Sleepless Doctor

"Mr. Wu, you're ready." Director Chen said respectfully.

Mi Liang leaned on his side, listening to the director of the third hospital in this tone, there was an inexplicable rejoicing in his heart.

This is definitely a big cow in the country, and he should be saved!

"Boss, did I tear off the sleeve?"

"Yeah." Wu Mian nodded.

Mi Liang was taken aback.

The person who operated on himself is indeed a big cow, and he has no doubt about that.

The professors at Massachusetts General Hospital, who had just been domineering and stubbornly speaking, were much gentler at this moment, even a little humble. What level and identity is the person who wants to perform surgery on himself, then I need to talk more?

But……

What the **** is Tao Tao!

In an instant, the plots in the various small movies came into existence.

The epidemic intensified. A group of criminals took advantage of this gap to commit crimes, while they were lying on the bed doing colonoscopy with their buttocks naked and sideways; behind them, several wretched men were tearing open a condom...

What the hell!

Mi Liang was instantly energetic, and the fatigue, loss, helplessness, and sadness of these days disappeared.

He sat up all of a sudden, with fear and helplessness exuding in his pupils, he wanted to jump out of bed and try to escape.

"Huh?" Wu Mian frowned slightly, "Director Chen, didn't you talk to the patient before the operation?"

"Uh..." Director Chen pulled Mi Liang, "What are you doing, lie back quickly, and you will have an operation right away. What if the bottle cap punctures the intestines after you are doing such violent activities!"

"You...you...you..." Mi Liang saw the familiar sleeve packaging, he was so frightened that he couldn't even say a word.

"Oh." Wu Mian sighed deeply. After all, it is not his own medical team, and many things have to be done by himself.

This is annoying.

"Mi Liang, right?" Wu Mian asked as gently as possible.

"I... yes, who are you?"

"The doctor who performed the operation on you." Wu Mian said, "put on your pants. I'll draw you a picture and explain how to do the operation. You will be clear after you finish talking."

"Teacher Wu, don't use it." Director Chen glared at Mi Liang.

"Let me talk about it. Otherwise, the patient is in a state of tension and the vagus nerve is excited to cause smooth muscle spasm. There may be serious accidents during the operation." Wu Mian was not anxious, went to the table in the corner, picked up a piece of paper, and used atoms. The pen draws patterns on it.

After saying a few words, Director Chen stared straight at the sketch, nailed it like a nail, and couldn't pull it out.

At a glance, several uninterrupted curves were quickly sketched out of the anatomical structure. The ball pen was like a scalpel, cutting through the void and opening the belly of the teacher. The internal organs were clearly visible.

Moreover, it is in perspective mode, the focus of the field of view is focused on the liver flexure of the colon, and a bottle cap appears there.

Even Teacher Wu drew a lot of realistic teeth, and looked...like a real beer bottle cap.

"Doctor, you paint really well."

"I practiced it when I told the patient about the surgical procedure. I learned everything when I was hospitalized for a year." Wu Mian smiled and said, "Here, there are 21 teeth on the cap of a beer bottle. The intestines are sharper."

"21?" Mi Liang was startled.

"Yeah." Wu Mian nodded, "If you don't elaborate on it, you can go back and find it yourself."

Wu Mian continued to finish the sketch.

Although he didn't use much brushwork, Director Chen still saw clearly the lamina propria, the surrounding capillary network, and even the chylous ducts and small intestinal glands.

Not to mention Director Chen, even Mi Liang, who had never seen it before, immediately knew that this was his intestines and the hateful bottle cap.

What to do, Wu Mian explained clearly, and the steps are not difficult, similar to putting an elephant into a refrigerator in several steps.

A few minutes later, Wu Mian put down the pen and asked, "Do you still understand?"

Mi Liang looked at the sketch blankly, thinking about the situation in which the bottle cap was put in, and then pulled out along the intestines.

He shook his head.

"Don't worry, I will do the operation myself." Wu Mian said lightly, "It's just a minor operation. If it's okay, please take your position."

Posture...

Mi Liang's heart instantly became evil again. The doctor looks very gentle, but how can he be evil? Usually I am not such a person.

Maybe...Mi Liang has countless thoughts in his mind, watching a small movie is harmful.

"Ms. Wu, can you give me this sketch?" a little nurse asked.

"Yes." Wu Mian squinted, smiled slightly, and signed his name easily.

The little nurse, like a treasure, did not hesitate to collect the drawing under Director Chen's sharp gaze, and hide it like a baby.

"Get ready." Wu Mian said.

"Boss, you are good at everything, but you have talked too much with the patient before the operation." Professor Barack nagged.

"You should have done this kind of work." Wu Mian said coldly.

"..."

Professor Barack quickly opened the package, took out the sleeve, swiped it open, and placed it in the palm of his hand.

Wu Mian operated the colonoscope pliers, clamped the edge of the sleeve, and slowly sent it in along the fiber colonoscope.

The light red intestinal wall on the screen moved slightly, and Wu Mian's special movements were not seen in various turning positions. The colonoscope came to the position of the liver flexure of the colon smoothly.

The colonoscopy forceps with the edge of the sleeve pressed against the intestinal wall slightly, pushing out a little gap. Before Director Chen, Barack, and Mi Liang could see clearly, half of the bottle cap in the next frame was in the sleeve.

Another colonoscopy forceps pulled the sleeve on the opposite side and put the bottle cap in. The pair of forceps also made a cross, like a button when carrying a plastic bag, and simply closed the sleeve outlet, and then began to pull it out.

Director Chen has no doubt that even if Teacher Wu wants to tie a bow, he can still do it easily in the narrow and cramped space of the intestinal cavity.

"It's over." Wu Mian smiled and took out the sleeve with the bottle cap, gave Mi Liang a glance at the thing, took off his gloves, and turned to wash his hands.

"Nice!" Professor Barack exclaimed in a low voice.

"You will encounter a similar situation again in the future~www.wuxiaspot.com~Don't open your stomach." Wu Mian said, "After all, you are a member of my medical team. You will make Mayo and Cleveland people laugh when you say it."

"That group of bitters will definitely not be able to do it! None of their imagination limits reach your lowest level, boss, you are medical..."

"To shut up."

"Teacher Wu, your technique..." Director Chen was taken aback for a while, and realized that he didn't know what adjective to use to describe the operation he had just seen.

Easy to use?

Or do you want to solve the cow?

No, Pao Ding Jie Niu is suitable for surgery. There is nothing difficult to operate, the main reason is the idea-unconstrained.

Director Chen escorted Wu Mian out of the endoscopy room while thinking wildly.

"It's a very simple operation, mainly the idea of ​​putting a bottle cap in something is relatively rare." Wu Mian squinted and said with a smile, "With ideas, it will be very simple next time you encounter a similar situation."

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