Sniper Track
Chapter 96: Straight man + straight man = master
As soon as he hung up the call with Shen Longxiao, and before Chen Xingxi lay in bed for two minutes, Yunxun's bell rang again.
Chen Xingxi said to himself, "Huh? Didn't this Shen Longxiao want to start cultivating? Why did he send me a message not long after hanging up?"
The lock screen was just opened, but an emoji was displayed on the phone screen.
A cute little rabbit was on his hips, with the word "hum" written next to it.
Chen Xingxi: "..."
Ok? ?
This style of painting doesn't look like Shen Longxiao's style, does it?
When did he start using this cute emoji?
Chen Xingxi took a closer look and found that this message was sent by Lin Gechang.
Just when Chen Xingxi was still thinking about how to reply, Lin Gechang sent another message.
"Are you home?"
Chen Xingxi typed honestly: "It's here, it'll be noon."
Hell, why is the heart beating so fast?
It's like the feeling when you are afraid of being discovered by the teacher when you pass the answers to the exam, or when your parents are not at home and you watch TV secretly, for fear of being discovered...
Ding.
Another cute emoticon popped up on the phone screen.
This time, it was a panda, and there was still a "hum" next to it.
Chen Xingxi: "..."
Chen Xingxi was stunned, not knowing what to reply, so he sent back the little panda that Lin Gechang had just sent.
Chen Xingxi said proudly, "I'm really a genius. If I don't know what to say, I just sent back the emoji that Sister Chang'er sent me... Let's see what she has to say..."
Kaisha listened to Chen Xingxi's self-talk, rolled his eyes at him calmly, and said, "Hanpai... Straight men operate."
ding dong~
Sure enough, Lin Gechang replied immediately after receiving Chen Xingxi's "hum".
Taking a closer look, Lin Gechang sent a text message.
Lin Gechang: "Humph! Why didn't you tell me right away when you got home... You are the younger brother, you have to report to the eldest sister, do you know!"
As a straight man, Chen Xingxi didn't know how to reply, and he was afraid that if he didn't reply to the message for too long, Lin Gechang would be anxious. All of a sudden, he blushed and scratched his cheeks.
Looking around subconsciously, Chen Xingxi saw Kaisha hanging upside down on the ceiling in the center of the room.
Chen Xingxi complained, "What are you doing, big brother? Are you in Spider-Man? ... Looking at your skin color, is the cosplay Spider-Man in a Venom suit, or Night Monkey?"
Kaisha jumped off the roof and landed smoothly on the ground. He pouted and said, "Isn't someone chatting with a little girl? I can't peep at the screen, so I'll hang on the roof to avoid suspicion!"
After saying that, Kaisha, who folded his arms around his chest, rolled his eyes again.
Chen Xingxi said, "Come and help me analyze, how should I reply to her..."
Kaisha straightened his back and said arrogantly, "Let me tell you, if you ask me, you are asking the right person!"
When Chen Xingxi went up, he helped him, pinched his shoulders, and supported Kaisha, as if he was helping an old man to cross the road. He helped him onto the bed, and the two sat side by side along the bed.
Two straight men of steel, sitting together, joined forces.
Kaisha glanced at the words sent by Lin Gechang on the screen of the mobile phone, thought for a moment, and said, "At this time, we should 'reverse the customers'! You ask her: why didn't she tell you right away when she got home!"
Chen Xingxi didn't suspect him, he nodded, and just after typing a word, he patted Kaisha on the back and said, "You stupid, I sent her home last night! I don't know if she returned home or not. !?"
Kaisha: "..."
After a brief silence, Kaisha came up with: "Then you can skip this question and come up with a trick of 'Escape the Shell'. Ask him if he slept soundly after he got home last night, and if he woke up with a headache in the morning?"
As Chen Xingxi typed according to Kaisha's instructions, he asked, "Does it really work? ... I heard you say that these are all tactics in the Thirty-Six Stratagems. Besides war, can they also be used during chatting?"
Kaisha said firmly: "It can be used! You believe in me, everything is inseparable from the sect, one method, all methods, trust me, that's right!"
Chen Xingxi clicked the "send button".
Kaisha: "Don't wait for her to reply, you can send another sentence: 'I ordered you not to drink so much alcohol in the future'! Add a few more exclamation marks at the back, it looks domineering!"
"..."
Chen Xingxi said weakly: "Is this really not going to die? ... Now it's all right, I'm afraid that Sister Chang'er will beat me to the head during the school report..."
Kaisha said boldly: "You don't have to worry about this! In our Shadow Clan, the more domineering men are, the more women will like them, and your Earth must be the same. You don't have to worry too much, just be domineering!"
"..."
Chen Xingxi said slowly: "You are not allowed to drink in the future. If I find out again, I will break your legs."
followed by five exclamation marks...
When Kaisha saw this, she showed a gratified smile, as if a teacher saw his students get 100 percent on the exam.
Ding dong.
Lin Gechang sent a picture.
It is a bunny with red cheeks, extremely cute.
A text message was added below: "Did I talk nonsense after being drunk last night...or did something unladylike..."
Chen Xingxi was stunned, his eyes widened, and he slowly asked, "Kaisha... We are here, have we fooled the previous thing?"
Kaisha laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I just said it's ok?! I'm really a genius!"
Kaisha: "You send him another sentence and say, it's the same as her usual."
Chen Xingxi: "Huh? It's the same as her usual? What does she normally look like? Your words are ambiguous..."
So, are you saying that she doesn't behave abnormally when she is drunk, or is she saying that she is not normal as if she is drunk? ?
Kaisha said inexplicably: "You don't understand, this is called 'the art of language'!"
The two straight men of steel sat together and had a "chemical reaction". Between the mishaps, it seemed that the negative and the negative turned out to be positive...
Become a love scene master? ?
Following Kaisha's suggestion, Chen Xingxi sent a text message.
Kaisha, who stared at the screen of the mobile phone with both eyes, said, "You can't do this, you need to find more cute emojis."
Chen Xingxi silently wrote it down in his heart.
Kaisha: "You have to always remember that when chatting with girls, be domineering!"
Chen Xingxi wrote it down silently.
Kaisha: "Women can't be used to it. If you don't obey her, you can scold her! The more you scold her, the better!"
Chen Xingxi was silent in his heart...
Ok? ?
I always feel that something is not right...
"Dududu!!!"
The whistle of the assembly suddenly came from outside the window.
It's just that this kind of military post is usually sent from a distant camp to issue a signal for collective training. Why is this time... so close to the military area?
Sounds like it's coming from downstairs?
Chen Xingxi didn't have time to type, so he hurriedly sent a message to Lin Gechang.
"Sister Chang'er, I have something to do, I won't talk about it for now, bye!"
He spoke very fast, as if he had borrowed this mouth and was in a hurry to pay it back.
Chen Xingxi and Chen Xingye's rooms each have a balcony, and the balconies communicate with each other.
The two brothers looked at each other on the balcony and saw the Jade Golden Cauldron downstairs, and immediately understood in their hearts.
This whistle... was blown for them both!
The devil training that Chen Jianxie mentioned in the daytime started today? ? ! !
And it's still big night! !
Growing up near the barracks since childhood, and with the role of Chen Jian's evil words and deeds, the two brothers have been infected with the style of many soldiers, and everything is vigorous and resolute.
The two quickly put on their training clothes and sneakers and ran downstairs.
On the other side, in the pink room, Lin Gechang was lying on the quilt, lightly dropped the phone on the pink quilt, turned around and gently stroked the white rabbit doll, pouting.
"Hmph, what's the matter in such a hurry? Damn it, I must take care of you tomorrow!"
Lin Gechang clenched a small fist and waved it cutely.
Below the neck of the swan is a beautiful collarbone and fair and tender skin. Below the collarbone lies a beautiful pendant.
The little white dove with an olive branch in its mouth looks so holy, so pure...
The two photo frames on the table form a strange angle.
In the photo, "Chen Xingxi", who is squatting on the ground and holding a lunch box, is about to eat with his mouth open, and his expression is particularly ugly. However, his eyes are still so deep and spirited, staring at the "Lin Ge" on the other photo frame. smooth"--
The little girl who closed her eyes and looked frightened by the strong wind.
…………
Yu Jinding pressed the stopwatch, looked at Chen Xingxi and Chen Xingye who were standing in military postures, and said with a smile: "It's still passable, it took 47 seconds from the whistle sound to standing here, next time, I hope you can be more quick!"
Chen Xingxi smiled: "Brother Yu..."
Yu Jinding said with a stern face~www.readwn.com~: "From now on, you have to call me 'instructor'! And I will also train you in the same way I treat new recruits, do you understand!!"
"clear!"
Yu Jinding: "Very good, I have something to call 'report'... Chen Xingxi, say it."
"..."
Chen Xingxi looked embarrassed: "Report! ... I forgot what I was going to say."
Jade Golden Tripod: "..."
Yu Jinding: "Then I'll talk about it when I think about it!
From this moment on, you are the two soldiers under my command. In the next 40 days, you are like soldiers in the recruit camp, and you must not slack off. All the items in the recruit training period will be condensed in these 40 days until the two of you enter the realm of third-rank sergeants!
Your three meals a day cannot be eaten at home. I have already contacted the canteen of the military camp, and your meals are all settled there.
During these 40 days, you are the soldiers of Huaxia, and there are no shortage of various training programs. You may hear the wake-up whistle at any time at night... In addition, I will also take the two of you to fight a few monsters to practice your skills.
Do you understand? ! "
"clear!"
Yu Jinding took out a form: "Chen Xingxi is out."
Chen Xingxi: "Here!"
"This is the timetable for the two of you, take it back and see for yourself!"
"Yes!"
Flicking his eyes, the corner of Chen Xingxi's mouth twitched...
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