Sleepless Doctor

Yang Lei felt a little pain, but not particularly painful.

Two seconds later, he realized what had happened!

In the end what happened! !

MB! I was sprayed all over my face by...the old man! ! Did it accidentally... and then took a bath! !

I've been on guard again before, but I didn't expect to be sprayed all over my face!

A series of long and continuous sounds came out from the anus. Except for the first "gunshot", the sound behind it was like the lingering sound of an empty valley, which lasted for a full 10 seconds.

"Is sesame oil so powerful?" Wu Mian put down the loose furoshiki, glanced at it, and said suspiciously.

Even Wu Mian has never experienced a similar situation.

"..." Wei Dabao looked intently, his heart sinking.

With the chrysanthemum of Sui Wenyuan as the center, it is fan-shaped, with an angle of about 30°, and loose stools are scattered in all directions.

Not only loose stools, but also liquids of unknown color.

Especially Yang Lei, who was standing on the side, was sprayed directly, and half of his body was filled with loose stools, which was terrible.

The expression on Yang Lei's face was stagnant, like a stone sculpture, motionless. Wei Dabao doesn't care about Yang Lei, how many times have you told him about it? I don't have eyes or heart, and I deserve to be sprayed.

What worries Wei Dabao is that the disposal room is full of feces, like a goddess scattered flowers.

How to clean up this so much! Wei Dabao felt like he was going crazy. It's impossible to expect Section Chief Wu to clean up. It's best not to think about it.

I can only clean it up by myself, although...Wei Dabao glanced at Yang Lei again and felt that no matter how miserable he was, he was better than Yang Lei.

That guy hasn't reacted yet, and is in a daze.

The exhaust sound disappeared, and the wet, steamy, thin stool gurgled out, and the bed and the ground of the disposal room merged into a river.

"Wu..."

"It's okay, don't be embarrassed." Wu Mian interrupted Sui Wenyuan's apology, and said lightly, "You used too many laxatives before, especially sesame oil, which is too strong. You can't help it. , Anyway, it's already the case, just go straight."

"I'd better go to the bathroom."

"You go to the bathroom and do it all the way. Besides, how do you wear pants now? Do you go bare-bottomed?" Wu Mian joked.

"..." Sui Wenyuan was in a complicated mood. Although the excitement of defecation was leaping in his heart like an elf, he felt ashamed when he defecates in front of others.

He buried his head deeply in his arms, like an ostrich.

"Doctor Yang, are you okay." Wu Mian looked at Yang Lei.

Yang Lei's feces all over his head and face were uneven, but he didn't miss a single point.

"..." Yang Lei didn't know how to answer, he wanted to cry without tears.

Section Chief Wu repeatedly exhorted, but he didn't expect to have such a great energy!

How can farting be the same as shooting a gun!

"Are you familiar with the operating room?" Wu Mian asked.

Yang Lei nodded blankly.

"I'm watching this side, you go take a bath." Wu Mian said, "Let the family bring a change of clothes."

If he went back to the past, Yang Lei would never be so curious, nor would he argue with Wei Dabao who cleaned the disposal room.

My current situation is extremely miserable, and cleaning the disposal room is nothing!

"Lao Yang, wait a minute, I'll call you and contact the operating room." Wei Dabao also felt that Yang Lei was miserable and said immediately.

Yang Lei stood in the corner with his head full of black lines, and there was a vaguely black cloud above his head, and it was raining violently.

But it seemed that what came down was not rain water, but manure water.

The fishy smell between Yang Lei's mouth and nose...No, there is also a strange smell.

That is the greasy smell of Xiaomo sesame oil!

Mixed in the feces, the smell of the small mill sesame oil became...vomit...

I don’t want to eat sesame oil for a lifetime, I don’t even want to see you! Yang Lei lowered his head, standing in the corner, aggrieved like a child.

A few minutes later, Sui Wenyuan stopped defecation, and Wu Mian instructed him to stand up slowly.

Although the underwear was stained with feces, but with a layer of sterile sheet, Sui Wenyuan's swelling and discomfort disappeared in the back half of his body, his stomach was no longer bulging, and his whole body was comfortable.

"Chief Wu, thank you, thank you."

"It's okay, let's pay the fee." Wu Mian said, "I use too many things. If I don't pay the fee, I'm afraid the head nurse will curse someone tomorrow morning."

"It should be, it should be." Although Sui Wenyuan was stingy, he could not say no when he looked at the disposal room filled with his own excrement.

Besides, compared to finishing work, paying some money is not a matter.

"Dr. Wei, you will deal with it." Wu Mian took off his gloves, threw them into the medical waste bucket, and turned to go out.

Wei Dabao didn't sigh. It would be very unpleasant to let him deal with it. But Yang Lei was full of **** on one side, compared to what he had to complain about.

"Lao Yang, call your lover." Wei Dabao took off the sterile gloves first and said to Yang Lei. Then he saw that Sui Wenyuan was leaving, and immediately shouted, "Xiao Sui, you can sit outside for a while, and I will finish packing and open the order!"

"I know, I know." Sui Wenyuan bends over again and again with a look of guilt.

He dared not look at Yang Lei's tragic situation, bowed deeply to everyone, and immediately slipped out.

Wei Dabao asked for a phone call and briefly explained the situation to Yang Lei's wife, asked her to deliver clothes, and then contacted the operating room to take Yang Lei to take a bath.

Wu Mian went out, took a deep breath, refreshed.

Wu Mian had never encountered this extreme dry stool. Although there was a mess behind him, Wu Mian didn't care. This case, if Wu Mian wants to write a case report, it can be published in the "New England" magazine.

But Wu Mian had already passed this time period, and he didn't need to prove himself.

Even this is something that many Nobel Prize winners can't avoid. In order to publish articles in top academic journals and gain the favor of capital, they will not hesitate to sacrifice their reputations and cheat.

Wu Mian doesn't need ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ to stand up to the wall, and to be strong if he has no desires.

Sitting in the consulting room, Wu Mian recalled the situation just now and drew a sketch in which the length and thickness of the feces were vivid.

Wu Mian also reconsidered the action of using hemostatic forceps to stimulate the inner wall of the intestines, and found a few relatively imperfect operations. If there is another time, I will definitely do better.

An exclamation soon came from the nearby disposal room, and then the sound of the door slamming came.

"Chief Wu, what are you doing in there!" the nurse on duty ran over and asked.

"Laxative." Wu Mian said with a smile, "It's a bit dirty, it's okay, and Dr. Wei will come back to clean up later."

"..." The little nurse wanted to get angry, but facing Wu Mian's smiling face, she felt that she had made a mistake when she spoke a little louder.

"Uh...you won't go back?"

"Doctor Yang is going to wash, I am here to watch the club." Wu Mian smiled.