Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid

"Uh? What is this?"

"Oh my God, Grandma Sticky Terrier, what the hell are you doing?"

"Ugh~~ It's just too disgusting!"

"I didn't say anything, and I didn't do anything."

"Why don't you distinguish between right and wrong, and spit foul-smelling thick phlegm on top of my glasses."

"It's too lacking in quality, because it's uneducated!"

The third uncle Yan Laobao took off his glasses, couldn't help but bent over, vomited and cursed.

He was just hiding to watch the excitement, could all of this be hit by a pot falling from the sky?

Just now this chicken thief was so shrewd that Yan Laojia saw that the second uncle's bangs were easily crushed by Jia Zhang, who couldn't walk steadily.

He couldn't help but read the joke, his heart was full of joy.

Never imagined.

After Jia Zhang finished repairing Liu Haizhong and Liu Guangtian and his son, he turned around and spat the foul-smelling thick phlegm onto his glasses.

He directly picked up this skinny old man Yan Lao, and threw his glasses desperately at the disgusting one.

It's just that he didn't think of it.

Jia Zhang's disgusting thick phlegm sticks like fucking paste and cannot be shaken off.

The seven orifices of the third uncle Yan Lao smoked, and he wished to break Jia Zhang's two legs again.

If it weren't for the high cost of the operation, he would really not be able to resist doing it.

Seeing Jia Zhang's old godly woman, Liu Guangfu easily took care of the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Laojiao.

And if he hadn't possessed three times the physical fitness just now, he dodged away as fast as lightning.

Then the stench and thick phlegm sticking to the glasses of the third uncle Yan Laogou at this moment may appear on Liu Guangfu.

Liu Guangfu thought of the previous stick that climbed through the window twice in a day and entered the house where he lived to steal things.

And that uneducated white-eyed wolf, after stealing money, meat tickets and snacks.

He even vomited foul-smelling thick phlegm on the table, and even urinated on Liu Guangfu's quilt and kang to vent his anger.

This kind of childish and unqualified approach was simply educated by Mrs. Jia and Zhang.

The stick has paid a heavy price!

The little white-eyed wolf stole braised pork with rat poison, which caused poisoning and severe stomach pains, and he rolled all over the floor.

Then the deaf old lady gave the method of pouring manure water to induce vomiting, which was personally operated by Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang.

Directly let the stick who struggled against it drink almost eight tablespoons of foul-smelling feces.

The white-eyed wolf was so disgusted by the stinking feces that he vomited wildly, and finally rolled his eyes and vomited out.

He was sent to the hospital for rescue and woke up, and his stomach and intestines were cleaned for more than an hour.

After suffering so many crimes, sticking out his anger, he returned to the courtyard.

Hearing that old beast Yi Zhonghai speak out in anger, this white-eyed wolf turned into a wounded wolf and mad dog.

He rushed over to face Yi Zhonghai who was subdued by Jia Zhang's, kicked ruthlessly and rushed to destroy Yi Zhonghai.

This white-eyed wolf even held a grudge against Liu Guangfu, allowing him to steal braised pork with rat poison and suffered so many crimes.

At night, he took the stone and smashed the glass of the house where Liu Guangfu lived.

In the end, this moody and violent stickman was finally taken away by comrades in the police.

He must be in the detention center tonight, and his crimes will be found out in the next two days.

The white-eyed wolf like stick stem must be sent to the juvenile prison for education.

This is also the main reason why Qin Huairu, that pretty widow, wants to seize the time and fight it out.

She hoped that Banggen would take care of Liu Guangfu and Yi Zhonghai before sending him to the juvenile detention center.

In particular, he used the trick of killing two birds with one stone, trying to replace Sha Zhu with Liu Guangfu, who is well-developed but young and unmarried.

From now on, I will take the income of more than 100 yuan per month, as well as various rewards and delicious food, to donate blood to their family.

only.

Qin Huairu's plan failed.

She didn't even walk in the door of Liu Guangfu's house, and was completely chilled by the cold foot-washing water.

What's more, Liu Guangfu publicly exposed his hidden deep thoughts and those tricks.

The deaf old lady also lashed out angrily and gave Liu Guangfu a powerful assist.

The two joined hands and cursed furiously, spraying Qin Huairu with blood.

Even the White Lotus character set that the pretty widow has been running for many years completely overturned when she planned to target Liu Guangfu.

only.

Qin Huairu caught off guard and stopped her, but she didn't expect to hit the old lady Jie and break her hands and legs.

The farce that was supposed to subside, has caused so many waves again.

And what is even more unexpected is that when they arrived at the hospital, there was a more shocking and crazy scene.

Qin Huairu came here without a dime, and tried to renege on the show by crying.

And Jia Zhang, who had not had surgery on her right finger for a long time, rushed over to join in the fun after hearing the news, but she did not expect to become the absolute protagonist.

Her mouthful of decades-old foul-smelling thick phlegm is comparable to darts or chemical weapons with great lethality.

The burly and fat domestic violence savage second uncle, Liu Haizhong, was beaten by Jia Zhang's three times, five divisions and two divisions before he had time to show off.

That greedy, selfish and clumsy fat man was facing the fat old Jia Zhang who couldn't even walk unsteadily.

It is completely vulnerable.

His head was bleeding, nosebleeds were flying, and his old face was hit by darts with foul-smelling thick phlegm.

He even swallowed a mouthful of Zhou Zhang's foul-smelling thick phlegm while screaming.

This kind of mental devastation is far more ferocious than the physical blow caused by bleeding from the head and flying nosebleeds.

And Liu Haizhong's second son, Liu Guangtian, didn't perform well, and was hit by a dart with a foul smell and thick phlegm.

The father and son stooped and vomited wildly regardless of their image, and they were ashamed and thrown to their grandma's house.

Even the third uncle Yan Laojia, who kept silent to watch the excitement, was not spared from being stuck to his glasses by a mouthful of chemical thick phlegm darts.

Yan Laogou suddenly yelled angrily, took off his glasses and frantically tried to shake off the thick phlegm.

He wanted to throw away his glasses in disgust, but he couldn't bear to think that a pair of glasses was so expensive.

This kind of entanglement and struggle and pain can only be turned into cursing at Jia Zhang.

He didn't even bother to say polite words like grandma stick, just spouted unscrupulously.

"It's an insult to the gentleness, and ruins the family tradition!"

"You fat woman, you are a failure of the courtyard house!"

"There is no quality at all, spit thick phlegm in the hospital!"

"The key is still so stinky, how long has it been since you brushed your teeth?"

"Look at those who disgusted the second uncle and his son, and you will know how disgusting your thick phlegm is."

"From my experience, I haven't brushed my teeth for at least five years if not ten years!"

"We neighbors live in the same courtyard as you, and it's just bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

However

Facing the angry scolding of the third uncle Yan Laogou, and the contempt and accusations of the people who eat melons in the retreat.

The arrogant and domineering Jia Zhang grinned loudly, revealing a mouthful of old yellow teeth that seemed to have not been rinsed for decades.

She pointed at the second uncle, Liu Haizhong and his son, who bent over and vomited wildly. They were still furious and even vomited into the sky from time to time, Yan Laogou.

Then he sneered arrogantly: "A group of so-called gentlemen, are they just such useless waste?"

"Even my old woman whose legs were broken four times and all her right fingers were broken didn't even touch the fine hairs of my old woman, so you vomited into old women?"

"If you are so cowardly, why should you be the uncle of the courtyard house?"

"Why do you ask my mother to give you money and follow your instructions and arrangements?"

"They're all a bunch of useless cowards [Don't be an eyesore in front of my mother."

After Jia Zhang finished scolding the second uncle Liu Haizhong and his son and the third uncle Yan Laogou, he searched around for Liu Guangfu with those small dark dove eyes.

She wants to seize the opportunity to force Liu Guangfu to submit and obey.

Then take the initiative to go to the police comrades to explain clearly, and put the stick back.

And Liu Guangfu has to hand over his wages and all kinds of delicious food to their family like that idiot Sha Zhu.

...asking for flowers...

if not.

The tragic situation of the second uncle Liu Haizhong and his son and the third uncle Yan Laogou is the fate of Liu Guangfu.

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When Jia Zhang's old godly woman sneered and angered the third uncle Yan Laojiao.

Liu Guangfu has already ordered Yan Jiekuang to prepare to teach the fat woman a lesson.

"Fat old godly woman, you have offended everyone!"

"Your daughter-in-law Qin Huairu wore very little clothes in the middle of the night, but she knocked on my door cautiously."

"So you old brainless thing, just leave for a while."

"She was restless at home, wearing so little clothes in the middle of the night, quietly knocked on other people's doors, and even called out her name in a low voice for fear that others would know.

"If I hadn't prepared a basin of ice-cold footwashing water behind the door ahead of time, I would have given this thoughtful, pretty widow a chill."

"What do you think she's going to do, you fat bastard?"

"Tsk tsk, it seems that this widow has lost her husband for several years, so she really can't stand it and likes knocking on young men's doors.

"In the past, I knocked on the doors of young men like Shazhu and Xu Damao, and even went into other people's houses in the middle of the night. As for what to do..."

"It's a pity that I, Brother Jia, have been cuckolded by my wife for only a few years.

"Hey, I really feel sorry for Brother Jia, I hope he finds out underground, and won't be so angry that the coffin boards are overturned.

As soon as Liu Guangfu finished speaking, he saw Jia Zhang was furious.

This brainless old woman, that fat face is full of ferocious twists.

Originally Liu Guangfu was the target of her attack, but now she was easily transferred to Qin Huairu.

Especially when Liu Guangfu suddenly mentioned that she used her most beloved baby son Jia Wuneng who died of a work-related injury.

And listening to that bastard Liu Guangfu lamenting for her son, saying that Qin Huairu cuckolded her precious son.

This is Jia Zhang's Nei Lin!!

Before, Jia Zhang was guarding against Qin Huairu like a thief, for fear that she would break her shoes or remarry.

In the end, she abandoned her as a wicked mother-in-law, leaving her with no one to take care of her.

That was more about her own interests, rather than mentioning her dead son.

However, at this critical moment, Liu Guangfu revealed Jia Zhang's precious son.

Jia Zhang's eyes were red immediately, pointing at Qin Huairu and yelling crazily.

"Qin Huairu, you unruly bitch!"

"No wonder you are so active and sent me to the hospital for surgery."

"Then you didn't even pay the surgery fee, so you just ran away secretly.

"So you want to seduce men in the middle of the night while I'm not at home?"

"You wear so little in the middle of the night, why are you afraid that others will know what you are doing knocking on a man's door?"

"Also, you knocked on the door of Shazhu and Xu Damao's house behind my back, and what did you do to enter their room in the middle of the night?"

"How dare you humiliate my poor dead son like this, you bitch who thinks about breaking shoes all day long?"

Jia Zhang yelled wildly, and at the same time dropped the crutch in his hand.

This old godmother got mad and never played her cards according to the routine.

He was obviously still cursing at the other party, but he suddenly attacked with a blitz.

"boom!"

Qin Huairu's forehead was directly hit by the crutches.

Immediately my head burst into blood.

"Pooh!!"

Jia Zhang spat a mouthful of thick phlegm in disgust, and spat on Qin Huairu's pretty face.

There is no question about the result.

precision guidance.

Qin Huairu stretched out his hand to cover his bleeding forehead,

Foul-smelling thick phlegm sticking to my white face!

very disgusting!!

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