Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt that his chance had come.

As long as Qin Huairu pleads, and in front of so many people.

He believed that as long as he tried his best to send Bang Giao to the rescue, and then paid for him to heal him.

Then the favor that Qin Huairu owed him would be too great.

In the future, when he proposed again that the pretty widow gave birth to a fat boy, then Qin Huairu couldn't help but disagree.

Think here.

Yi Zhonghai, an old beast, stepped forward with secret joy in his heart.

"Everyone hurry up and send the stick to the hospital!"

"This kind of rat poison poisoning is very dangerous, so I have to send it to the hospital for gastric lavage as soon as possible."

"If you continue to delay, I'm afraid it's really too late."

Yi Zhonghai returned to the posture of the first uncle, and shouted for everyone to help send the stick to the hospital.

Anyway, Qin Huairu must owe him a favor when the time comes to rescue BangGong.

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The well-informed deaf old lady interrupted.

She saw that the stick had turned pale, and her lips had begun to turn purple.

Naturally, knowing that rat poison poisoning is very dangerous to Bang Lao.

It is said that it is not close to the hospital here, but it will take a quarter of an hour to let people use the door panels to go there.

After the sticks are sent to the hospital, they have to arrange payment and push them to the operating room.

The combined time of this process is enough to stop the infarct from dying.

The deaf old lady also didn't want the rodents to be poisoned to death because of the food of her own medicine mice.

She immediately commanded: "Boss, don't bother, hurry up and arrange someone to enema the stick to induce vomiting!"

"Go to the public toilet quickly and pour the water over.

"Guangfu, you also go up to help."

"Although the braised pork in your house is for the purpose of poisoning mice, you never expected to be eaten by sticks."

"But after all, he ate what you put, so you also go to help."

Although the words of the deaf old lady may be suspected of moral kidnapping, Liu Guangfu never tires of it.

International jokes.

There is a chance to personally give that white-eyed wolf of stick stem a chance to infuse the foul-smelling dung water with his own hands.

Naturally, Liu Guangfu would not miss it.

He nodded immediately and said: "Okay, grandma, what you said makes sense, this is indeed an unintentional mistake.

"I will do my best to help, and I will rescue the stick together with everyone."

"Jie Kuang, stop standing there, kid, come and help!"

Yan Jiekuang was gearing up, but Liu Guangfu called him over to help.

He immediately grinned happily, and then ran over.

"Okay, brother Guangfu, we are the most helpful duo!"

"I promise to arrange the sticks clearly, and I will definitely rescue them from the gate of hell!"

The dialogue between Yan Jiekuang and Liu Guangfu made the stalk of the belly show even more trembling.

He kept struggling, but was held down by Yan Jiekuang and Yi Zhonghai.

"Ah, no, I don't want Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang, they will kill me!"

"Mom, don't listen to their nonsense, take me to the hospital quickly!"

"I don't want to pour dung water, they are deliberately disgusting me!"

"I would rather die than drink holy water again!"

“Disgusting and smelly!”

The stick is struggling crazily,

And Qin Huairu was obedient with tears streaming down his face.

Since the plan for the deaf old lady to speak is useful, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.

Qin Huairu also married from the countryside and came to the capital before, so naturally she heard that pouring manure water can induce vomiting.

After all, incidents of children eating rat poison by mistake in rural areas also happen from time to time.

The transportation in the countryside is inconvenient, and the hospital is far away.

By the time they send the children who accidentally ate rat poison to the hospital, it is estimated that they have all died of the poison.

In order to save the life of Bang Geng, Qin Huairu couldn't help this bastard to be willful this time.

Even she stepped forward and held down the stick that was struggling and cursing together.

"Here we come, here we come, fresh dung is here!"

"Everyone quickly give way, and immediately poured the dung water into the stick."

Yan Jiecheng, the eldest son of the third uncle Yan Laojia, and Liu Guangtian, the second son of the second uncle's family, came over with a large bucket of water.

The two turned their heads away, the stench made them sick to death.

The stick heard the feces coming, and also smelled the disgusting stench.

He struggled more obviously, but was held down by three people.

"Don't fill me with dung water, you have to drink dung water!"

"Even if my stick died from poison, I would never agree to the irrigation district.

"You bastards are...uh uh uh"

Stick's cursing was interrupted, and Liu Guangfu poured a spoonful of manure into his cursed mouth.

very quickly.

The stick felt that the familiar experience of drinking dung water had come.

Immediately, my stomach was overwhelmed, and I couldn't help but vomited crazily.

Wait until he is about to vomit.

Yan Jiekuang, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu held the stick.

Especially the bastard Yan Jiekuang, it was simply 817 who broke the root of his clenched teeth.

Without any delay, Liu Guangfu quickly poured another spoonful of manure.

"You god damned, I'm going to kill you... Uh..."

"vomit..."

BangJiao vomited violently again, vomiting up all the food he ate.

The stinking feces and water made his stomach nauseous to the extreme.

Even the jaundice was vomited out a lot.

Qin Huairu turned her head and asked the deaf old lady: "Old lady, do you still need to continue feeding to induce vomiting?"

The deaf old lady still had the strength to curse when she saw the stick, and her pale face did not ease.

She was also worried that if she ate all the braised pork that was used to poison the rats, it would be too much rat poison for the stick.

To be on the safe side, she felt that she had to continue to drink a spoonful to see the effect.

Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang, these two bastards, felt that the irrigation was not enough.

Hearing that the deaf old lady agreed, they did it without saying a word.

The guy who just opened his mouth to swear, was poured a spoonful of feces before he could swear a word.

"Wow..․Ugh..."

The deaf old lady said not to force it until she was about to pass out from vomiting.

It's just that Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang are working hard to poison the sticks.

One inattentive in his hand poured another spoonful into the stick that was almost vomited out.

"Ouch...uh․..."

Stick rolled his eyes and passed out directly.

Qin Huairu cried out in fright when she saw Banggen fainted.

Everyone jumped up and down [carried the stick with the door panel and sent it directly to the hospital.

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Liu Guangfu knew that this bastard fainted, he must have been nauseated and fainted by the feces.

The rat poison in his stomach had already been vomited out so many times.

It's just to clean up that white-eyed wolf with stick stems thoroughly, and give him a beautiful memory that he will never forget.

Liu Guangfu took Yan Jiekuang and deliberately poured a few more spoonfuls to make the memory of the stick even deeper.

"Did you faint?"

"The physique of the stick is too bad."

"Isn't it just pouring a few spoonfuls of dung water?"

"He fell into the cesspit before, and he almost got full and didn't pass out?"

Yan Jiekuang, a straight-minded bastard, saw that the stick was sent to the hospital by the command of the uncle.

He stared at the excrement spoon in Liu Guangfu's hand, very surprised and said heart-rending words to make up for it.

The onlookers, who were eating melons, stayed away from the two mixed duo in the courtyard one by one timidly and speechlessly.

They were so disgusted that they fainted, and they were still talking sarcasticly.

What physical fitness is poor?

Replace it with anyone.

What the hell was being held down and poured almost eight spoonfuls of feces, and I had to vomit and pass out.

And it is obvious that three spoonfuls are enough to induce vomiting, but your Liu Guangfu took almost eight spoonfuls.

Eight spoons!

What a beast!!

Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang looked at each other, and grinned wickedly.

Rectifying this white-eyed wolf is refreshing.

comfortable!

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