Song Tan Jishi

   When Dabai was called up from the pond by Jojo, he was very reluctant!

  It is not a stupid goose, it leads a mighty flock of ducks to run across the pond every day, sucking water plants, nagging small fish, and the ducks and 800 fish and shrimps under its command are the masters of the pond!

   I don’t know how chic the days are.

   So much so that it has to go to the king recently—that silly dog ​​of the king, guarding the back of the mountain every day, running around in the east and west, what good is it? The pig food is so delicious that I didn't even take a bite of it!

   There is also the owner, Qiao Bao, who at first gave half of the biscuits to him, but later on when he secretly picked honey, he was only willing to give him a small piece... Hmph, the goose king is no longer the goose in the courtyard, how can he not see his change of heart?

  Especially this morning, after just two rounds in the water, it felt that the water flowing down from the mountain was different!

At once…

At once…

   Dabai can’t explain why it’s different, it only knows that it’s very good for itself! For a while, the soles of his feet were thumping under the water, and his emotions became more and more excited.

  However, at this moment, Qiaoqiao called it out of breath—

   "Dabai! Dabai! Come here!"

  Da Bai pretended not to hear.

   Qiao Qiao shouted again: "Dabai, come here quickly! My sister asked me to call you home!"

  Dabai trembled all over, the memory of being swung around by someone's neck began to attack it!

  It turned around and swam silkily to the shore.

   And Qiao Qiao took a look at it, and then smiled with satisfaction: "Dabai, you are so clean, I don't think there is any need to take a bath, I will take you back directly!"

  Seeing that its buttocks could not run fast, Qiao Qiao hugged it in his arms and ran wildly all the way.

at the same time-

  Zhang Yanping also took the opportunity to touch the phone, and once again announced the teaser for Qiao Qiao.

  Although his wax gourd hasn't been rinsed yet, it doesn't matter, it can be ground for a while.

  【Big goose blind date, the woman is about to arrive! An experience not to be missed by singles! 】

  Heihuhu's live broadcast room that hasn't started yet: ...? ? ?

  【No, what does the anchor mean by this trailer? 】

  【Blind goose date? Is it that fierce goose named Dabai? 】

  【The woman is about to arrive? Good guy, Dabai has more charm than me]

  【What's going on? Single dogs now have to gain experience with geese? 】

  【Don’t say it, don’t you really say it, I always take the initiative to ask out women on blind dates, I’m really inferior in this respect】

  【Understand that you are promising! 】

  【The anchor is narrow-minded! What is an unmissable experience for single dogs? Those who are married are also very interested]

  【I am on vacation today, I specially brought my wife and children to watch it together】

  【Has the broadcast not started yet? Is it on air yet? Is it on air yet? 】

  Zhang Yanping stared at the barrage, overjoyed.

   Now ask Song Tan: "Qiao Qiao hasn't come back yet, why don't we drive first! We'll explain when he comes back."

   "Okay." Song Tan didn't pay much attention to this, but just watched Sun Shouping's car parked outside the yard, and hurried over.

  As soon as the car door was opened, a snow-white and sturdy white goose came down with flapping wings, then swung its buttocks, and pooped a pile of shit.

  Everyone: …

  Song Tan frowned: "Brother Sun, you goose... your quality is not high."

   Zhang Yanping, who had just opened the live broadcast room, looked at the energetic goose, and then looked at the live broadcast room.

  【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha goose】

  【Indeed, the quality is not high】

【that is! Why doesn't the woman's father teach her to defecate anywhere? 】

  【This woman's father looks familiar, doesn't he? 】

  【The dog brothers who gave us a few blind dates before...】

  【Hey, let me just say, it turned out to be a matchmaker! 】

  【I see that he is not doing very well in this profession. I didn’t like the ones I showed Dabao last time】

   Just as he was talking, he saw two little black and white shepherds jumping out of the car, whimpering.

  The body is not big, but the movements are nimble, and the black eyes are looking at everything around him curiously, and the cleverness is simply rushing.

"How about it?"

Sun Shouping immediately forgot the episode just now, pointed to the two puppies and said, "You look smart, don't you? Let me tell you, Bian Mu is very smart. If this guy is kept in captivity in the city, I don't know if it is a dog that teaches people or A man teaches a dog..."

"So cute."

   What Song Tan said was sincere.

  After all, we all know that the juvenile period of an animal is always the time when it is the most beautiful.

  At this moment, she squatted down and greeted her with both hands, and the little border shepherd rushed over with a whimper, and then arched and licked her palms around her.

  Not to mention the intimacy and dependence.

  Sun Shouping: ...Although I have seen this scene in my own dog farm, but looking at it now, I still feel jealous and bitter.

  Why? Is it because he doesn't have a friendly atmosphere towards dogs? Why didn't he get this kind of treatment?

  He also wanted to ask about the retired dogs that Song Tan mentioned earlier, but before he could speak, Song Tan asked curiously:

   "By the way, Brother Sun, I forgot to ask just now. Didn't you say that you should get your shame out of it? The way you get out of your shame is to give Dabai his wife?"

   "What do you know?" Sun Shouping proudly said, "Since I can't beat a smart goose like Dabai, I have to outsmart him!"

"Isn't it single? You saw the goose I brought, how handsome it is! If we meet each other on a blind date today, I will take his wife away tonight. Let him have a taste of this heart-piercing love !"

  Song Tan: …

  Zhang Yanping held back his laughter, and stared at the live broadcast room at the moment—although the camera in the live broadcast room was facing the big white goose, what Sun Shouping said was accurate!

  【emmmmm...】

  【It’s hard to comment, I don’t know what to say, come on next one】

  【Actually, after hearing it this way, it’s not without reason that we talked about this dog brother last time. Maybe it’s just to wake him up】

  【Brother, if you go to Dianjia to read a few books about Long Aotian, you won’t be able to...】

  【Don't say it, I'm really curious, what is the heart-piercing love of geese? 】

  【This goose is really handsome, but I feel that he is not as good as Dabai】

  【That’s right? Thinking about how Dabai eats better than me, how can it not increase the spirit? 】

  【If I go to the host's house, I will definitely be more energetic than now】

  Song Tan was also silent for a while.

   are all acquaintances, she really doesn't want to puncture Sun Shouping's dream. Just change the angle:

   "Then what if Dabai didn't like it?"

   "That's not easy!"

  Probably overconfidence makes people arrogant, Sun Shouping turned his head and told Song Tan to look at the red marks on his face and neck:

   "Did you see it? It was fanned yesterday afternoon, and it hasn't gone away yet! Just say that this goose is fierce or not?"

   "If you don't like this, there will be a fight between the two geese when they meet! I have to tell him to slap Dabai twice. One is mental pain, the other is physical pain, and it can always avenge me."

  Song Tan: …

  She had been silent for too long, and could only choke out one sentence at this moment: "Just be happy."

  Come on, and, it will be a little late, everyone will watch it tomorrow morning.