Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 1239 1239. Grassroots services [two-in-one]

As the colorful little tricycle approached the roof of the shed with its swaying snow-white clouds, in the [He Shui Fang Fang] live broadcast room, one could only see a group of security guards standing up from the rocks, and then looking forward expectantly. The roadside surged past.

 Listen again to those sporadic words -

  【Let’s just say, bring the goods carefully, what brand of rice noodles is it】

　　【Yes, the anchor can ask for a brand? 】

　　【You still need to use the anchor to ask? I guess this is a script they collaborated on... But the situation on the other side has been selling for a long time. Who is the millionaire anchor?]

　　【It's not a script, it's just a conflict that's happening before your eyes】

　　【Yes, the drone was bitten by dogs, that one is not cheap】

　　【Stop talking about this, I just want to know what kind of rice noodles are, anchor, please stay closer】

 【Come closer, I’ll give you a reward】

The barrage was lively, and seeing the topic change again, [He Shui Fangfang] felt extremely depressed.

It’s impossible to get too close. It’s not because I’m afraid, but it doesn’t matter what kind of rice noodles it is. I haven’t even approached them to promote it. Why are they taking the initiative to send people great wealth?

impossible.

As the car approached, her eyes lit up when she took a serious look at it, and she quickly shouted to Song Tan and others:

 “Did you see it? The police car is coming!”

Song Tan glanced at her and said in a strange voice:

 “Yes, can’t anyone with long eyes see it?”

“Besides, it only takes ten or twenty minutes to drive from our town to here. I’ve already calculated enough time for someone to deliver food, and you didn’t react until then?”

  She didn’t say the rest of the words, but there were five big words in her eyes——

  【Are you stupid】

At this time, silence is better than sound. [He Shui Fang Fang] Both of them were so angry!

Cha Cha Qiao Qiao stopped the car, and before she even bothered to say hello to the security guards, she was already staring at the two people opposite her with vigilance:

“Sister, are they the ones causing trouble?”

He looked at the rice noodles in his cart and stamped his feet bitterly at this moment:

 “Don’t give it to them to eat.”

"No," Song Tan had already taken out a bowl and said, "It would be great if you give us the four treasures as much as you want. Isn't it a waste to give it to them?"

Then he raised his chin and motioned to the police car that had just stopped: "We usually have two police officers here. Didn't I prepare this for them? It's noon, maybe they haven't eaten yet."

 The two policemen got out of the car. Before they could understand what was going on, they heard such a sentence. If nothing else, they felt happy.

"Ahem." One of them still kept a straight face and said seriously: "Let's deal with the dispute and stop eating - who called the police?"

“I—” [He Shui Fangfang] quickly raised her hand, then ran over with the phone holder, and opened her mouth to speak.

Unexpectedly, a security guard suddenly came in front of me. He held a big bowl and smiled stupidly at the police: "Try a taste. I grind rice noodles at home. I knew you were coming, so I specially prepared two more bowls."

The younger policeman was just about to extend his hand and politely refuse - this was a mission, and it would be inappropriate to turn around and eat the person's meal again.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, a pungent and spicy chili oil mixed with the strong aroma of pork rib soup wafted out, making him open his mouth. He didn't say any questions, but only swallowed a mouthful of saliva first.

The security guard on the side was still holding two large bowls in confusion: "Are you really not going to eat? It will be too big to take down the mountain later."

yes!

The two of them stared straight at the bowl of rice—such a good rice noodle would swell if it was soaked any longer, wouldn’t it? It’s so inappropriate to waste food!

 Furthermore, rules are dead but people are alive. Logically speaking, eating two mouthfuls of rice noodles is not worth anything. They, the grassroots police, handle cases in rural areas and focus on being flexible. The atmosphere is too tense and it does not help.

Various thoughts swirled around in their minds, and the fragrance surged layer by layer, making both of them unable to stand. At this moment, they had no choice but to straighten their faces:

“Okay, thank you in advance, fellow man…”

He looked at Qiao Qiao and then at Song Tan, his face turned slightly red and he felt a little embarrassed: "Thank you in advance."

“But the matter still needs to be dealt with—who called the police?”

"I..." [He Shui Fangfang] even her voice became weak.

　　Can we still treat people fairly when they are already serving bowls?

Thinking of this, he was busy and put his mobile phone aside: "Comrade police, I am live broadcasting. I have no other requirements. I just hope that we can act impartially."

 “Pfft, cough, cough, cough!”

The other party choked out a mouthful of rice noodles, and the first thing he noticed was not [He Shui Fangfang]'s cell phone, but the mouthful of rice noodles he coughed out, with an expression full of regret and reluctance.

With this look, [He Shui Fangfang] wondered if the other party was planning to adopt a three-second rule if they didn't say anything first -

  【If the food falls on the ground, don't worry, don't be afraid, you can still eat it if you pick it up within three seconds. 】

The eyes of the young couple became strange, but they were also proud - with the big killer weapon of live broadcast, they wouldn't resort to violent law enforcement or deliberately show partiality, right?

However, the other party looked away and did not even look at them immediately. Instead, he quickly picked up a chopstick of rice noodles and stuffed it into his mouth, until he swallowed it in one mouthful!

 “His ha…”

The combination of hot rice noodles and fragrant pork ribs soup made the other party let out a long sigh of satisfaction, and then he came back to his senses:

  “Sorry, sorry.”

The apology from the other party is sincere, because I have never eaten rice noodles like this before. This is too, too...

How to describe it?

The two of them couldn't tell. Anyway, they planned to find out when they went back, whether the rice noodles could be sold by the fellow villagers.

　　If you sell it, you will have to carry a sack back.

 But at this moment, I was still at work, and the other party mentioned about live broadcast. Now live broadcast will delay things! They could only smile implicitly:

“I’m in a hurry and haven’t eaten yet. I’m really hungry right now. I want to grab a few bites first... I’m sorry—come on, let’s hear about this first.”

The older policeman spent all his strength and then reluctantly put the bowl of careful food back on the tricycle.

He turned around and punched the colleague next to him with his elbow, and then said businesslikely:

"get ready-"

“You reported it to the police, right? Come on, talk about it carefully...”

　　【河水香峰】I felt so miserable for a while!

Looking at the barrage again, there were obviously so many people watching, but the comments made one by one made her feel chilly.

　　【This policeman eats other people's food while doing business, he will definitely be complained later】

　　【Have you, the person upstairs, never stepped into society? Do you know what grassroots is? Have you ever seen the towns and villages deal with things? 】

　　【As much as you know! Anyway, if you don’t comply, you will definitely be complained...]

　　【No, anchor, you are not living up to expectations! I just want to ask a rice noodle, how do you grind it until now, just to watch others eat it?]

　　【Don't tell me, it looks really delicious! Look at everyone, they just eat without making a sound]

　　【Ah ah ah how delicious is it? I want to try it, link up soon! 】

　　【Laughing, can you buy it by following the link? This is Qiao Qiao’s house! A lemon tree has grown in my heart, why am I not among the people eating?

   【What is it about Qiao Qiao Qiao Qiao? I wandered around on the live broadcast platform for a while and searched for several homophones, but no one was it】      【Hey, I won't tell you! 】

　　【河水香峰】I felt so miserable for a while!

It was obviously not long ago, and no one paid attention to the drone that he had just chewed to pieces. Instead, everyone was staring at the broken rice noodles.

 The wind brought a hint of fresh fragrance, and he swallowed subconsciously, but his expression was still wary. Then he adjusted his phone again, fearing that he would not be able to take pictures of the other party later.

 “Come on, tell me, what’s going on?”

Fangfang opened her mouth, then opened her mouth again, but she didn’t know where she started talking.

The boyfriend next to her touched her elbow, but Fangfang opened her mouth and still didn't know what to say.

After thinking about it for a while, the male anchor finally took a step forward:

"Hello, comrade police, Fangfang and I are the ones who reported the crime. The reason is that we were playing in the mountains and saw the beautiful scenery, so we broadcast live. Who knew they came over and spoke very rudely, and even bit our drone? Broken."

 As he spoke, he held out another box of remains: "Take a look."

Fangfang on the side is indeed his boyfriend and girlfriend for many years. They have a tacit understanding and now they understand each other's intentions without saying a word.

The drone was bitten to pieces and now seems to have no value for repair.

The policeman was also very curious: "Who bit this? The teeth are quite sharp!"

"I know I know!"

Qiaoqiao raised her hand proudly on the side: "Sibao bit him!"

 He stepped aside, and Si Bao walked out obediently, holding his head high, showing his composure and honesty that are harmless to humans and animals.

　　　…”

 The two policemen were silent.

After a while, they asked: "How did you bite it? Where did you put the drone? Did it go up and bite it?"

“No!” The male anchor became excited: “I was broadcasting live from the drone, and that man—” He pointed at Zhu Xinyu:

“He snatched away my remote control, and then when the drone was flying low, the dog rushed over, jumped so high, and chewed the drone into pieces!”

His words were full of accusations, but Si Bao just tilted his head innocently. Everyone thought about the scene again, and the young policeman almost boasted-

Flying and jumping, crushing enemy planes in the air, it sounds so cool!

Qiaoqiao on the side felt proud: "Our four treasures can jump up to more than 4 meters! It's amazing!"

 “Woof!”

The live broadcast room was somehow waiting to join in the fun, but when it heard this, it couldn't help but laugh—

 【Hahahahahahaha, that's really awesome】

  【I don’t know why, but I suddenly don’t feel sorry for this drone anymore】

　　【Oops, I didn’t take a screenshot just now, this dog jumps really high! 】

　　【I'm not telling you, He Shui, you are too good at avoiding important points and taking the easy way out of your speech. People are obviously being nice and angry to stop you】

【that is! Where is the Spring and Autumn style of writing here? 】

　　【What's going on? What's wrong? The policeman came to eat with the other couple. He was obviously familiar with the family. The drone in the river was broken. What's wrong with the use of words? 】

　　【Doesn't anyone think that the young boy opposite speaks strangely? Seems like she’s pretending to be cute]

　　【Don't talk nonsense in front of me. What does it mean to pretend to be cute? 】

【that is! A quarrel is a quarrel, what are you doing with us, Qiao Qiao? 】

 【Our Qiaoqiao got sick when he was a child, and his mental age has never grown up. You can't bully him like this】

 As soon as he said this, the live broadcast room was shocked.

Okay!

 After working on it for a long time, this is the anchor Qiaoqiao with millions of fans, and what’s even worse is that he has a mental defect.

Don't talk about being reasonable and not being reasonable, we feel guilty when facing people like this!

“Ahem!” The policeman glanced at the large bowl of rice noodles placed in the car again and tried to regain his composure:

 “Don’t interrupt, continue.”

He Shui has already said what he should say, but the rest of Spring and Autumn's brushwork cannot be integrated, and he can no longer continue. At this moment, he gets stuck when he opens his mouth.

 Fortunately, Fangfang still had sense and quickly continued:

“We have to pay compensation if the drone breaks down, but if they don’t do it, they still want us to pay compensation for mental loss, lost work time, etc…”

The older policeman listened silently, nodding from time to time to indicate that the other party should continue. [He Shui Fangfang] seemed to be encouraged, and now she spoke endlessly, telling the whole story exactly as it was.

As everyone knows, the wisdom of the policemen working at the grassroots level cannot be said to be very advanced, but they are veterans with many years of experience. They can tell how things are handled at a glance.

Look at these two people talking incessantly, with angry tones and weak confidence. They can't produce any strong evidence when talking - they are talking about drones and talking about compensation.

 The mood is finally in place.

 But what about here? Those who were supposed to eat didn’t even raise their heads, and Xilihulu ate the delicious rice noodles!

Bringing the topic back to the subject, let’s look at the other two young people. One is coaxing the dog happily, and they look different from ordinary people. The other listened casually, not at all worried.

Just by looking at this posture, you can tell who is really reasonable.

The policeman here has finished asking: "I made it clear, don't you have anything to add?"

　　【He Shui Fangfang】 nodded, and then took another look at the number of people watching, and couldn't help but feel a sense of joy in her brows.

 The other party looked at Song Tan: "Who among you can tell me?"

"Needless to say."

Zhu Xinyu had already finished his meal and had just taken the last mouthful of soup. He felt comfortable all over, and he was even more confident when he spoke:

“We have a recorder with us and the whole process. Do you want to see it?”

 Police:? ? !

 No, who is the police?

At this time, even [He Shui Fangfang] was shocked: "How come you have this thing?!"

 What’s so surprising about this?

They had only been training for a short time when Chen Yuan applied to buy a few of these, saying that it would be easier to deal with if the villagers cheated...

Zhu Xinyu glanced at her curiously, and said calmly and indifferently: "We live in the village. If we make a scene here, we can do anything like rolling around and taking off our clothes. It's much better than the two of you."

  【河水香香】：…

What's the meaning? What's the meaning? Does he look down on people? !

Zhu Xinyu then added: "Besides, your drone dared to fly and film on private property without reporting it, and after being blocked, you continued to live broadcast..."

“You are not afraid of breaking the law, so why can’t I legally wear a recorder?”

I'm coming! ! Late but arrived! This is an update for 6.17.

  【Overhead, overhead, overhead! ! Don’t substitute reality, don’t use realistic terms]

 Lately, my productivity has been poor and my work schedule has been disordered. It’s time to sacrifice a sister—show up! Yu Yuzhu!

 "The Ming Dynasty's Swordsmanship"

This doesn’t need any more introduction, right?

  6.18 Supplement, adjustment of work and rest failed, will be updated during the day tomorrow. Tomorrow night there will be more due to tomorrow.