Song Tan Jishi

  Chapter 370 370. The friendship between dogs and geese

  In the hall.

  Zhang Yanping's ears are more prickly than the Teletubbies, and he can't help feeling embarrassed at this moment:

   "If I had known it earlier, I wouldn't have let Sun Shouping go away. If his three big dogs were taken out, this old lady, Bao Zhun, would be scared to death. This is too shameless!"

   It's not that they don't respect the old and love the young, it's just that some people can't respect at all.

  Xin Jun shook his head.

His family is doing business, and he has contacted a lot of top-notch clients, so he seems to be quite experienced at the moment: "It's useless. Isn't the king watching from the mountain? You see, this old lady makes a move when she wants to make a move, and she doesn't see where she is afraid." .”

   "Besides, if Boss Sun really took the dog out, it would be different from the dog watching the mountains. The old lady lay down on the ground and said that the dog scared her... Even if she didn't lose money in the end, she would still be covered in blood."

   "It should be said, fortunately he left. After all, he even took someone else's dog with him."

   This is true.

  Zhang Yanping then looked at Song Youde and Song Sancheng who were sitting there sullenly:

   "Uncle, was this old lady like this when she was young?"

  Song Sancheng thought for a while: "Almost. When she was young, everyone said she was a powerful daughter-in-law. She never suffered a disadvantage in the village, and she was very aggressive."

   It's just that she was born as a child bride after all. The women in the village look at her pitifully, and the men don't care about it. Sometimes the family is robbed and the vegetables and fruits are ripped off. It's nothing, and everyone doesn't care.

  But who would have thought that now that there are fewer people farming, her behavior will intensify!

   Just say how much can an old lady eat every day? If you really want to pick it, the neighbors muttered, can you still guard the garden on purpose?

   But she doesn't!

  The old lady pinches someone's vegetables today, and wanders around the village at night saying that people are lazy and the vegetables are not grown well-who can bear this?

  Now people in the village hate dogs.

  At night, when everyone gathered in the small square to dance square dance, as long as she came, no one would take care of her at all.

  Song Sancheng was still a little curious: "It's not the first time our family sells food, and we have invited people in the village several times. I think it's strange that she came here just now..."

   As everyone knows, thanks to the reputation of the king who ate tigers!

   Outside, after Song Tan said such harsh words, he thought the old lady would calm down for a while.

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Zhou just nodded so cheekily: "Yes. He just pulled my clothes and pushed me into a pigsty. Look at me struggling, and my clothes are all torn! Let me tell you If I don’t make an apology today and pay for my clothes, I’ll tell the story to everyone in the brigade later on!”

   Pull it down! Don't you pass it on as usual when people calm down?

  Ulan Qi's face turned pale.

   Everyone knows that Mrs. Zhou is famous, but no one will believe this word. But they, Qiao Qiao, have such a good child, why should they stick to such a bad thing!

  The other party is still a strange thing that I personally hate dogs!

   Mrs. Zhou was so triumphant that Ulan's eyes were full of fire. At this moment, she looked left and right, and reached out to hold the rake beside her, and then rushed out—

   "If you dare to falsely accuse my son, I will tear your old face off first!!"

  My good fellow, this surprised Song Tan. When this nail was raked, what was torn was not a face, it was clearly a skull!

  She hurriedly stopped her, and without further ado, she pushed them to the side of the main room with a grandma in one hand and a mother in the other: "Go in, don't be angry! Look at me!"

   Granny Zhou was also taken aback.

   It doesn't matter to her, the most important thing is her own life! After all, any enjoyment has to have a life.

   But seeing Song Tan's taboo look, he laughed with confidence:

   "Come on! You hit here! I'm afraid of you!"

   "If you can't beat me to death, I'll sue the court!"

  Song Tan: ...you know the court! It seems that you have a lot of experience! Soft and hard are not afraid, right?

  She understands that she is shameless with some people, as long as she can take advantage of it, it doesn't matter.

   She dare not hit someone, the old lady these days can't afford it. Swearing at others is as loud as a copper pea, so you are not afraid of scolding.

  As for calling the police and calling the village leader... If it is useful, is Mrs. Zhou so arrogant?

  So she didn't say much. She heard the door of the main room rang and closed it again. Knowing that Ulan had entered the room, she whistled and shouted:

   "The king is white!"

  There is still some distance from the old house. Although Song Tan's voice is bright, Ulan still can't help sulking: "It's no wonder I can hear you shouting..."

  However, as soon as the words fell, there was another loud dog barking from afar—

   "Woof! Woof!"

   Everyone was surprised and pulled the door panel to look out. Qiao Qiao was so anxious that he went into the bedroom and opened the window facing the yard!

   Several people squeezed each other, and changed to another place to watch.

   Your Majesty's cry is really fierce!

   Faced with such a big dog, Mrs. Zhou was not without fear.

   It's just that she had a second thought - Qiao Qiao didn't dare to let a dog bite her on the mountain, so why didn't she just bite her clothes?

  She let go of the hand that was holding the skirt at this moment: "Come on! Bite me!"

  The snow-white loose flesh exposed in the clothes caused Song Tan to sigh silently. But fortunately, the line didn't completely collapse, but it was barely visible.

  A weird smile formed on her lips.

   Granny Zhou's heart tightened, and the next moment, she heard a loud and high-pitched shout:

   "Ga Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose—"

   This is Dabai's real call!

  At this moment, it flapped its two short wings and swooped down all the way. Although it was several beats slower than the king, its feet were pattering on the hot concrete road, and it was extremely sensitive!

   It ran all the way, saw the king stopped at the gate of the courtyard and stared at the old lady Zhou, so he was not to be outdone. At this moment, Doudou stared at the pocket old lady who was trying to move its territory, and his neck stretched even more straight!

   Then, he swooped forward, and with a "crack", he slammed onto Granny Zhou's bare thigh!

   "Aw—"

   Even a seven-foot man can't bear Dabai's slight bite, let alone Mrs. Zhou!

  She jumped up immediately, almost bursting into tears.

   And Dabai is obviously very measured.

   Once Mrs. Zhou jumped, it would let go, but as soon as Mrs. Zhou's feet landed, it would swallow again!

  For a while, people called geese and dogs barked, and the sound continued. Laughing wildly, laughing smugly, laughing non-stop.

  The whole yard is a lively and cheerful atmosphere.

  While Mrs. Zhou fled in embarrassment in the yard, Dabai took the opportunity to take one bite after another!

   Not long after, deep and shallow marks appeared on her legs on both sides.

  She was panting, running with difficulty, and in the middle, she touched something and threw it and smashed it in an attempt to resist...

  However, no matter what he takes, Dabai can find the most accurate angle and strike hard!

  Finally, the unwilling Mrs. Zhou yelled: "You... you abused the elderly by releasing geese! I want to sue you!"

  Song Tan waved his hand with a serious face:

   "It's none of my business. What I call is our dog. It's their business that the dog plays well with the geese."

   Hitting people is not allowed...then...goose...what's the matter with Guan Tantan?

   The big goose became king in one rage!

  (end of this chapter)