Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid
Chapter 3 Is It A Good Boy To Steal A Chicken? A Deal Is Struck! (35 Ask For Monthly Ticket Flower E
"Oh, boy, do you know how to be polite?"
"Why do you dare to call me an old bachelor?"
"I asked you just now, it was because I cared about your study, for your own good!"
"With such a stinky temper, it's no wonder Second Uncle wants to beat you every day."
"I said you are 16 years old, and you are still in the third year of junior high school. If I were the second uncle, I would feel ashamed."
"Look at the rainwater in our house. He graduated from high school when he was less than 18 years old."
"It's all in the same compound. Let me say a few words for your own good. Are you still not happy?"
Listen, is this speaking human language?
Stupidly relying on the old and selling the old to teach the lesson, but inside and outside the words are saying that Liu Guangfu is a scumbag of old school.
Especially when he showed off He Yushui, his expression was so frightening.
Moreover.
Even if Liu Guangfu is an old school scumbag, it is the teacher and that fat man in Liu Haizhong who need to be taught a lesson.
When is it the turn of the idiot, this double-standard dog to point fingers?
Thinking of just now, Banggen stole the egg-laying old hen from Xu Damao's house, and took his two younger sisters to make beggar's chicken to eat.
Liu Guangfu knew very well in his heart that Shazhu knew about this matter.
After all, when Bang Geng went to steal soy sauce from the canteen of the rolling mill, he just stayed in the kitchen and watched.
Think about it here.
Liu Guangfu blurted out with a sneer: "That's right, I admit that my studies in the past were too scumbag."
"But that little bastard BangGou is even worse at studying than I am, and I haven't seen you all teaching him a lesson one by one."
"I'm still in the third grade at the age of 16, but I'm still in the fourth grade at the age of 12, and I often misspell my name. Why don't you guys make fun of me?"
He has long been upset about the stupid double standard.
as expected.
As if being poked and hurt the weakness in his heart, he immediately protected the calf when he was stupid.
He hurriedly interrupted Liu Guangfu's rant, and corrected him with a black face: "Guangfu, don't be silly, you boy is still a child."
"When he grows up, he will naturally be good at reading."
"How can you compare with BangGiao? Everyone knows that BangGiao has been smart since he was a child."
"Stop talking nonsense with sticks from now on, be careful I'll beat you!"
Liu Guangfu was speechless, and more angry in his heart.
Just after traveling to the world of love courtyards, I saw the miraculous operation of this double-standard dog.
And obviously, I saw that the stick ate Xu Damao's old hen, but it was still a child in his mouth.
Liu Guangfu shook his head, then sneered jokingly: "Of course I can't compare with Sticky, after all, he can steal things at such a young age."
"If I dared to steal a piece of needlework from someone else's house, I would probably have my legs broken by Liu Haizhong."
Then he pointed to the chicken bones scattered all over the place, and said with a mocking smile, "This is the good boy in your eyes, the old hen you stole!"
When I heard it stupidly, I was suddenly anxious.
He thought BangJiao stole the soy sauce and the old hen, and he was the only one who knew.
Never imagined.
That bastard Liu Guangfu actually appeared here.
Moreover, the three brothers and sisters of the stick and stem were found, and the old hen stolen from other places was made into a beggar's chicken.
This is a bit troublesome.
Because the bastard Liu Guangfu is just an old school scumbag.
General bribery and intimidation have no effect on him at all.
if not.
Uncle Er beat him so many times that he even broke several thorn sticks.
Stupid eyeballs rolled around, and thoughts flashed through his mind quickly.
As far as his expression is concerned, how can it be linked to stupidity?
Like a shrewd fox, he was thinking of a way to deal with Liu Guangfu.
"You kid, it's better not to talk nonsense!"
"BangJiao is a good boy, how could he steal someone else's chicken?"
"If it affects the reputation of other people's children, I will beat you up."
"You kid has tasted my fist, don't say I didn't warn you."
Liu Guangfu didn't change his mind in the slightest about the threats and warnings from the idiots.
He walked over to the pile of chicken bones, then bowed his head and said to himself, "Oh, Bang Jiong is a good boy, but where did his beggar chicken come from?"
"There is still soy sauce sprinkled everywhere here, it seems that their family's quality of life is very good."
"I guess these soy sauces should come from the rolling mill, right?"
Immediately afterwards.
Liu Guangfu raised his head and looked at the lunch box that Shazhu was carrying in his hand.
When he crossed over, his predecessor had already been hungry for a day.
Anyway, the stick stem stole the old hen from Xu Damao's house to lay eggs, and according to the plot later, he was stupid and willing to take the blame.
Liu Guangfu was too lazy to expose and blend in, it would be better to exchange for some food that is urgently needed right now.
Seeing Shazhu's fluctuating expression, he suggested with a smile: "How about this, Shazhu, let's make a deal."
"What deal?" Silly responded instinctively.
Liu Guangfu pointed to the lunch box in his hand, and said with a smile: "Give me your lunch box, and it will last for a week."
"How about I pretend I didn't see anything, didn't hear anything?"
"You know, stealing an old hen and soy sauce from your rolling mill, how serious is the crime?"
"If he is found out in the end, the stick will definitely be sent to the juvenile prison."
Shazhu originally wanted to intimidate Liu Guangfu, and then used the Yu Wei who had beaten Liu Guangfu many times to shut him up.
only.
The shrewd idiot discovered that Liu Guangfu seemed to have changed a little bit today.
In the past, if I saw him swinging his fists and making his hair go wild, he would have run away without a trace.
Just like Xu Damao, a group of people who are stupid to the God of War in the courtyard.
But today, foolishly waving his fists, he couldn't intimidate Liu Guangfu at all.
After all, Liu Guangfu, who had been beaten up many times by him, dared to negotiate terms and ask for a lunch box with him.
Such boldness, and clear logic.
This made the shrewd idiot think that he saw a fake Liu Guangfu.
After thinking for less than a minute, Shazhu made a decision.
His nickname is Stupid, but he is smarter than most of the people in the courtyard.
In addition, stick stems steal old hens to eat as beggar chickens, and steal soy sauce from rolling mills.
Stupid people know better than anyone else.
So I don't try to justify it now, let alone threaten Liu Guangfu.
Instead, he immediately handed over the lunch box in his hand without hesitation.
Just not being more stupid and continuing to warn loudly, he saw a picture of a starving ghost reincarnated.
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