Sleepless Doctor

"The existing technology has been locked up." Wu Mian said, "This is just a metaphor. The U.S. Emperor has Zenith Star technology, but in fact it has long been on the wrong technology tree, and the road we are walking is not suitable for us on earth. "

"Little Master, what are you talking about, I don't understand." Lin Daoshi didn't expect Wu Mian to say such weird things, he said with a squishy mind.

"Not to mention this, I didn't understand it myself, and I couldn't go to Area 52. I don't know if the U.S. Emperor has an agreement with aliens to get Zenith Star Technology..."

"real or fake?"

"Don't talk about it, foreign academics... That's it. There are many families, and my teacher and I are among them. It's really in the rivers and lakes, and we can't help ourselves. The medicines Amjin had side effects a few days ago caused patients. Complications of rupture of the spleen occurred, and an academic paper made the Amgen Foundation uncomfortable for five years." Wu Mian said with a smile.

"Isn't it a pure matter to engage in academy? Academia, that's all bad habits in China."

"Old Lin, watch less unnutritious things, the point is that what they say is false." Wu Mian said.

"What did I say wrong?" Lin Daoshi said with confidence.

There are countless cases of domestic academic fraud and deception of scientific research funding, and it is not only in the field of scientific research. In the past few years, it was said that it was the revitalization of cartoons. As a result, a terrible *** story was produced. Lin Daoshi looked at it and wanted to scold his mother.

"I'm the auditor of Pubpeer." Wu Mian said.

"What is Pubpeer?"

"It's a website for reporting academic misconduct. It is the conscience of the industry? No, in my opinion, this conscience is going to rotten." Wu Mian smiled.

"Look at what you said, isn't this cursing yourself?" Lin Daoshi laughed.

"This year's Nobel Prize has just been awarded." Wu Mian's topic was very volatile, and Lin Daoshi was a little dizzy. "Dr. Greg Semenza, based on the theory of HIF-1 that cancer cells adapt to hypoxia, won the Nobel Bio And medical awards."

Lin Daoshi was silent, he felt that the little uncle was looking for a theoretical basis for himself.

"He is a pediatrician and we have communicated with each other. On Pubpeer, there are many reports of Dr. Greg Semenza academic fraud..."

"Little Master, that's impossible!" Lin Daoshi immediately interrupted Wu Mian.

"Oh? Why is it impossible?"

"That's the Nobel Prize winner..."

"Do you think the Nobel Prize winner will not cheat?" Wu Mian said with a smile, "I gave him face, and all reports about his academic cheating were suppressed by me."

Lin Daoshi was sweating profusely, what the little uncle said was like a fantasy.

"My teacher, Dr. Anthony, and Dr. Greg Semenza have a good personal relationship. If I publish pediatric-related academic papers as the corresponding author in the future, Dr. Greg Semenza, as the Nobel laureate, won’t come out to help me endorse it? "

"You are a conspiracy theory!" Lin Daoshi retorted.

"Cut. Dr. Greg Semenza does not count academic fraud. The key is that the fraud is too mentally retarded!" Wu Mian sighed, "Do you know how to defraud scientific research funding? Really high-end scientific research does not quote data at all, everyone. All are lonely and lonely. If you really do scientific research, success or failure is all about metaphysics."

"..." Lin Daoshi's thoughts can no longer keep up with Wu Mian's. Is scientific research metaphysics? This sounded particularly awkward.

"There is a saying in academia, PublisherPerish. The translation means either publish a paper or die." Wu Mian said, "People who really engage in scientific research are very lonely."

"Why not publish papers?"

"If you are a capitalist or a leader, you have a gold swallowing beast, and you invest more than one billion yuan a year, but you can't see any splashes, what do you think?"

Lin Daoshi was dumb.

"It's useless to tell you this, it's too complicated, you don't understand." Wu Mian said, "Go back quickly, it's too cold outside."

Lin Daoshi also felt a little cold, he breathed and said, "Little Master, I can't hold my bones anymore, so I will go back and rest first."

"Go, I'll lie down for a while." Wu Mian said, "It should snow in a few days, and it should look better here."

Lin Daoshi turned around to leave, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Where is the little teacher? Why are you being kicked out of the house because of what?"

"Oh, I was pushed out by my mother." Wu Mian said with a sigh, "My mother has to find the team when she gets married."

"Huh? Isn't this what it should be?" Lin Daoshi looked at Wu Mian in surprise.

"More toss." Wu Mian said disdainfully, "A family, simply eat a meal and it's over. The wedding is too noisy."

"You can't think like that, little uncle." Lin Daoshi said, "You think, when you get married, there are more than ten helicopters flying in the sky, and you descend from the sky. It's like a hero stepping on colorful clouds to marry your favorite. woman!"

"Bullshit." Wu Mian laughed angrily. "Why are you looking for so many helicopters."

"Look at the envious eyes of others, this is the realm of life!"

"I'm tired of watching it a long time ago." Wu Mian said, "I got full marks from the first exam in elementary school. At that time, everyone got full marks, and I don't think so."

Lin Daoshi remembered that Xueba scored 100 points because the test paper only had 100 points.

"Later, I found out that I had a bad score every time. The classmates around me looked at me wrong. There was nothing bad about me, just envy and jealousy. So from then on, I used snacks every time I took the test."

"What do you do with snacks?"

"Just take the eighth exam for the whole class." Wu Mian smiled, "Except for skipping grades, every exam is eighth in the class until I graduate from university."

"It has nothing to do with you getting married and having a wedding car." Lin Daoshi said, "You think Xiaoshu, just Laoyashan can get five or six cars."

"Don't tell me, it's a shame that your car doesn't go up to the table."

"..." Lin Daoshi was speechless. Although he knew that Xiao Shishu was qualified to say this, it was too sad.

"Do less meaningless things." Wu Mian said, "I might as well lie here and look at the stars when I have time. Lao Lin, did you say that your dad has ascended, or is he hiding?"

"I go……"

"Anyway, I don't believe that your dad will die." Wu Mian said, "You said your dad suddenly appeared when I got married. Knowing whether it was cold, or a little scared, the teeth collided and made a clattering sound.

"Too lazy to care about you, go back quickly, don't catch a cold." Wu Mian said.

"You got kicked out because of this?"

"How about it?" Wu Mian said, "There must be a generation gap between my parents and my parents. I can't say that I will go together.

Just say that my mother suffered a compression fracture of the thoracic spine in order to store autumn vegetables. Why is this, but I don't listen to anything. Next year, when the autumn vegetables come down in October next year, I will fill up the house! "

Lin Daoshi looked at Wu Mian saying this "viciously", and laughed out loud.

"No way, let's go through it, little uncle." Lin Taoshi smiled, "If you are cold, go into the house, I think it's going to snow on this day."

"It's good snow." Wu Mian said, "The mountains are all white, and they look clean."

"Like a hand washed by the six-step handwashing method?"