Sky Dungeon
Chapter 971: Placement ads
"Uh... the mouse is so good, I am optimistic about you, we must return the three of us to our original form!" Jing Tianguchi faintly encouraged.
However, Yang Miaomiao took it seriously. He only heard him yelling "Thunder Cage" and placed the trap magic under his feet without eating mice. In the next second, he did not rush away, but raised it again calmly. I picked up the magic stone staff in his hand, and the staff turned a few times in mid-air to cast blood blessings and sky blessings. The feeling guy really wants to choose three!
You really think of yourself as a superhero, you think you are the black cat sheriff?
I have to say that the strategy and position of not eating mice are worthy of affirmation. Just when the thunder cage was triggered by three monsters, he had slipped out of the bird cage formed by thunder and lightning, and shook the magic stone staff and cast it again. A note: Natural restraint!
It's a pity that this natural **** only **** two monsters, and another monster rushed towards him alive and well.
After all, the attack range of natural restraint is extremely limited, and it cannot be used as a large area control skill.
It's also funny to say, this lively frog has the four characters [Sit on the Well and View the Sky] on its head. This joke everyone laughed at first, but now it's a bit adaptable.
In fact, everyone has seriously thought about a question: Will the system intelligently recognize that the name of Zuijing Guantian is related to frogs?
Is this change a random coincidence or is it inevitable?
I’m afraid it can only be verified the next time I swipe the book. The system can’t make him a frog every time in a single copy, right?
"Black Thunder! Black Sand! Watch me roast the frog legs and eat meow!"
Yang Miaomiao naturally doesn’t understand what giving face is, so he will be roasted in front of Jing Tian, so that Jing Tian has the urge to control the frogs and violently beat them [don’t eat mice]. .
Why don’t you let yourself operate it, you must be more coquettish than smart ai operation! Definitely make aliens miss their hometown!
However, when seeing the damage caused by the black sand ray to his character, Jing Tian had to say indifferently: "It was really burned by you."
That's right, Black Sand Ray actually hit 3,500 high injuries!
Yes, one hundred times the level of fixed damage, any random damage skill randomly reaches the maximum damage value, it is called: God's strike!
This is a blow that makes countless people dream of. Many Internet celebrities often have to work hard for a day or even a week in order to hit God’s blow and complete a video. However, aliens easily become Gods 1
It’s really weird. Yang Miaomiao doesn’t know if it’s a real alien. With any special ability, when he casts random damage skills without eating mice, he can always hit outrageously low and high. Desperate hurt comes.
This is absolutely impossible to interpret everything with fortune, this seems to be a hidden attribute that the guy himself possesses without eating mice.
"God strikes, awesome! I recorded the screen, now I post it to the forum."
"Uh... wait, is there something important that you forgot? Okay, you have to pick three? Also, this copy of the wasteland is kept secret. If you send the video, it does not mean that it is made public. , Tell everyone, are we brushing our books?"
Jingtian’s faint voice was full of a hint of wanting to dissect Yang Miaomiao and study it. Can you not be so headstrong?
No need to go into details, without eating mice, he was thrown to the ground by three monsters, and he died in feigning death.
After , the unlucky one was sitting in Guantian. I don’t know if it was because he didn’t eat a mouse to hit him with a godly blow. The blood line of his incarnation dropped the fastest, and was beaten back to its original shape by the third from the bottom.
Sitting in the well and watching the sky, what he needs to do at this time is to attack the one with the more blood volume of the two monsters as much as possible, and when the blood line percentage is the same, he chooses to go to death.
It's not that he doesn't want to complete 1v2, but the bloodline of these two monsters is too thick. He who has lost the blessing of the sky and the blessing of blood is not enough to kill the two monsters.
So, the safest way is to let the two monsters die together.
However, Jing Tian seems to have overlooked one thing: even if the qi and blood percentages of the two monsters are close to the same, because the two monsters have different attributes and skills, it is impossible for them to attack and damage each other at the same time.
Fortunately, the second to last was the village woman who was beaten back to its original form. The village woman opened the hook and seemed to chase the seaweed monster that Yun Xueyi had transformed. The village woman seemed to be ever-changing, and the weapon in her hand was frequently switched and shot The basic offensive skills of various weapons, coupled with the tricks and defeats that are cast in short intervals, make the style of the entire picture changeable, which makes people envious.
More importantly, the whole process is like a one-sided killing!
The seaweed monster that Yun Xueyi transformed into was not an opponent at all, and the last trace of blood was completely cleared.
"Good job! Go to the next level!"
Zhao Jiaxue can't talk while standing, and doesn't care about the three corpses on the ground.
However, as if to deny her delusion, there was a strange laughter in the cabin.
"Don't pretend to be a fool, it's disgusting. Seed it out, watch me throw you into the pot and stew the soup!"
Zhao Jiaxue is obviously dissatisfied with the guy who laughed~www.wuxiaspot.com~ However, in the next moment, she realized that the laughter did not come from anyone in the chat room.
Because, on the other side of the cabin, something faintly came over at a slow pace!
"Unexpectedly, all of the food I cursed was eaten by you, what a group of stupid foodies! But I am really happy, very happy, as if I met a confidant."
Finally, a giant black scary spider wearing a chef’s costume appeared in front of everyone. The giant spider’s six legs also held a variety of kitchen utensils, **** brand kitchen knives, **** brand pans, **** brand cutting boards, and **** brand. Soup spoon, **** brand rolling pin and **** brand soy sauce bottle.
Why is soy sauce?
The key to the change is why all brands are attached?
You are properly advertising real product brands. What is the lower limit of Tengyi?
Players are not allowed to try the brand name when naming the guild, and the game id cannot have obvious commercial propaganda traces, but Tengyi company can blatantly implant ads!
is really a typical example of only allowing state officials to set fires and not allowing people to light lamps!
But I have to say, this kind of implantation is too natural, right?
I have to admire the idea of kicking Tiannongjing, this guy really uses the game itself!
even put a bunch of famous brand kitchen utensils on the chef boss body, and somehow changed the horrible shape of the scary spider into funny and cute instantaneously. Everyone can only raise a big word "service".
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