Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid

"Master San, why did you run away?"

"Who knows? This old picky chicken thief!"

"What about Uncle Yi? I didn't bring any money."

"It was agreed that we would just help carry him here, but we didn't say that we had to pay for it.

"That's right. It's already because of the neighbors in the courtyard house that everyone helped to bring Grandpa One here."

The first uncle who was carrying the door panel came over, and the four people in the remaining courtyard looked at each other in blank dismay.

They were very speechless and angry at the fact that the third uncle Yan Laojia, who was scheming by chicken thieves, slipped away at a critical moment.

What are the benefits in normal times, the three uncles in the courtyard are always playing prestige.

If there is a little trivial matter, I will make a fuss and hold a general meeting to toss everyone.

Let’s just say that on such a cold day last month, the three uncles took turns yelling and held a general meeting for five consecutive days.

There are more than 20 households and hundreds of people in the courtyard, and they all follow the three old men to face the cold wind blowing from the east.

nowadays.

Uncle Yi was beaten up by Liu Guangfu until he vomited blood and fainted.

And even when he was unconscious and carried to the hospital, he could still be so unlucky.

I ate a lot of shit, and now I was hit by an ambulance and my face was covered in blood.

The four quadrangle beasts who stayed behind were naturally not fools like Tie Hanhan.

When they saw the miserable Yi Zhonghai, they were afraid that they would be urged by the hospital to pay for it.

So after some calculations in my mind, I quickly found an excuse to slip away.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with them that Yi Zhonghai has turned into such a miserable state.

It was Liu Guangfu and the third uncle Yan Laojia who knocked the first uncle out of blood, and it was the hospital ambulance that hit Yi Haizhong with blood all over his face just now.

As for the way they carried the old man to the hospital, the old man repeatedly fell out of the ordinary and fell down, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

It even happened that the old face fell on the shit, and he couldn't help but gnawed several mouthfuls.

They can't be blamed for this, but Yi Zhonghai's bad luck and gluttony can only be blamed.

They were so fucking passed out that they were restless lying on the door panel, and they were even so greedy for disgusting shit.

No one would have thought that Uncle Yi, who used to have a high status in the courtyard, would be so unlucky and depressed now.

But bad luck is bad luck, there is absolutely no way to ask them to pay!!

The four of them used the door panel to carry Grandpa Yi over, and they were expecting Grandpa Yi to give some favors when the time came.

nowadays.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's miserable situation, they didn't even want the benefits they had calculated.

They found strange reasons one by one, and ran away without the slightest lingering.

I was afraid that I would be forcibly detained by the people in the hospital, asking them to pay for medical treatment and make a big fuss.

"My old mother has to change her medicine today. If you all work harder, I will leave first."

"Wang Ergou, didn't your old mother pass away a few years ago?"

"What the hell do you know, can't I go to the bedroom where the old mother lay to remember?"

"Oh, then you are really a joke. The rabbit raised by Laozi's family is about to give birth, I have to go back and watch, so nothing unexpected happens.

"Mr. Wu, isn't it just a litter of little rabbits? You are so worried, don't you worry that it will be difficult to deliver?"

"You can't talk, you kid, no one will think you are dumb, so I just hope to give birth to a litter of little rabbits in exchange for some white flour. If it's a difficult delivery, labor and management will ask you to pay for it, what a fucking bad luck!"

"Wang Ergou, Wu Laosan, you are really weird. Forget it, I have to go back and see if the rooster and hen are fighting again."

Everyone: ...

Following the carrying in the courtyard, the four people who came over from the uncle who was lying on the door ran away.

The master who drove the ambulance just came down and looked at the miserable Yi Zhonghai lying on the ground with a dazed face.

His face was covered in blood, he was unconscious with his eyes closed, and there was shit in his mouth.

He couldn't imagine what disgusting things this old man had experienced before.

It's just that this master has a feeling of being touched by others, but no evidence can be found.

Obviously he was in a hurry to drive the ambulance out, ready to go out and bring the patient back.

I saw four people suddenly crossing the road carrying the door panel, and then saw the ambulance coming.

Those four people were also speechless and weird enough to throw the door panel away.

They easily dodged the ambulance that rushed over.

But the old man lying on the door was thrown onto the windshield of the ambulance.

If it weren't for this master's driving skills are good enough, and he tried his best to brake in time.

It is estimated that the comatose old man who was thrown over must have been knocked several meters away.

The result is that he is not dead or seriously disabled, and most of them are also a disabled person.

The master who drove the ambulance still remembers when he quickly got off the driver's seat.

After hearing the excuses made by those four weird people, they still ran and talked nonsense.

"They are all some weird neighbors, so they just don't want to save them?"

"This unlucky old man, being neighbors with these people is also a bad luck for eight lifetimes.

"Now they are half dead, and they are still calculating and afraid of taking responsibility."

"It's also the mother's bad luck that labor and capital are just driving an ambulance to take patients, but you can always encounter these strange things.

"Now everyone has run away, and they are relying on labor and capital."

"The yellow mud fell into the pants, it's not shit, it's shit, how can I explain it clearly?"

"Labor and management have to find out which courtyard house these weirdos live in, otherwise this bad breath will be too frightfully uncomfortable."

Seeing the disappearing beasts in the courtyard in front of him, the driver of the ambulance could only shake his head angrily and rebuke silently.

He couldn't run even if he wanted to.

Because many nurses behind him have already pushed the operating bed out under the command of the doctor.

The depressed ambulance driver can only help pay for the treatment first.

only.

When the doctors and nurses lifted the half-dead Yi Zhonghai from the ground to the operating bed.

This hapless old man raised his right hand unexpectedly.

He was dazed in a coma, and even reached out and grabbed the hand of a nurse.

Moreover, the dog feces stuck in his hand were also caught in the hands of the nurse.

"Ahhh!!!"

"what are you doing?"

"It's all in such a miserable state, how dare you still play tricks?"

"Wooooow, what a disgusting piece of shit!"

"You old bastard, you are really shameless!"

The nurse standing on the right side of the operating bed broke free from Yi Zhonghai's pig's trotters in fright.

Seeing disgusting dog shit sticking to his white hands.

This hot-tempered and tough nurse lady, with red eyes, filled the bottle in the other hand with drips.

Angrily smashed at Yi Zhonghai, and it was the third leg of this old beast.

"Boom!"

"Er.․․Uh․..."

Even Yi Zhonghai, who was in a semi-comatose state, felt the excruciating pain.

only.

This sturdy nurse lady didn't stop her movements.

"Let you, an old bastard, still act like a rascal!"

"I've never been held by a man in my life, I never thought I'd be disgusted by a beast like you.

"If you dare to ruin my reputation, I will destroy you!"

"Old rascal, old beast, damn it!"

"Boom!"

This tall-looking nurse sister threw the bottle of drip at Yi Zhonghai's third leg again.

Moreover, he even smeared the dog feces stuck in his hand directly into Yi Zhonghai's eyes.

Yi Zhonghai, an old beast, completely passed out from the pain.

If it wasn't for the persuasion of the doctors and nurses next to her, it is estimated that this sturdy nurse sister could really destroy Yi Zhonghai on the spot.

She is a pure and innocent girl, how can she let an old bastard play tricks on her and affect her reputation?

nowadays.

The unlucky Yi Zhonghai suffered another serious injury.

The arm of the tough nurse just now is stronger than that of the driver.

Holding the bottled drip like this and smashing it down twice in a row, Yi Zhonghai's leg might be useless.

In the future, even if he wants to find a pretty widow Qin Huairu to give birth to a fat boy, it will depend on whether he has the ability.

The doctors and nurses hurriedly pushed Yi Zhonghai, who was completely unconscious, to the operating room.

It's just that what surprised everyone was that the old man did not fall off the operating table and fell once.

This kind of outrageous thing can be regarded as refreshing the new cognition of doctors and nurses.

at this time.

Qin Huairu, who happened to come out to get the medicine, saw the unconscious Yi Zhonghai.

Seeing the doctors and nurses pushing him anxiously, he rushed towards the operating room.

Qin Huairu was very surprised and puzzled, and walked over to inquire about the situation.

When she learned the general situation, she also took a deep breath.

"Uncle Yi, this old beast, is so unlucky?"

"Having vomited blood and fainted again? That's probably due to Liu Guangfu, that poisonous bastard again.

"With such a mentality and quality, you still want to threaten to make the old lady yield?"

"Silly Zhu is abolished now, and he has turned against my family."

"In the future, you, Yi Zhonghai, an old beast, will take his place as a long-term meal ticket for our family..."

"You have paid all the medical expenses, and you have to provide money and food every month."

"As for wanting to let my mother take risks, hehe, you have a good idea of ​​old things."

"To deal with you, an old beast, I have plenty of means!"

Hearing that Yi Zhonghai was in a semi-comatose state, he even dared to reach out to play hooligans and catch the nurse.

And she was a well-known strong and tough nurse in the hospital, he dared to reach out and grab her.

Qin Huairu was quick-witted, and soon thought of a strategy to deal with him.

As long as this old beast has weaknesses and twisted minds, she has enough confidence to mediate and deal with it.

However--

Qin Huairu underestimated Yi Zhonghai.

If it wasn't for being punished by the unlucky talisman sacrificed by Liu Guangfu this time, that old beast wouldn't be so mentally unlucky.

On the contrary.

As a high-ranking player in the courtyard of the original plot, his deep scheming and skills are almost on par with Qin Huairu.

Yi Zhonghai was able to do a good job of kidnapping and disguising morality, and he was not exposed until the end of the whole play.

Only in this world, because of the arrival of Liu Guangfu.

Uncle Yi, an old beast, was repeatedly frustrated, and even revealed his hidden thoughts in a fit of exasperation.

Of course.

Xu Damao, that vicious villain with a full stomach, Sha Zhu, that shrewd but unfathomable senior dog licker, and Qin Huairu, a masterful calculating boss.....

As long as these courtyard beasts provoke or target Liu Guangfu, without exception, the end will be miserable.

Qin Huairu thought that this was Yi Zhonghai's calculation level, and decided to boldly mediate with him.

She is going to turn this old beast who is greedy for herself into a long-term meal ticket for their family who is as happy as Sha Zhu.

If it was changed to before, she would not dare to try it.

It's just that Shazhu has completely fallen out with their family now.

So Qin Huairu lived a good life for their family.

Decided to go all out!

She doesn't know

Miserable uncle, this is due to the effect of the bad luck talisman.

The peak animal contest between them is unavoidable after all.

And Liu Guangfu in the courtyard, leisurely enjoying Xiao Dang and Xiao Sophora japonica rubbing his back.

As for Qin Jingru's industrious little nanny, she was busy tidying up the dining table and cleaning.

Then I had to do the laundry, including the trousers that Liu Guangfu had drawn the map on.

only.

After eating the braised pork cooked by Liu Guangfu again, Qin Jingru was busy working with a smile on her face.

Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua were also well-behaved and obedient, and beat Brother Guangfu's shoulders and back.

This bastard Liu Guangfu is like a rich landlord in a feudal society.

Even the deaf old lady is envious of this leisurely and comfortable little day.

It's just that the deaf old lady was still busy matching up Sha Zhu and Lou Xiao'e, so she walked out with half a bowl of braised pork that she killed.

2.7 Liu Guangfu knew without guessing that he must have gone to Xu Damao's house.

Now Xu Damao is in prison, and Lou Xiaoe is still living there temporarily.

After she finishes cleaning and moving things, she will leave here completely and return to Chairman Lou's house.

The deaf old lady who is getting old naturally knows, so seize this time to create opportunities.

As long as Lou Xiao'e and Sha Zhu can be brought together, even if they don't get married, they can give birth to a fat boy.

In order to leave a descendant for that ugly and stupid Zhu, so as not to completely wipe out his family.

After all, the deaf old lady took this trick, which made her the most annoying selfish operation in this drama.

Liu Guangfu turned a blind eye to this, but was very disgusted and disdainful of her actions.

During the meal, the old lady mentioned intentionally or unintentionally, hoping that Liu Guangfu could also persuade Lou Xiao'e together.

Liu Guangfu was furious again, he didn't want to get involved in this shitty matter at all.

That's cool for Silly Zhu, but it's unfair to Lou Xiao'e.

Liu Guangfu will not act as a virgin to vandalize, nor will he act as an accomplice to a deaf old lady.

In particular, the matchmaking partner of the old lady was the silly Zhu who had a feud with him.

As for whether Lou Xiao'e was fooled by the deaf old lady in the end, or whether she chose the silly pillar blindly.

That is her own fate!!

But if during this period, Shazhu still dares to provoke and target him.

Or the deaf old lady made him unhappy, Liu Guangfu didn't mind taking revenge and destroying it himself.

Let Sha Zhu be completely extinct for the rest of his life!!

Liu Guangfu walks the talk!!

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