Song Tan Jishi

   Chapter 551 551. Her tea eggs

  The next moment, everyone only had time to turn their necks, draw a parabola with their eyes, and watched the plastic bag pass through the air, and soon fell into a deep, deep sea cliff.

  Because it was too far, too deep and too caught off guard, I didn't even hear the echo.

  The atmosphere became even more silent.

  Zhang Yanping panicked—what did he do? He didn't do anything either? He just stretched out his hand to block, lift, and block, but he didn't use any strength!

  Why did you blow up other people's things?

  By the way, what is that?

   There are dozens of them heavy and round, oh shit, this family is not just a stone picked up on the beach!

   Did you want to hit someone a long time ago? It's too insidious!

   His black arm hurt a little from the smash! It's a pity that the skin color is too dark to see the redness and swelling, otherwise I would definitely know that I was injured!

  He felt uneasy, afraid that Qiao Qiao would see his panicked appearance, so his face tightened even more.

   And as soon as he tensed his face, the woman opposite him, including the tour guide beside him, for some reason, had their legs weak, and their aura instantly relaxed.

"you you you you you…"

  The woman speaks incoherently.

   "Brother, brother, listen to me to persuade my brother that it's nothing serious to not be angry, let's not..."

  The tour guide looked panicked.

  Zhang Yanping frowned: "What are you doing! It's okay for an aunt like you to speak harshly and affect your appetite, but you still beat people?!"

  He rubbed his stomach—that is to say, after climbing the steps for so long, who isn’t hungry?

   But it's strange to say that it was obvious that swords were on the verge of breaking out just now, but after he finished speaking now, everyone lowered their heads.

Even the little girl who was the protagonist of the story at the beginning shrank back behind her boyfriend aggrievedly, and said in a low voice: "Then what... I didn't mock you, anyway... a hundred yuan buffet, I'm willing to eat it. Auntie, you can do whatever you want."

   As she spoke, she rushed into the restaurant holding her boyfriend's arm.

  Zhang Yanping: ... Is there something wrong?

  But when he looked at everyone with puzzled eyes, he saw that almost everyone shrank their heads subconsciously, and then rushed into the restaurant in twos and threes—

   "I have already paid the money anyway..."

   "I'm hungry, eat more..."

   "That woman can eat seven or eight tea eggs, but I can't..."

   "Cliff Restaurant, this photoshoot is worth it, even a hundred dollars is fine..."

   "Hey, this fried noodles tastes good..."

   "This fried rice is also good... Oh, there are so many white snails in this winter melon and white snail soup!"

   "Actually...it's quite affordable..."

  The tour guide stood in front of Zhang Yanping aggrievedly and looked up at him: "Brother... We have paid the money too... I will give you a discount, free of charge, let's eat first...Brother... a small matter, I really can't..."

  He stretched out his arm, as if to grab Zhang Yanping's forearm.

  Qiao Qiao turned to look at Xin Jun with a blank face: "Mr. Xin, what's wrong with everyone?"

  Xin Jun: …

  He pursed his lips, and it was difficult to hold back his smile. He cleared his throat at this moment: "It's okay, everyone is very hungry—let's go, let's eat too."

   "Zhang Yanping, let's eat."

  Zhang Yanping immediately turned his head obediently: "Okay!"

  He hesitated to speak and looked at the middle-aged woman and her family members standing there stupidly, thinking unkindly:

  Although I don't know what was thrown into the sea, but since you don't mention compensation...

   Then he—let's pretend he doesn't know!

  So he nodded seriously, pretending nothing of the matter, and turned his head directly into the restaurant.

  After taking two steps, he came back to his senses, stretched out his arms and picked up the little black and thin tour guide, and said in a low voice, "Aren't you going to give me a free ticket?"

  The tour guide's body softened, and he couldn't care about the family for a moment, so he hurriedly trotted to Zhang Yanping:

   "Brother! Brother, eat first, eat whatever you want! There are three of us, right? Don't worry, I will eat all three of you..."

  Behind him, the family of a middle-aged woman who was thrown alone outside the restaurant stood there dazed and shivering, and suddenly sobbed aggrievedly:

   "My eggs..."

  I deliberately hid a bag of tea eggs, buns and fruits from the hotel breakfast...

   Now it's all gone!

  This vast sea, cliff restaurant, what do they want to eat?

   A hundred-dollar buffet?

  The woman wanted to wail for a moment, but before she opened her mouth, Zhang Yanping glanced over with gloomy eyes (obviously worried about losing money)—

   "Hic!"

  She died down instantly.

  …

  Zhang Yanping brought a large plate of fried rice, smelling the unique aroma of seafood, he couldn't help sighing deeply:

   "Hey, I have been tossing for so long, and I don't know what's going on..."

  Jojo’s camera is on the table, hitting his face, and there are rows of ellipses in the barrage:

  【…】

  【…】

  【…】

  【Brother, I didn’t quite understand the essence of this when I listened to mimes, but I understand when you frown】

  【Understand +1】

  【Brother, speak a little louder, I’m afraid I’ll ask you not to hit me...】

  【Too understand...too understand, no wonder this fight can’t start】

   But Zhang Yanping was really hungry. At this moment, he put a spoonful of fried rice into his mouth, and didn't even pay attention to the live broadcast room. He just sighed again:

   "This taste..."

  He became sad: "Xin Jun, serve chili sauce!"

  Xin Jun let out a "hmm", apparently also **** off, and now he found a bottle of green pepper beef sauce from his backpack:

   "Eat this?"

  But Qiao Qiao hesitated: "Why is delicious seafood not good enough?"

   "If we run out of chili sauce, what should we do next?"

   "Should we also bring a lot of tea eggs?"

  Stop it, stop it! Zhang Yanping didn't expect that the food and beverages for tourism have become like this—it's not their fault, it's their own fault!

  Looking at the sauce in his hand again, he went all out and said, "It's okay! Enough to eat! It's enough to eat several meals—save it! At least the scenery is still different."

  That's right.

   Qiaoqiao then stared at the vast sea and sky contentedly, with yearning expression.

  Green pepper beef sauce was unscrewed, and the spicy and overbearing smell permeated instantly. Everyone in the cafeteria paused subconsciously, and then sniffed.

   It's just... really fragrant!

   And Xin Jun took the chopsticks and pulled it out of the jar, sighing at the same time: "It is enough to match the taste, otherwise it will be too spicy and too dry, and the climate here is not suitable, so it is not good to get angry—"

   Before he finished speaking, he saw a middle-aged man standing beside him holding a plate, his eyes were fixed, and then he laughed:

   "Then what... little brother, where did you buy this chili sauce... can you... can you..."

  He smiled obsequiously, and at this moment humblely and tentatively passed the plate forward.

  Xin Jun: …

  …

   Outside the cafeteria, the middle-aged woman stared straight at this place, and at the moment her eyes were full of confusion and anger:

   "Obviously everyone brought their own food! How can he bring it! I will be looked down upon—"

   Right now I’m crazy about eating everything I can’t eat and don’t eat much…

   But I can only endure the porridge.

   Say good night in advance! Go to bed early and wake up early to be healthy (I woke up at 5:30 this morning, I was really at a loss...)

  (end of this chapter)