Song Tan Jishi

  The neighbors cursed and tossed and fell asleep, but as simple as they never expected, this was just the beginning.

  When the moon was in the middle of the sky, the residents of the whole building turned over in the mist, avoiding the pillows that were wet with saliva from the corners of their mouths, and their dreams were full of trembling, round tea eggs that could not be picked up.

  At this moment, the Zhu’s house, which is still awake, is brightly lit, and the living room is full of figures turning around: "Are you still okay?"

   "Should be able to eat it?"

   "That's right, the eggs are boiled and put in, so they must be edible..."

  Only Zhu Xinshang, who is full of food and drink, is still half awake: "But didn't you say before that you can't drink water if you don't eat or drink at night, otherwise it won't look good when you put on makeup tomorrow."

   After all, no matter how delicious the tea eggs are, if they are not accompanied by a few sips of water, they will really choke! But if you drink a lot of water in the middle of the night, your face will be swollen tomorrow morning, right?

   Everyone was silent.

  Finally, the bride squeezed into the kitchen first: "I'm not afraid, I've been in a relationship for four years, and he's seen allergies swollen like a pig's head, what can I say about mere edema!"

  The words are sonorous and firm, and Zhu Xin dares to swear that his cousin may not be able to have this posture when she swears at her wedding tomorrow.

   And following the bride are several bridesmaids and best friends.

  Their reason is more straightforward: "I won't get married tomorrow, the bride is not afraid of anything I am afraid of!"

  Auntie who only boiled a pot of eggs and wants to feed everyone tomorrow morning: …

  She had no choice but to squeeze in: "Then I'll cook two... three more pots!"

   And when everyone finished eating the pot of eggs that had just tasted, the bridesmaid suddenly thought:

   "Don't tell me, tomorrow morning I will use tea eggs to ask for red envelopes, maybe I can really empty their wallets!"

  As soon as he said this, everyone immediately became enthusiastic. At this moment, he pushed Zhulan and said with a smirk:

   "Come on, bride, I'll give you one last chance to remind people: Come tomorrow morning with a full meal, or pack a few more red envelopes."

  As for the new house, the groom who had just furnished the room turned on his mobile phone, and the sour smell of love could not help showing on his face: "My wife sent me a message, let's eat more tomorrow hehehe..."

   Really considerate!

  As for the extra red envelopes in the back... Ouch, do I still need to ask? Tomorrow, all the close relatives and friends of the bride will block the door, and those kind of small red envelopes are just for fun, of course there will be no less!

   But the best men were too tired to help today. Hearing this, they yelled at someone who was not human: "I'm working for you and you still feed me dog food..."

   "That's right! Besides, the auspicious time is set early tomorrow, we probably don't have much time for breakfast, so let's just have a couple of bites..."

  …

  Because of the episode at night, the bride was woken up by the alarm clock after sleeping for more than two hours. When she opened the door, the makeup artist was sitting on a stool peeling tea eggs, and she was a little embarrassed to see her come out.

   Juran: …

  In this case, she should eat two first.

  The auntie, who didn't sleep all night, looked at the tea eggs that were rapidly decreasing in the pot, and was extremely thankful that she cooked a lot yesterday.

  As for Zhu Xin, he was happily bringing Houttuynia cordata tea to his aunt: "Come on, it's hot today, and there are many people in the family, let's make more herbal tea and put it aside."

While re-opening the chattering: "Auntie, you smell how delicious this egg is! I bought this with great difficulty, and a single marinade bag costs 20! There is also this summer tea, don't look down upon it, wait You’ll know once you know how to cook it. It’s not bad at all compared to tea eggs…”

  Auntie: ...I remember everything, oh boy!

  She decisively lifted the kettle: "I'm going to boil the water right now."

  …

Busy and happy, the auspicious time finally arrived. The people in the room were staring at the window, and when they saw a group of handsome guys with broad shoulders, long legs, long legs and a straight body getting out of the car, they hurriedly shouted: "Come on quickly!" Already!"

  In an instant, the door of the bride's room was closed, and Zhu Xin was holding a bowl of peeled tea eggs, smiling expectantly.

   One thing to say, Xu Wen, the groom's officer, is also putting on a good posture for this wedding!

   No, when I went upstairs, I told my groomsmen:

   "I'm the one who wraps big red envelopes for you alone. Later, if you ask me to sing, you can sing, and if you ask me to do push-ups, I can do push-ups. We can't lose the chain!"

   "Don't worry!" The groomsmen were also capable of writing and martial arts, and they were even more determined when they heard the words: "We will definitely not trouble us! Try to open the door for you as quickly as possible!"

  The groom officer was still a bit reserved: "It doesn't have to be so fast, our rules here have to be according to the hour..."

  Elevator doors open.

   Everyone paused, then sniffled. But looking at the anti-theft door that had been opened, several people pressed their stomachs indiscriminately, forcing the phrase "It smells so good" in their mouths.

  Last night I only slept for more than three hours and got up in a hurry. I didn't even bother to eat breakfast. Now...

   Mistake! I knew I would have eaten enough!

   And when they finally stood happily in front of the bride's room, Xu Wen almost drooled...

   This room is too fragrant!

  The overbearing aroma of tea eggs even covered up all the smells, so much so that he almost lost the strength to shout.

   But in the end, he still said loudly:

   "Xu Wen's family, daughter-in-law, wife, Lan Lan, I'm here to pick you up!"

  Behind, several groomsmen also raised their voices: "Bride, open the door! The groom is here to pick you up!"

   Someone in the room answered: "It's easy to open the door, come, come, show your sincerity first..."

  So, as expected before, singing, push-ups, questions and answers... all the way to the end, Zhu Xin came over with a big bowl:

   "Brother-in-law, my sister said that the people who came to accompany her today are all good sisters. If you are sincere, you must stuff more red envelopes!"

  That's not easy!

  Xu Wen waved his hand, and the best man quickly took out the red envelopes and stuffed them into the crack of the door one by one, while desperately urging the door to open.

  But Zhu Xin spoke again:

"We're going to be a family soon. The red envelope stuffing is so simple. Isn't this putting the bride's money from the left hand into the right hand? There is no sense of ritual... Come on, come on, the last test is coming, the bride feels sorry for you for not having a good breakfast, I also wanted to save some money for the groom, so I specially set up the simplest item—eating tea eggs!”

  Xu Wen touched his stomach subconsciously, and asked carefully, "How much?"

   Wouldn't it be a bowl for one person? That's kinda...

  I saw Zhu Xin laughing so hard that he couldn't see his teeth and eyes: "That's not enough—just one bite, one bite per person, as long as everyone can only eat one bite and never eat more, then we will open the door immediately!"

   "If you eat more, you will get a round of red envelopes for every bite. How about it, simple?"

  Everyone breathed a sigh of relief—that was so easy!

   Sure enough, the bride is considerate hahaha!

  Then the best man on the far side picked up the tea eggs in the bowl, with a smile in his eyes: "Just take a bite, watch it!"

   He bit down.

  On the first day of July, work hard for three shifts! (It's so difficult, so difficult, so difficult)

  Wedding customs vary from place to place, here is a lively one.