Since 1983

This A World Without Thieves is no longer that A World Without Thieves.

The humor of Hong Kong movies is mostly produced by exquisite plots and exaggerated body parts, while the original Fung Comedies mostly rely on lines, especially Ge You's lines.

Tsui Hark was very puzzled when he first got started, why did Ge You have to say this sentence? Why does the audience have to laugh?

Xu Fei explained that it was like Hong Kong audiences seeing Xu Guanwen and Zhou Xingxing...

Old Freak Xu understood, after a period of time, he found a more appropriate sense of proportion.

At the beginning of the film, in a big villa.

good.

good.

day.

day.

The camera starts scanning from the bottom of the feet, first a pair of white slippers wrapping the feet in black stockings.

Slowly moving up, the two slender and well-proportioned calves are brought together and stretched obliquely to the right.

This stretched angle, together with her rounded thighs, tight buttocks under the skirt, and thin and fleshy waist, formed several excellent fulcrums, supporting this graceful body together.

Further up, a white shirt, a Gong Li's face, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, with two buttons on the neckline...

When she was young, Gong Li was ruined in Lao Mouzi's local films, and she never showed her figure seriously.

But at this moment, she was wearing the face of a Chinese female teacher, dressed in the attire of a Japanese female teacher, and her lethality was astonishing.

Wow!

There is another sound of frogs at the bottom. If there is a bullet screen floating by, it must be:

awsl!

Photographer with chicken legs!

I'm a woman, and I'm so excited!

Ming people don't say dark words, I want to lick her feet!

Alas!

The opening chapter introduces the English teacher Gong Li, the wealthy Fu Biao, and his wife Liu Bei.

Fu Biao is a wig, with hair on the left and right, and bald in the middle, but he combed a few locks from the left side, forcing two or eight parts, which looks very funny.

After a few words, the wife went out, and the big money sent the nanny away.

At this time, the camera suddenly changed, showing a close-up of Gong Li, sitting alone in the room, with two beautiful black silk legs... I immediately picked up the interest, and I knew something was going to happen.

In the early films of Feng Pants, there was a problem with blind soundtracks.

The original version of A World Without Thieves performed fairy dances, accompanied by lyrical songs, and interspersed with natural scenery. Don't look at Feng Pants who keeps saying that he serves the people, but he always yearns for the Palace of Literature and Art.

Making comedy films is literary and artistic films that were banned, and they were begging for a living, but they became famous after making them, so they simply went all the way.

Don't do this, don't do this!

You said you wouldn't touch me.

Button, the button is about to fall...Aren't you afraid that your wife will find out?

Fu Biao was like a pig, arching a little bit on the bed.

Gong Li kept hiding back, maintaining the dignified demeanor of a female teacher, but her tone of voice was 30% refusal and 70% enthusiastic, which made the man even more excited.

She's not at home, not at home!

But someone is there.

Who, I sent them all away!

That person is here.

Gong Li blocked him with one hand, and pointed backwards with the other.

Fu Biao, who was out of breath, turned around, screamed suddenly, and fell off the bed in fright. I saw someone more in the living room at some point, sitting on a chair with legs crossed, shooting with a DV.

Don't worry!

Take It Easy!

Wearing a hat and sunglasses, the man came out of the shadows, squatted down, and raised his face.

The temperament is like a black and astringent club, but as a result, he grinned and smiled instantly, just like Prince Duan in East and West, and said cheaply:

President Liu, you are so unreasonable to my girlfriend, you hurt me deeply. You hurt my heart... forget? I just taught you, think about it...

After the male thief appeared on the stage, the fairy dance was successful, and the female thief had an obvious personality change.

The original Liu Ruoying was a bit weird, wiping Fu Biao's sweat, hugging his arm and acting like a baby, he seemed to be an ever-changing and powerful character. But the plot behind it didn't show up, it's a force for food.

Gong Li is very straightforward.

After the male thief appeared, she became less talkative, irritable, and hated doing this kind of thing—at this time she had already found out that she was pregnant.

The two set their sights on a big car, the original BMW E46 325i, now a few years ahead of schedule, so it was sponsored by Mr. Xu and turned into a big car.

Because I owe Mr. Wang Bo and Ms. Wang Li RMB 1 million, after friendly negotiation between the two parties, we agree to use a Mercedes-Benz to repay the debt with property...

Come and press a fingerprint, come, come...

come on!

Seeing that the other party refused to sign, Gong Li raised her hand and said, smack!

There were clear handprints on Fu Biao's face.

Hey, how do you beat people? Be patient with customers. How can you do business for a long time like this? Stop!

...

Gong Li reasoned lazily, walking towards the camera, her two long legs flapping. Take off the glasses first, then grab some place on the forehead with your hand, and tear it back with a brush.

Just like Yi Rong in the martial arts movie, the big waves spread out, and the eyes were fierce and cold.

The female teacher turns into a queen in seconds, and her temperament changes 360 degrees!

Xu Fei admitted that Tsui Hark really knows how to shoot women.

He thought Brigitte Lin was heroic, so he shot Dongfang Bubai; he thought Zhang Manyu was charming and pungent, so he shot gold inlaid jade; he thought Wang Zuxian could be soft and tender, so he shot Bai Suzhen...

Similarly, he felt that Gong Li was super majestic, so he took a picture of a queen.

The two successfully blackmailed them, and drove out of the community in a big car, then backed up, and said to the saluting security guard, What are you doing here? Are you a star?

What we need is not a salute, but a sense of security.

Liang Jiahui patted the car body and said the famous line: You don't ask if you drive a good car? You can come in and out as you like if you drive a good car. Does a good car make you a good person?

Whoa!

The audience is exciting, why are the movies this year so big?

Not long ago, there was A Man With No Name, which is A World Without Thieves again, vaguely returning to the unrestrained era before 1996.

…………

The sense of rivers and lakes is very important.

The original version also has a sense of quackery, but in order to pass the review, a main theme was created: to fulfill the stupid dream of a thief, and downplay the factor of pregnancy and good deeds.

This version is reversed: male and female thieves accumulate virtue for their children, intending to do a good deed, and in the end indirectly fulfill Shagen's dream.

Tsui Hark is the best at photographing the flag of washing hands in the golden basin.

In Invincible in the East, the brothers and sisters of the Huashan School made an appointment to go back to seclusion, and they died one after another. Ren Woxing said: There are grievances and grievances when there are people, there are quarrels when there are grievances, people are jianghu, how do you quit?

Of course, Gu Long said this.

boom!

The night was gloomy, a large Mercedes-Benz was driving on the vast plateau, and suddenly stopped on the side of the road.

Gong Li staggered out of the car, bent over and vomited.

Liang Jiahui wore a hat and wrapped it up thickly, lit a cigarette with one hand, and patted her on the back with the other: Why is the altitude sickness so severe?

vomit!

Gong Li didn't answer, she stood up for a while, looking haggard.

The light is very dim, there are two vague figures, and the red taillights of the car. A road does not know where it comes from or where it goes, as if hanging alone at the end of the world.

In the distance came the night howling of plateau wolves.

She leaned against the car door and exhaled whitely: Do you think this road has an end?

I can arrive tomorrow morning, and I will sell the car first.

Liang Jiahui didn't care, and the smoke and sparks flickered: The scenery here is beautiful, and I heard that there are many temples. It's a pity that you and I don't believe in Buddhism, otherwise I will take a stroll with you.

...

Gong Li turned her head and looked at the man who was with her life and death: Just stop after finishing this vote, I don't want to do it.

...

Liang Jiahui also turned his head and looked at this woman: I just think you are confused, talking nonsense!

boom!

The female thief stretched out her hand and was about to strike, but the male thief had expected to use his arm, but there was a muffled sound.

She wiped herself and got into the car.

The man stood outside, smoked most of his cigarette, and let out a breath of white air.

boom!

When the car started, the two red dots of the taillights seemed to become two dotted lines, and the car went further and further away, disappearing into the vast night.

Until then, the title A World Without Thieves appeared on the screen.

The auditorium was quiet, and the young couple stopped gnawing on each other, and were all brought into the play, with two big characters clearly and clearly:

texture!

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