Song Tan Jishi

  Song Tan said he was sorry, but his hands moved quickly, and he had already directed Qiao Qiao to shovel up some plant ash, cover the lump of goose cake, and then gently swept it away.

   Soon, the clean concrete floor returned to normal.

  But Sun Shouping fell into a sluggish state. At this moment, there is only one line of big characters flashing in front of him——

   Lost my wife and lost my army!

  How much did he pay for this big goose? Just call Dabai away? !

   This is an adult goose raised in the countryside! No feed at all, plus the appearance is so good, the body is so strong, the meat looks chewy and delicious... He bought it for 20 yuan a catty!

   And how much does this goose girl weigh?

  Sun Shouping weighed it when he bought it, and it weighed 10 kilograms! He was overjoyed at the beginning, thinking that this physique could compete with Dabai—

   It’s true, it’s true that one bite is enough to compete.

   It’s just this mouthful, which is different from what he thought^.

  The barrage is also numb.

  【Brother Dog, this wave...how should I put it...】

  【It can only be said that Brother Gou’s thinking is correct, the spirit and body are indeed a double blow】

  【It’s just that they all hit him hahahahaha】

  【The meat goose in our vegetable market is 18 catties, how much did Brother Gou pay for this goose girl? 】

  【Don’t think that the goose girl can’t beat Dabai, but with her body and posture, the average goose can’t beat it... I guess it’s more expensive than 18 yuan】

  【Brother Dog, if you can’t do it, let’s change careers, I feel like you’re really not good enough to protect the media】

  【That’s right, I didn’t make a blind date with a dog, and I didn’t make a blind date with a goose either】

  【Brother Dog, as a matchmaker, sometimes we can’t look at evenly matched teams, we have to look at the CP feeling, do you understand the atmosphere】

  The barrage was laughing and joking, happily pointing to Sun Shouping's career.

   And he subconsciously touched his swollen cheeks that were still slightly hot, and felt that all the suffering he had suffered was in vain!

  How could this be? !

Song Tan couldn't understand his brain circuit, but the two little border shepherds had a good conscience. Although they couldn't handle the two tough big geese and shunned them, but now that the geese were gone, they grunted and came together again. Sun Shouping's side, trying to comfort him.

  Sun Shouping was very moved!

  Who said Bian Mu is evil?

   How cute it is!

  He hugged the heads of the two puppies, rubbing and rubbing them, almost crying.

  Unexpectedly, he had just rubbed two, and was about to show off the dog's attachment to him, but saw the two puppies break free from his embrace and return to Song Tan's side.

  Still wagging his tail as if offering a treasure, as if he wanted Song Tan to review their level of deception just now...

   That's right!

  Sun Shouping swears to God, this is what he saw on the faces of those two puppies, and he almost pouted right now!

   And here, Song Tanbai is like a goose, and maybe Dabai can have a long-term relationship with him, and his children and grandchildren will be infinitely scarce...

  Tsk tsk tsk, brother Yanping's friend, that's how real it is!

  She can't treat others badly—

   "Qiao Qiao, bring me a bag of wax gourd candies for grandson!"

   Then he said: "Brother Sun, don't dislike winter melon candy. We just made this, and the store is all sold out."

  Sun Shouping was not reconciled: "My big goose is 400 yuan!" You just pack winter melon candy? !

   "Yes," Song Tan also looked at him sympathetically: "Brother Sun, don't worry, I never forget my original intention. Since I said that I am looking for someone for Dabai, let them get along for two years first."

   "If this is the case, the goose eggs laid in the future will hatch into goslings, and then hatch and hatch again... After a flock of geese is formed, I will give you 400 goose eggs!"

   "Look, a goose egg is so big, and the price is expensive, won't it make you back?"

   "And it is multiplied and multiplied... Isn't this higher than the interest you get from depositing money in the bank?"

  Sun Shouping: ...Yes, yes?

  Bank interest is indeed... hey hey!

   "I don't plan to deposit in the bank either!"

  And Song Tan opened his eyes wide: "Brother Sun, what do you mean, I will give you another 400 yuan?"

  Sun Shouping:…

   "Forget it!" He said angrily, "You didn't want this goose, I insisted on bringing it here, so how can I ask you to give me more money? Anyway, sooner or later, I will make Dabai regret it!"

   "It's a shame!"

  Song Tan was silent, with a delicate expression: "It's just as long as you are happy."

   However, she didn't want to mention it again, but the live broadcast room couldn't hold back any longer—

  【Ha ha ha ha ha ha goose】

   Then she decided to end the topic that had already been settled, and turned to look at the wax gourd candy that Jojo sent over and said:

   "Brother Sun, although my winter melon candy is a bit sweet, it must be the best winter melon candy in the world. You should try it first."

  Sun Shouping waved his hand subconsciously: "I don't like sweets—"

  Before he finished speaking, he saw two puppies coming over again, whining and chirping, looking at him pitifully!

  Though I didn't understand anything else, the word "eat" is very loud.

  Sun Shouping immediately became proud: "What's the matter, you two shameless betrayed me just now, now you have to beg me!"

   "Let me tell you, I don't like to eat and I won't share it with you!"

but…

  He looked at the ziplock bag in his palm, and then looked up at Song Tan, in disbelief: "That's all you have in this bag?!"

   "A lot!"

  Song Tan said: "5 sticks! The main reason is that this is too sweet, and I'm afraid it will affect blood sugar. It's best to take a small bite a day. These few sticks are enough for several days."

  She looked at Sun Shouping thoughtfully:

   "Brother Sun, don't you like it? It's okay, my dogs like it, and they don't feel tired at all. Why don't you feed them."

  The barrage has gone crazy from laughing—

  【Good guy! 】

  【The big goose worth 400 yuan is exchanged for a pack of winter melon candies, and the winter melon candies are used to feed the host’s dog... Wonderful! 】

  【There are so many elements, I don’t know which one to laugh at first】

  【Listen to me, first laugh at Dabai’s children and grandchildren, and then laugh at our brother Gou’s shame. 】

  【The nonsense in the front, obviously you have to laugh at the bank interest of 400 yuan first, and then laugh at the goose egg that Brother Gou is about to get! 】

【Hey Hey hey! Does no one sympathize with Brother Gou? 】

  【Why does Mr. Qiao Qiao have such a smart fairy sister? 】

  【Now I know who is in charge of everything in the store... profiteer, profiteer】

  【Hey, hey, isn't winter melon candy sold out? How come there are more to give to Gouge? 】

  【I really can’t eat sweets, but why does it seem like everyone of you bought it, so should I buy it or not】

  【There is a reason why Brother Gou’s career is not successful... His thinking is very unclear】

  【Nonsense, our brother Gou was just slapped a few times by Sister Goose, and he is a little unconscious. How can we say that he is not smart? 】

  【The two little border shepherds are really realistic hahahahaha】

  【Brother Dog, where do you sell such a smart border shepherd? Can you help me find one too? 】

  【Come here to talk about a live broadcast... Is it possible that brother Gou is selling dogs? 】

【What? Brother Gou sells dogs? Brother Gou look at me, I really want to buy a five black pure earth dog! 】

  【Brother Dog, look at me, I want an iron covered with gold! 】

  【Brother Dog, do you think I have a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan, and is it difficult to support me? 】

   It’s right that I didn’t post it last night. I don’t know how to write it in a mess. I changed it all morning...