Song Tan Jishi

   Chapter 249 249. Live Pumpkin Vine

  In the countryside, there is no open space in front of or behind the house.

  That is to say, this year, pigs, chickens and ducks are raised, and there are a few big dogs that can be eaten. Otherwise, in previous years, her own vegetable field would not be enough to eat, and Ulan would never have scattered seeds in front of and behind this house.

   This pumpkin grows too much!

   No, even though Seventh Cousin knew it well, he couldn't help being stunned when he saw the green pumpkin vines:

   "It will only take a month for this kind of seed to be planted?"

  How did he know that Song Tan had to set a time to clock in for the supply of vegetable aura in the vegetable field.

  As for the front and back of this house, just look at the group of gray squirrels on the wall that are getting more and more shiny:

   It is completely moisturizing and silent!

   It’s only been a month since it was planted, but the pumpkin vine has grown so long, its whiskers are as tender as translucent, curly curls, and it looks pitiful and shy in the slight morning dew of the ditch in the backyard.

  There is a layer of slightly prickly white fluff on the leaves and vines, which makes a rustling sound when pinched, with a little hardness, which is very hand-feeling.

  Looking at the leaves, there are still tiny yellow flower buds hidden one by one, and the seventh cousin is very happy to see:

   "Come on, Jojo, pull out all these pumpkins, and take them to the yard to clean up later."

   "Let me see, how about fried garlic pumpkin vines and fried pumpkin flowers at noon?"

  Jojo hasn’t eaten this year yet, he can’t remember clearly in previous years, so he just nods his head now.

  Then looked left and right, selected the phone on the bushes on the side slope, and adjusted the angle.

  He leaned over to look at the camera, and there were dense lines of words floating on the bullet screen, and the number of people gradually increased.

  In the past, he couldn’t understand the barrage, but now he can read more and more characters, and his sense of logic is getting stronger and stronger. It stands to reason that he can understand it.

   But Song Tan knew that as much happiness as there is on the Internet, there would be as much harm as possible, so he told him early in the morning: Don't watch the barrage.

  Jojo is a good boy, no matter how intense the barrage scrolling is, if you don’t watch it, don’t watch it!

   Now seeing that the camera can capture it, I retreated steadily, and then followed the cover of green leaves and vines, found the root of the pumpkin vine, and pulled it up—

  The roots and soil were dispersed smoothly. He lifted the pumpkin vine and shook it a little, then groped for the next one.

   As everyone knows, the barrage has already begun to swallow—

  【Let’s just say, can you still buy pumpkin vines in the vegetable market now? 】

  【I am different, I decided to order a pumpkin vine takeaway at noon】

  【Good guy, today's anchor's honey class is over, have you started to be a gourmet up host? 】

  【Up link Up link! 】

  【Weak question, are fried pumpkin flowers delicious? Fried? Will it be very hot? 】

  【Very high, if you eat a plate, you won’t be hungry for at least 2-3 hours. It is recommended not to eat. 】

  【Here I suggest you buy an air fryer. You only need to fry the air every meal to sustain your life. 】

  【You all stop fighting! Am I the only one who notices that these pumpkin vines look extra delicious? 】

【that is. This color is too drooling, did the anchor adjust the filter? 】

  【What filter! Isn't this mobile phone the **** that costs one or two thousand yuan? The model number is displayed below the anchor dynamics. 】

   This pumpkin was really thrown by Ulan at random when she was sowing seeds. She didn't care whether she sowed more or less, and it was even more irregular.

  Jojo pulled them up one by one, and soon piled up a thin bundle beside him.

   Seventh Cousin cut off the roots and took a look, and found that the pumpkin vine was at the right time!

  I thought about frying and eating the tender tips in front, but now it seems that most of them are edible. Those really old stem leaves down there—

  Feed the pigs, what else can be wasted?

  The backyard ditch surrounds the whole house, opening a wide and large ditch.

   And the pumpkin vines in this ditch seem to sprout and grow long. Qiao Qiao pulled ten or twenty of them without saying a word, and he didn't even notice that Seventh Cousin was taking pictures behind him with his mobile phone.

  There is deep resentment on the barrage:

  【I watched it all morning, and I counted how many pumpkin vines there are, and the anchor didn’t say a word. 】

【that is. Why is the fan in the morning not important? 】

  【Am I the only one who noticed an old man today? Is it the anchor's grandfather? 】

  There are many members on the barrage, and the fonts sent out are even more varied and colorful. Seventh Cousin is a bit presbyopic. He squinted his eyes and glanced at it. Before he could read a word, he crossed the other side...

  He didn't look at it at all-this thing, it looks far worse than vibrato.

  Qiao Qiao stopped, turned her head and asked, "Seventh Cousin, are you talking about all this?"

   "Got it." Seventh Cousin nodded: "Didn't you hear what your sister said? The house is going to be demolished, so hurry up and clean them up. When you go back, blanch the water and freeze it, and you can take it at any time when you eat."

  If you want to say that, Qiao Qiao immediately decided to work hard.

  But he suddenly turned back and saw the mobile phone in the hand of Seventh Cousin:

   "Ah, I forgot I was streaming."

  He finally said the first line of the day:

   "Good morning, children, today Mr. Qiao Qiao is here to teach you how to pull pumpkin vines."

  The barrage immediately exploded a few fireworks!

  【Has the anchor finally realized that you still have fans? 】

  【I don’t know why, but I still feel a little moved in my heart. 】

  【Although... you don’t need to teach pulling pumpkin vines, right? You can do it with your hands. 】

   Seventh Cousin also asked: "What are you broadcasting live on the Internet every day? Do you still need to teach me to pull pumpkin vines?"

   "Yes." Qiao Qiao looked serious:

   "The kids on the Internet are a bit stupid, and what Qiao Qiao learns has to be handed over to them repeatedly."

  He sighed again after finishing speaking: "I have teacher Xin Jun to assign homework and check homework for me, but they don't. It's so pitiful."

   This time, there was even a short gap in the barrage.

  —yeah, why don't they?

   Oh, no.

   Someone let out a hoarse cry—

  【But we have DDL! 】

  【There is also a KPI here! 】

  【Who said I don't have homework, my daughter's school has to teach pictorials, and my mother is tearing up processing it. 】

  【The father of the construction site boy in a primary school with a degree of education is required by the school, and is working hard to learn how to make PPT and hand in homework for the child. 】

  Good guy, the world is sad, it's all barrage!

   Even the pumpkin vine looks like a fairy job!

   Everyone sighed and hugged themselves distressedly.

   But at this moment!

  Only at the corner of the backyard, a girl suddenly screamed—

"ah!!"

  It was so loud that the phone recorded it. At this moment, the barrage froze for a moment, and soon became more intense—

【what happened? Why do I seem to hear a girl calling. 】

  【It’s so scary. What happened? 】

  【The anchor, go and have a look! ! 】

【Hurry up! Early in the morning, in the countryside again...]

  【I have a bad feeling. 】

Good night.

   DDL, a buzzword on the Internet, the English abbreviation of deadline, refers to "dead line" or "deadline", generally refers to the deadline for a certain task.

   KPI: English is KeyPerformanceIndicator, Chinese is: Key Performance Indicators.

  (end of this chapter)