Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens
Chapter 158 Mjolnir is just a bunch of lickers
(The follow-up to the Marvel chapter is not very good. I suggest you just jump to the next world. You can read the last few chapters for free)
"What are you doing? Boss, please sit down."
"I have been sitting for a long, long, long time. I just need to stand now."
Loki's eyes were deep and he stood up straight with an incomprehensible smile on his face. He also looked at Luke with some nostalgia.
A thunderous start!
Luke pulled up a stool and sat down in despair, sighing, "Okay, I admit that what I did was wrong. I shouldn't have written about the sadomasochistic relationship between you and Thor."
Loki's deep gaze and incomprehensible smile collapsed for a second, "You still wrote this?"
Luke:......
Good guy, did I blow myself up?
Luke: "You don't know? Aren't you the god of stories?"
"Don't use the title God of Stories. Just call me Loki."
"Okay, Lokiba."
"...I've really been sitting here for a long time, and I feel nostalgic hearing bitch quotes like you."
Loki sighed, "First of all, let me state that the God of Stories does not mean omniscience and omnipotence."
He nodded his head, "This is not comprehensive. If I want to know, basically nothing can be hidden from me. But if you want to receive all the information from countless timelines and countless worlds, even I can't. Will be down."
As he said this, a flash of green data appeared in his eyes, and his face became increasingly strange, "What kind of development is this...competing for the throne...the loser will be kicked...getting pregnant...Hela, Fenrir and Jormungar" have to……"
"Can your plot be thought up by carbon-based creatures?"
What a fuss, human xp is all kinds of weird.
Luke rubbed his head in embarrassment, "I want to try the women's market."
As a result, the women's market did not succeed, and a large number of loyalists who supported the LGBT minority group gave him a boost in performance.
"Thor and I are brothers."
"You're adopted."
Luke blurted out and suddenly felt bad, "I mean, you are as close as brothers!"
"The God of Stories won't let such a trivial matter break his defense."
After a moment of silence, Loki mocked and said, "The novels you write are still as bad as ever."
Luke: (▼ヘ▼#)
Good guy, he broke the defense!
"Let's get down to business. Why did you go out of your way to seize your younger self and trap me in a time loop?"
"It wasn't me who wanted to come over, but you caused the bug in the world to give me the chance to come over."
Loki waved his finger lightly, and an infinitely extending line appeared, "This is the normal development of this universe."
He stretched out his index finger and clicked somewhere in the line, and there was a sparkling dot there. "Every world has an event that is destined to happen and cannot be changed. It is the axis of the world line. You can also Call it an origin, a specific event, a designated project, etc., the name is not important, the important thing is that it is destined to happen, must happen.”
Luke nodded clearly. He had watched Marvel's "What If" anime, which had a variety of possible if branch worlds. One of the worlds that was destined to happen was the death of Strange's girlfriend Christine. .
In order to save Christine's life, Strange went back in time and tried various possibilities, but without exception, various deviations occurred and Christine died. In the end, Strange also studied forbidden arts, and the world was destroyed...
It can only be said that he is worthy of being a member of their Supreme Mage, who can destroy the world with a wave of his hand.
"Then what does the axis of this world refer to?"
"In the plot of "Thor I", Thor attacks the Frost Giants and is exiled to Earth by his father. It doesn't matter how he develops after that, but this matter cannot be changed."
Luke couldn't help complaining: "Is it really good for you to say "Thunder God 1" so openly?"
Loki waved his hand to make the lines disappear, "This is to help you clarify your thoughts more easily."
He looked at Luke quietly, "Because of his defeat at your hands, Thor's mentality has stabilized a lot and he has grown a little. If there is no external interference, he will successfully ascend the throne, and the infiltrated Frost Giant will not make him lose his anger." reason."
"Well, this doesn't seem to be a big deal. Strange tried so hard to change his destiny, but didn't various unexpected changes happen?"
Luke rubbed his head. Under normal circumstances, there would have been some surprises to keep Thor in the original plot.
Loki kept his eyes on Luke, "Then what do you think is the reason why the correction of the world line cannot be carried out?"
"It can't be me..."
Luke swallowed, he was so powerful, how could he be trapped in a time loop by Loki now.
"Your current strength is indeed not that exaggerated, but it may not be so in the future."
Loki let out a helpless sigh, "Too high a position will disrupt the correction of events. The reason why Strange can't stop Christine is simply that he is not strong enough."
Even if he became three times stronger in blackening, studied various forbidden arts, summoned beholder and other means to improve, he was still not strong enough, at least not strong enough to prevent the occurrence of established events.
Luke asked tentatively, "That's why you came here to correct it in person? Can't you send someone from the Time Administration to do this?"
"If they were more capable, I wouldn't go there myself... Well, part of the reason is that I want to go back to Asgard to see it, even if it's just the idea of coming."
His body was still on the chair, rejecting the uniqueness of the sacred timeline, carrying all possibilities and countless world lines.
The seriousness on Loki's face melted a little, "I will work hard on the subsequent corrections after I leave, as long as you don't come to Asgard again."
"What does this have to do with my time loop?"
"The main thing is that after you leave, I have no reason to stay here." Loki smiled embarrassedly, "And I want you to help find a partner for Thor."
Luke was a little speechless for a while. The God of Love Stories came here this time just to be a matchmaker to find a partner for his brother.
"Will Thor meet Jane in the future?"
"Jane is too fragile and can't accompany Thor well."
Loki sighed, "He has always been strong, and he has always been determined to go on even if the future is bumpy, but why can't he give him a better future?"
"At least I hope that when Thor experiences countless sorrows in the future, someone can hug him and let him cry for a while."
Luke's eyes were red when he heard it, and he couldn't help rubbing his eyes. Although there were no tears, he was very moved, really!
This is brotherhood.
"Why don't you do it yourself."
"The higher you sit, the heavier the burden on your shoulders. The more detached you are, the more you will be bound." Loki looked deep, and shook his head after a long time, "It's not convenient for me to do it, at least not directly."
"I don't know how to be a matchmaker..."
"I will reward you later."
"...But there is always a first time for everything!"
Luke changed his tone, took out a small notebook, and his eyes were firm, "Don't worry, I'm a man who has seen Wang Po's matchmaking, and I have rich theoretical matching knowledge. Tell me, what kind of woman do you want to find for your brother?"
"First of all, she must live a long life. It's meaningless to live a short life. Secondly, she must be strong. A vase is too fragile. She should be able to give Thor a burden, and she should be beautiful in the end, otherwise Thor might not like her. "
"How about Captain Marvel?"
"That one is too tough, no."
"Scarlet Witch... um, no, I'll keep this one for myself." Luke crossed out Wanda's name,
"How about She-Hulk, this figure should be in line with your requirements, and can give Thor a full sense of security."
"Are you serious?"
Loki held his forehead, "It's best to be from Asgard."
Luke's eyes lit up when he heard it, "I feel that Mjolnir meets your requirements very well, can you make the hammer become a human, so that Thor can hold his wife in his hand."
Think carefully, what's wrong with Mjolnir.
In terms of longevity, Thor's hammer can still be there after he dies, in terms of strength, who dares to say that Thor's hammer is not strong enough, in terms of appearance, the hammer is also first-class and beautiful... At least in the hammer world!
Loki's face was full of black lines, "Yes, that's right, this way he can not only hold his wife in his hand, but also use it to hit people, use it to draw electricity, and use it to suppress the enemy."
"Is it right?" Luke nodded vigorously.
"But it's not a person!"
"Except that it can't be Kun, what's wrong with the hammer." Luke's face was full of contempt, "Do you think Thor is such a superficial man that he only looks for a partner who can be Kun? He must be pursuing spiritual tacit understanding!"
On the table, the runes of Thor's hammer suddenly flashed, as if it had something to say.
"Mjolnir seems to have an opinion himself."
Luke exclaimed, "This is true love."
Loki frowned, walked forward, pointed his finger on the rune of the hammer, and a green magic attached to the hammer.
"Hey! I can talk now, Loki, you are awesome now!"
Hammer made a rough voice, "I didn't expect my licking dog to be able to turn over, so you can lift me up!"
"Hey, you silly wizard over there, you too, do you want to be my licking dog? As long as you lick long enough, I can let you touch my handle."
Luke and Loki were silent.
"Hey, why are you guys silent? I have a lot to say. I've been born for so many years and it's rare for me to express my own opinions. Didn't you just say that Thor and I are a good match? Indeed, I think so too."
"I really like Thor to touch my dick. He always swings me around, cleans my dick from time to time, and kisses me. Except for the bad thing that he takes me with him when he poops, I really like him."
"Oh, do you know my last owner? She was a dark girl. Although she was a girl, she was much stronger than Thor. She was three gears stronger than Thor, but she didn't treat me very well..."
The hammer kept chattering, and Loki nodded at the hammer with a dark face, and stopped the magic when it exclaimed "Wait, I still have a lot to say, don't!"
"I didn't expect Mjolnir to have such a strong personality."
After a long silence, Luke took the initiative to break the silence, smiling awkwardly, "When he spoke, I thought someone's Deadpool was released."
Loki rubbed his brows, "Anyway, think about whether there are any Asgardians who meet my requirements."
Luke pondered for a while, looked at Loki strangely, and after hesitating for a moment, he mustered up the courage to speak.
"Then why don't you change your gender and marry your brother? It can also be regarded as a marriage between the Frost Giants and Asgard."
Loki: 6
He pinched his index finger and middle finger together.
Snap——
Luke finally saw the starting point of time reversal at such a close distance. Green light covered everything, and powerful time magic appeared before his eyes.
…
"Can you help me?"
"No problem!"
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