Sleepless Doctor

"In September 1899, Mechnikov publicly declared in the French newspaper "lematin" that Bulgarians are the longest-lived and that they have a long-lived village, the one often seen on TV these days."

"Ah, I know, that's an advertisement for yogurt." The little nurse said in surprise.

"Well, picking up people's teeth is not creative." Wu Mian smiled. "Mechnikov said that he discovered the secret of Longevity Village because of the existence of yogurt and the existence of probiotics. Crazy hint, wrong, It should be expressly stated.

Mechnikov convinced that with probiotics, human life can be extended to 150 years. "

"..." The little nurse was speechless.

Is this a fool? 150 years old, obviously fake.

"Mechnikov knows that lactic acid bacteria is just a very common microorganism, no matter how you eat it, it will not live long. But he still lies, making money, not shabby." Wu Mian smiled.

"No, that's the Nobel Prize winner." The little nurse said hesitantly.

Although she knew it was impossible, the Nobel Prize halo was so dazzling that she lost her judgment.

In her imagination, every scientist is upright, just like Dr. Anthony, Wu Mian's teacher in the United States.

"The Nobel Prize may have been bought to stand for profit-making business." Wu Mian smiled.

Regarding Wu Mian's "wonderful ideas", the little nurse has been unable to complain.

"Because he had already invested in co-investment with four food companies in Paris to establish a lactic acid bacteria factory to produce lactic acid bacteria tablets before he published the ‘soft text’ advertisement."

"Uh……"

"After that, Mechnikov began touring Europe, and every time the audience was full. Is it immortal, or to live to be 150 years old, the attraction to humans is simply too great." Wu Mian said, "It's still that. In other words, making money is not shabby."

The little nurse could hear the sarcasm in Wu Mian's words.

But lactic acid bacteria has been sold in pharmacies, and she occasionally eats it. But after all, I am young and eat less, so I only think of it when I lose weight.

According to what Mr. Wu said, lactic acid bacteria is actually fake? This is so special! Why are there so many fakes in this world!

"There is no end to earning money." Wu Mian continued, "On June 8, 1904, in Paris, Mechnikov gave a speech entitled "OldAge" in the lecture hall of the French Agricultural Society."

"In this speech, Mechnikov claimed that yogurt is more effective than lactic acid bacteria tablets. Drinking yogurt can make people live to 200 years old and their hair will never turn white. At the end of the speech, he deliberately announced the yogurt To attract investment."

When I lived to be 200 years old, my hair would never turn white... These words attracted the attention of the little nurse like magic.

But after another thought, she wanted to understand that this was all a lie.

It's hard to believe that a Nobel laureate would say this.

This kind of lie, I'm afraid there is no way to deceive the old man and the old lady in the community.

"Since then, the output of yogurt has jumped from 0 to 1,180 gallons. Mechnikov has made a lot of money, but the food is too ugly, and the academic community has always disliked him." Wu Mian laughed.

"Ms. Wu, is it possible that it is true?" The little nurse still believed the Nobel Prize winner's words, she asked in a low voice.

"Why do I suspect that Mechnikov used improper means to get the Explosives Prize, because he told the French "Le Figaro" reporter after the award: My latest research here shows that drinking yogurt can make people easy to live. By the age of 2000, you can even live forever."

2000 years old... immortality...

These vocabulary will not be said, as long as a little sane person knows that it is fake.

"Since then, yogurt has entered a period of rapid growth in sales. It was not until 1916, when Mechnikov died, at the age of 71, that everyone began to doubt the authenticity of this matter."

"There's still this." The little nurse was speechless.

"Later things were more exciting." Wu Mian said with a smile, "The production line that invested money has to produce, so the capital began to find various benefits for yogurt. Weight loss, whitening, immunity enhancement, anti-aging, etc. have no effect. ."

"..." The little nurse felt her three views collapsed.

"At that time, the FDA still had a conscience. This was the result of an FDA investigation." Wu Mian said, "Moreover, the nutritional value of yogurt is also limited. The fat and sugar contained in the high-fat yogurt will increase fat."

"Therefore, the FDA has ordered that since 1962, no advertisements promoting the health benefits of yogurt are allowed in the territory of the United States."

"Look, it's that simple." Wu Mian said, "As for probiotics, there is no clear experiment in the scientific community to prove that it is good for the human body, but the streets are full of advertisements."

"Really?" The little nurse's three views couldn't stick to each other.

"In September 2009, the scientific research institution of the University of California conducted a scientific evaluation of the efficacy of yogurt and advised the public: Do not eat yogurt for health reasons.

A month later, the European Food Safety Authority determined that none of the hundreds of so-called "probiotics" on the market could improve intestinal health or immunity and immediately ordered all dairy companies in Europe to stop claiming this effect. "

"This is too boring, Danone, you know."

"I know, Pulse, Evian is all produced by Danone!" said the little nurse.

"Well, Danone was fined $35 million for false propaganda about probiotics."

"..."

"So, you can't listen and believe, especially advertising." Wu Mian said, "I mean, don't take it seriously."

"Boss, the blood lead test result is back, 4.4μmolL!" Professor Barack said.

"Oh, sure it is chronic lead poisoning, print out a report."

"What do you want the report form for? Shouldn't it be time to give the patient medication?" Although Professor Barack said so, he quickly printed out a report form and handed it to Wu Mian.

Wu Mian glanced at the value and made sure that Professor Barak did not get dazzled by the number because of "mitosis", turned around and went out and took out his mobile phone.

"District Deng~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Teacher Wu, hello." Deng Ming said. His side was a bit noisy, and he could vaguely hear the voice of chatting, probably at the dinner.

"I found a patient with chronic lead poisoning."

"Oh?" Deng Ming didn't respond.

"The diagnosis is very clear, and the specific causes of chronic lead poisoning... When I asked about the medical history, I heard from patients that they often eat takeaway food."

"Teacher Wu, what do you mean..."

"The next thing is not under the supervision of the hospital, I will report to you." Wu Mian smiled and said politely.

"Teacher Wu, don't tell me, I am embarrassed to say that." Deng Ming said quickly, "I will contact the food hygiene department. The patient is in Jianxie Hospital?"

"Um."

"Okay, the fastest time has passed."