Song Tan Jishi

  Chapter 550 Chapter 550. Sincerity is the ultimate skill

  The bustling at the door is not unexpected, there is indeed someone doing something.

  Jojo had just squeezed past when she heard the middle-aged woman's loud voice yelling confidently and resonantly:

"I'm right! Isn't this the black tour guide who slaughters people? Let me tell you, my wife eats more salt than you. I know what **** he's going to pout! I'm not fooled, I deserve it You have been deceived!"

  Jojo paused for a moment.

  In the live broadcast room, everyone poked their melon-eating heads around, but couldn’t avoid the direction of the camera. At this moment, they could only listen to Liulu and watch Qiaoqiao, and were soon delighted by the pain on his face—

  【Hahahahaha Although the self-service 100 is very tricky, the anchor is worth it】

  【Laughing at the anchor, please turn the camera and let me see this big sister】

  【Elder Sister’s metaphor is quite good, even if it’s too vivid, it’s unnecessary...】

  【By the way, does anyone really know what **** the tour guide pouts? 】

  【Eat, eat, the anchor hasn't eaten enough, how can I talk about such a topic! 】

  【Insert a digression, what the elder sister said is ugly but it’s true, it’s really killing people, right? 】

  【Not really, I’ve been here before, and the Cliff Restaurant really lives up to its reputation. The same dishes here in peak season, a meal 168]

  【Yes yes yes, 168 even has to line up...Because in the nearby sea area, apart from the high-priced instant noodles in the hotel downstairs, there is no other food to eat】

  【What the **** is going on? Am I being cpued? When I think of the cliff buffet in the scenic area, I can eat enough for 100 yuan, and I feel very relieved! 】

  【To be honest upstairs, I just came back from the amusement park, 200 is not only not full, but also standing with a plate to eat, now I am very envious...】

  The topic has gradually become distorted. It can be seen that contemporary netizens are very good at tourism self-management and self-reflection.

   But here, the girl with flushed face also looked angry:

   "I think it's you who think that if you don't eat it, you don't eat it yourself. Why are you talking so badly! I eat ours, it's none of your business!"

The little girl's swearing skills are quite average, and the middle-aged woman immediately became arrogance: "Oh, who am I talking about? I just looked down on us who brought our own food because of our own money in the morning, and even talked with the people around us." The man sang and satirized my family... tsk tsk tsk, now it's none of my business!"

  Her brows were raised high: "You have money, eat it! Let me see if your 100 yuan **** tastes good!"

   What, what is this?

  The tour guide was caught in the middle, and the expression on his face was no longer covered by a pain mask.

  The barrage is even denser:

  【What, what, what, what shit】

  【I don’t know what it tastes like, but it sounds amazing】

  【What's the meaning of the satirical sarcasm? Give me a full story introduction]

  【I will die laughing at you! What is it? It is clear that the older woman felt that the little girl had ridiculed her before, so she looked for an opportunity to shoot—]

  【Don’t panic, don’t panic, let me take a look—】

  【First of all, this woman rampaged against the little girl twice before, probably because she felt that the food she brought was ridiculed by the little girl】

  【Wait for the boss to analyze】

  【Squatting in line】

  【Secondly, the woman is holding a grudge. This time it happened to be one hundred yuan for the seafood buffet. She felt that she had found an opportunity, so she immediately stepped forward to ridicule it and avenged her shame】

  【Then here comes the question, have you ridiculed before? 】

  【One thing to say-she is really indiscriminate and disgusting when she taunts...】

  Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun were one step behind, surrounded by the same people who joined in the fun, and now they can't get into the core of the story, so anxious! !

  He subconsciously frowned!

  The next moment, for some reason, the surrounding crowd froze, and the movement of men and women to squeeze here paused for a moment. Xin Jun only felt that the breathing room was released for a while, but he saw that the people around who joined in the fun turned around and walked around Zhang Yanping obediently.

  Zhang Yanping: ...?

  He had a dark face, his brows were tightly knit, and his expression seemed to suppress and seal a hundred fists the size of a sandbox. The words in his mouth are innocent:

   "What's the matter? Why aren't you crowded anymore?"

  Xin Jun: …

   He took a rare step back, looked carefully at Zhang Yanping, and finally thought deeply:

   "I knew it earlier... In the future, you have to be at the front of the line..."

  Zhang Yanping: ...?

  He didn't understand.

   On the contrary, Qiao Qiao always thinks straight to the core, even if he doesn’t read the barrage at this moment, he can quickly understand the story—

  He got it!

  At this moment, the little girl lost the fight and was about to cry:

   "You, you are crazy! Who is mocking you! What does it matter to us that we have low self-esteem? Now we are here spouting shit!"

   Is this okay? !

  The woman's neck seemed to be pulled out of thin air, and her aura grew taller and bigger:

"Huh? Little girl, everyone, you have to show some face! In the morning when you have breakfast in the hotel, you still insist on emphasizing that it's free—why, what if I take more of the free ones? Why don't you let everyone in the family take five or six?" Seven or eight tea eggs, none of your business!"

  Everyone... five, six, seven or eight tea eggs?

  Auntie, don’t you really feel choked? This is an island, the average temperature is 35 degrees, so you eat dry tea eggs in such a bright sun?

   However, the other party obviously didn't think there was any problem, but became more and more proud:

   "We travel and live, you think everyone is the same as you, come out to eat this hundred yuan shit!"

  Everyone: …

  Although, this map cannon made everyone very unhappy.

At this moment, not to mention the bewildered little girl, even Qiao Qiao thought for a long time before she realized: "Auntie, are you eating so many tea eggs in one go? Will farting and burping smell bad?" ? Do you drink water?"

   "Auntie, the hotel's breakfast is 38, and everyone is self-service, it's not shit! Do you eat a lot of 38 and now you are aggrieved?"

  His expression is sincere and serious:

   "It doesn't matter whether you eat or not for a hundred yuan. Auntie, don't eat too much shit... Ah, I'm sorry, I mean, eating too much will ruin your stomach."

   There was silence all around.

   After a while, I didn't know who was on the scene, and suddenly burst into laughter, and then the whole scene was full of laughter one after another.

  A line of words drifted across the barrage without the attention of the anchor: [Sure enough, sincerity is the ultimate skill! 】

  【Nirvana+1】

  【38’s feces...I’m sorry, auntie, I mean don’t eat too much hahaha the host is going to kill me with laughter】

  【Mr. Qiao Qiao, you are really good at teaching! 】

  The tour guide's tense expression also relaxed. He just wiped off his sweat when he saw the angry woman in front of him suddenly jump up, and threw the plastic bag in her hand at him!

"ah!"

  The tour guide subconsciously stretched out his hand to stop him, only to feel severe pain in his arm, and saw a strong man with a dark face standing beside him, who also raised his arm to block—

   "You still dare to hit someone?!"

   It’s not my spelling, it’s been many days without code words, and I’m restless and restless…

   Today's last bottle of hanging water, it will be gone after today!

   But there are still two more days, so don’t be crowded during the holidays!

   There should be more at night.

   Can I ask for support for the double monthly ticket?

  (end of this chapter)