Song Tan Jishi

  Professor Song is calling one by one outside the yard—he is old, slow to send messages, and usually uses voice.

   When there is an urgent matter, I still get used to calling.

  In the yard, Zhang Yanping felt full of food and drink, and felt that he was a hero again. Looking at Tang Xiaodong at this moment, he couldn't help but sigh: "It's a pity that I didn't learn agriculture because I was afraid of suffering. Otherwise, other people work in the CBD, and I work in the farmland... How hard it is!"

  Tang Xiaodong also sighed: "Actually, it's not all. Many people who work in the Academy of Agricultural Sciences also stay in the office every day, and they are guaranteed income from droughts and floods from nine to five... Are we serious and well-organized?"

and…

  He looked at Zhang Yanping curiously: "Then what major do you study? Aren't you working in the farm now?"

  Zhang Yanping: …

   That's what I said.

  He changed the subject decisively: "Then your university has been farming all the time?"

   "That's not true," Tang Xiaodong said honestly:

   "University is not so hard, practice is only a small place, not tired."

   "After I became a graduate student, I started to seriously cultivate the land - after all, I took the subject! Hey, let me tell you, the subject of our old professor ten years ago, an orange tree, is big and sweet! We have to rely on robbing every year!"

   "There is also a project in the dormitory next door, a local native chicken. I choose an old hen who is about to graduate at night, and the stew is so fragrant! Even if I eat it, I will confiscate it, so I risk the last paper..."

He talked about gossip: "There is also a senior sister, you are awesome! She went to a remote experimental station for internship, and the experimental shed over there has just been demolished. Cultivated rapeseed..."

   "And guess what?"

   Tang Xiaodong was beaming with joy.

   "What's the matter?" Zhang Yanping also cooperated extraordinarily: "Ask someone to pick up the cabbage and eat it?"

  Tang Xiaodong: "...I didn't see what major you studied, but your way of thinking is quite peasant."

   "—What kind of pickling moss! I was found by an Internet celebrity! I ran and jumped and lay down after a while... When I found it, the whole area looked like a wild boar."

  Zhang Yanping's brows were frowning: "This is too wicked, regardless of whether it is an experiment or not. Such a large piece of rapeseed, can people want to make rapeseed oil? It has to be so ruined."

  He thought of the jokes on the Internet, and his eyes showed sympathy at the moment.

  Tang Xiaodong chuckled: "But the senior sister is not at a loss, her graduation subject is not this. Just let go and start suing! And buy a navy to top the popularity on the Internet! Then you will become famous if you are an Internet celebrity!"

   "It won't cost much, right?"

  Zhang Yanping still feels uncomfortable. Rapeseed is not a valuable cash crop. Even if he wins the lawsuit, how much can he be awarded?

   Not enough painstaking efforts to ruin it.

"Well, it's not much to lose, one or two thousand dollars is the top - but because netizens are very concerned about this kind of thing now, so the Internet celebrity meets the senior sister's lawyer and then looks at the big data...unless she wants to lose her job , otherwise she will have to hide this stain."

   "In the end, she paid 50,000 yuan and asked the senior sister to write a letter of understanding, ah no, reconciliation."

  Zhang Yanping: ...Sweet article, this is it!

  This senior sister is awesome! !

For this kind of thing, Tang Xiaodong is too experienced: "Let me tell you, this kind of thing is not guarded against internet celebrities, but old men, old ladies, uncles and aunts...Internet celebrities want fame, as long as she is not a black celebrity, she is willing to spend money compensation."

   "But old man and old lady, alas, that's too easy, don't talk about lawyers, they dare to roll all over the floor when the police come, crying and making noise... We are afraid that his blood pressure will go up!"

Tang Xiaodong couldn't stop talking: "So, we are afraid of this, and so is the teacher. He is now following the development of the times, and he has never been willing to build some Internet celebrity base. It's not that no one in the unit said He stands on his laurels…”

  Zhang Yanping sneered: "To build an internet celebrity base, you have to pay attention to local conditions. Now it's a matter of ups and downs... It's far away. I mean, we just divide our duties into farmers, and we don't need people to travel and sightseeing to drive the economy."

   Tang Xiaodong was delighted: "The conditions in your village, the traffic is not good, the scenery is ordinary, and the mountains and rivers have no characteristics... If you talk about the Internet celebrity base, it must match, right?"

   "Hey, what you said is wrong!" Zhang Yanping disagreed:

"Now all the flood discharge river sections are hot. Netizens really don't pick them! Our family doesn't want to speculate, otherwise we can plant half-la wild peony on any mountain, and call it plateau peony in the deep mountains. It seems to you that there are many people. not much?"

   Tang Xiaodong's eyebrows were almost knotted—because he thought about it, it seemed that it was really possible!

  While speaking, it was getting dark, Yan Ran looked at the twilight, and suddenly ran upstairs and took out the camera, and took a photo of Song Sancheng who was still bagging in the yard.

   Before Zhang Yanping could ask a question, she saw her go upstairs again, and quickly came down with her mobile phone:

   "Look, I just repaired it with my mobile phone. Isn't this picture particularly artistic?"

  Zhang Yanping took a look—

  In the distance is the vast twilight, heavy mountain shadows, and Song Sancheng's side face with loose eyebrows is nearby. Under the light, a black-yellow hand with a farmer's earthy atmosphere is grabbing a full amount of tea leaves...

   "This photo is great!"

  Zhang Yanping was moved instantly: "Pass it to me, pass it to me, I will be the promotional picture of the online store—"

  Song Tan also leaned over to take a look, and also took out the phone—

   "Give me a picture, and I'll wash it out. Yan Ran, you took such a good picture!"

  Yan Ran was still a little embarrassed: "It's not bad. I usually shoot mountains and fields. If you shoot a lot, you will have experience."

  You can shoot mountains and fields. If it’s geographical details, you don’t need a light and shadow filter!

   Tang Xiaodong is not without envy: "Obviously a five-figure camera and a five-figure lens are good..."

  Yan Ran became proud: "I can't help it... Alas, I was the one who won the national award last year!"

  The national award is definitely not enough, and her family has paid 20,000 yuan, which is why they made up this outfit.

   "It's so expensive..."

  Song Tan looked at her camera thoughtfully, and smiled at the moment: "Then... Yan Ran, if you are free these two days, why don't you help me take some more promotional pictures?"

   "Shoot everything from those grown in the field to those raised in pens!"

   "Huh?" Yan Ran was stunned for a moment, then hesitated: "But whether your family grows it in the field or in a pen, isn't the output very small, and you don't plan to sell it?"

  Just the few pigs in the back mountain... just the good meat, how many people are enough for it?

"It doesn't matter."

  Song Tan smiled slightly: "If you don't need it now, won't you be able to use it next year?"

   "Besides, I like the feeling that netizens can see but can't buy."

  Everyone: …

  At this time, Professor Song happily entered the courtyard: "Well... Zhang Yanping, I have already contacted you just now, and they will send samples over tomorrow—by the way, this is the contact information, please remember."

  Zhang Yanping cheered up: "What kind of samples are you sending out? Let me give you a few catties for each sample first! Even if it's not suitable, you have to use it for cooking at home."

   Get during the day!

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