Chapter 146 Smelly Full House Assembly.
Good things don’t go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.
Today the courtyard is lively.
The news of falling into the dung pit in the bangs had already been heard before anyone returned to the courtyard.
“What, my dad fell into the dung pit and was watched by more than 2,000 people in the factory?”
When Liu Guangtian heard this news, it was like five thunders hitting the top. Difficult to accept.
“Our dad really has a long face this time.”
Liu Guangfu squatted in front of his home, looking very decadent.
“Guangtian, Guangfu will go and pick up your father quickly.”
Aunt Yi was still complacent about the calm of her family yesterday, but such a big thing happened today. Not only was it seen by the whole hospital.
It was also treated as a joke by thousands of people, and Aunt Yi’s heart suddenly had mixed feelings. Joy is very sad.
“Brother, you go to pick up dad, anyway, if I don’t go, I can’t afford to lose this person.”
Liu Guangfu shook his head. Beat him to death and don’t pick up this father.
He doesn’t have a partner yet.
At this time, there is such a big scandal in the family, it will be difficult to find a partner in the future.
“I’m not going either.”
Liu Guangtian is also embarrassed, he has an object, but this time he feels like blowing.
“If your father has such a big incident, you two don’t pick it up as your son, is this like words? See if your dad comes back and doesn’t kill you both. ”
“Broad day, you go.”
Aunt Yi looked at her second son Liu Guangtian.
“Mom, let my dad lose it alone, let’s not come out.”
“That’s it, Mom, don’t you think it’s enough to lose people?”
Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu now have the heart to run away from home. In the rolling mill.
Liu Haizhong hid in the workshop and waited for everyone to leave before rushing home. Fragrant all the way.
“What a smell, it stinks.”
“Hurry up, bangs are back.”
Alley mouth.
Xu Damao and Qin Jingru were still talking, and both of them suddenly smelled a stench coming in. Xu Damao looked back.
It’s this old bastard in the bangs who is back.
“Uncle Yuan in the courtyard, why is he so smelly?”
Although Qin Jingru had only been in the courtyard for two days, he was almost familiar
“He fell into the manure pit in the factory.”
“Hurry up.”
Xu Damao urged with an anxious look.
He was afraid that this guy in the bangs would find him trouble.
“Oh.”
When Qin Jingru heard this, he got goosebumps in disgust, turned his head and walked towards the courtyard.
“Jingru, don’t forget, tomorrow at seven o’clock we will be at the mouth of the alley on time, and we will not be seen.”
Xu Damao reminded.
“Don’t worry.”
Qin Jingru replied and walked quickly into the courtyard. Xu Damao followed closely.
After returning to his room, he slammed the door directly.
The road in the bangs is difficult, no matter who sees it, they cover their noses. Point fingers at him.
There was even a group of children following him, even happier than the New Year, laughing along the way. Large-scale social death scene.
There are no tears in the bangs, and he lowers his head and just hurries.
“Lao Liu is a little miserable with his head this time, and it is estimated that he will not be able to slow down for ten days and a half months.”
“It’s a pity that I wasn’t there.”
Yan Bugui covered his nose and stood at the door of the house, looking at the back passing in the bangs, very gloating. This time, the three masters in the courtyard were balanced.
Don’t laugh at anyone in the future.
“Oh, why did Uncle Two come back, why don’t you wash it a little clean, how smelly.”
Silly Zhu also stood at the door of the house and waited.
See the bangs.
Immediately covered his nose and began to laugh.
If this were placed in peacetime, Liu Haizhong would have already begun to play official prestige and reprimand the stupid pillar. But now.
His whole person was like a frosted eggplant, and he didn’t have any spirit.
“Old Liu, pay attention to the squat pit in the future, we are all at this age thanks to the timely rescue this time, otherwise it will be more dangerous.”
Yi Zhonghai pretended to be a good person to remind.
Liu Haizhong still did not speak, and went straight into the backyard.
“Broad day, Guangfu, hurry up. Your dad is back. ”
“Quickly bring water, bring the soap mud to your father to wash.”
When Aunt Yi saw her wife returning in yellow mud, she quickly ordered her two sons to work.
“Dad, hey, what’s going on with you.”
“Hey.”
The brothers sighed and looked at the bangs in disgust.
“Don’t hurry up and wash Lao Tzu, look for a beating.”
The look of disgust in the bangs that wanted the two sons suddenly made him angry.
“Good, good, wait.”
Old Liu family tradition.
Parents are unkind, children are not filial.
Liu Haizhong has a total of three sons, and the two have always been very partial to the eldest son, leaving almost all the money and things in the family to the eldest Liu Guangqi.
But he beat and scolded the two young sons at every turn.
There is never a good temper, and spending a penny more feels redundant. Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are also clear in their hearts and have always held a grudge. But now.
The wings of the two brothers are not yet hard, and they still have to rely on the family, so they are still afraid of the bangs. All honestly go and get things.
The two brothers endured the nausea and washed their bangs more than ten times in the yard. It’s almost time to wash your bald skin.
You can also smell the stench from the bangs.
The residue can be washed out of the ears, nostrils, and mouth, which is so disgusting. Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu two brothers vomited several times.
“Old man, how the hell did you fall into the cesspool?”
A piece of putty is almost used up.
The smell on the bangs was much lighter, and Aunt Yi asked when she walked into the house.
“Xu Damao, it was Xu Damao, the bastard, who scared me into the dung pit, did he come back?”
Liu Haizhong changed into clean clothes and asked through gritted teeth.
“Xu Damao, I saw him enter the house.”
“I’ll go to him.”
As soon as Liu Guangtian heard this, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and went to Xu Damao to settle the account.
“Come back, go and inform Uncle One, Uncle Two, hold a meeting of the whole court, Xu Damao must compensate me.”
“Shout out the whole hospital.”
The face in the bangs sank like water, and he was resentful.
“Old man, I don’t think it’s a shame to hold a plenary meeting.”
Aunt Yi persuaded.
If a plenary meeting is held because of this matter, this is not equivalent to letting the whole hospital watch the excitement again.
“Dad, don’t you think it’s enough to lose people?”
“If you want to have an all-hands meeting, I won’t go, I really can’t say.”
“Our family is faceless.”
Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were indifferent, and they all stood in place with tearful faces. Although no one came to watch when it was just cleaned.
But everyone in the courtyard stood in front of the house. Talk.
Now that they finally entered the house, they didn’t want to lose people again.
“You know what, if I don’t find someone to carry the pot for this, everyone thinks that I don’t have the ability to fall into the dung pit by myself.”
“Go quickly.”
Liu Haizhong slapped the table and glared at the two sons fiercely.
“Yes, Dad is still your wise man.”
“I’ll go and call Uncle One.”
“I’ll go to Uncle San’s house.”
The two brothers couldn’t help but give a thumbs up when they heard the words in the bangs, and then ran out of the house.
“Old man, do you want me to invite the deaf old lady over?”
After Lou Xiao’e was not in the courtyard.
Aunt Xian’s continuous stammering with the deaf old lady in the past two days has already achieved initial results.
“Don’t go soon.”
Liu Haizhong glanced at Aunt Yi angrily.
“I have to personally invite Li Yueshan.”
After Aunt Yi left, Liu Haizhong sat on the chair and drank half a jar of tea, thought about it again and again, and finally stood up and went to the middle courtyard to ask Li Yueshan, the head of the security section.
He played well in his calculations.
Li Yueshan has recently detained Xu Damao several times, and he must have hated Xu Damao. If there is him sitting down.
Xu Damao should be much more honest.
“Chief Li, are you in the house?”
Liu Haizhong stood at the door of Li’s house and shouted the door. Inside the house.
Li Yueshan’s family had just had dinner.
Liu Haizhong stood at the door and sniffed the smell of his body, and then smelled the fragrance wafting out of the crack of the Li family’s door. The contrast is stark.
This made Liu Haizhong envious, when a tube is not only faced, majestic, but also big fish and meat all day.
“Li Feng, go and open the door.”
Li Yueshan heard who was knocking outside the door and glanced at the third old Li Feng.
“Good daddy.”
Li Feng answered, walked over and opened the door, and instantly a smell came to his face.
“Your dad…”
“Shh!!!hh
Liu Haizhong saw the door open, and just said two words, Li Feng suddenly closed the door again.
“Dad, it’s the uncle in the dung pit, it’s too smelly.”
Li Feng pinched his nose and said in disgust.
“Third brother, don’t let him into the house, I smell it here.”
“Gag…”
The place where Old Six Li Wu was sitting was relatively close to the door, and as soon as the door opened, the wind blew through the hall, and he almost didn’t faint Li Wu. It’s too rushed.
Li Yueshan also frowned, and even the little girl she was holding pinched her nose,
“Dumpling, stinking, stink.”
Outside the door.
Liu Haizhong heard it clearly, his face was extremely embarrassed, and he sniffed with his clothes. It’s not that serious.
“Chief Li, when the assembly is held in the courtyard, you have to go over.”
Liu Haizhong did not dare to knock on the door.
Standing outside the door shouted.
“Got it.”
Li Yueshan replied lightly.
“Then you go early, I’ll go first.”
I didn’t stay much in the bangs.
When he returned home and began to write the manuscript, he wanted to speak well at this conference and regain some face. In the courtyard.
Three uncles.
All have the right to convene a plenary meeting.
Even if it is a trivial matter, as long as there is an uncle who opens his mouth to lead, the conference can be held smoothly. Around eight o’clock in the evening.
All the residents in the courtyard came to the front yard, Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu, Qin Jingru, Deaf Old Lady, Big Brother Two, Aunt One, Aunt Three, and Yan Xiecheng Yu Li’s two sons.
Weighty figures are already here. In front of the crowd.
There is a table, one uncle Yi Zhonghai, two uncle bangs, three uncle Yan Bugui. The three uncles all sat there solemnly.
The conference was about to convene, Li Yueshan was late, and he came alone, and several children were listening to the radio at home.
There was little interest in the courtyard assembly.
“Uncle Xian, if you want to convene the conference in the future, you will preside over it today.”
“Let’s make a long story short.”
……
After Yi Zhonghai saw Li Yueshan’s arrival, he frowned and said.
“Be sure to make a long story short.”
Yan Bugui emphasized.
It’s not short, I really can’t stick to it.
The smell on Liu Haizhong drilled into his mind one by one, and Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui felt like sitting in a dung pit for a conference.
It stinks.
“Uncle Yi, it’s better for you to start.”
Liu Haizhong looked at Yi Zhonghai and smiled.
If it were to change to normal, this opening opportunity, he would grab it.
But today is different.
He is a victim and does not fit into the opening. Merely.
His opening was simply a biogas pond, and Yi Zhonghai suffered and almost didn’t vomit.
“Okay, I’ll open it.”
Yi Zhonghai quickly stood up, took a deep breath, and looked at everyone with a serious expression.
He said: “Then summoning everyone so late today, the main thing is to talk about the matter of Uncle Two falling into the dung pit.” ”
“Hahaha.”
“Uncle Xian, you also wash it and come out again, this little wind smells very good.”
“It’s a meeting with taste.”
“Hahaha.”
“Uncle Xian, I didn’t expect you to be able to swim, catch up with the Ming Sect.”
Silly Zhu smiled wickedly. When the people first arrived, they had already made a wave of ridicule on the bangs.
Now Uncle Yi just spoke. The crowd laughed again.
“Serious, quiet.”
Yan Bugui smiled and patted the table. The face in the bangs is gloomy and extremely ugly.
Aunt Yi stood beside the deaf old lady, listening to the ridicule of the people around her, and couldn’t wait to find a seam to get into.
“Everyone, be quiet.”
Uncle Yi Zhonghai’s expression was serious, he raised his hand and pressed down, and the laughter was calmed down…
He continued: “The reason why Uncle Two fell into the dung pit was not that he was careless, but that he was scared in. ”
“This person is Xu Damao.”
“Is Xu Damao here?”
Yi Zhonghai said and looked towards the crowd, but did not see Xu Damao’s figure.
“Pillar, go and call Xu Damao.”
Yi Zhonghai looked at the silly pillar and instructed, in this kind of meeting, the silly pillar is Yi Zhonghai’s pawn.
“Gotta go, I’ll go and bring this grandson over.”
Silly Zhu is also very obedient. Immediately go to the backyard.
“Here it is.”
Before the stupid pillar passed, he saw Liu Guangtian, and the two brothers Liu Guangfu escorted Xu Damao over.
“Xiao Wang Ba, you two wait for Lao Tzu.”
“Your father fell into it by himself, what is the matter with Laozi?”
“Let go.”
Xu Damao cursed, his face full of anger.
“Uncle One, Uncle Three, I was wronged.”
“Xu Damao, if there is any wrong, you will know later.”
“Stand up.”
Yi Zhonghai scolded sharply.
When Xu Damao saw this situation, he was also stunned in his heart, and stood on the side honestly. He glanced at Li Yueshan.
It’s like asking for help.
Li Yueshan cast him a reassuring look, in fact, he came here this time just to see the excitement, and did not intend to mix in. Xu Damao saw the look in his eyes, and his heart was determined.
“Xu Damao, did you scare Uncle Two when he was squatting in the pit, which caused Uncle Yi to fall into the dung pit?”
Yi Zhonghai questioned.
“No, this is a frame-up, when I haven’t arrived at the place, Uncle Two has already fallen into it, and the workshop director can testify to me.”
“It’s completely that Uncle Yi can’t stand on his own feet, so he fell into it, he just wants to find someone to carry the pot.”
“I also called everyone over to hold some kind of plenary meeting, purely to eat enough.”
Xu Damao said the last sentence very seriously. Obviously something else.
“Hahaha.”
“After you have eaten enough, how much does Uncle II eat?”
“Xu Damao, have you seen Uncle Yi eat it?”
“Indeed, I see that Uncle Xian’s belly is a lot rounder today.”
“Oh, you guys are disgusting.”
Some people in the courtyard heard the meaning of Xu Damao’s words, and immediately ridiculed again. The laughter continued.
“Xu Damao, shut your stinky mouth for me.”
Uncle Xian’s bangs became angry, and “Teng” stood up and pointed at Xu Damao’s nose and said angrily.
“Uncle Xian, reason is not loud.”
Xu Damao didn’t care at all and replied.
“That’s right, this Uncle II is too domineering, and he doesn’t look reasonable at all.”
Qin Jingru muttered in a low voice.
“Don’t talk.”
Qin Huairu glared at her cousin,
“You are not from the courtyard, what do you say on this occasion?”
“Oh.”
Qin Jingru pouted.
Say that I am not a courtyard person, I will soon become a courtyard person.
Qin Huairu glanced at Xu Damao, came out and said, “Uncle One, Uncle Two, Uncle Three, Xu Damao is also here today, and it just so happens that the whole court meeting is held again.” ”
“Xu Damao injured my mother-in-law and stole my family’s money.”
“And he is still my mother-in-law’s husband, my mother-in-law is now hospitalized and he doesn’t care at all, and today I must give an explanation.”
“Sister, Xu Damao is your mother-in-law’s husband???”
Qin Jingru listened to stupid people.
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