Slashing God: Forging Zanpakutō for Zhao Kongcheng with one punch

"No, Baiyu..."

"Why don't we call the police?"

Lin Qiye, who was carried to the destination by Zhao Kongcheng and Baiyu, panicked immediately when he saw the couple hotel in front of him, but the two people held his arms tightly, not giving him any chance to escape.

Baiyu: "Hey, brother, you smell good."

Zhao Kongcheng: "Hey, brother, if you have anything to say, let's go in and talk."

Lin Qiye: "No! You are perverts! I tell you, don't mess around! I tell you! I have hemorrhoids!"

Zhao Kongcheng: "What are you thinking about? I'm just looking for a place to chat."

Baiyu: "Hemorrhoids? Hemorrhoids are good! There is a grainy feeling!"

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Lin Qiye:∑(っ°Д°;)っ

Zhao Kongcheng:(°o°)

Bai Yu: "Why are you looking at me? Tomato readers told me."

Lin Qiye: "..."

Zhao Kongcheng: "..."

After entering the hotel, Zhao Kongcheng and Bai Yu dragged the struggling Lin Qiye to the front desk.

Zhao Kongcheng threw an extremely greasy wink at the front desk attendant with wide eyes and said, "A dynamic and passionate theme king-size bed room, thank you."

Bai Yu: "Yes, that's the one with the bed that moves by itself."

The attendant began to tremble all over, and his brain crashed directly. Zhao Kongcheng called him a few more times before he reacted.

"First... sir, ID... all three of you need your ID."

Ignoring Lin Qiye's resistance, Bai Yu asked Zhao Kongcheng to grab Lin Qiye and directly groped Lin Qiye. After a moment, Lin Qiye's ID appeared in his hand.

His ID was already ready, and so was Zhao Kongcheng's.

Bai Yu handed his and Lin Qiye's ID to Zhao Kongcheng, and Zhao Kongcheng handed it to the waiter.

The waiter took the three people's ID with trembling hands, and at the same time...

"Nosebleed! Sister! Nosebleed!"

The waiter's nose was like a faucet, spraying a second-dimensional nosebleed.

However, the waiter didn't care at all, but quickly completed the formalities as if she didn't have a nosebleed, and smiled at the three people and said.

"Draw... drawer... There is lubricant in the drawer, woo woo... Thank you!"

"Here are your room cards! Room 3966, three people... Hehehehehehe" (●'◡'●).

Zhao Kongcheng held up Lin Qiye, who was terrified, while Bai Yu held up Lin Qiye's struggling butt.

"Help..."

Bai Yu didn't let Lin Qiye succeed, and directly covered his mouth.

Well, don't mention it, the feeling of being able to squeeze out water.

After the three left, the waitress sat on the floor in a duck-like position...

"I really want to see..."

Not to mention the waitress who had fainted.

After the three swiped their cards and entered the room, Bai Yu and Zhao Kongcheng let go of the struggling Lin Qiye. Lin Qiye tidied up his clothes a little and saw that the two did not make any further moves. At the same time... Bai Yu's pussy was still blocking the door.

With a sigh, Lin Qiye sat on the bed directly.

"Okay, I'm convinced by you two. Go ahead and say it. I'll listen to whatever you want to say, but please, let me go this time."

"And Bai Yu, I really remember you. When you return to school, I will definitely settle accounts with you."

Bai Yu: "Lie le le." (｡･皿･｡)

Lin Qiye: "..."

Zhao Kongcheng supported his forehead, these two funny guys, and then Zhao Kongcheng said to them with a serious expression.

"Lin Qiye, male, 17 years old, single, height 175, weight..."

"Bai Yu, male, 17 years old, single, height 180, weight... bald."

? ? ?

Bai Yu: "Wait? Wait? Why do you want to mention bald?"

Zhao Kongcheng: "Lin Qiye, you have met Michael."

"And Bai Yu, although I don't know what power you have... but I'm afraid you are also a god's agent."

Hearing this, Lin Qiye's body trembled slightly, hesitated for a while, and nodded.

Bai Yu said directly: "I am not a god's agent. I have the strength I have now because of my own efforts."

Zhao Kongcheng rolled his eyes and said directly: "Effort? Can you punch the ghost-faced man into a molecular state with one punch?"

Bai Yu: "Yes."⌒(๏ㅅ๏)⌒

Lin Qiye's thoughts were interrupted by Bai Yu's speech for a moment. He ignored Bai Yu's funny talk and asked Zhao Kongcheng directly: "Do the gods in myths really exist in this world?"

Before Zhao Kongcheng spoke, Bai Yu knocked on Lin Qiye's head.

"Are you stupid? Haven't you seen it?"

"Even I have seen it. YouThe time when the eyes were shining with gold, the six-winged angel on the moon. "

Lin Qiye covered his head and recalled the appearance of the god he saw.

"God... actually exists?"

Zhao Kongcheng sighed and continued.

"Yes, God, does exist."

"Before the fog appeared, there had never been any trace of gods in this world."

"But since the fog covering the earth appeared, they have appeared."

"In September 1922, a detection team discovered the Chaos Dragon, Leviathan, in the Maria Sea. Because it was the first god discovered, it was code-named 001."

"In March 1928, the Seraph Michael swung a golden sword from the moon, passed through the universe, and razed a volcano in North America to the ground."

"The Seraph Michael is the third god discovered by humans, so it is code-named 003. "

"And in that volcano... is the god codenamed 004 of Shenxu, the fallen angel, Lucifer."

Listening to Zhao Kongcheng's fantastic words, Lin Qiye even wanted to send Zhao Kongcheng to a mental hospital.

After all, what he said was much more outrageous than what he said back then.

Chaos Dragon? Fallen Angel?

Gulu, Lin Qiye's throat moved, and even his breathing seemed a little hurried.

God?

Devil?

What's wrong with this world?

After a moment of trance, Lin Qiye was about to continue asking questions, but Bai Yu suddenly interrupted.

"Chaos Dragon, the monster corresponding to the original sin of 'jealousy' in Christianity, is regarded as a symbol of the devil, and in the Old Testament, Leviathan is regarded as a monster that fights against the gods and wants to destroy the world. "

"Lucifer, who rebelled against God and was eventually defeated and fell into hell, is the embodiment of evil in most literary works. ”

“Haha, Lao Zhao, you are talking about evil gods~ Seriously, shouldn’t we just eat and drink from now on?”

“Eat more and sleep more.”

“Haha, enjoy life, Lin Qiye~ Maybe the world will be destroyed in a few days!”

After saying that, Bai Yu laughed twice more.

But Bai Yu’s words touched Lin Qiye’s heart deeply.

But…

He still asked.

“What about the righteous gods? Where is God? Where is Odin? And what about the gods of our Daxia? The Monkey King, the Third Prince, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Jade Emperor… Where are they?”

Zhao Kongcheng was silent for a moment, then sighed, and shook his head: “No, we have explored the territory of Daxia countless times, and we have not found a god belonging to Daxia.”

Bai Yu laughed again: “Okay, all bad news, no good news. ”

“I seem to be.”

“By the way, Qiye.”

Lin Qiye: “What’s the matter?”

Bai Yu: “The world is going to be destroyed anyway, how about…”

“Let me try hemorrhoids?”

Zhao Kongcheng: “…”

Lin Qiye: “Get lost!” (｀Θ´)