Song Tan Jishi

  Squad leader is worthy of being the squad leader, he is vigorous and resolute, and his efficiency is extremely high.

  With just a few words and shouting in the group, a list of 20 people has already been counted.

  Song Tan: …

  She was a little unbelievable: "Everyone is going?"

  Why can't you think about it so much? It made her a little unbearable.

The squad leader shook his head: "I can go anywhere. Some people don't have enough time off, and some are not interested... But you forgot, since it is open to parent-child activities, both parents must go. If you have two children, maybe Grandpa and grandma have to keep up..."

  This is rice harvesting and farm meals. What a memorable event, the old and the young must be interested.

   "No, anyway, there is a list now. There are 20 adults and children. You have to know the number first. The holiday is only a few days, and we will go tomorrow—I will confirm the number for you when the deadline is tonight!"

  Song Tan: …

  What can she say?

   He bowed his hands to the monitor in admiration: "It's amazing—where are you now?"

  Speaking of this, the squad leader has a vicissitudes of life: "I'm not talented, and now I'm at the end of the universe—"

   There is already an old classmate next to him: "TL city government?"

"no."

  Squad leader waved his hand: "A water bill collector in the administrative hall next to the city hall."

   "Hahahahaha..." Everyone couldn't help laughing:

   "Look at you, the tap water goes to work, and the tap water goes to work, and you still use such a long prefix."

   "I'm not wrong!" The class leader said convincingly: "The end of the universe is the public exam. Although I failed the exam, I still have half of my career."

   "Then you charge for water?"

   "Oh no, I'm from the financial department."

  Everyone burst into laughter again.

  Looking at the squad leader who made this classmate meeting so lively by himself, Song Tan secretly decided: If the squad leader wants to go, he must buy him a cup of tea!

  While talking, she looked again: "Wu Qianqian hasn't arrived yet?"

  The two female classmates next to her couldn't bear it: "Why are you so anxious to come to Qianqian?"

  Song Tan waved his hand: "No, Wu Qianqian took care of my business and bought 20 watermelons from me. If she doesn't come, I won't be able to accept it!"

  The pickup truck is not locked, and it is parked outside now. Although it is temporarily covered with straw, it is quite troublesome to touch it away.

"you're so dumb!"

  The students next to him were already screaming: "Why didn't you tell me about the watermelon - at least kill two to add to the fun!"

  Then raised his voice: "Come on some male students! Go outside and bring in the watermelon Song Tan brought."

   Immediately someone responded: "What? We Song Tan beauty also brought watermelons? I'm so high and low to show off!"

   "I didn't bring this."

  Song Tan is a very qualified businessman. At this moment, he emphasized emphatically: "Wu Qianqian bought it at my house with money. She supports my business, and by the way, she will give some kindness to our classmates."

   "Okay, okay, okay."

   Everyone really didn't take it seriously, but a group of hula-la found Song Tan's pickup under the still hot sun.

   There was the long-legged tall one who turned up and took a look:

   "Hey! Song Tan, your watermelons are well-proportioned!"

   Each one is round, about the same size, not plump, it looks like that kind of fine melon.

   "That's not it!"

  Song Tan was also proud: "I chose this carefully."

   I said five catties for one, and twenty add up to one hundred catties and seven taels, why not choose carefully!

   "By the way, the watermelons are ripe, when you move them-"

   Before the words fell, the boy standing on the truck body held the watermelon with a flick of his finger, and the watermelon burst open with a "click".

   "Alas..."

  The other party frantically held the watermelon and reached forward, but helplessly, the white T-shirt was already stained with red juice.

  The other party shook his clothes angrily, and then became happy again: "Ah, this melon must be sweet! It smells so good! Why isn't Wu Qianqian coming? Cut one first!"

  As soon as he yelled, a group of wolves and tigers rushed forward impatiently, carrying them into the private room with two hands.

  …

  Driving all the way, the watermelon got a little hot from the sun.

   Fortunately, the students didn’t mind, so they just asked the waiter to bring a big basin, put it in the air conditioner, add some cold water in it, and then throw the watermelon in for a soak—

  The waitress on the side smiled cheerfully and said, "Don't bother, just take it to the kitchen and I'll give you everything..."

   "No." The two drooling boys stood by the basin, like a farmer watching over his wheat: "This is bought by our classmates. Before she comes, we have to guard it first."

   The tone is weird.

   Everyone winked, obviously remembering what Wu Qianqian had done—it was only a hundred and ten catties of watermelon. Now that the watermelon is on the market, the price has also come down. It costs three to five yuan per catty. Why are you emphasizing it over and over again!

   It seems like how to give Song Tan a kindness, a good thing has been done, but it still makes people feel uncomfortable.

  The few classmates who provided tobacco, alcohol and drinks also spent a lot of money, and no one said anything.

  However, after all, they are still enjoying it. After everyone said this, it is hard to say more...

   Song Tan is going to give Wu Qianqian a fair word—

   "Don't think my melons are too small. My melons are very expensive. This is already the biggest melon in this batch! It costs 20 yuan a catty!"

   "Just to buy these, Wu Qianqian spent 2,000 yuan, which is a lot!"

What?

  20 yuan a pound of melon?

   Everyone was silent for a moment, and then looked at each other in blank dismay.

  How should I put it, when Wu Qianqian said that the things in Song Tan's house were expensive, everyone didn't feel much. But looking at these watermelons, thinking about the unit price of 20 catties, a watermelon costs 100 yuan!

  What family eats such good melons!

  The atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

   At this moment, Wu Qianqian walked into the private room wearing a light green dress.

   "Why so quiet?"

   she said in surprise.

   Then I saw Song Tan, new hatred and old hatred welled up in my heart, but I had to hold up a smiling face:

   "Song Tan, alas, why are you so beautiful every day in the countryside like a young lady whose ten fingers don't touch the spring water? By the way, is my watermelon here?"

   "It's here!"

Song Tan pointed to the small pile in the corner, then pointed to the four soaking in the basin, and the cracked one on the table: "You count them, there are 20 in total. The one just cracked, so expensive I'm sorry everyone, I'm waiting for you to cut it!"

oops!

  Wu Qianqian was a little annoyed—everyone knew the price from what Song Tan meant, so they must have been shocked just now, right? Why didn't she come a step earlier?

only…

   "Why are there cracks?" Wu Qianqian was unhappy: "I paid such a high price, you can't give me bad melons."

  Everyone’s comments are very good, I’ll copy them if I write more, this is from the people and sold to the people hahahahaha.

  Our water company here has posts in the administrative center.

  The end of the universe is Kaogong, which comes from internet jokes.

  The end of the universe is Tieling, from the talk show.