Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid

Immediately afterwards.

Liu Guangfu asked Yan Jiekuang to watch the wind and stare at the fool who was walking from afar.

He hid under the old locust tree behind the public toilet, taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention.

Liu Guangfu caught a non-venomous cauliflower snake in the field of the portable space.

After all, in the current winter, all the snakes outside are hibernating.

next second.

He returned to the old locust tree.

It's already deep winter, and the biting cold wind is blowing.

It happened to be the weekend, and everyone stayed at home and did not go out.

No one noticed Liu Guangfu's quick operation.

"Brother Guangfu, come here stupidly!"

Yan Jiekuang walked over with his waist bent, and pointed at Shazhu who was near the public toilet.

But when he saw the cauliflower snake in Liu Guangfu's hand, the guy almost exclaimed.

He never expected that Brother Guangfu in winter really dug up the hibernating snake.

Seeing Liu Guangfu's gesture, Yan Jiekuang suppressed the curiosity and doubt in his heart.

Hurry up to complete the plan first, and then finish the sticks.

By the way, let's stay stupid again!

Liu Guangfu quickly climbed up the outer wall of the men's toilet, and saw the sticks in the pit through the ventilation window.

And Yan Jiekuang slipped to the door of the public toilet, just in time to bump into Sha Zhu who was about to go in.

"Stupid, are you here to squat too?"

Yan Jiekuang asked with a smile.

This is his secret code with Liu Guangfu.

After Liu Guangfu heard the sound, he threw the cauliflower snake in his hand towards the stick.

Yan Jiekuang, who was at the entrance of the men's public toilet, didn't wait for the answer, and immediately exclaimed, "Ah?! Silly, why did you throw the snake into the public toilet?"

next second.

Yan Jiekuang turned around and ran away.

Let go of your feet and run away quickly.

This is the coquettish operation Liu Guangfu taught him, and he quickly dodged if he was fooled.

at this time.

"Ahhh!!!"

"snake!!"

"There are snakes!!"

"Damn snake, get out of here!"

"..."

The cauliflower snake fell on the head of the stick, making him jump around in fright.

The kid was still thinking about how to get revenge on Liu Guangfu and Sha Zhu, but he didn't expect a snake to fall down suddenly.

Almost scared his soul out!

"Puff~~"

"Help~~Gulu~~"

"Ah~~Gulu~~Help~~"

One of the sticks jumping around in the simple public toilet accidentally fell into the cesspit.

The stick stem struggling in the cesspit shouted for help but was poured a lot of dung.

 …

at the same time.

The door of the men's restroom.

Silly standing at the door of the public toilet was dumbfounded by Yan Jiekuang's words.

Squat with a snake?

Throw a snake in a public toilet?

What snake?

In this icy and snowy winter, where are there any snakes?

But for Yan Jiekuang who ran away when he saw Sa Yazi, Sha Zhu only thought it was this bastard playing a prank on him.

However--

Just the next moment.

Shaking his head and cursing Yan Jiekuang for a few stupid words, he just turned around and went to squat in the public toilet.

He heard screams like slaughtering pigs coming from the men's toilet.

"Ahhh!!!"

"snake!!"

"There are snakes!!"

"Damn snake, get out of here!"

"Puff~~"

"Help~~Gulu~~"

"..."

There was a thump in Silly's heart, and he immediately had a bad premonition.

Because he was too familiar with the screams coming from the men's toilet.

That's right.

It was the scream of the little white-eyed wolf stick terrier.

Although Silly Zhu felt that Jia Zhang slapped himself with the sole of his dirty and smelly shoe last night, he still has a bitter heart.

But he still couldn't completely sever the relationship with the pretty widow Qin Huairu.

Silly Zhu has helped their family for so many years, and he has also been greedy for the pretty widow's body for so many years.

Give up if you say give up, at least you can't do it stupidly.

Especially in the dead of night.

Every time I think of the pretty widow Qin Huairu's plump figure and charming smile.

There was also that obsessive frown and smile, Qin Huairu approached and teased her from time to time.

Even if he was beaten up by Jia Zhang's public humiliation last night, Qin Huairu never said a word for him.

But as long as Sizhu lies down, Qin Huairu's charming appearance will appear in his mind.

The tearful, aggrieved and weak appearance made him soft-hearted and have a strong desire to protect.

Today, Shizhu was caught and reprimanded by his favorite younger sister, He Yushui, which made his resentment towards Qin Huairu's family dissipate a lot.

When this guy was sleeping bored in the room, he was actually reflecting on his mistakes.

He thought that he was speaking the truth in his heart at a critical moment.

In the end, because of his identification, BangGiao confirmed the fact of the chicken thief.

Silly thinking of Qin Huairu's disappointed expression, and my tender and weak appearance, my heart aches.

As long as it involves matters about Widow Qin's family, he will automatically lower his mind.

I believe that as long as Qin Huairu says something nice and apologizes, Silly Zhu will definitely forget all the unpleasantness of last night.

As for the humiliation of being slapped by Jia Zhang's dirty and smelly soles in public, anyway, he was stupid and didn't hesitate to lose face.

He doesn't care about that.

This completely hopeless idiot actually complained and blamed Liu Guangfu for too many things.

He even went back to the source, thinking that the source of the problem was that Liu Guangfu cut off his lunch box.

If the lunch box hadn't been cut off, there wouldn't be two chicken bones in the lunch box.

Even though Silly Zhu had already thought that he was smart, it was definitely a chicken bone pretended by the stick to vent his revenge.

And last night's general meeting, if Liu Guangfu hadn't reminded Xu Damao.

Maybe there are not so many things, and Shazhu is also ready to take the blame and lose money.

Isn't it just to carry a bad reputation as a chicken thief?

He doesn't care about that!

After all, for the pretty widow Qin Huairu, it's an endless enjoyment for Shazhu.

He is a big step closer to satisfying Qin Huairu's body, isn't he?

Even with a high salary and a lunch box that she is reluctant to eat, she has been feeding Widow Qin's family for nearly five years.

But in Sha Zhu's opinion, it's all worth it.

After all.

One word, cheap!

At this moment, foolishly hearing the scream of BangGong for help, he didn't dare to delay the slightest.

Silly Zhu rushed in immediately, and saw the stick struggling to drink the dung water.

In the men's public toilet, because the stick fell into the cesspit, and then continued to struggle, the stench was soaring.

[The new book asks for monthly tickets, flowers, evaluation tickets, thank you for your support! 】

Book reading fun on Friday! Recharge 100 and get 500 VIP coupons!

Immediate recharge (activity time: April 29th to May 3rd)