Song Tan Jishi
Chapter 499: It's a leech
Chapter 499 499. It's a leech
Everyone in the village is familiar with things like leeches.
Wu Lei was still very scared at first, but now, after a month of training, he has transformed!
At this moment, the leech he picked up with a small stick is wriggling and rolling in the camera—
When it was first photographed, its soft and greasy body shrank by only two or three centimeters, and when it swam rapidly in the water, it gradually stretched to six or seven centimeters.
Now, the flat body about one centimeter wide is wriggling on the stick, the suction cups and the yellow longitudinal stripes on the brown-green back are particularly obvious...
To be honest, I am very disappointed.
Don't say that Song Sancheng couldn't bear it, Lili was going to be stiff - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
However, Wu Lei didn’t look at the camera—he was just about to prepare some touching words. If he looked at the camera, he was afraid of crying and being laughed at by Lili!
At this moment, just listen to him expressing affectionately:
"Lili, life in the countryside is really hard."
"Every day before dawn, I have to pick vegetables in the vegetable field, and I can only go back to have breakfast after the work is done... In the afternoon, I have to pick watermelons under the high temperature of more than 30 degrees, moving and lifting..."
"When I first came here, I cut rice and almost cut my leg. But this also made me more determined. I must let you live a good life in the city."
These words have been brewed by Wu Lei for a long time, and he has to write them in the memo from time to time for repeated consideration. Now, I can finally find the right opportunity to speak out!
Although it's a bit gross, he believes that Lili will be moved!
Of course, the leech is an episode he didn't expect, but it doesn't matter, it can be used again!
At this moment, Wu Lei's brain that had been dusty for many years suddenly started spinning!
"Lili, this leech is the proof of my transformation!"
"The first time it was attached to my calf, I was scared to death. I wanted to pull it but didn't dare. No matter how much I slapped it, it wouldn't come off."
"Grandpa Li, who is in charge of watching the rice fields at the Tan Tan family, said that you can't pat and pull it directly. It will be bad if its sucker breaks into the meat. You have to pat the place next to it and shake it down."
“If the suction is very tight and it still doesn’t fall off after patting it, then sprinkle salt on it, or burn it with a cigarette **** or something...it will quickly curl up and fall off by itself.”
When he said these words, Wu Lei felt that his soul was sublimated——
"Look, my movements just now are very proficient. Although it is still a bit disgusting... But Lili, don't worry, I will grow even stronger!"
"As long as I perform well, two years, two more years! Our future will be clear!"
He still turned his head to the side, indulging in his speech, afraid that when he looked at Lili, he would cry and be defeated...
ah!
At this moment, there is a sense of Romeo's sadness in his heart!
On the opposite side is his Julie!
"I know, parting is a bit difficult, but I don't need to spend money here, I can save all my salary to buy gifts and train tickets for you...Would you come and see me? I really want—eh? Lili?"
Why did you hang up?
When did you hang up?
Why did you hang up?
Is Lili okay?
He was holding the mobile phone, and at this moment he threw the leech away, and he was at a loss.
When I sent another message, I got a red exclamation mark—
【The other party is not your friend yet...】
Wu Lei only felt that the sky was falling: "Lili...have you deleted me?"
Song Sancheng who witnessed the whole audience: …
"Wu Lei..." He thought about it, and finally said with a painful face: "After you showed her the leech, she hung up."
But this time, Song Sancheng thought, I really don't blame that Lili!
If I took Wu Lan to see the leech when I was on a blind date with her, she would definitely have a shoe board! Lili is just blackmailing and hanging up, she has a good temper!
This kid... this kid...
He said sadly: "Why don't you hurry up and plant the rice seedlings."
Go back and tell Tan Tan to consume all of Wu Lei's salary! What kind of money is saved for Lili, this wave must be dead!
…
Song Tan doesn't know yet that Wu Lei's relationship is about to be broken due to the leech's intervention.
As it was getting darker today, everyone sat in the yard and continued to pack, Zhang Yanping still sighed: "This is the first time that there is a good thing that I didn't send to the imperial capital!"
Song Tan paused.
Ah, it’s understandable to forget about the savior in such a hurry to earn money, right?
She said with a serious face: "You think too much, I think picking peaches today is too hasty, and tomorrow I will take some time to pick a few boxes of big ones and send them over."
"Brother Yanping, don't worry, I will definitely leave some in the orchard for my relatives."
Zhang Yanping: …
He simply changed the subject: "I don't know if Xiao Jiang, who was live broadcasting today, has placed an order? If he placed an order, he deliberately recorded a video of opening the box and said bad things about us later, that would be troublesome."
Song Tan thought for a while: It is really troublesome. And it's so far away, so I can't come to the door for another beating, what a waste of travel expenses!
Boss Qian has been guarding the refrigerator all afternoon, and at this moment he is thinking:
"What are you afraid of? Those who bought it know that he is lying, and those who didn't buy it will have no chance to buy it later—didn't Tao Zi tell you that we are going to buy it?"
Big guy: …That’s right.
Xin Jun was curious: "Boss Qian, are you really sure that you will lease the garden?"
Boss Qian is eager to try: "I've already thought about it. If my brother disagrees, I'll borrow some money to cover it!"
Although the risk is high, it can be directly proportional to the reward.
For a moment, he even regretted it.
Otherwise, this watermelon would have been eaten by myself long ago, so why bother to be prevaricated by Song Tan, saying that it is such a big one, why not wait for someone to come and blah blah...
If you can’t finish eating, why not leave some for him? What’s the impact? !
What is the impact?
Song Tan glanced at him secretly, thinking that these people are too good to eat, with three bowls of rice per capita, and the rice on the two acres of land may not be able to last until the next harvest...
So, eat something else before meals. In short, rice must be saved!
If Boss Qian opened it when he said he was eating watermelon before, wouldn’t it be completely digested by dinner at night?
Not right not right.
She looked at the twilight gradually growing from the mountains in the distance, and sighed deeply at this moment:
"You said... how much rice should be planted next year?"
At this moment, Song Youde and grandma and grandpa came over with two rolls of straw mats each, and hurriedly said:
"It's fine to plant a few acres, but I won't be able to use my few fields for the second half of the year. I have to reserve a special place for planting rushes. This thing can't be planted continuously. I think the puddles have been growing for several years. gone."
He imagined happily: "I deliberately left a circle of seeds on the side without cutting, but...Tan Tan, next year I want to grow more, you should ask if you can buy some seedlings or seeds back."
The ones left are too few.
It was updated during the day today! That... monthly pass...
I won’t show any pictures of leeches, that is, leeches. I know many people haven’t seen them, but I’m afraid you won’t be able to stand them.
In addition, the yellow-bellied chickadee regained its vitality today and was released.
Finally, according to the old rules, sacrifice a sister—Jiu Shi Lu! The new book "Swallow's Ci Return", you will not suffer a loss if you collect it quickly!
(end of this chapter)
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