Siheyuan: Xu Damao knows how to steal mines
Chapter 13
Xu Damao snorted coldly and said:"Jia Zhang, don't howl so loudly there."
"Aren't you going to hit your head to death? You hit it!"
"It's the same thing every time. You're dead every now and then. You're bumped to death. I never see you hit me."
"You should show it to everyone. If you don’t have the guts, don’t cry here."
"How many times have we been fooled by this trick of yours over the years?"
"It won't work this time. Don't think that I'm scared when you cry like this."
"If you can, hit me!"
"Come on, come on, don't hit the wood. You can't kill anyone if you hit the wood. I'll get a knife. You hit the knife directly. After saying that ,
Xu Damao turned around and took their kitchen knife over:"The knife is here. If you have the skills, come and hit it on the blade.""
"If you dare to hit me, Xu Damao will pay for your life."
"Hit!"
Xu Damao shouted loudly, which frightened Jia Zhang and made her tremble:"I, I, I won't talk to you goddamn person."
"You bastard who has a mother but no father to teach you! You bastard, you bullied our orphans and widowed mothers, you will die a good death!"
"If you can't marry a wife in your life, your old Xu family will be extinct sooner or later, and you will be as extinct as the first uncle."
The words were so vicious that everyone around them couldn't help but frown, especially the aunt, whose face was even more ugly.
Xu Damao couldn't help but laugh at this time. This Jia Zhang family is really a fucking pig. Teammate!
At this time, he turned around and looked at the angry expression on the aunt's face. He wanted to laugh. He thought to himself:"You see, your family helped her so much, and in the end, people scolded your family." Extremely homeless."
Of course Jia Zhang scolded herself, Xu Damao would never suffer the disadvantage of being dumb, and immediately scolded him:"Whether I was taught by my mother or father, you don't need to care about that."
"But your Jia Dongxu must have a mother and not a father to teach him. At least my father is still alive, and his father has died long ago."
"According to what you say, your Jia Dongxu is a bastard who has no father to teach him."
"Good guy, if he becomes a bastard, hey, Jia Zhang, what kind of immoral things did you do when Lao Jia was alive?"
"You often say that so-and-so in the courtyard killed your man. Now think about it, did you kill your man?
"Ouch, you didn't want to cover up the fact that your son is a bastard, like Pan Jinlian, you didn't deliberately kill your old Jia to death."
In terms of being venomous, can Jia Zhang be compared to herself, a person who has been baptized by the Internet in the 21st century?
It's better than scolding, right? Scolding makes you doubt your life!
People around him were shocked when they heard Xu Damao's words Ah!
They used to think that Mrs. Jia Zhang could curse, but now they saw that she was not in the same order of magnitude as Xu Damao.
However, they were secretly happy after hearing this. Over the years, Mrs. Jia Zhang had cursed many people in this courtyard.
In each of these households, except for the three uncles, who has not been scolded by her?
Now someone finally scolded them back, and they felt very relieved.
And Xu Damao also provided them with a lot of ideas.
"You, Mrs. Jia Zhang, are cursing this and that all day long, saying this is God’s death and that is God’s death. She engages in feudal superstition all day long."
"Yes, according to you, wasn't your old Jia killed by her?"
"Haha, this matter needs to be well publicized to her."
"Good guy, breaking news, Jia Zhang is Pan Jinlian, deliberately trying to kill Lao Jia."
This made these aunts couldn't help but start to think divergently, and many versions of how Jia and Zhang planted grass for Lao Jia when they were young.
Even in some versions, Jia Dongxu's biological father didn't know How many times have they been changed?
The comrade on the street coughed and said:"Xu Damao, you are not allowed to engage in feudal superstition now. Please pay attention to your words."
Xu Damao smiled and said:"Comrade, I am not engaged in feudal superstition. I just followed her usual words."
"In our courtyard, Aunt Hu's man died early, and she often said that it was Aunt Hu who killed her man.
After hearing this from a distance, Aunt Hu shouted loudly:"Yes!" This old witch is the one who often engages in feudal superstition"
"Yes, I saw it too, she often burned incense and worshiped Buddha."
Looking at the angry aunts, the police and street comrades shook their heads speechlessly, thinking to themselves:"How unpopular is this Jia Zhang family? Being attacked in such a group.
The policeman coughed and said,"Aunts, we are here to handle the case.""
"Okay, that’s it for now, Jia Banggan come with us! When Jia Zhang heard this
, she quickly stopped in front of Jia Banggan and said,"Let me see who dares to take my grandson away." The policeman was not afraid of her, and shouted:"If you dare to disrupt the handling of the case, we will take you away together!""
"By the way, you are suspected of inciting minors to commit crimes, so come back with us!"
After hearing this, Ms. Jia Zhang shivered with fright, collapsed on the ground, and was carried away by the police.
She also cried and howled along the way, but it didn't work at all.
She cried, made trouble, and hung herself. Her skills were only useful in the courtyard. Who would criticize her outside the courtyard?
After the matter was resolved, Xu Damao went back to work in the factory while humming a little tune.
Only then did Aunt Ma have the opportunity to go to the steel mill to report the news.
His son and Their mother had been taken away. Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu were stunned when they received the news. Qin Huairu, who had taken Xiaodang out for a walk, returned to the hospital and upon hearing the news, they collapsed. On the ground.
Mrs. Jia Zhang swallowed two kilograms of white noodles for herself and Banggan, and deliberately drove Qin Huairu and Xiaodang out.
So when this happened, Qin Huairu was not at home, and waited until he came back from a walk. She knew about this matter.
So when it happened, no one was around to help her, and she deserved it!
When she heard that Xu Damao had brought people here, Qin Huairu became angry and thought to herself:"Well, you Xu Damao , you told me very well yesterday when I went to the toilet."
"In the blink of an eye, you sold our cute memes, and I’m not done with you.
After saying that, she left Xiaodang in the care of the third aunt, and ran to the steel rolling mill in a hurry. When she arrived at the steel rolling mill, she first looked for the first man and Jia Dongxu, and was told that the eldest aunt had already arrived and took them to the police station. After hearing this, Qin Huairu asked Xu Damao where he was and wanted to trouble him.
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