Song Tan Jishi

  Chapter 494 494. Rhetorical techniques

  Song Tan has already rolled up his sleeves—look who is shamelessly bullying children!

  However, when she turned her face in front of the camera and looked at the bullet screens that flashed by, she couldn't help showing a trace of doubt in her eyes.

  Just... the barrage is quite kind!

   It doesn't look like someone is scolding something.

   But soon, looking at Xiao Jiang who also had a dull face at the top of the video, she frowned: "Sorry, what did you just say? You said that we, Qiao Qiao, have a guilty conscience?"

   "There is something wrong with you! I sell my own peaches, why do I feel guilty? Do you want to buy it or not!"

   Wow!

  My sister is so fierce and beautiful!

   Qiao Qiao watched from the side, his eyes sparkling.

  Xiao Jiang: …

   Sure enough, he also recovered from the sudden beauty attack, and at the moment he also tensed up: "This is because the anchor said he couldn't win, so did you ask for help?"

   "Why, I said that your peaches are not worth 80 yuan at all, are you in a hurry? You are clearly taking the opportunity to kill customers, and you want to make a one-shot deal, and you are talking so much!"

  Song Tan raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you take a hammer and hit yourself on the head first to see, have you ever bought my peaches? Just say it's not worth it—the things in my house are sold and no one says they are worthless!"

【Wow! Should I say it or not, my sister is so confident! 】

  【She is so strong! I love it so much! 】

  【I feel...she is really confident in her stuff. 】

  【I can’t afford peaches, I’ll go buy a tea bag and tremella to try】

  Xiao Jiang was also taken aback by her direct posture.

  Just... talking so hard in the live broadcast room?

  Could it be to create some straightforward character design?

   But now it's a quarrel, there is no advantage in creating this person to sell peaches, and it will make netizens feel disgusted!

  He looked at the barrage with a secret joy—? ? ?

  【I can’t even think about it, it’s a crime to think about it! 】

  【You thought I would quarrel with you, and then you would have a chance, right? I tell you no! Not at all! 】

  【The two Wang Zuxian upstairs are arguing very vividly hahaha】

  【One thing to say, although this beautiful sister is fierce, she seems to be right. 】

  【That's right, Xiao Jiang, you didn't buy anything from other people before you even bought it this time, and we haven't seen the unboxing video】

  Xiao Jiang became anxious.

  He cracked down on fakes before, so at least he would buy some other people's things. But the last few times, because I tasted the sweetness, I was really slack, so I didn't buy it first, I just asked the assistant to review it...

   Nowadays, when quarreling, it is inevitable that there will be two points of standing.

   But, it doesn't matter, he will eventually let the netizens know who is the one who is really down-to-earth in his career!

   Now also lifts the chin:

   "What's the use of telling me to be so vicious? How delicious are your peaches worth 80 yuan a catty? I'm afraid you can't tell yourself."

  Song Tan looked up and down at the camera:

   "You... don't you want me to give you a basket of peaches for free, and then spend money to ask you to give me a good review?"

   "Otherwise, why do I think my things are expensive for no reason... What's wrong with it? Did you ask for a penny?"

   "Heh, you look so ordinary, but you think it's pretty!"

  Song Tan is the same as Qiao Qiao, she has no idea about the winning elements of a quarrel.

  But it doesn't prevent her from being annoying.

  For example, at this moment, she gave Jojo the phone holder:

   "Hold it, shoot it at me! The whole fault finding is false."

   Then he picked five peaches from the tree.

   "Didn't you ask why my peaches sell for 80 yuan a catty? Come on, let me tell you—"

  The four peaches were carried by Jojo on the T-shirt, and she held one in her hand and threw it up and down, then looked at the angle of the live broadcast room, and shouted:

   "King!"

  In an instant, I saw a huge figure galloping from outside the garden—

  That mighty figure!

  That brave posture!

  The super invincible king!

   Appeared in front of the camera again, shocking everyone in Xiao Jiang's studio into silence.

   On the other hand, Jojo was overjoyed:

【he came! Our king is here! 】

  【King! King! 】

  【Your Majesty is so handsome woohoo】

   "Come on, take a look."

Song Tan threw the peach in his hand, without any orders, the king only raised his body lightly, opened his mouth to grab the peach, and then sat down contentedly, pressed his two front paws, and ate it all up. .

  With the last crunch, it crushed the peach core. The wet nose was arched inside, and the tongue rolled away the little bit of peach kernel.

  The whole process was smooth and smooth, and it didn't even take a minute to add up.

   "Is it delicious?" Song Tan asked.

   "Wow!"

  The king looked at her eagerly, wanting more.

  Xiao Jiang: …

  Live room: [To be honest, this dog eats peaches so quickly, I really believe it is very delicious].

  【Fuck, this is a dog! The usual food is definitely big fish and big meat! It’s such a joy to eat a peach now! 】

  【I don’t care, I’ll buy a box and try first】

  【He eats so fast, I'm so hungry! 】

  【I will also buy a box first】

  Song Tan glanced at the barrage, and then he felt better.

  Xiao Jiang still sneered, and said stubbornly: "The dog's nature is to love to eat, and it still thinks **** is good—"

   "Your mouth is so stinky," Song Tan interrupted him: "Who is eating shit, you or the dog?"

   "If you want to **** my peach for free, just dream! You won't even feed the pigs."

   "Let's go, Jojo."

   As she spoke, she brought Jojo to the chicken coop in the woods, and threw another peach into it.

  In an instant, the whole chicken coop was a sensation!

  The rooster, the hen, and the long-tailed pheasant squeezed desperately into it!

  The little head was pecking upwards, and after a bite, he was overjoyed, and there was even a scene of gang fights mixed in. In the woods, grass leaves, dust and chicken feathers were flying all over the sky.

   Not long after, that peach seemed to be eaten by locusts again, even the peach core was pecked clean, and a few long-tailed cubs reluctantly picked it out from the cracks.

  This time, neither Qiao Qiao nor Xiao Jiang could speak.

  【Just...how did they eat so fast? 】

【impossible! Why are these chickens as if they saw a elixir]

【etc! Haven't you noticed that there are two long-tailed pheasants in this chicken coop? 】

  【Good guy, anchor Yang Guoyi! It can be tortured and tortured! 】

  Song Tan glanced at the barrage, and said casually: "It has been filed, and people from the Forestry Bureau have come."

   On the contrary, the barrage in Qiaoqiao’s live broadcast room is full of sadness:

  【I never expected that the first time the anchor and the anchor family watched the barrage, it was not me】

  【The anchor really has someone else in his heart】

  【This crazy little ginger! Anchor, are you hungry for 1.6 million viewers? 】

   That's right, the viewership of Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room has dropped to 1.6 million.

  The number of viewers on Jojo's side has reached an unprecedented 170,000, and the number of fans has soared to 50,000!

   Little did he know that Zhang Yanping was so excited that he had to burn incense to the God of Wealth.

  But Song Tan didn't have time to look at the data, so he was even more impolite:

   "Which one of you sells peaches, try it in a chicken coop. If you want this effect, I will give you 10 catties for nothing!"

  【Although I have never raised chickens, it should be impossible】

  【I have raised chickens before, this kind of scene is impossible. 】

  【Although, the host’s rhetorical technique of using dogs and chickens to express deliciousness has opened my eyes】

  【Good image rhetoric! I'm going to buy it now! 】

  【Isn’t it just 80 a catty? Chicken can be eaten, why can’t I]

  【It’s different for me, Qianqian orders two boxes and eats the same item in every country】

   Sacrifice means... kill that book, and I will be able to live [bushi]

   Okay, good night! Try to make up for last month's update tomorrow.

  (end of this chapter)