Since 1983

Daju Hutong, Neighborhood Committee.

There were more than a dozen old men and women crowded in the room, looking excitedly at the camera in front of them, talking a lot. Xu Fei lowered his hands and said:

Quiet, quiet, let me say something first. We invite everyone to be extras in this scene, you all know that, we just watch TV dramas, the ordinary people in it.

I know, they are called extras! an old lady choked.

Uh, that's right. We are filming a fake qigong master to teach everyone. You don't need to perform, you can just sit. Our actors will sit in front and let them do the acting. Do you understand?

Understood, Zhunbao remains motionless.

Hey, now that you've got qigong, don't you want to fight chicken blood?

That happened twenty years ago. How long has it been since you went out?

Beating chicken blood is fake, but Qigong is real!

The old man and the old lady chattered, but Xu Fei didn't dare to say it deeply, they were quite old.

We all know beating chicken blood, how did it come about?

In the 1950s, a guy named Yu Changshi believed that chicken blood had the effect of anti-inflammation and disinfection, so he injected fresh chicken blood into the muscles, which was called chicken blood therapy.

He claimed that he did not have any adverse reactions, but his appetite increased, he slept well, and even his skin became moisturized. He even injected his own daughter. After various publicity, it got out of hand and caused a sensation all over the country.

At that time, there were long queues of patients every day, each with a big rooster waiting for treatment. These chicken friends also exchanged ideas with each other, how to raise them fat and strong is a miracle.

It took more than ten years for this farce to be exposed, and since then there has been a saying, to fight chicken blood.

Xu Fei arranged the group performance, Mo Qi, Han Ying and others came over and sat down in the front row. Liu Wei wore a pair of glasses, the son of a gentle scum.

Tao Bei bought an electronic qigong instrument for her grandfather, which set off an upsurge in the courtyards, and people fumbled for ways to do it. Zucchini stood on piles all day long to lose weight, Bai Fendou practiced Arhat Kungfu, and Fatty Shi learned Bronze Bell Kungfu. It is said that after practicing for a month, he can push people through pillars.

In fact, the most famous one is the information pot, with an aluminum pot on the head, which can receive the atmospheric field of the universe and achieve the induction between heaven and man-but this meeting has not yet appeared.

Dai Honghua is the best, and he directly recruited a master to practice rejuvenation skills!

Get ready, let's go first!

start!

Standing in front, Liu Wei said in a deep and magnetic voice, This rejuvenation skill, as the name suggests, is to let you bid farewell to aging and return to youth.

Don't feel incredible, according to Taoist theory and my research on the nature of the universe, human beings can do it. Because everything in the world is cyclical, so is man and the universe... I call this research result the cycle of heaven and man.

What nonsense are you talking about?

Liu Wei was performing, when a sentence suddenly appeared from the crowd, interrupting the rhythm.

You Xiaogang got annoyed and shouted, Who? Who? What's going on?

An old lady stood up abruptly, Are you a director? You don't even know what the shit is. What are you doing on it? Is that the case?

Ma'am, we're filming. Xu Fei said hastily.

You can't talk nonsense when filming! What is the reincarnation of heaven and man? The reincarnation of heaven and man can't be. My master said that life is destined to die of old age, sickness and death. Qigong is called the unity of heaven and man, and it can prolong your life. Journey to the West is all over!

ah?

Everyone was a little confused, He played a fake master, why are you like this?

We are creating art, exposing falsehoods, and not involving these things. Li Xiaoming also came to explain.

Oh, it's fake! So are you real?

This, this is not.

That won't work. You have to expose the falsehood, but you have to promote the truth. My master is an expert. He just came down from Mount Qingcheng. I invited him here to give you pointers.

Don't don't!

Everyone hurriedly stopped them, but they didn't want to get involved in this matter.

After all, the aunt sat down. Li Xiaoming was aggrieved, so I just wrote a script, who would want to meet the real one.

The crew continued filming.

Liu Wei played a liar, but in the end he was caught by Xu Fei.

Xu Fei is a regular player, the security police in this area, whenever there is any petty theft, babysitter, old gambler, old rascal, old hooligan, he is sure to be the last one to clean up.

People in the rivers and lakes say that there is a flower in the boring gourd pot alley.

Soon the filming of the morning scene was over, and we had a break at noon.

Holding the lunch box in one hand and the pen in the other, Xu Fei wrote and drew in the notebook. Li Jianqun was curious, and came over with a lunch box, What are you doing?

Get a training manual.

Teacher Li took a look and saw a small figure drawn on it, wearing a uniform, standing in T-shaped steps, with his hands in front of his abdomen. There are more than a dozen lines of labels next to it, from hairstyle to head, to neck, to upper and lower body, feet, etc., there are specific requirements.

Turning a page, there is another little man bowing, saying Welcome and Thank you for your patronage.

In the next few pages, this villain is also speaking various greetings and hospitality terms.

Pretty interesting, what did you think of it?

Just thinking about it like that, my (old) brain is pretty smart.

Your Wuhan dialect is quite good...

Teacher Li couldn't help laughing, took another mouthful of rice, and chewed carefully with his lips closed, the mole on his lips pulled and pulled along with the soft cheekbones.

Xu Fei only felt that the pulling was like a hook, so he couldn't help turning his gaze a little, and asked, How did you think about what I told you before?

Broad to.

You agreed?

Um.

That's great! Look at the uniform, what's wrong with it? And we have to design a spring model soon, and I'm running out of ideas.

...

Li Jianqun is even more workaholic than him. He thought for a while and said, The capital city is very windy and sandy. I think girls wear gauze scarves. Why not focus on this. It's not about designing clothes, but designing clothes that can match the gauze scarves.

Wonderful!

Xu Fei slapped his thigh and felt better, Hey, I feel like I've earned my blood! Don't worry, the dividends will never be treated badly. By the way, this is the decoration and signboard of our store.

Eileen Clothing? It's a good name, I like it.

Good taste!

Teacher Xu gave a thumbs up.

Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?

We are the crew, what are you doing!

At this time, there was a sudden noise outside the courtyard, and the two went out to watch for no reason.

I saw the aunt who picked Cier in the morning, leading seven or eight people over, and the one surrounded by them was a man in his thirties, tall and thin, with steady steps.

What do you mean, you can't disturb the situation if you don't like it? You Xiaogang was negotiating.

Who messed up the scene, I invited Master to give you some pointers, don't be so kind as a donkey!

Master?

Everyone was confused, so we just filmed a drama, why did we really run into a ghost?

You Xiaogang frowned, forced a smile and said, What's your last name?

Miangui's surname is Zhang.

The man's voice is quite magnetic, unconsciously convincing.

Oh, Zhang, Master Zhang. There is a plot in our play that exposes deceit, and nothing else is involved. We appreciate your kindness, but we really don't need it.

...

Master Zhang knew it was only from the crew, otherwise how would he like it?

As soon as the two sides communicated, more and more people gathered to watch, and even those outside the alley squeezed in to watch the excitement. His face did not change color, he glanced around slightly, and fixed his eyes on Feng's pants.

After looking at it for a while, he said, Drink less.

Hiss!

Feng's pants trembled, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, it's scary!

You, how do you know I've been drinking recently?

When my master works, he can even watch your heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, and he can tell what's wrong with you at a glance, what a joke!

Several apprentices have the demeanor of the old immortal Xingxiu with boundless mana.

I was studying art with the Taoist master in Qingcheng Mountain. I just came down from the mountain and I was planning to strengthen the lintel. You have a good place. I want to use it to promote my exercises.

...

Everyone murmured, believe this thing, there is no bottom line, and say you don't believe it, it's still a mystery.

Moreover, this man was full of momentum and was in a difficult situation for a while.

Xu Fei was very happy to watch. After he came to the capital, he saw a lot of people practicing in the altar of the earth, and he always wanted to get in touch with them, but he didn't expect to bump into them today.

Dare to ask, do you practice the Southern Sect and the Northern Sect? He stepped out of the crowd.

Nanzong.

Then what gong are you cultivating?

Qiankun Yiqigong.

Oh? Is it this qi?

He scratched the ground a few times with his foot, roughly outlining a word.

Qi!

Master Zhang shuddered, Are you a fellow?

(Happy September!)