[Bring the brains here.]
[The double-flavored pot is bubbling.]
[Sesame oil dish.]
[Sesame sauce dish.]
[Yami dish.]
[Chili pepper.]
[Coriander.]
[Add side dishes.]
"I am a hero motivated by interest."
However, Bai Yu is now facing a life-and-death battle...
That is a fight to the death with the group of uncles and aunts who are trying to grab discounted goods from him!
"50% off pork belly! The last two pieces! Who wants it!"
"Me! Me! Me!"
Bai Yu was quick to grab the ownership of the pork belly with a backflip that an ordinary person could not do.
However, the next second.
He saw a woman in the crowd who looked a little regretful for not grabbing the pork belly.
There was a lot of noise around, and many uncles and aunts were scrambling for discounted goods.
Bai Yu looked at the woman in front of her, and her pupils shrank directly.
Because the woman in front of her was Lin Qiye's aunt whom she had known for a long time.
And at that moment, Bai Yu knew that she had no fate with the pork belly in her hand.
"Auntie, this piece of pork belly is for you. I want to eat fried tomatoes with tomatoes today."
The aunt looked at the pork belly in her hand and the bald man who ran away.
"Thank you, Bai Yu!"
However, before she finished speaking, the shadow of the bald man had disappeared.
Bai Yu traveled to Cangnan City nine years ago, and her identity was a neighbor who had just moved to the vicinity of Lin Qiye's home.
And when he first saw the child with black satin eyes...
He asked: "Brother, are you cosplaying Lin Qiye?"
"You are cosplaying Lin Qiye at such a young age, you have a promising future!"
Lin Qiye: "..."
However, when Bai Yu said: "By the way, I haven't asked you what your name is yet. My name is Bai Yu, please take care of me."
Lin Qiye: "My name is Lin Qiye, please take care of me."
Huh? Qiaodou sack! Black satin eyes? Lin Qiye?
Bai Yu: "Wait, are we in Cangnan City?"
Lin Qiye: "...Yeah? What's wrong?"
Bai Yu's forehead was sweating, and he covered his head with his hands.
Wow!
He is an ordinary person who traveled into a world like Zhan Shen? Can he survive ten chapters?
If that person just now was really Lin Qiye, then it was obviously too early for the plot...
Sure enough, the next day, he heard the news that Lin Qiye was sent to a mental hospital.
Bai Yu: "..."
Good fellow, someone gave you a miracle, and you gave them medicine, right?
Fortunately, Bai Yu's body had just moved to Cangnan City this year, and it would not disappear with the disappearance of the miracle.
Forbidden Ruins!
By the way... as long as the Forbidden Ruins are awakened!
Bai Yu had just had this idea at the time.
[Ding, you are detected as a time traveler]
[A novice gift package is being issued to you]
[Ding, congratulations on obtaining the Saitama physique. ]
[Through training, with a mortal body, let the gods call you daddy. ]
[Please continue to become stronger. When your mental strength reaches: Zhan, Chi, Chuan, Hai, Wuliang, Klein, the gift package will be issued again. ]
Vaguely, Bai Yu seemed to see that part of his bangs fell off.
! ! !
Hair! ! !
I am not yet an adult! ! !
My hair! ! !
With Bai Yu's golden finger in hand, Bai Yu finally ignored the loss of his hair.
Bai Yu told himself that...
It was an illusion.
He was underage, how could he lose his hair?
Then he tried to find an open space, and then punched forward in a very ordinary way.
Xiu~
The autumn wind blew, and there were even crows calling in the sky.
That day, nothing happened.
So Bai Yu remembered Saitama's road to becoming stronger...
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and 10 kilometers of running every day.
From that day on, Bai Yu began his road to becoming stronger.
He found that he would be twice as strong as he was yesterday every day!
On the first day, he was one, on the second day, he was two, and on the third day, he was four!
And so on!
Hey hey hey hey hey!
Ola Ola Ola!
Muda Muda Muda!
Three years later, Bai Yu became stronger and balder.
Now Bai Yu clenched his fist and felt that he could easily knock down a mountain with one punch.
To be honest, I don’t know if those so-called gods can withstand this punch.
Nine years later...
Bai Yu realized that he had nothing to do with Lin Qiye and his group’s cultivation system.
Now he is too strong.
“Bai Yu, the tomatoes over there are on sale, one cent a pound, go grab them.”
“Here I come!”According to the schedule, tomorrow is the day when Lin Qiye will report to Cangnan No. 2 Middle School.
Lin Qiye has spent the past few years in a special school.
I don't know if he still recognizes me.
Thinking of this, Bai Yu grabbed two kilograms of tomatoes and went home.
The next morning.
"Classmate, help me."
"My nephew has poor eyesight and a cold temper. Please take care of him."
"Thank you, thank you."
Outside the gate of Cangnan No. 2 Middle School, Lin Qiye's aunt distributed eggs to every student entering the school gate, and repeatedly told them to take care of Lin Qiye.
"Hello, auntie." Bai Yu naturally stepped forward to greet.
As a neighbor, Lin Qiye's aunt naturally recognized the young bald man in front of her.
Bai Yu, the neighbors said that he was a good child, and he was especially good at running. He would definitely be a sports student when he grew up.
It's a pity that the American life is gone, and there are no Olympic Games, otherwise it would definitely win glory for the country!
"Bai Yu, you have seen my poor nephew before. His eyes are not good. Please help auntie take care of him."
After saying that, Lin Qiye's aunt took out an egg from the basket and handed it to Bai Yu.
Crack.
Bai Yu ate the egg skin in one bite.
Lin Qiye's aunt: "???" ("゚ロ゚)」
"Don't worry, auntie, Lin Qiye, I'll protect you!"
Suddenly, Lin Qiye's aunt felt that her decision was a bit hasty...
After all, the bald man in front of her looked a little mentally abnormal?
"Auntie, I'm going to school first. "
After saying that, Bai Yu strode towards the school.
Cangnan No. 2 Middle School, Grade 2 (Class 2).
Bai Yu was already sitting in a window seat, watching a group of classmates enter the classroom one after another.
"Have you heard? The transfer student is from our class, and I heard he is blind."
"Ah?"
"How can a blind person attend class?"
"I don't know."
"You only know how to seduce the little sisters on Doux, what else do you know?"
"I also know that I am your father."
After a while, all the students arrived, and suddenly the noisy classroom became quiet.
Bai Yu looked up, and sure enough, a young man with black satin eyes stood at the door of the classroom.
The next second, the class was in an uproar.
"Student Lin Qiye, I am Jiang Qian, the monitor of this class, you can find me if you have any questions."
"Come on, I'll help you to your seat first. ”
“My name is Li Yifei. Let’s have dinner together.”
“And me, my name is Liu Yuan.”
Lin Qiye was stunned for a moment. These people…
He was just worried about getting along with them. Why are they so enthusiastic?
Lin Qiye: “You, know me?”
Jiang Qian: “Your aunt has asked us for help a long time ago.”
“By the way, Bai Yu, this is Lin Qiye. Come over and meet him.”
Bai Yu, who was named, suddenly jumped in front of Lin Qiye at a very fast speed. The shiny bald head dazzled everyone so much that they could hardly open their eyes.
Jiang Qian: “So bright!”
Li Yifei: “My eyes!”
Liu Yuan: “Ah!”
Lin Qiye: “So bright!”
Jiang Qian: “Hmm?”
Li Yifei: “Hmm?”
Liu Yuan: “Hmm? "
Everyone looked at Lin Qiye in confusion. They were dazzled by the reflection of Bai Yu's bald head, but how could you, a person with black cloth wrapped around your eyes, be dazzled?
Lin Qiye smiled awkwardly and said.
"Haha, cater to the atmosphere, cater to the atmosphere."
Everyone: "Oh."
Only Bai Yu knew that Lin Qiye was not completely blind. At this time, with his mental power, he could see everything within a ten-meter range around him.
But...
Is his bald head really that bright?
How can it be dazzled even with mental power?
Lin Qiye smiled slightly and said to Bai Yu: "Classmate Bai Yu, long time no see."
Bai Yu was stunned: "Do you still recognize me?"
Lin Qiye: "Of course I recognize you. When you were a child, you talked to me, and I was sent to... the hospital the next day."
Bai Yu: "? ? ? "
"No, why are you hiding? ”
Lin Qiye: “My aunt told me that when she met you in the supermarket the day before yesterday, you gave my aunt a piece of discounted pork belly.”
Bai Yu: “Hey, it’s my duty, we are all buddies.”
Lin Qiye didn’t know for a moment whether Bai Yu was talking about him or his aunt, so he could only smile awkwardly.
At this time, Li Yifei suddenly rushed out from behind Bai Yu, and his two hands were stroking Bai Yu’s bald head like crazy.
Li Yifei: “Wow, you bald head, no matter when you touch, the feel is super good. ”
Bai Yu: "Hehe, you have already found a way to die."ಠ_ಠ
After a while, the teacher started the class.
"In today's history class, let's talk about the modern history of Daxia."
"We know that since the fog appeared, March 9th of each year is called the Day of Survival."
Lin Qiye listened to the teacher attentively, while Bai Yu fell asleep when he heard the teacher say the word "history".
"Student Li Yifei, can you help me wake up student Bai Yu?"
During the class, Bai Yu suddenly felt someone touching his bald head.
"Hehe, stop it. "
Bai Yu, who was a little confused, changed his posture, and the saliva that had just been hanging on his mouth splashed all over himself.
Touch, touch.
This time, Bai Yu felt a smaller hand touching his bald head.
Bai Yu woke up with a start!
In front of him was the serious face of the female teacher.
"Sleep, why don't you continue to sleep?"
Bai Yu: ╯ω╰
"Don't act pitiful with me, go there and stand there!" (◣_◢)
After a while, the sound of peaceful sleeping came from outside the classroom door.
Lin Qiye: "..."
You can sleep here?
During the break, the classroom became noisy again, and Bai Yu woke up as if he had set an alarm clock.
"Open, dinner is ready? ”
The moon was bright and the stars were sparse.
The bell rang for the end of the evening self-study get out of class, and students walked out of the classroom in twos and threes, chatting and laughing into the night.
After a day of torment, their brain cells were almost burned out, and then it was their free time.
Especially during the time when they went home after school, there was no homework, no teachers, and they were surrounded by friends who could brag together, and they could go home to take a shower and sleep.
Great!
Among the scattered crowds, a large group of more than a dozen people attracted the attention of many students.
Are they... going to fight in a group?
Forget it, forget it, less trouble is worse than less trouble.
And this group of people were the classmates who escorted Lin Qiye home.
In the crowd, a boy with black satin wrapped around his eyes looked like a dumpling stuffing and was surrounded tightly by people.
And Bai Yu walked at the end of the team.
Lin Qiye: "Actually, I can walk back by myself, really."
Jiang Qian: "No need to say more, classmate Lin Qiye, we promised your aunt to take good care of you, and we will definitely do it. ”
Li Yifei: “Yeah, Qiye, it’s on the way anyway.”
Bai Yu: “Qiye, you know, I’m really on the way.”
Lin Qiye: “…”
It’s so bright… Why is it so bright at night!
Wang Shao: “Then I’ll turn and go home.”
Li Yifei: “Hey, Wang Shao, you should be careful on the way back.”
Wang Shao: “Ah, you too, let’s go, bye.”
Bai Yu: “Don’t leave yet, brothers, Li Yifei farted!”
“It stinks! I’m going to die of the stink!”
Li Yifei: “No, buddy?”
Wang Shao: “Come on, stop joking, I’m in a hurry to go home and lie down.”
Jiang Qian: “No, wait… It seems that there is really a stinky smell.”
Wang Shao: “No, Li Yifei, what did you eat?”
Li Yifei: “…”
“It’s not me! I didn’t fart! "
"Ugh!"
Bai Yu: "You said it wasn't you! Oh my god, you actually farted and made yourself stink!"
Li Yifei: "Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, uou!"
Bai Yu had already prepared two special nasal plugs and stuffed them into his nose.
Ghost-faced man, come on.
"Ugh!"
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