Siheyuan: Xu Damao knows how to steal mines

The policeman nodded and said,"Yes, that makes sense!"

Then, under the leadership of the policeman from the police station, Xu Damao came to the street with them and called the street clerk to go to the courtyard together.

On the way, Xu Damao said:"Comrade policemen and comrades from the streets, let me give you a warning."

"This Jia family is the dominant family in our courtyard house. Relying on the support of their uncle, they are lawless and quite unreasonable."

"Especially Jia Zhang, who looks like a fat pig with a fat head and big ears. She is an unreasonable and unreasonable old witch."

"You have to be careful now.

When the street steward heard this, he frowned and said,"It's not good for you to talk about your neighbor like that.""

Xu Damao said:"I'm just seeking truth from facts. I'm afraid you won't know how to deal with her when you meet her later."

"What this old witch is best at is throwing tantrums and rolling around. She is a slut, she will cry, make trouble, and hang herself. She also likes to engage in feudal superstitions."

"Whenever something bad happened, she would go to the ground and sit there crying, saying that the people in the courtyard bullied her as an orphan and a widowed mother."

"She is still there crying and howling, letting her dead old man watch from the sky, and scolding others for not having a good death. The scolding is very unpleasant. I'm just afraid that you won't be able to bear it by then."

Hearing this, the police and street officials couldn't help but frown.

Xu Damao continued to blow the wind and said:"To be honest with you, think about it, now every household does not have enough to eat."

"But Jia Zhang from the Jia family has a fat head and big ears, like an old sow."

"Their family was also designated as a poor household by the elder in our courtyard. As a result, the other families in the courtyard were all skinny and skinny, but she, a poor household, looked like a pig."

"Just like that, the old man organized us to donate to their family every day."

"In the eyes of this Jia Zhang, she just said, I am poor and I am justified!"

"Their family is poor, and the people in the entire courtyard have to support their family and suck their blood."

"The most important thing is that their family is not poor. When her old man died, the factory gave him a pension of 500 yuan."

"Their family has never touched a penny of this money, and the uncle even said that their family is in difficulty. People who don’t have enough to eat have to donate money to other people’s families. As a result, their families have better food than anyone else."

"Other people's families can't even eat stick noodles, and their family still eats white noodles."

After saying this, Xu Damao smiled, hey, I didn't give those two kilograms of white noodles for free.

With Jia Zhang's lazy and lazy character, I'm afraid that as soon as Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu go to work, she will have to sneak up on me. Two kilograms of white noodles were steamed and eaten.

I just dug a hole for you in advance.

After a while, the comrades from the street and the police comrades arrived at Jia's house and saw her eating white noodles. Haha! As they were talking, everyone had already arrived at the courtyard.

Pushing Jia away At the door of Zhang's house, I saw this old sow holding a white flour steamed bun and eating it deliciously.

Then the policeman handling the case and the comrades on the street looked at each other, then looked at Xu Damao, and thought to themselves:"He That's right"

"In these days, every household does not have enough to eat, but this family can actually eat white flour."

Then they took another look at Jia Zhang's fat head and big ears, and completely believed what Xu Damao said.

The policeman handling the case said:"Who is Jia Bangge?"

"We received a report that he stole someone else's old hen. We have now opened a case for investigation. Please come with me. When Banggeng heard this, he was so frightened that he quickly shrank back:"Grandma, I'm scared!"

When Jia Zhang heard this, she quickly shouted:"Which bastard is slandering my grandson?""

"My grandson didn't steal anything.

Then he looked at Xu Damao and said,"Are you Xu Damao, you bastard?"

Xu Damao didn't like her, and immediately scolded back:"You are an old bastard, your whole family is a bastard.

" Listen, he immediately roared:"Who are you calling a bastard?"

As he said that, he rushed forward and wanted to grab Xu Damao's face, but Xu Damao kicked him away.

Even this old witch doesn’t care that everyone in the courtyard is at work now.

Siheyuan God of War Shazhu, whom she relies on, is not here either, so she dares to rush forward, just looking for a fight.

After Xu Damao kicked her away, he still said:"Comrade policeman, you saw it, she took the initiative to attack me. I call this self-defense."

The policeman took a look and nodded:"Nothing wrong.!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately sat down on the ground and cried loudly, slapping her thighs and wailing:"Everyone, come and take a look! Someone is bullying us orphans and widowed mothers."

The remaining aunts in the courtyard who don't have to go to work, listen Everyone gathered around when they heard the sound

"Everyone, take a look, Xu Damao bullied no one in our family, Xu Damao beat someone!"

At this time, the uncles were not here, but Xu Damao was not afraid of this.

Seeing the aunt opening her mouth to speak for Jia Zhang, Xu Damao immediately took the lead and said,"Look, everyone, Jia Zhang is doing this again. Cry once, make trouble and hang himself"

"Guys, think about it, how many times have you been bullied by this trick of hers over the years?"

"If you help her speak now, when she uses this trick to bully you one day, no one will help you speak."

"Over the years, I have favored the Jia family. Who among us in the courtyard has not been bullied by her?"

"The uncle asks us to donate to the Jia family every day, saying that their family is in difficulty. Look, what do their families eat now? White flour buns!"

"We don’t have enough food for every household now, but their families are still eating white noodles here."

"We are so stupid that we donate money to others! Our whole hospital is taken advantage of!"

The aunts who gathered around looked at it, right? Good guy, there are five or six white-flour steamed buns on the table.

These aunts are all drooling. They can't even eat whole grains these days. As a result, As for the Jia family, they are eating white flour.

The first uncle says every day that the Jia family is in trouble. Is it so difficult?

Xu Damao said again:"Third aunt, look at how hungry your family is. Everyone is so hungry that they are almost skin and bones." Headache"

"Look at Mr. Jia Zhang, who is fat and big-eared. Does he look like he is starving?"

"Is this also making things difficult for the family?"

"Then I also want to have some difficulties at home."