Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid
Chapter 91: Crazy Xu Damao! What Should I Do If I Scare The Old Lady To Death? Xu Damao's Memor
In the middle of the night in the deep winter of Beijing, the weather is so cold.
What is this guy thinking?
Throw the lighted firecrackers where others sleep?
Is this what people do?
Suddenly scare the sleeping person half to death, and may even scare the person out of order.
What if the deaf old lady living next door suffers a cardiac arrest or blood pressure spikes?
How unethical!
Fortunately, Liu Guangfu is hiding in the portable space, and the system has an early warning reminder.
only.
Unexpectedly, the system prompted at that time, saying that Xu Damao was looking for trouble against himself.
That naughty villain with a stomach full of water, turned out to be doing such a naughty and dirty operation?!
Liu Guangfu was speechless immediately, and the anger in his heart also surged up.
Wasn't it because he didn't give Xu Damao face in the big square where the movie was shown in the rolling mill?
And he reported it to the security department, did he want to trade broken shoes with Qin Huairu in a remote warehouse?
Do you allow Xu Damao to deal with him Liu Guangfu, and not allow others not to dump him?
In the entire courtyard, all the beasts like to play with double standards.
Liu Guangfu couldn't help admiring that Xu Damao is such a villain, no matter what kind of hatred he remembers very firmly.
And he will work tirelessly, he must find an opportunity to get revenge.
Even though he had encountered so many bad things tonight, he was still holding firecrackers to light the woodshed where he was sleeping?
The measure of this sinister guy is really not as big as a sesame.
Liu Guangfu thought that Xu Damao had experienced so many things in one night, even if he wanted to take revenge on himself, he would have to find time later.
Who would have thought that Xu Damao would avenge his revenge immediately.
Even if the sky falls, he will take revenge immediately.
Liu Guangfu hid in the portable space to sleep, even if Xu Damao threw lighted firecrackers, it would not affect him.
Not to mention throwing firecrackers, even throwing a cannonball in has no effect.
It's just that the deaf old lady lived next door, and the firecrackers were lit and thrown into the woodshed where he lived.
Then the deaf old lady next door is so old, she will definitely be woken up suddenly.
It's such a cold winter, and it's still midnight.
The deaf old lady is so old, and her health is not very good.
Xu Damao took revenge for the firecrackers thrown by Liu Guangfu, what if the deaf old lady had a heart attack?
Or what if she has other diseases and scares the old lady out of her mind?
Liu Guangfu didn't know that the unlucky charm he gave Xu Damao had already caused that vicious villain to have hallucinations at that time.
In the end, Xu Damao ran to Shazhu's house with firecrackers and threw a burning charcoal brazier.
Now listening to Xu Damao's indiscriminate words, he poured out everything.
So his face sank immediately, and he wanted to fix Xu Damao full of anger.
only.
Liu Guangfu remembered the deaf old lady and Lou Xiao'e when they knocked on the door of the firewood room where he lived.
The old lady didn't seem to be frightened, and there was only worry and anxiety on her face and tone.
So in other words, Xu Damao just said that he threw firecrackers to blow himself up?
It just didn't happen in the end, so why is this guy yelling all the time?
Liu Guangfu was very confused and didn't understand what was going on.
at this time.
The attentive system immediately gave him an explanation message.
"Xu Damao failed to ignite the firecrackers and throw them into the host's room. Instead, under the influence of the bad luck charm, he turned around and ran to Shazhu's room. He provoked and mocked Shazhu, and in the end he was hit by Shazhu with firewood. The firecrackers in the hands are thrown away to burn the charcoal brazier``.
"The effect of the unlucky talisman on Xu Damao made him hallucinate. He always thought that the firecrackers were lit and thrown into the host's room."
"This is what he insisted on. He just wanted to light the firecrackers to scare the sleeping host, and he didn't throw the firecrackers in the brazier to cause the explosion to scald Silly Zhu."
"I hope the host knows the real situation, so as to avoid information errors in dealing with Xu Damao!"
After Liu Guangfu scanned it with his consciousness, he realized that it was the credit of the unlucky talisman.
Although Xu Damao failed to target himself, he did not frighten the sleeping deaf old lady either.
But if he dares to provoke his beast, Liu Guangfu will never let it go!
And now Xu Damao still doesn't know the situation of this hallucination, insisting that the lit firecrackers dealt with him.
So Liu Guangfu decided to take this oolong and teach this villain a lesson.
"Xu Damao, what did you say?"
Liu Guangfu pretended not to know the truth, and asked angrily in surprise, "It's so late at night, why did you throw lighted firecrackers into my room?"
"Is this something that people do?"
"After all, I am a young man, even if I fall, I can resist.
"But have you ever thought that the one who lives next door is an old lady who is over eighty years old?"
"If you want to scare her out, how are you going to be responsible?"
"Don't you know the old lady, the heart is not feeling well when you are old, and your blood pressure is a bit high.
"What if you suddenly threw that lighted firecracker into my room in the middle of the night, scaring her into heart problems or a spike in blood pressure?"
"Just because I was in the main square of the rolling mill, I didn't promise to help you at that time."
"I don't agree to help you smear and destroy his blind date behind his back, making you lose face and hold a grudge?"
"Then you don't have to hold grudges like this, and deal with me in the middle of the night in this way, right?"
"And it's fine if you deal with me, you're trying to frighten the old lady to death."
"Everyone has lived in the backyard for so long, I can't figure out why you want to kill me and the old lady all at once?"
Hearing Liu Guangfu questioning and reprimanding him, Xu Damao became even more convinced that he had thrown all the lit firecrackers into the woodshed where he lived.
It's just that he didn't expect to cause trouble for Liu Guangfu. How did he get the deaf old lady involved?
And it turned into a situation where he wanted to kill the deaf old lady who was old and not in good health, and frightened her directly to death.
After hearing this, the three courtyard men at the scene glared at Xu Damao angrily.
Especially Yi Zhonghai, who has a good relationship with the deaf old lady's family, pointed at Xu Damao who was about to leave and said angrily, "Xu Damao, what are you doing?"
"It's midnight in the middle of winter, what are you doing with so many firecrackers?"
"For a while, I lit firecrackers and threw them into the room where Liu Guangfu lived, and then ran to Shazhu's room and threw them into the charcoal brazier.
"We are all neighbors living in the courtyard, do you want to kill everyone like that?"
"If the deaf old lady is frightened by you and does something bad, are you sure you can take the responsibility?"
"Even if Silly Zhu didn't deal with you since childhood, then you wouldn't throw the firecrackers into the brazier with charcoal."
"Look at the explosion of the brazier caused by the firecrackers, what does it look like to scald the idiot?"
"Our three uncles watched you grow up, why are you so vicious in your mind?"
When Xu Damao heard about Yi Zhonghai, he even believed that he was responsible for the scalding of Shazhu.
Although he witnessed the whole process at the scene, it was because of the hallucination effect of the bad luck charm.
Xu Damao didn't realize himself, and when he raised his hand to cover his face, he threw all the firecrackers into the charcoal brazier.
In his memory, he always believed that the firecrackers were lit and thrown into Liu Guangfu's room.
Suddenly, firecrackers sounded from the brazier in Shazhu's house, and then there was a loud explosion.
This caused the high temperature charcoal to fly, and it was none of his business to scald and blacken Shazhu.
Xu Damao immediately shook his head, and kept defending and retorting: "Master Yi, don't talk nonsense."
"I admit that I want to deal with that bastard Liu Guangfu, who made him embarrass me in the rolling mill, and even reported my incident in the warehouse."
"But I just wanted to frighten him, not frighten the old lady.
"As for what you said about the sound of firecrackers and explosions in Silly Zhu's house, the subsequent series of events that resulted have nothing to do with me."
Xu Damao paused when he said this, and pointed to his red and swollen right eye, complaining aggrievedly: "Speaking of which, my eye was stabbed by that old godly woman, and it was because I ran out to call someone for a fool. I'm doing my best to save him."
The scalded and blackened silly Zhu heard Xu Damao denying again, saying that it had nothing to do with him and that he was still helping to save himself.
He also didn't care about the pain on his face, and couldn't help but struggle to come over and beat someone up.
If Yi Zhonghai and Yan Jiecheng hadn't stopped him, Sha Zhu would have crawled over to beat him up.
Now he has many scalds and burns on his body, and it is not convenient for him to walk.
"Xu Damao, you fart!"
"I'm in such a miserable state now, it's because of you!"
"You f*cking villain, come to my room to make a fuss."
"The boss hit your ugly horse in the face with wood, and you suddenly threw firecrackers into the brazier in front of me.
"The brazier burning with charcoal was detonated by firecrackers on the spot."
"The high-temperature charcoal was directly breathed on my face, neck, and other places, and it was scalded to this miserable state."
"Xu Damao, don't try to shirk responsibility, everyone heard the crackling firecrackers and the loud explosion, and we were all there at the time.
"I don't need you to pay for any bullshit surgery (the king's) fee, just call the police to find out the truth."
"You are deliberate revenge, and you use firecrackers to detonate the brazier to kill me."
"Xu Damao, this is a serious crime!!"
Silly Zhu thought that he didn't marry a wife, and now his unhandsome face was basically disfigured.
He had to take revenge on Xu Damao and make that vicious villain pay the price.
Xu Damao would definitely not admit it, he decided that he just lit firecrackers and threw them in to scare Liu Guangfu.
at this time.
"Ding!"
"Remind the host, the illusion of the villain Xu Damao has been lifted!"
"All his memory repairs are no longer affected by the bad luck charm."
"Please inform the host, adjust the treatment plan!"
When Liu Guangfu heard the system beep, he immediately thought about it.
Xu Damao's memory has been completely restored.
It should not be that simple to rely on this oolong to bully him.
only.
Liu Guangfu firmly believed that this villain would never admit to throwing firecrackers into the brazier in Sha Zhu's house.
Compared with the miserable scenes and pictures, he would rather lie and believe that he was targeting Liu Guangfu with lit firecrackers.
So as long as he insists on saying this, Liu Guangfu can continue to deal with Xu Damao with his lies.
Let this bastard with a stomach full of bad water taste what it means to suffer from being dumb!
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