Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid

Xu Damao's mind went blank for a moment.

He thought Liu Guangfu had been dealt with, and threw all the firecrackers into the woodshed.

This guy had hallucinations in his head, thinking that throwing firecrackers in the middle of the night in winter woke Liu Guangfu up.

Xu Damao was worried about being caught by Liu Guangfu, so he turned around and ran away.

Even holding the firecrackers in his hand, he didn't find it all the time.

The unlucky talisman produced by the system gave him a brief hallucination.

However--

Liu Guangfu fell asleep leisurely.

Compared to those beasts who like to toss about at night in winter, he prefers to sleep warm and watch~ lively.

As for Xu Damao, who dared to provoke and create trouble for himself, there will be a good show next - just watch.

What is the specific effect of this unlucky talisman?

Liu Guangfu is also full of expectations!

After all, the last time he used the first unlucky talisman on He Yushui, he saw the most exciting drama in the courtyard.

this time.

How unlucky will Xu Damao be?

This is the price that must be paid for provoking and targeting Liu Guangfu!

anyway.

Carrying firecrackers and matchboxes, Xu Damao accelerated from the backyard to the middle courtyard where the general assembly was held.

When passing by the door of Sha Zhu's house.

Thinking of my rival Sha Zhu, I am happy to be repaired by everyone tonight.

This guy wandered in by accident, wanting to sing and taunt.

at the same time.

Silly Zhu is burning charcoal with firewood.

He promised the great master Yi Zhonghai that he would get two braziers out.

After all, the main purpose of this meeting of the whole hospital is to hold it against him and the Jia Zhang family.

Although it wasn't his problem, it was Jia Zhang who hit people with a rolling pin and insulted them first.

Silly Zhu just couldn't bear to squirt back, and at the same time wanted to slap back impulsively.

However--

The three elders of the Siheyuan who rushed to the scene at that time thought that he was beating the old godmother Jia Zhang.

In order to safeguard their own selfish interests, they finally chose to hold a general meeting to deal with this problem.

Even Yi Zhonghai, the great uncle who has been taking care of and favoring Shazhu, gave priority to reprimanding and educating Shazhu instead of finding out the truth of the matter first.

Although Yi Zhonghai knew very well in his heart, Sha Zhu was probably wronged by Jia Zhang.

But in order to cure Silly Zhu's impulsive and reckless temper, and to cultivate his respect and filial love for the elderly in the courtyard.

With the instigation of the Second Uncle Liu Haizhong and the Third Uncle Yan Bugui clamoring for a general meeting, Yi Zhonghai finally agreed to hold it on a winter night.

After all.

In the conflict between Sha Zhu and Jia Zhang, it doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong.

The most important thing is that the old bachelor, Shazhu, cannot escape the control of the three uncles.

Only in this way can it meet the interests of the three elders of the courtyard house, especially Yi Zhonghai, the first elder who needs a silly pension.

Silly Zhu was in the room, turning two braziers upside down.

Although there was resentment and dissatisfaction in his heart, he still followed Yi Zhonghai's advice.

He can be upset and angry at the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui, but he dare not be too arrogant to the book uncle Yi Zhonghai who helped their brothers and sisters the most.

In order to reduce the resentment and dissatisfaction of the neighbors in the hospital meeting later, it is so cold at night in winter because of me, I came out to suffer from the cold and wind.

Silly Zhu agreed to take the two braziers that were almost ready to burn, and take them out later to warm everyone up.

At the same time, he also agreed to Yi Zhonghai's suggestion and prepared some melon seeds and peanuts.

It's just that Shazhu, a shrewd fellow, thought of these things that he shouldn't have done.

In the warehouse and security department of the rolling mill, he stood up and repaired Xu Damao and replaced many crimes for Qin Huairu.

And just now, Shazhu was also scolded and cried by Qin Huairu's family at night, which made him disturbed and unable to sleep.

He kindly asked and cared a few words, but was insulted and chased by that old lady Jia Zhang.

And because Jia Zhang's old godmother was aggressive and violent, she finally beat her back and bit her back.

Now the three uncles of the courtyard are going to hold a meeting of the whole courtyard, and it seems that they want him to take the blame for his innocence and plead guilty.

Silly Zhu is not stupid at all, and quite shrewd.

The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became, and he couldn't help scolding Jia Zhang.

"Damn fat woman, white-eyed wolf!"

"Old godly woman who killed her husband and son!"

at this time.

"Kangdang~~"

Xu Damao, with the unlucky talisman, pushed open the door of Shazhu's house and walked in.

This villain with a belly full of bad water was even more excited when he heard Sha Zhu scolding Jia Zhang.

With his horse face swollen into a pig's head, he leaned over with a mean smile.

Then he mocked: "Hahaha, silly Zhu, you will have today too!

"Let you beat up people everywhere, and the whole court will deal with you later!"

"That is to say, Laozi is a civilized person, and he is too lazy to be serious and hands-on with you every time."

"Otherwise, take a look, that old godly lady Jia Zhang can fix you clearly."

"Hey, it's so cool to see Mrs. Jia slapping your face with the sole of a dirty shoe and scratching your old face."

"She beat you up with a rolling pin again at night, right? You said you knock on the door of Widow Qin's house in the middle of the night if you have nothing to do?"

"You have been sucked blood by Widow Qin's family for nearly five years, so you probably haven't even touched her hand?"

"Hahaha, look at me. On weekdays, I order food for her in the cafeteria and the courtyard. I do everything I need to do. The last step is to take care of Baozhi. I envy you, an old bachelor!"

"Qin Huairu, a pretty widow, tsk tsk, you can't experience it."

"Tell me about you, a brainless brat, are you the biggest fool in the world?"

"Just a fool like you, why would you fight with me, Xu Damao?"

When Xu Damao usually competes with Shazhu, it is easy to lose his intelligence.

The main reason is that I have been bullied by Shazhu a lot since I was a child, so it is easy to get angry and take over my head and become impulsive.

Now, under the blessing of the unlucky charm used by Liu Guangfu, I feel like a fool.

Facing the depressed and aggrieved Silly Zhu who was full of resentment and anger, he even rushed forward to make fun of and ridicule desperately.

Xu Damao is lighting a lantern in the toilet, my death is the rhythm!!

as expected.

Silly Zhu, who was burning the charcoal basin with firewood, suddenly became furious.

To deal with Xu Damao, a villain, he has always had an absolute advantage in strength and psychology.

At the moment, he didn't bother to reply, so he just did it directly.

Silly Zhu picked up a piece of split firewood casually, and strenuously walked towards Xu Damao.

Precise guidance, powerful force!

"Boom!"

The wood hit Xu Damao's horse's face.

Moreover, the sharp corners of the chopped wood scratched the pig's head that had been beaten twice by Sha Zhupang tonight.

Blood flowed out in an instant.

"Oh!!"

"Silly Zhu, you fucking want to kill someone!"

"You're fucking dead!"

Xu Damao felt the gurgling blood on his face, and immediately roared angrily.

Seeing Silly Zhu throwing another piece of wood, he came over without saying a word.

Xu Damao was speechless immediately.

How can there be fights like silly pillars?

Those who don't scold and yell at each other first, just smash the wood or rush up to do it.

How ruthless!!

Xu Damao couldn't dodge in time, so he could only block it with his hands.

Otherwise, his horse face, swollen like a pig's head and scratched and bleeding, would be ruined by Sha Zhu.

only.

Xu Damao had hallucinations just now.

He thought that the firecrackers that woke Liu Guangfu up had already been thrown into the woodshed of the deaf old lady's house.

...asking for flowers......

However--

Liu Guangfu used the Unlucky Talisman on him.

Now let's get going!

Xu Damao still had firecrackers and matches in his hands, but he thought they were gone.

Now he was going to protect the horse's face with both hands, not wanting to be injured again by the firewood thrown by the silly pillar.

After Xu Damao threw out the firecrackers in his hand, he quickly covered the horse's face with both hands.

The angry silly Zhu only cared about throwing firewood at Xu Damao who was looking for death, how could he carefully observe what was in this villain's hands?

And every time he wants to beat Xu Damao, he always does it directly without making any comparisons.

Xu Damao, the sworn enemy, ran over to ridicule him, and even made fun of himself.

How can silly Zhu tolerate it?!

Every time he made a move against Xu Damao, he would beat his opponent until he begged for mercy before letting go.

So after the first firewood fell over, Xu Damao's swollen horse face was scratched and bleeding.

It's just that the guy didn't beg for mercy, and dared to continue shouting?

Sha Zhu didn't talk nonsense immediately, and threw the second piece of firewood towards Xu Damao.

As for whether Xu Damao would be seriously injured, he didn't bother to care so much.

At worst, I will pay some money to compensate the medical expenses in the future, but I must first convince Xu Damao, a villain.

only.

After Sha Zhu smashed the second firewood.

Only then did he see Xu Damao subconsciously covering his face with his hands, and the firecrackers and Miedeng suddenly thrown over.

"Xu Damao, what the hell are you..."

"Crackling~~~"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

The terrified silly Zhu didn't have time to finish cursing.

The long string of firecrackers in Xu Damao's hands and the box of matches were all thrown into the brazier.

The firecrackers were ignited in an instant, and the brazier detonated with a crackling sound.

The burnt charcoal in the brazier flew across, directly blasting and scalding the silly pillar sitting in front of the brazier, screaming.

Shazhu fell to the ground on his back, because the burning charcoal fell on him.

"Ahhh!!!"

"It burns me to death!"

"my face!!"

"my hand!"

"It hurts so much!!"

"Xu Damao!!!"

Silly screams,

The explosion of the live brazier,

And crackling firecrackers,

And the high-temperature charcoal flying across the screen.

Xu Damao was completely shocked and frightened.

Especially seeing Silly Zhu rolling on the ground, with high temperature charcoal falling on him from time to time.

Xu Damao was immediately frightened to the extreme.

This scene.

too shocking,

terrible!

It was the first time in Xu Damao's life that he heard Sha Zhu's screams like killing a pig.

Xu Damao is such a coward, how dare he go up to rescue Silly Zhu.

He turned around quickly and was about to run out to call for help.

Otherwise it's screwed!

Although Xu Damao hated and resented Shazhu, he never thought of killing him.

If silly Zhu is killed, he also has to eat peanuts!

Xu Damao is a smart person and knows this very well.

Moreover, the two have been fighting since they were young, and they have always been rivals.

But it didn't go to the point of killing the other party.

Xu Damao was terrified.

He rushed out hastily.

And yelling like crazy.

"Come here!"

"Come on, man!"

"Help!"

"Save people, something serious happened to silly Zhu!"

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