Song Tan Jishi

  Chapter 258 258. What is uncle doing

  Under the peach blossom tree, there are colorful fallen petals.

  Julie stood under the tree helplessly with a pale face. Two petals of peach blossoms fluttered down on the top of her hair with the wind, unexpectedly showing some embarrassment for no reason.

  The stubborn reflector still shines light on her face, but there is no softening and filter at the moment, and only her ferocious and paler face can be seen in the live broadcast room.

  Wu Lei sat down on the ground, with Ye Zi's unique touch under his hands, and in front of him were two big dogs with black hair and fierce eyes, lowering their bodies.

  They not only stared at him, but also bared their teeth! There was also a threatening whine from his throat!

   "Go away, go away..."

  He wanted to crawl back, but his hands and feet were stiff and unable to move.

   Wanted to yell at the two big dogs in front of him, but he didn't have the guts, and he was afraid of angering them, so the words he spoke were soft and without a trace of courage.

  The fans in the studio were also a little nervous—

【what to do? What to do, if this dog bites, it will be terrible. 】

  【The host's relatives are too vicious, why didn't Taolin have a dog? 】

【that is! This is fatal, can you call the police? 】

  【It’s a barren mountain, I don’t know when the police will come, so hurry up and call your relatives. 】

  【Hey, I figured it out, you guys are talking nonsense here】

  【The dog didn’t just come here. He sat behind and watched for a long time. It was obvious that you tossed them around in the field before moving. 】

  【The watermelon vine is still lying on the ground just now? Why are they all stacked together now? It must be you who moved their watermelon dog]

  But at this moment, neither Zhu Li nor Wu Lei was in the mood to watch the live broadcast, and instead they were in a stalemate with the two dogs, daring not to move.

   They didn't move, and Dabao and Erbao didn't mean to move either.

joke. If these saboteurs move, what will they eat if they damage the watermelon vines?

  The master said that they must have a share in the fruit of the watermelon, and they must protect it no matter what.

   At the foot of the mountain, Xin Jun was staring at the live broadcast room, and he had already told Song Tan the first time.

  Song Tan frowned: "I'm just being defensive, are they really tossing peach trees?"

  With Dabao and Erbao's obedient energy, it's not a big deal to break a few peach blossoms.

  She wasn't stingy enough for that.

   But since Dabao and Erbao are said to be angry at this moment, she has to go up the mountain to have a look.

  No one followed, her movement up the mountain was unexpectedly dexterous and fast, and it didn't take long for her to arrive at Taoyuan.

   "Big Treasure and Two Treasures!"

  She walked into the fence gate, and found that Dabao and Erbao were still staring at the house. Although they didn't move, they seemed to scare the cousin enough.

Should!

  Song Tan thought to himself: How grown up, if you say take your girlfriend home, you will take it home;

   Arranged in advance? Have you thought about the emotions and feelings of your family members?

   Those who care about their heads and disregard their backs when doing things deserve to be taught a lesson!

  Da Bao and Er Bao heard the master's call, turned their heads suddenly at this moment, then cheerfully and dexterously avoided the watermelon vines all over the ground, and came to Song Tan.

  The big head groaned and rubbed against her arms. He was pitiful, innocent and well-behaved. No one could help but go forward and rub it twice.

  【Fuck! 】

  The angle of the camera in the live broadcast room has not changed. Now seeing the legendary relatives coming, I couldn't help being stunned.

  【Beautiful sister, stick it! 】

  【Is the relative's house still short of dogs? You don't need to eat meat, as long as you can drill into your sister's arms. 】

  【My dear boy, this beauty! 】

  【Good guy! Is that Jojo's sister? They really didn't treat us as their own at all! 】

  【That is to say, why did Sister Fairy hide for so long! 】

  【Sister Qiaoqiao, you bring the goods! I will definitely buy it! 】

  【Who are you talking about? who is jojo 】

  【Guide [Pastoral Notes] Live Room】

   There are relatives here, Song Tan only symbolically stroked the dog's head twice, then let go, then walked towards the forest with a frown

   "Brother Wu Lei, why did you fall to the ground? Did you get caught by the watermelon vines? No, my watermelon vines were originally growing well on the ground. Who is so immoral and coiled them together?"

  While she was talking, she put those vines back in place lovingly. Skilled in movement, one can tell that he is a good farmer.

  Julie's face was blue and white, her lips were squirming, but she didn't say a word.

  Wu Lei was surprised and angry:

   "Song Tan, why didn't you tell me that there is a dog on your mountain? It suddenly rushed out and wanted to bite me, it scared me to death."

   "And raising such a vicious dog, if there is rabies or something, my whole life will be over."

  Song Tan: …

  What has her uncle been doing for decades? How did you develop your son into such a virtue?

  She hurriedly pretended to be relieved:

"Yeah, Brother Wu Lei, I was also shocked! My dog ​​is a famous dog, not only has a dog certificate, but also a pedigree certificate. If you hurt them, we are all relatives, how dare I ask for compensation Woolen cloth?"

  Wu Lei was so angry that he got up from the ground and patted the ashes on his trousers in embarrassment, avoiding the staring eyes of the two dogs cowardly:

   "I lost money? Don't you think about it, what if they bit me?!"

   "Impossible," Song Tan waved his hand:

   "Brother Wu Lei, didn't you just come to take pictures? My dog ​​is so good. If you just take pictures, they will never hurt people."

  The barrage is also a bit confusing:

  【Yeah, by the way, why did he suddenly stretch his legs towards that tree just now? 】

  【Yes, I remembered it too, as if I was about to kick towards the tree while running. 】

  【Gua Wazi! The tree looked like a few years old seedling at most. Such a hard kick, if you are lucky, nothing will happen, but if you are not lucky, the tree will be half dead this year. 】

   There are still many discerning people in the live broadcast room.

   What's more, Jojo's fans are here to find fault and criticize, and they pay close attention to every detail.

  They have long been captured by the king, and now they see the companions of the king, although they are not as big as the king, they must be obedient and cute——

  Look at the way they acted like a baby beside their master just now, they are no different from the king!

   This wave must be caused by this relative trying to play tricks.

  With a few words, everyone restored Wu Lei's intention just now.

   Wu Lei was also speechless.

   To be honest, he is not a villainous person, if you ask him to open his mouth to tell a lie, he doesn't have the quick wit for a while.

   At this moment, he was humming, and somehow he seemed much weaker.

   It’s just unavoidable to be wronged:

"Tan Tan, I was thinking of asking Lili to pat our Taolin, and she will help you promote the peaches when we sell peaches later. There is also the matter of Taolin Internet celebrities checking in, and now there are two vicious big dogs , who wants to come? Why do you raise so many dogs? Isn’t it okay to smash your own brand?”

  He was really wronged, and he really felt that he had good intentions.

   I am sitting in front of the computer desk tonight. I have a mobile phone and a tablet computer, and I have a very correct attitude! However, the number of words that came out... don't mention it!

besides! [am writing now…]

  (end of this chapter)