Song Tan Jishi

   Tea eggs are something that basically everyone has eaten, so there is really nothing to brag about.

  Don't say they are just a little hungry, even if they are really hungry for a day, the wedding mission says that they can only eat one bite, so it must be only one bite.

  So the moment the best man bites down is really a sure thing.

but…

   But...

  He chewed slowly, his expression was blank for a moment, until Zhu Xin asked in a low voice: "Isn't it delicious? Have another bite."

   Subconsciously, he took another bite.

   It's over!

   The noise around him suddenly became louder, and the best man next to him looked at him heartbroken: "What are you...how are you..."

   Then he quickly squatted down and stuffed a round of red envelopes amidst the lively laughter of the crowd!

   "It's my turn?" The other best man was full of energy and wanted to avenge his shame, but Zhu Xin stopped him:

   "No hurry, no hurry, let's wait for this one—the red envelope is stuffed, shall we have another bite?"

  The man opened his mouth in an instant, and then suddenly came back to his senses: "Is it because if I don't give up, this red envelope will have to be stuffed all the time?"

   "Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed, and finally the relatives said cheerfully: "Forget it, let's go to the next one, don't miss the auspicious time..."

  So, when the first best man left with half an egg in a daze, the friends around him still hated the iron and said to him:

   "Tell me! No matter how hungry you are, you can't be so helpless! Just one bite, just one bite! Why can't you keep it!"

  The best man was also quite guilty. He opened his mouth to say something, for example, how delicious the tea eggs are, or how he only wanted to eat them at the time...

  But before he could finish his words, the devilish voice beside him sounded again: "Come on, eat more, you're welcome!"

  coax—

   You don't need to look at him to know that the best man who despised him just now is now ruined!

  For some reason he was quite happy! At this moment, he also happily squatted down and stuffed the red envelope, while looking at the best man who was also holding the egg in a daze: "You say you! No matter how hungry you are, you can't be so helpless..."

It wasn't until the noisy group of people took the bride away that the eldest aunt wiped the reddish circles under her eyes, tidied up the house briefly, and planned to go to the hotel later, and finally went to the pot in the kitchen that was only left with a layer of stewed soup .

  She paused, and couldn't help rubbing her stomach—she wasn't in the mood to eat this morning because she was going to marry her daughter, but now, smelling the remaining aroma, she was also hungry.

  …

  In contrast, the groom officer sat in the co-pilot and couldn't help touching the pocket of his suit.

  Glanced at the rearview mirror, touched it again.

   Julan couldn't help laughing at the sight, and then said to him: "Oh, don't touch it, eat it if you want hahaha..."

  Xu Wen was embarrassed, and still reserved: "It's not suitable, let's get married!"

   Zhu Lan thought you were putting on a show: "Hey, the car will take half an hour to go around a long way! We have to go to the hotel and have a ceremony, a toast... If you don't eat now, it will be one to two in the afternoon. Hurry up and eat!"

  Xu Wen reached into his pocket and pulled out a plastic bag, which contained two unpeeled tea eggs.

  The moment the bag was opened, the driver next to him couldn't help but move his throat.

   While he is reserved here, the best men have already started eating—the difference is that each of them has a half-eaten one. It can be imagined that the last simple level was basically wiped out.

  Now in the car, everyone is eating and drinking water, and by the way, I have to imagine:

   "Tell me, Xu Wen's daughter-in-law's tea eggs are so good, will she know? When Xu Wen goes back, can you bring us a bag?"

   "I think it will work!" Someone immediately responded: "My brothers have also put in a lot of effort. If nothing else, it's okay to have a few more tea eggs?"

   "Hey, you said, tea eggs are at this level, will their cooking skills be better? Will Xu Wen's wife be so good?"

"Bah, this kid, he never mentioned such delicious tea eggs before. It's too bad to hide them! Later, I have to curry favor with him and ask him to introduce me to a relative of her daughter-in-law's family! "

   "Great idea great idea!"

  …

  The lively old Song’s house in the city didn’t know about it. Song Tan couldn’t bear to think of the small dried fish in the dog bowl yesterday, so he got up early in the morning and went to the warehouse for a walk. When he came back, he gave Qiao Qiao the task:

   "I took a look, and the innermost package of our dried fish has lost more than half of it. This is getting more and more excessive!"

  She put on a stern expression: "Our family will never tolerate this kind of theft—your task today is to turn on the live broadcast, keep an eye on the dried fish, and let the thief accept the condemnation of the entire network!"

   Qiao Qiao's eyes widened in an instant: "Do you want to be so fierce?"

  He lowered his eyes, clearly knowing who the thief was, and at this moment his eyes could not help but glance upstairs. Song Tan pretended not to see it, but patted him on the shoulder and said solemnly:

   "Think about it, has Mr. Xin Jun taught you: don't do evil because of minor things. So, you are their big head now, and you have to take on the heavy responsibility of education!"

   She coaxed and lied so repeatedly, Qiao Qiao really gradually made up her mind, and now she clenched her fists:

   "Sister, don't worry! I will definitely teach Datian well!"

  Song Tan: ...This silly child, how can she pretend to be stupid!

  She had no choice but to clear her throat: "Then... If that's the case, you can follow Datian today. We not only want to get the stolen goods, but also find the motive of the crime..."

  Motive for committing the crime?

   This word sounds amazing! Qiao Qiao's eyes widened, and he suddenly felt like the duck detective in the cartoon!

  He also tightened his face, trying to put on an unfathomable expression: "Okay!"

   Then without hesitation, he went upstairs, put the phone up first, and pointed it at Datian's nest! Then he closed the door and went downstairs to wait.

  Thus, everyone in the live broadcast room discovered that today's live broadcast was early in the morning again!

【Early bird gets the worm! Look what I'm waiting for]

  【I was squatting on the toilet, I was caught off guard by the live broadcast】

  【Hahaha I haven’t fallen asleep yet, I saw something, just hypnotized】

  【Although it is already six o'clock】

  【Live broadcast in the morning? Is there anything in the field to pick? Will it be available? 】

  【Up link Up link】

  【Please sell something! The child has nothing to eat and is crying]

  And Song Tan thought about it, and called Zhang Yanping:

   "How do I change my mobile phone to live broadcast?"

   If Qiao Qiao’s mobile phone is fixed in the room, it will be too late to run with Da Tian! You have to have a cell phone downstairs.

  Sleeping in a daze, Zhang Yanping, who no longer has a healthy routine: "...Huh?"

  His eyes were half-closed, and he only subconsciously said: "You can also log in to his account with your mobile phone. When you need to change the device, just switch it on."

  Song Tan studied it a bit: "Okay!"

  Grit your teeth and persevere...It's so hard, my teeth are about to be crushed...

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