Slashing God: Forging Zanpakutō for Zhao Kongcheng with one punch

Ah! Stinky!

I can't take it anymore! It's too stinky!

Bai Yu trembled unconsciously when he thought that he might have to face the stinky Ghost Face King tomorrow. He...

He!

He is a man who can even comb the middle part of the earth now. He is not afraid of anything!

But he is really afraid of the stench of the Ghost Face King!

Ugh!

Thinking of this, he really wanted to donate his nose and sense of smell to Zhao Kongcheng.

Eh?

Zhao Kongcheng?

"Qiye, please invite Zhao Kongcheng to come with you tomorrow."

Lin Qiye was stunned when he heard this. He actually wanted Zhao Kongcheng to come to his house for dinner. After all, today's incident was thanks to that uncle.

But who should I tell my aunt about him?

At this time, Bai Yu patted his chest and said, "Just say that uncle is my distant grandson."

Lin Qiye: "???"

No? Brother, are you so addicted?

And you took advantage of me. Yesterday, you asked Zhao Kongcheng to call you daddy. Today, you doubled it and asked Zhao Kongcheng to call you grandpa?

You've really had enough...

"Since you are my brother, should Zhao Kongcheng also call me grandpa?"

Bai Yu and Lin Qiye immediately put their arms around each other and said, "Tsk, five dollars."

Lin Qiye immediately hit Bai Yu and said, "Deal!"

The two of them were very close, but they didn't notice that a girl next to them was secretly taking pictures of them with her mobile phone.

"Ah! Bald top! Beautiful bottom! Sisters, my life... is worth it!"

When it was time to say goodbye, Bai Yu and Lin Qiye said goodbye to each other and went back to their own homes.

Regarding today, Bai Yu had already prepared a statement.

It was just...

"Dad, I secretly used your hidden private money to buy lottery tickets a few days ago."

Choked...

Bai Yu's father's chopsticks stopped in the air while eating rice...

Private money? (o‿∩)

Your father's private money? !

And even if you touched it...

Can you please not say it in front of your mother!

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Wife! Ears! Ears! Made of meat!"

And Bai Yu's mother obviously didn't intend to let him go.

"Private money! I don't think you can afford it!"

"Good girl! Come on! Your daddy still has some private money!"

Bai Yu pointed directly in the direction of the closet and put a shrimp in his mouth.

"1,000 yuan, I bought lottery tickets."

The next moment, two sharp eyes ravaged Bai Yu like Superman's laser eyes.

"1,000 yuan! All my private money!"

"Bai Yu! I think you are itching for money! So much money! You used it to buy lottery tickets?"

Bai Yu didn't care about the eyes of the two elders, because~

The next sentence, he would detonate the whole scene.

"I won 20 million."

Father Bai: "???"

Mother Bai: "???"

Father Bai: "Son? Are you telling the truth?"

"You won 20 million?"

Mother Bai: "You can't lie to me! If you're serious, I'll quit my job tomorrow!"

Bai Yu: "What are you thinking about? Are you daydreaming?"

"Win the lottery?"

"Haha, I don't even dare to think about it, you really dare to think about it!"

Father Bai and Mother Bai opened their eyes blankly.

Father Bai: "So... you want to change the subject? But... you still spent 1,000 yuan to buy a lottery ticket?"

Mother Bai: "So... should I spank you?"

Bai Yu stuffed another piece of beef into his mouth. This time he chewed very slowly, and the hearts of Father Bai and Mother Bai went from beating very fast to beating very slow, and then became beating very fast again.

They hoped that their son really won the prize...

Bai Yu swallowed the piece of beef and said, "Dare to think, just dare to think! Hahahaha, I really won!"

After hearing this, Bai's mother's anger disappeared, and she hugged Bai's father tightly and shook him madly.

"Won! Won! Really won!"

After being excited for a while, Bai's mother asked excitedly.

"Son! Son! Where's the money?!"

Bai Yu spread his hands: "No~ I've spent it all~"

Bai's parents: "..."

Bai Yu: "Haha, I'm kidding!"

"I know you have always wanted to live in a big house, I have already found someone to book and buy a big villa."

"Then there are still five million left, I will give it to you after I redeem the prize."

Bai's father and mother's little hearts were obviously a little bit overwhelmed, and Bai's mother collapsed directly into Bai's father's arms.

"Hubby, help me go inside and rest for a while... I can't stand this rebellious son..."

Father Bai: "Let's go, let's go... I can't stand this rebellious son either... My fucking heart is about to explode."

Bai Yu: "..."

After arranging his own affairs, Bai Yu made an appointment with Lin Qiye to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables the next morning.Obviously, it was very good. They didn't get paid and brought Zhao Kongcheng, the enemy of today, with them.

"No, you guys can eat so much?"

"I still have to support my family. Can you save me some money?"

Zhao Kongcheng's complaint came from behind, but was completely ignored by the two the next second.

"Supporting a family? What does supporting a family have to do with you? Aren't you a single dog?"

Zhao Kongcheng: "You! You guys! I'm not!"

Bai Yu: "By the way, Zhao Kongcheng, don't forget your identity today. Lin Qiye told his aunt yesterday that you are my distant relative."

Zhao Kongcheng didn't care: "I know, I know, it's just a relative. So, what kind of relative are you to me?"

Lin Qiye couldn't help laughing and bent over.

Bai Yu almost couldn't help it. After all, as everyone knows, smiles are contagious.

"Ah! That fish seems very fresh! I'll go buy it back!" After saying that, Bai Yu ran away, and Zhao Kongcheng looked at him strangely.

After a while, Lin Qiye laughed until his tears came out, and then he explained to Zhao Kongcheng: "Bai Yu said you are his distant grandson."

Zhao Kongcheng: "???"

After thousands of words, Zhao Kongcheng only condensed them into two words.

Fuck...

Took a deep breath, can't curse, can't curse.

"Bai Yu! You little bastard! Don't give me a chance! I'll kill you and me!"

After saying that, Zhao Kongcheng chased in the direction of Bai Yu, and Lin Qiye really couldn't laugh anymore.

If...

This kind of life can go on forever.

And he, he will work hard to become stronger, so strong that if one day as Bai Yu said, there are gods invading Daxia, he will also be able to...

kill them!

Looking back, I still have to ask more doctors in the mental hospital... Well, now I have money, I'll buy some books about mental illness, thinking this way, Lin Qiye followed Zhao Kongcheng who was chasing Bai Yu.

The sky was dark, and it was already a sign of rain. Bai Yu, who was hit on the bald head by Zhao Kongcheng, covered his head and begged for mercy.

"Don't hit me! Don't hit me! If you hit me again, your fingers will break!"

Zhao Kongcheng covered his hand... What the hell is this kid's head made of?

Boom!

Thunder sounded.

Bai Yu: "It's only three o'clock, and it's thundering. It looks like it will rain heavily tonight."